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(Washington Post)   Well, let's face it. When you're a DoorDash delivery driver whose self-given nickname is "Smooth Sanchez" and you've publicly declared yourself a "virgin for life," is it really that much further of a step toward becoming an Incel terrorist?   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2021-04-15 12:19:52 AM  
I bet his k/d ratio in Call of Duty is dogshiat.
 
2021-04-15 12:22:28 AM  
Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?
 
2021-04-15 12:28:11 AM  
A Smooth Sanchez is a Dirty Sanchez when there are no nuts in the poop.
 
2021-04-15 12:36:37 AM  

Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?


Apparently not. I worked with one for a while, and the guys in the office offered to pay for a hooker (a good one too) and he got all offended and said he "didn't need to pay for sex".

Which, if ever someone did...
 
2021-04-15 12:36:55 AM  

6nome: I bet his k/d ratio in Call of Duty is dogshiat.


That was the beauty of Battlefront's homing shot before they nerfed it
1 - Pull the trigger
2 - Let the tech do the work
3 - Profit!
 
2021-04-15 12:37:18 AM  
He did himself dirty
 
2021-04-15 12:44:36 AM  

Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?


If they were cool enough to pull that off they'd also be able to get laid the old fashioned way.
 
2021-04-15 12:44:48 AM  

Notabunny: 6nome: I bet his k/d ratio in Call of Duty is dogshiat.

That was the beauty of Battlefront's homing shot before they nerfed it
1 - Pull the trigger
2 - Let the tech do the work
3 - Profit!


I was the red shell MASTER in Mario Kart!
 
2021-04-15 12:46:22 AM  
Smooth like a Ken Doll?

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2021-04-15 12:47:08 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?

Apparently not. I worked with one for a while, and the guys in the office offered to pay for a hooker (a good one too) and he got all offended and said he "didn't need to pay for sex".

Which, if ever someone did...


40 year old virgin described this perfectly....They're putting the p**sy on a pedestal.  Probably why the idea of paying for it isn't appealing.
 
2021-04-15 12:49:10 AM  
Incels are pathetic.
 
2021-04-15 12:51:11 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: Natalie Portmanteau: Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?

Apparently not. I worked with one for a while, and the guys in the office offered to pay for a hooker (a good one too) and he got all offended and said he "didn't need to pay for sex".

Which, if ever someone did...

40 year old virgin described this perfectly....They're putting the p**sy on a pedestal.  Probably why the idea of paying for it isn't appealing.


You just need to treat it like a human being, which is the part I think they don't "get".
 
2021-04-15 1:01:27 AM  
farking incels.  We need a law stating people have to upload proof of sex to government servers by the time they are 24 and every 12 months after that up to the age of 75.  Anybody not submitting proof of sex shall be renditioned into a government sex camp.  If after 6 months of sex camp, they still can't get laid, have them gitmoed for life.

It is harsh, but incels are dangerous and have killed before.  So if it saves even one life of a normal person who has sex, it is worth it.

Of course the proof of sex must be proof of consentual sex.  With all forms in triplicate filed at the county seat, and witnessed by a priest and scientist.  Rape is wrong and I will fight anybody who disagrees.  The consentual sex must be at least 5 mins long and well lit so that all participants can be clearly identified.  No less than 4k 60hz.  Including close ups of all tats, moles, birthmarks, eyeballs, and butt holes for ID.

Missionary position only submissions, while valid, will be put on a watch list by the FBI.  Submissions involving more exotic forms of sex, like space docking, shall be given a $25 dollar gift card to Applebee's or chipotle.  Only redeemable by the recipient.
 
2021-04-15 1:01:46 AM  
Why all the outrage? It was just a YouTube prank.

/the words "YouTube prank" from a defense lawyer should carry mandatory sentencing
 
2021-04-15 1:02:02 AM  

Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?


There's a wide streak of entitlement I their thinking. They might not be Chad or Tyrone, but they feel the women they want should b have to have sex with them.
 
