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(Newsweek)   Another high profile COVID-19 denier, this time in Norway, completes his false flag mission   (newsweek.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Conspiracy theory, Norway, Illuminati, Gran municipality, Conspiracy theories, Joe Biden, Infection, Influenza  
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2021-04-14 8:42:16 PM  
Karma er en tispe.
 
2021-04-14 8:47:03 PM  
Good.
 
2021-04-14 8:53:40 PM  
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2021-04-14 11:56:45 PM  
Don't taunt karma.

I shouldn't have to keep saying this.
 
2021-04-15 1:08:02 AM  
Fark him.  One less plague rat.
 
2021-04-15 1:08:16 AM  
Knullet rundt og fant ut.
 
2021-04-15 1:08:19 AM  
The problem has been self-corrected.
 
2021-04-15 1:08:32 AM  
I don't cheer for anyone's death, but sometimes I'll permit myself a hearty shrug.
 
2021-04-15 1:11:00 AM  

Albino Squid: I don't cheer for anyone's death, but sometimes I'll permit myself a hearty shrug.


I LOL'd because it was from a deniers event which also infected 12.

I will LOL again.
 
2021-04-15 1:11:19 AM  
It's quite frightening. This hoax is more deadly than anyone ever expected.
 
2021-04-15 1:12:19 AM  

whatisaidwas: Albino Squid: I don't cheer for anyone's death, but sometimes I'll permit myself a hearty shrug.

I LOL'd because it was from a deniers event which also infected 12.

I will LOL again.


Does it make me a bad person to hope all 12 die?  Even if they deserve it for being stupid.

/Rhetorical.  I still hope they all die.
 
2021-04-15 1:16:48 AM  
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2021-04-15 1:19:09 AM  
I wish he'd managed to take more of his sort with him.
 
2021-04-15 1:21:52 AM  
Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.
 
2021-04-15 1:22:02 AM  

anuran: I wish he'd managed to take more of his sort with him.


Wait for it...
 
2021-04-15 1:24:59 AM  
No silver skates for him.
 
2021-04-15 1:25:00 AM  
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2021-04-15 1:25:27 AM  

jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.


It's also possible that someone ignorant enough to host a denier party would be in denial about being sick.
 
2021-04-15 1:25:38 AM  

palelizard: The problem has been self-corrected.


If everyone else infected are themselves Covid deniers then yes, otherwise it could be seen as an  overcorrection.
 
2021-04-15 1:27:00 AM  

jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.


Why do 'fervent' persons like you continue to insist that there's a massive global conspiracy of doctors to misconstrue the actual nature of the pandemic?
 
2021-04-15 1:27:30 AM  

jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.


I'm sure he was hit by a truck and the coroner declared it a covid death.

SOUUUUNDS CRAZY
 
2021-04-15 1:31:36 AM  

jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.


Funny how you'll take claims of massive voting fraud from a crooked game show host at face value, but when a medical doctor declares a cause of death that doesn't match your conspiracy theories, you become the lovechild of Sherlock Holmes and Columbo.
 
2021-04-15 1:35:02 AM  

jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.


Please.  I look forward to you attending one of these parties and then a story about your death due to your denial.  Too bad you won't be around to hear all the "I told you so's".

Are you this dumb?
 
2021-04-15 1:35:51 AM  
Probably served Coronas at his illegal fest
 
2021-04-15 1:37:05 AM  

PaulRB: jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.

Please.  I look forward to you attending one of these parties and then a story about your death due to your denial.  Too bad you won't be around to hear all the "I told you so's".

Are you this dumb?


Yes he is.
 
2021-04-15 1:42:53 AM  

jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.


That's nice, dear. Bless your heart.
 
2021-04-15 1:57:28 AM  

jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.


Per Norwegian sources, his relatives say he had been showing symptoms for at least a week, and they had encouraged him to go to a doctor but he refused. He was tested after death because everyone is, the test was positive, and a subsequent autopsy determined Covid was the cause of death.
 
2021-04-15 2:11:36 AM  
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/Once more into the breach
 
2021-04-15 2:12:33 AM  

jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.


I heard that Hillary personally injected an air bubble into his vein.
 
2021-04-15 2:35:29 AM  
Covidiots like this makes me sorry for the innocent victims that the idiots have infected.

Corona doesn't care about your beliefs Q boy.
 
2021-04-15 2:41:07 AM  
Honestly drewchemins, just stop greening this shiat. You're only embarrassing yourselves.
 
2021-04-15 2:57:28 AM  
Oh no...

Anyway.

/Karma
 
2021-04-15 4:12:45 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.

