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2021-04-14 7:43:23 PM  
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2021-04-14 8:08:29 PM  
Amazed our two moron Florida senators didn't vote with the slimy six.
 
2021-04-14 8:23:36 PM  
Well at least they stayed on brand and hood ready.
 
2021-04-14 8:27:31 PM  
Six senators who couldn't collectively scrape up two clues to bang together.
 
2021-04-14 8:28:03 PM  
I wonder what Moscow Mitch thinks of his MAGAt cohorts now, considering he himself has an Asian-American spouse.
 
2021-04-14 8:37:22 PM  
I knew that worthless SOB Tommy Tuberville voted against it before I clicked the link. The nicest words to use to describe him are stupid segregationist. 🤬
 
2021-04-14 8:39:20 PM  
pro-anti-Asian-American violence

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Does ... does that need the anti?
 
2021-04-14 8:43:34 PM  
Just farking round them up. Like order the FBI to go pick em up. They are anti-american, pro-terrorism, pro-murder and pro-violence of their fellow americans. String em up.
 
2021-04-14 8:48:00 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I wonder what Moscow Mitch thinks of his MAGAt cohorts now, considering he himself has an Asian-American spouse.


He doesn't care, he married her for her daddy's money.
 
2021-04-14 8:48:27 PM  
B b b b but Demonrats.
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2021-04-14 10:00:21 PM  
Cruz (R-Cancun) figures he can blow off his constituents in more ways than one
 
2021-04-14 10:18:39 PM  
Cotton (R-AR) Cruz (R-TX) Hawley (R-MO) Marshall (R-KS) Paul (R-KY) Tuberville (R-AL)

These are the names of the senators that should get kicked in the nuts every time they show up in the senate. They should lose all their committees assignments bare minimum if not outright banned from the senate floor.
 
2021-04-14 10:21:19 PM  
I guessed 3 of them.  Also thought Johnson.  Forgot about Tuberville because I would have picked him also.
 
2021-04-14 10:45:58 PM  

HawgWild: pro-anti-Asian-American violence

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Does ... does that need the anti?


Yes. Otherwise it's unclear whether the violence is toward or from Asian-Americans.
 
2021-04-15 12:57:32 AM  
How does Hawley still have a job?

Missouri, you don't have to be this way.
 
2021-04-15 12:59:24 AM  
What party (R) they all from?
 
2021-04-15 1:00:17 AM  
Oh, but unity!
 
2021-04-15 1:01:07 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: How does Hawley still have a job?

Missouri, you don't have to be this way.


Because missouri wants to be this way.
 
2021-04-15 1:01:38 AM  
dead end trumpers.
 
2021-04-15 1:02:36 AM  
Block debate.  Not the bill.  Debate.  Punch them all in the dick.
 
2021-04-15 1:02:39 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I wonder what Moscow Mitch thinks of his MAGAt cohorts now, considering he himself has an Asian-American spouse.


I imagine their marriage is mostly about money and maybe hate-farking.
 
2021-04-15 1:03:04 AM  
These farkers. I need an anger nap.
 
2021-04-15 1:03:16 AM  
Without looking, I guess Tom Cotton, John Kennedy, Tommy Tuberville, Ron Johnson, John Cornyn

For #6, on a lot of issues, I would pick Rick Scott, Ted Cruz, or Blanche. But I'm not feeling it.

Joni Ernst?

OK, I looked. How could I forget Hawley and Rand Paul?
 
2021-04-15 1:05:24 AM  
I also need to beat someone with a branch. FARK YOU RAND PAUL.
 
2021-04-15 1:05:36 AM  
Just 6?
 
2021-04-15 1:06:34 AM  

jaytkay: How could I forget Hawley and Rand Paul?


I made this.

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2021-04-15 1:07:43 AM  

Bugerz: I also need to beat someone with a branch. FARK YOU RAND PAUL.


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2021-04-15 1:12:26 AM  
Cotton (R-AR) Cruz (R-TX) Hawley (R-MO) Marshall (R-KS) Paul (R-KY) Tuberville (R-AL)

Team Hate.
 
2021-04-15 1:13:23 AM  
Should we really be debating a law the sends out a suggestion on terminology on how to describe covid?
 
2021-04-15 1:15:43 AM  
Every fool on that list is a biatch made punk jagoff.
 
2021-04-15 1:16:16 AM  

shinji3i: We Ate the Necco Wafers: How does Hawley still have a job?