2021-04-15 1:06:13 AM  
now he can be a not so lonely dumbass in jail
 
2021-04-15 1:07:08 AM  
Could we please go back to when guys who couldn't get laid either lied or shut up about it?
 
2021-04-15 1:08:59 AM  

Raoul Eaton: Could we please go back to when guys who couldn't get laid either lied or shut up about it?


...or masturbated a LOT.
 
2021-04-15 1:16:07 AM  

anuran: Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?

There's a wide streak of entitlement I their thinking. They might not be Chad or Tyrone, but they feel the women they want should b have to have sex with them.


This.
The anger they carry stems from this sense of entitlement of sex/relationship they are owed but not given.
Why would they pay for something they are "owed"?
How can that stupid [insert female derogatory word] turn down their advances?! Let alone insult them for asking them to pay for something they are due.

I'm just surprised there haven't been any attacks on "Chads"; handsome, muscular men who get more than their share of women.

Mind you, not all of these Incels are ugly, most are just average, it's just the toxic attitude and accompanying vibe that repel women like bear-spray.
 
2021-04-15 1:17:46 AM  

Resident Muslim: anuran: Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?

There's a wide streak of entitlement I their thinking. They might not be Chad or Tyrone, but they feel the women they want should b have to have sex with them.

This.
The anger they carry stems from this sense of entitlement of sex/relationship they are owed but not given.
Why would they pay for something they are "owed"?
How can that stupid [insert female derogatory word] turn down their advances?! Let alone insult them for asking them to pay for something they are due.

I'm just surprised there haven't been any attacks on "Chads"; handsome, muscular men who get more than their share of women.

Mind you, not all of these Incels are ugly, most are just average, it's just the toxic attitude and accompanying vibe that repel women like bear-spray.


They won't attack chads because they'd likely get their asses beat and they know it, and ironically, most incels are the thing they want the most: pussies.
 
2021-04-15 1:22:13 AM  

Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?


For all of our efforts to blame these acts on our political hobbyhorses, these acts are nearly always performed by dudes who couldn't get nailed in wood shop.

I've proposed it before, and I'll propose it again.  We need something like a Peace Corps, for young women to spend a year becoming and acting as girlfriend for the neighborhood/workplace weirdo.

The program must be top secret, administered by one of our intelligence services.  The young men can never suspect that that they are being tricked.  In return, these young women will receive a lifetime six figure income, along with free college, including any postgrad study that interests them.

Problem solved, you're welcome.
There, I solved it.
 
2021-04-15 1:24:53 AM  

The_Sponge: A Smooth Sanchez is a Dirty Sanchez when there are no nuts in the poop.


So close to being done in 2...
 
2021-04-15 1:26:26 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: farking incels.  We need a law stating people have to upload proof of sex to government servers by the time they are 24 and every 12 months after that up to the age of 75.  Anybody not submitting proof of sex shall be renditioned into a government sex camp.  If after 6 months of sex camp, they still can't get laid, have them gitmoed for life.

It is harsh, but incels are dangerous and have killed before.  So if it saves even one life of a normal person who has sex, it is worth it.

Of course the proof of sex must be proof of consentual sex.  With all forms in triplicate filed at the county seat, and witnessed by a priest and scientist.  Rape is wrong and I will fight anybody who disagrees.  The consentual sex must be at least 5 mins long and well lit so that all participants can be clearly identified.  No less than 4k 60hz.  Including close ups of all tats, moles, birthmarks, eyeballs, and butt holes for ID.

Missionary position only submissions, while valid, will be put on a watch list by the FBI.  Submissions involving more exotic forms of sex, like space docking, shall be given a $25 dollar gift card to Applebee's or chipotle.  Only redeemable by the recipient.


I had an angry post defending Asexual people all queued up, until I saw who I was responding to. Good one.
 
2021-04-15 1:30:38 AM  

The_Sponge: A Smooth Sanchez is a Dirty Sanchez when there are no nuts in the poop.