Funny how you'll take claims of massive voting fraud from a crooked game show host at face value, but when a medical doctor declares a cause of death that doesn't match your conspiracy theories, you become the lovechild of Sherlock Holmes and Columbo.


comedy gold. you are the reason FARK lives on.
 
2021-04-15 5:07:36 AM  

jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.


FTA:Norwegian conspiracy theorist who denied coronavirus was a dangerous disease has died from the virus after hosting two events at his property. ... Gran municipal chief physician Are Løken said the preliminary autopsy report confirmed his death was due to having the deadly virus.

THERE WAS AN AUTOPSY NIXON YOU DOLT
 
2021-04-15 5:20:54 AM  
He's just pining for the fjords.
 
2021-04-15 5:54:06 AM  
An actual believer in the Illuminati? I thought that only crazy people... oh. Never mind.
 
2021-04-15 6:31:07 AM  
Look Ma!

No Hans!
 
2021-04-15 7:01:40 AM  
Gran municipal chief physician Are Løken


My god what a name.
Meanwhile I'm sure you all named your kids Aiden and Bailey.
 
2021-04-15 7:09:06 AM  

whatisaidwas: Albino Squid: I don't cheer for anyone's death, but sometimes I'll permit myself a hearty shrug.

I LOL'd because it was from a deniers event which also infected 12.

I will LOL again.


He died days after it, so he had it already at the event. He infected his idiot followers.
 
2021-04-15 8:01:31 AM  

Albino Squid: I don't cheer for anyone's death, but sometimes I'll permit myself a hearty shrug.


For the first 8 to 10 months I didn't cheer either. Felt kind of bad for the dumbasses.

Now, I  admit I smile a big smile whenever stories like this pop up.
 
2021-04-15 8:16:59 AM  
event on 03/26, died on 04/06?  kind of a short time frame to get infected and die

did he know he was sick then held the event anyway/on purpose to prove iTs JusT ThE fLu?
 
2021-04-15 8:19:21 AM  
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2021-04-15 8:35:04 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: event on 03/26, died on 04/06?  kind of a short time frame to get infected and die

did he know he was sick then held the event anyway/on purpose to prove iTs JusT ThE fLu?


I'm going to say yes, he probably was. But isn't there a phenomenon where the body overreacts to the virus on a 2nd infection after surviving a first exposure, and that makes the death happen fast? Something related to a cytokine storm maybe?
 
2021-04-15 9:59:51 AM  

NINEv2: Honestly drewchemins, just stop greening this shiat. You're only embarrassing yourselves.

Fine. The sooner she's plugged airtight the better.

 
2021-04-15 10:03:41 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: jjorsett: Hmmm, at lot of unanswered questions in this story. No circumstances of his death reported. In a hospital? At home? Wasn't tested for infection prior to death, so presumably he didn't consult a physician or go into a hospital when he came down with symptoms. Did he even present symptoms? As for getting it at the event, he died less than 2 weeks later, which would be quite fast. All we know from TFA is that he died, was infected at the time he did, and a physician declared Covid the cause, apparently just on the propinquity of those two facts. I'd like a little more background info than that.

FTA:Norwegian conspiracy theorist who denied coronavirus was a dangerous disease has died from the virus after hosting two events at his property. ... Gran municipal chief physician Are Løken said the preliminary autopsy report confirmed his death was due to having the deadly virus.

THERE WAS AN AUTOPSY NIXON YOU DOLT


It's obvious that the coroner works for Hillary. How do you think she has been able to get away with all of her murders over the years? She has the coroners in her pantsuit pocket!
 
2021-04-15 10:47:11 AM  

dsmith42: whatisaidwas: Albino Squid: I don't cheer for anyone's death, but sometimes I'll permit myself a hearty shrug.

I LOL'd because it was from a deniers event which also infected 12.

I will LOL again.

He died days after it, so he had it already at the event. He infected his idiot followers.


Ahhhahahahahahahaha...
 
2021-04-15 11:21:33 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: whatisaidwas: Albino Squid: I don't cheer for anyone's death, but sometimes I'll permit myself a hearty shrug.

I LOL'd because it was from a deniers event which also infected 12.

I will LOL again.

Does it make me a bad person to hope all 12 die?  Even if they deserve it for being stupid.

/Rhetorical.  I still hope they all die.


Yeah...it does make you a bad person.  I'm sure you don't care because a bad person wouldn't care.
 
2021-04-15 12:47:58 PM  
It was just the Flu.
 
2021-04-15 2:01:16 PM  
I gave that an Edna Krabappel "HAH!"
 
2021-04-15 3:23:23 PM  
obvious fearmongering is obvious
 
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