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(My Northwest)   In other news, apparently someone in Washington state might be dumb enough to sell, distribute, or "knowingly receive" murder hornets   (mynorthwest.com) divider line
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2021-04-14 6:40:50 PM  
Rare instance where getting high on your own supply might be fitting punishment.
 
2021-04-14 8:07:27 PM  
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2021-04-14 9:54:26 PM  
While not necessarily lethal to humans,

Even murder hornets disappoint me.
 
2021-04-14 11:46:47 PM  
They look like angry drunks.

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2021-04-15 1:44:19 AM  
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2021-04-15 1:47:11 AM  
...they aren't cuddly?
 
2021-04-15 1:47:33 AM  
If I'm going to receive murder hornets, I'd prefer to do it knowingly.
 
2021-04-15 1:49:38 AM  
Wait.. is this code for a bunch of middle aged white women who have period-synched all meeting for lunch on day 28?

Oh wait.. that's murder WASPs.  My bad.
 
2021-04-15 2:04:45 AM  
I see that subby is not familiar with Spokane
 
2021-04-15 2:06:33 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: They look like angry drunks.

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They're actually kinda neat in person. Not as big as you'd think, much bigger than you'd like.
 
2021-04-15 2:17:36 AM  

TorpedoOrca: I see that subby is not familiar with Spokane


If any place in WA would have Make Murder Hornets Asian Again bumper stickers Spokane would be it.
 
2021-04-15 2:21:12 AM  
People are dumb. We had a local man who almost died when he was stung by a deadly African scorpion he bought on the internet. A few years before that a Denver man was bit by a Vietnamese centipede he also bought on the internet. I wouldn't be surprised if murder hornets got here when some moron bought a pack and let them go when he got stung.
 
2021-04-15 4:07:15 AM  

TorpedoOrca: I see that subby is not familiar with Spokane


Not Subby, but there is a lot of trivia about Spokane in this book I read today because, yeah, it's 4am and I'm checking Fark and watching tv. Not as scientific as I wanted, but I learned a lot about a family that worked at a Coca Cola factory.

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2021-04-15 4:53:17 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: While not necessarily lethal to humans,

Even murder hornets disappoint me.


They are lethal to honey bees, which are a critical component to a huge chunk of our agriculture sector.

So expect to see starving orchard owners dying in the streets when their crops fail to bear fruit.
 
2021-04-15 6:22:04 AM  
Some idiot in Washington ordered Covid-19 from Alibaba and started the USA pandemic.
 
2021-04-15 7:03:21 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: People are dumb. We had a local man who almost died when he was stung by a deadly African scorpion he bought on the internet. A few years before that a Denver man was bit by a Vietnamese centipede he also bought on the internet. I wouldn't be surprised if murder hornets got here when some moron bought a pack and let them go when he got stung.


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2021-04-15 7:17:15 AM  
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Reminded me of this...
 
2021-04-15 7:28:25 AM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: People are dumb. We had a local man who almost died when he was stung by a deadly African scorpion he bought on the internet. A few years before that a Denver man was bit by a Vietnamese centipede he also bought on the internet. I wouldn't be surprised if murder hornets got here when some moron bought a pack and let them go when he got stung.


Friend of mine has one of those giant centipedes. It's over a foot long.

He feeds it mice and young rats. Two or three a week I think. Feeding time is always entertaining.

No, he doesn't take out for walkies.
 
2021-04-15 7:29:40 AM  
Can't stop bad murder hornets without good murder hornets.
 
2021-04-15 7:46:55 AM  
I expect Inslee to bring a gift honeycomb from his own hives to some honey factory he is visiting and he won't even notice it's covered with murder hornets.
 
2021-04-15 7:53:52 AM  
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2021-04-15 8:36:20 AM  

Noah_Tall: I expect Inslee to bring a gift honeycomb from his own hives to some honey factory he is visiting and he won't even notice it's covered with murder hornets.


Expectations often lead to disappointments.

I suppose you expect to be a billionaire someday too.
 
2021-04-15 9:33:29 AM  
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"Surplus bears"
"Unauthorized cat"
 
2021-04-15 12:32:43 PM  

Deathfrogg: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: People are dumb. We had a local man who almost died when he was stung by a deadly African scorpion he bought on the internet. A few years before that a Denver man was bit by a Vietnamese centipede he also bought on the internet. I wouldn't be surprised if murder hornets got here when some moron bought a pack and let them go when he got stung.

Friend of mine has one of those giant centipedes. It's over a foot long.

He feeds it mice and young rats. Two or three a week I think. Feeding time is always entertaining.

No, he doesn't take out for walkies.


I can somewhat understand the allure of wanting an exotic and dangerous creature, but at least pick one where the nearest dose of antivenin is closer than 5,000 miles away.
 
2021-04-15 12:46:23 PM  
What makes to think people in Washington would be smarter that anyplace else subby?
 
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