Then what is a Cleveland steamer?
 
2021-04-15 1:35:50 AM  

Resident Muslim: anuran: Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?

There's a wide streak of entitlement I their thinking. They might not be Chad or Tyrone, but they feel the women they want should b have to have sex with them.

This.
The anger they carry stems from this sense of entitlement of sex/relationship they are owed but not given.
Why would they pay for something they are "owed"?
How can that stupid [insert female derogatory word] turn down their advances?! Let alone insult them for asking them to pay for something they are due.

I'm just surprised there haven't been any attacks on "Chads"; handsome, muscular men who get more than their share of women.

Mind you, not all of these Incels are ugly, most are just average, it's just the toxic attitude and accompanying vibe that repel women like bear-spray.


Part of it lies in other parts of their mythology. Women - all women - have a never-ending Peen Parade until they lose their looks and settle for a substandard man. It keeps the resentment and hatred of women at a steady boil. At the same time it's not like they (the incels) could ever BE one of the sexual tyrannosaurs. That would put the burden for their sexless lives back on them and require them to change, make an effort, and take risks.

The lazy helplessness, body and psychic dysmorphia, and all the rest will be fertile ground for psych grad students looking for thesis topics for years to come. As they become further radicalized and are involved in more terrorist incidents I expect to see law enforcement and national security money going into grants to study it.
 
2021-04-15 1:37:24 AM  
Are we not going to talk about the judge's name being Ona Wang?
 
2021-04-15 1:41:10 AM  

Vtimlin: The_Sponge: A Smooth Sanchez is a Dirty Sanchez when there are no nuts in the poop.

Then what is a Cleveland steamer?


A Cleveland steamer can be soft serve, or with bits of corn.  On holidays one can also eat red beets for some festive coloration.  A bristol scale score of 3 or 4 is ideal for a cleavland steamer.  For more adventurous role play sometimes a score of 1 is useful, as if the steamer was having engine problems or sabotage in the case of noir themed role play.

The main difference between the Sanchez's and a Cleveland steamer is the location.  However, a Cleveland steamer may visit the Sanchez's if there is enough fuel in the tank.
 
2021-04-15 1:43:52 AM  
FTFA: Sanchez harassed and threatened women on the street, at one point referring to himself as "a virgin for life."

Buddy, the friends you're about to make in prison are going to fix that for you right quick, likely all the way up to the bicep.
 
2021-04-15 1:51:06 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Vtimlin: The_Sponge: A Smooth Sanchez is a Dirty Sanchez when there are no nuts in the poop.

Then what is a Cleveland steamer?

A Cleveland steamer can be soft serve, or with bits of corn.  On holidays one can also eat red beets for some festive coloration.  A bristol scale score of 3 or 4 is ideal for a cleavland steamer.  For more adventurous role play sometimes a score of 1 is useful, as if the steamer was having engine problems or sabotage in the case of noir themed role play.

The main difference between the Sanchez's and a Cleveland steamer is the location.  However, a Cleveland steamer may visit the Sanchez's if there is enough fuel in the tank.


I'm partial to dutch ovens.

Not really, but it's funny.
 
2021-04-15 1:53:07 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: AmbassadorBooze: Vtimlin: The_Sponge: A Smooth Sanchez is a Dirty Sanchez when there are no nuts in the poop.

Then what is a Cleveland steamer?

A Cleveland steamer can be soft serve, or with bits of corn.  On holidays one can also eat red beets for some festive coloration.  A bristol scale score of 3 or 4 is ideal for a cleavland steamer.  For more adventurous role play sometimes a score of 1 is useful, as if the steamer was having engine problems or sabotage in the case of noir themed role play.

The main difference between the Sanchez's and a Cleveland steamer is the location.  However, a Cleveland steamer may visit the Sanchez's if there is enough fuel in the tank.

I'm partial to dutch ovens.

Not really, but it's funny.


Fark handle checks out.
 