Missouri, you don't have to be this way.

Because missouri wants to be this way.


Hey, just because we have a treasonweasel senator, another very conservative senator, six Republicans out of eight representatives, a trump-lackey govern-oh shiat, we do want to be this way.
 
2021-04-15 1:18:04 AM  

jaytkay: Without looking, I guess Tom Cotton, John Kennedy, Tommy Tuberville, Ron Johnson, John Cornyn

For #6, on a lot of issues, I would pick Rick Scott, Ted Cruz, or Blanche. But I'm not feeling it.

Joni Ernst?

OK, I looked. How could I forget Hawley and Rand Paul?


Wishful thinking, that's how.
 
2021-04-15 1:19:58 AM  
Rand Paul was the easiest - Asians aren't even mentioned in our constitution so that was obvious.
 
2021-04-15 1:20:22 AM  
I...hmm. I seem to have developed an irrational hatred of Rand Paul...

I really should seek some help for this...
 
2021-04-15 1:22:32 AM  
Donno all, but Hawley and Cruz for sure.

::checks link::

😐
 
2021-04-15 1:22:55 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I wonder what Moscow Mitch thinks of his MAGAt cohorts now, considering he himself has an Asian-American spouse.


She's one of the "good ones."
 
2021-04-15 1:25:34 AM  
Also, FARK RAND PAUL!
 
2021-04-15 1:27:58 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: How does Hawley still have a job?

Missouri, you don't have to be this way.


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2021-04-15 1:32:35 AM  

gameshowhost: Rand Paul was the easiest - Asians aren't even mentioned in our constitution so that was obvious.


You must be mistaken.  They are clearly mentioned but 3/5ths of people reading miss the reference.
 
2021-04-15 1:33:05 AM  

Bugerz: I...hmm. I seem to have developed an irrational hatred of Rand Paul...

I really should seek some help for this...


irrational?

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2021-04-15 1:39:09 AM  

lolmao500: Cotton (R-AR) Cruz (R-TX) Hawley (R-MO) Marshall (R-KS) Paul (R-KY) Tuberville (R-AL)

These are the names of the senators that should get kicked in the nuts every time they show up in the senate. They should lose all their committees assignments bare minimum if not outright banned from the senate floor.


Add Ron Johnson and Joe Manchin to that list, please.  Sinema and Shaheen should be c**t-punted.
 
2021-04-15 1:42:25 AM  

Bugerz: I...hmm. I seem to have developed an irrational hatred of Rand Paul...

I really should seek some help for this...


Irrational?


I don't think so.
 
2021-04-15 1:44:03 AM  

AirForceVet: I knew that worthless SOB Tommy Tuberville voted against it before I clicked the link. The nicest words to use to describe him are stupid segregationist. 🤬


Forget it, Jake, it's PotatoTown.
 
2021-04-15 1:45:18 AM  

HawgWild: pro-anti-Asian-American violence

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Does ... does that need the anti?


Yeah, wouldn't the "pro" and "anti" just cancel out? Does that mean these senators are, in fact, Asian-American violence itself?
 
2021-04-15 1:46:37 AM  
someone please tell me why Asian-Americans need more protection than anybody else.  There are already laws on the books for this as well as hate crime laws.
 
2021-04-15 1:46:57 AM  
I'm not too familiar with names, but I'll take a guess:

Dickface
Numbnuts
Sh*tbag
F*ckhead
Assmunch
and...thinking...
T*d Cr*z


/checks tweet, nails it.
 
2021-04-15 1:47:03 AM  
Cruz, Cotton, Cornyn, Hawley, Johnson, and Paul?
 
2021-04-15 1:53:25 AM  

AquaTatanka: Bugerz: I...hmm. I seem to have developed an irrational hatred of Rand Paul...

I really should seek some help for this...

irrational?

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You and the other person are probably right.

Also, FARK RAND PAUL!
 
2021-04-15 1:55:06 AM  

TheLopper: I'm not too familiar with names, but I'll take a guess:

Dickface
Numbnuts
Sh*tbag
F*ckhead
Assmunch
and...thinking...
T*d Cr*z


/checks tweet, nails it.


Is Hawley or rand Paul assmunch?
 
2021-04-15 1:57:19 AM  

jaytkay: jaytkay: How could I forget Hawley and Rand Paul?

I made this.

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That is truly sickening.
 
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