2021-04-15 1:56:35 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: The more you eat the more you fart: AmbassadorBooze: Vtimlin: The_Sponge: A Smooth Sanchez is a Dirty Sanchez when there are no nuts in the poop.

Then what is a Cleveland steamer?

A Cleveland steamer can be soft serve, or with bits of corn.  On holidays one can also eat red beets for some festive coloration.  A bristol scale score of 3 or 4 is ideal for a cleavland steamer.  For more adventurous role play sometimes a score of 1 is useful, as if the steamer was having engine problems or sabotage in the case of noir themed role play.

The main difference between the Sanchez's and a Cleveland steamer is the location.  However, a Cleveland steamer may visit the Sanchez's if there is enough fuel in the tank.

I'm partial to dutch ovens.

Not really, but it's funny.

Fark handle checks out.


Speaking of which...
 
2021-04-15 2:02:09 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: farking incels.  We need a law stating people have to upload proof of sex to government servers by the time they are 24 and every 12 months after that up to the age of 75.  Anybody not submitting proof of sex shall be renditioned into a government sex camp.  If after 6 months of sex camp, they still can't get laid, have them gitmoed for life.

It is harsh, but incels are dangerous and have killed before.  So if it saves even one life of a normal person who has sex, it is worth it.

Of course the proof of sex must be proof of consentual sex.  With all forms in triplicate filed at the county seat, and witnessed by a priest and scientist.  Rape is wrong and I will fight anybody who disagrees.  The consentual sex must be at least 5 mins long and well lit so that all participants can be clearly identified.  No less than 4k 60hz.  Including close ups of all tats, moles, birthmarks, eyeballs, and butt holes for ID.

Missionary position only submissions, while valid, will be put on a watch list by the FBI.  Submissions involving more exotic forms of sex, like space docking, shall be given a $25 dollar gift card to Applebee's or chipotle.  Only redeemable by the recipient.


You made me google space docking. Docking, yeah I know that, but space docking!? I didn't know it would have a different name if one dude was cut. Crazy! Also, I concur with your position.
 
2021-04-15 2:05:22 AM  

Algebrat: AmbassadorBooze: farking incels.  We need a law stating people have to upload proof of sex to government servers by the time they are 24 and every 12 months after that up to the age of 75.  Anybody not submitting proof of sex shall be renditioned into a government sex camp.  If after 6 months of sex camp, they still can't get laid, have them gitmoed for life.

It is harsh, but incels are dangerous and have killed before.  So if it saves even one life of a normal person who has sex, it is worth it.

Of course the proof of sex must be proof of consentual sex.  With all forms in triplicate filed at the county seat, and witnessed by a priest and scientist.  Rape is wrong and I will fight anybody who disagrees.  The consentual sex must be at least 5 mins long and well lit so that all participants can be clearly identified.  No less than 4k 60hz.  Including close ups of all tats, moles, birthmarks, eyeballs, and butt holes for ID.

Missionary position only submissions, while valid, will be put on a watch list by the FBI.  Submissions involving more exotic forms of sex, like space docking, shall be given a $25 dollar gift card to Applebee's or chipotle.  Only redeemable by the recipient.

I had an angry post defending Asexual people all queued up, until I saw who I was responding to. Good one.


Wait, I'm sorry, I just have to know: who's the recipient in docking? The guy who finishes first, or last?
 
2021-04-15 2:17:39 AM  

Algebrat: Algebrat: AmbassadorBooze: farking incels.  We need a law stating people have to upload proof of sex to government servers by the time they are 24 and every 12 months after that up to the age of 75.  Anybody not submitting proof of sex shall be renditioned into a government sex camp.  If after 6 months of sex camp, they still can't get laid, have them gitmoed for life.

It is harsh, but incels are dangerous and have killed before.  So if it saves even one life of a normal person who has sex, it is worth it.

Of course the proof of sex must be proof of consentual sex.  With all forms in triplicate filed at the county seat, and witnessed by a priest and scientist.  Rape is wrong and I will fight anybody who disagrees.  The consentual sex must be at least 5 mins long and well lit so that all participants can be clearly identified.  No less than 4k 60hz.  Including close ups of all tats, moles, birthmarks, eyeballs, and butt holes for ID.

Missionary position only submissions, while valid, will be put on a watch list by the FBI.  Submissions involving more exotic forms of sex, like space docking, shall be given a $25 dollar gift card to Applebee's or chipotle.  Only redeemable by the recipient.

I had an angry post defending Asexual people all queued up, until I saw who I was responding to. Good one.

Wait, I'm sorry, I just have to know: who's the recipient in docking? The guy who finishes first, or last?


Not all sex positions have defined givers and receivers.  Take an old fashioned lesbian style 69 or scissoring.  Who is giving and who is receiving?

Can't sex just be?  Or does it always have to be a dominant / submissive power play?
 
2021-04-15 2:21:29 AM  
At every occasion I'll be ready for the funeral
 
2021-04-15 2:22:14 AM  

Algebrat: Algebrat: AmbassadorBooze: farking incels.  We need a law stating people have to upload proof of sex to government servers by the time they are 24 and every 12 months after that up to the age of 75.  Anybody not submitting proof of sex shall be renditioned into a government sex camp.  If after 6 months of sex camp, they still can't get laid, have them gitmoed for life.

It is harsh, but incels are dangerous and have killed before.  So if it saves even one life of a normal person who has sex, it is worth it.

Of course the proof of sex must be proof of consentual sex.  With all forms in triplicate filed at the county seat, and witnessed by a priest and scientist.  Rape is wrong and I will fight anybody who disagrees.  The consentual sex must be at least 5 mins long and well lit so that all participants can be clearly identified.  No less than 4k 60hz.  Including close ups of all tats, moles, birthmarks, eyeballs, and butt holes for ID.

Missionary position only submissions, while valid, will be put on a watch list by the FBI.  Submissions involving more exotic forms of sex, like space docking, shall be given a $25 dollar gift card to Applebee's or chipotle.  Only redeemable by the recipient.

I had an angry post defending Asexual people all queued up, until I saw who I was responding to. Good one.

Wait, I'm sorry, I just have to know: who's the recipient in docking? The guy who finishes first, or last?


Urban dictionary:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define​.php?term=Space%20Docking

The answers may surprise you!
 
2021-04-15 2:22:57 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Algebrat: Algebrat: AmbassadorBooze: farking incels.  We need a law stating people have to upload proof of sex to government servers by the time they are 24 and every 12 months after that up to the age of 75.  Anybody not submitting proof of sex shall be renditioned into a government sex camp.  If after 6 months of sex camp, they still can't get laid, have them gitmoed for life.

It is harsh, but incels are dangerous and have killed before.  So if it saves even one life of a normal person who has sex, it is worth it.

Of course the proof of sex must be proof of consentual sex.  With all forms in triplicate filed at the county seat, and witnessed by a priest and scientist.  Rape is wrong and I will fight anybody who disagrees.  The consentual sex must be at least 5 mins long and well lit so that all participants can be clearly identified.  No less than 4k 60hz.  Including close ups of all tats, moles, birthmarks, eyeballs, and butt holes for ID.

Missionary position only submissions, while valid, will be put on a watch list by the FBI.  Submissions involving more exotic forms of sex, like space docking, shall be given a $25 dollar gift card to Applebee's or chipotle.  Only redeemable by the recipient.

I had an angry post defending Asexual people all queued up, until I saw who I was responding to. Good one.

Wait, I'm sorry, I just have to know: who's the recipient in docking? The guy who finishes first, or last?

Not all sex positions have defined givers and receivers.  Take an old fashioned lesbian style 69 or scissoring.  Who is giving and who is receiving?

Can't sex just be?  Or does it always have to be a dominant / submissive power play?


Dude, you're the one who brought "only redeemable by the recipient" into play. If you ever come to power, I've got a $25 gift card riding on this. That enough for two appetizers at Applebee's. This is important.
 
2021-04-15 2:23:54 AM  

Algebrat: AmbassadorBooze: Algebrat: Algebrat: AmbassadorBooze: farking incels.  We need a law stating people have to upload proof of sex to government servers by the time they are 24 and every 12 months after that up to the age of 75.  Anybody not submitting proof of sex shall be renditioned into a government sex camp.  If after 6 months of sex camp, they still can't get laid, have them gitmoed for life.

It is harsh, but incels are dangerous and have killed before.  So if it saves even one life of a normal person who has sex, it is worth it.

Of course the proof of sex must be proof of consentual sex.  With all forms in triplicate filed at the county seat, and witnessed by a priest and scientist.  Rape is wrong and I will fight anybody who disagrees.  The consentual sex must be at least 5 mins long and well lit so that all participants can be clearly identified.  No less than 4k 60hz.  Including close ups of all tats, moles, birthmarks, eyeballs, and butt holes for ID.

Missionary position only submissions, while valid, will be put on a watch list by the FBI.  Submissions involving more exotic forms of sex, like space docking, shall be given a $25 dollar gift card to Applebee's or chipotle.  Only redeemable by the recipient.

I had an angry post defending Asexual people all queued up, until I saw who I was responding to. Good one.

Wait, I'm sorry, I just have to know: who's the recipient in docking? The guy who finishes first, or last?

Not all sex positions have defined givers and receivers.  Take an old fashioned lesbian style 69 or scissoring.  Who is giving and who is receiving?

Can't sex just be?  Or does it always have to be a dominant / submissive power play?

Dude, you're the one who brought "only redeemable by the recipient" into play. If you ever come to power, I've got a $25 gift card riding on this. That enough for two appetizers at Applebee's. This is important.


The recipient of the gift card.
 
2021-04-15 2:27:28 AM  
As a gay man, when I was younger (long ago & far away, I had Incels approach me. Their really hot, irresistible pick-up line is: "I don't care who gives me a blow job." Identical, at least 3 times. Why don't they just find a glory hole? Then, their imagination can let them have any woman. As Heinlein said, "Virginity is just a correctable aberration of Nature." (Or something close to that.)
 
2021-04-15 2:32:44 AM  

Lurk Who's Talking: As a gay man, when I was younger (long ago & far away, I had Incels approach me. Their really hot, irresistible pick-up line is: "I don't care who gives me a blow job." Identical, at least 3 times. Why don't they just find a glory hole? Then, their imagination can let them have any woman. As Heinlein said, "Virginity is just a correctable aberration of Nature." (Or something close to that.)


Oh, and no, they didn't get lucky with me. Although I had a friend who told me not only didn't he trust me alone with his boyfriend, he didn't trust me around his lawn furniture. But, implying I'm the last resort? Nope. Work on social skills & small talk. Learn how to woo. That's why they're  Incels.
 
2021-04-15 2:33:32 AM  

AmbassadorBooze: Algebrat: AmbassadorBooze: Algebrat: Algebrat: AmbassadorBooze: farking incels.  We need a law stating people have to upload proof of sex to government servers by the time they are 24 and every 12 months after that up to the age of 75.  Anybody not submitting proof of sex shall be renditioned into a government sex camp.  If after 6 months of sex camp, they still can't get laid, have them gitmoed for life.

It is harsh, but incels are dangerous and have killed before.  So if it saves even one life of a normal person who has sex, it is worth it.

Of course the proof of sex must be proof of consentual sex.  With all forms in triplicate filed at the county seat, and witnessed by a priest and scientist.  Rape is wrong and I will fight anybody who disagrees.  The consentual sex must be at least 5 mins long and well lit so that all participants can be clearly identified.  No less than 4k 60hz.  Including close ups of all tats, moles, birthmarks, eyeballs, and butt holes for ID.

Missionary position only submissions, while valid, will be put on a watch list by the FBI.  Submissions involving more exotic forms of sex, like space docking, shall be given a $25 dollar gift card to Applebee's or chipotle.  Only redeemable by the recipient.

I had an angry post defending Asexual people all queued up, until I saw who I was responding to. Good one.

Wait, I'm sorry, I just have to know: who's the recipient in docking? The guy who finishes first, or last?

Not all sex positions have defined givers and receivers.  Take an old fashioned lesbian style 69 or scissoring.  Who is giving and who is receiving?

Can't sex just be?  Or does it always have to be a dominant / submissive power play?

Dude, you're the one who brought "only redeemable by the recipient" into play. If you ever come to power, I've got a $25 gift card riding on this. That enough for two appetizers at Applebee's. This is important.

The recipient of the gift card.


So everyone wins? What is this, Communist Finland?!
 
2021-04-15 2:37:53 AM  
I guess the vaccines ended the celebration

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2021-04-15 2:38:12 AM  
And dark continues to be a shill for washington post.
 
2021-04-15 2:58:48 AM  

Vtimlin: The_Sponge: A Smooth Sanchez is a Dirty Sanchez when there are no nuts in the poop.

Then what is a Cleveland steamer?


I will take "Things I Will Never Try" for $2,000, Alex.
 
2021-04-15 3:23:13 AM  

Resident Muslim: Why all the outrage? It was just a YouTube prank.

/the words "YouTube prank" from a defense lawyer should carry mandatory sentencing


And disbarment for the lawyer.
 
2021-04-15 3:33:32 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?

Apparently not. I worked with one for a while, and the guys in the office offered to pay for a hooker (a good one too) and he got all offended and said he "didn't need to pay for sex".

Which, if ever someone did...


Some do, realise sex is not the be-all-end-all of the world, mellow out a bit and consequently become able to develop normal relationships.

Others would if prostitution were legal and without stigma.

Then there are those like Elliot Rodgers, the "Supreme Gentleman". His type of narcissistic personality would would sooner die - and kill - before doing so.
 
2021-04-15 3:37:16 AM  

Resident Muslim: anuran: Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?

There's a wide streak of entitlement I their thinking. They might not be Chad or Tyrone, but they feel the women they want should b have to have sex with them.

This.
The anger they carry stems from this sense of entitlement of sex/relationship they are owed but not given.
Why would they pay for something they are "owed"?
How can that stupid [insert female derogatory word] turn down their advances?! Let alone insult them for asking them to pay for something they are due.

I'm just surprised there haven't been any attacks on "Chads"; handsome, muscular men who get more than their share of women.

Mind you, not all of these Incels are ugly, most are just average, it's just the toxic attitude and accompanying vibe that repel women like bear-spray.


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Mind you, not all of these Incels are ugly, most are just average, it's just the toxic attitude and accompanying vibe that repel women like bear-spray.

Yup, Rodgers was exactly this type: actually quite attractive, drove a nice car, came from a wealthy, successful family, but managed to be utterly repellent.
 
2021-04-15 3:40:52 AM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Resident Muslim: anuran: Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?

There's a wide streak of entitlement I their thinking. They might not be Chad or Tyrone, but they feel the women they want should b have to have sex with them.

This.
The anger they carry stems from this sense of entitlement of sex/relationship they are owed but not given.
Why would they pay for something they are "owed"?
How can that stupid [insert female derogatory word] turn down their advances?! Let alone insult them for asking them to pay for something they are due.

I'm just surprised there haven't been any attacks on "Chads"; handsome, muscular men who get more than their share of women.

Mind you, not all of these Incels are ugly, most are just average, it's just the toxic attitude and accompanying vibe that repel women like bear-spray.

They won't attack chads because they'd likely get their asses beat and they know it, and ironically, most incels are the thing they want the most: pussies.


Actually, now that I think about it, there have been: again, Elliot Rodgers.

He killed several men during his spree as well as women, and for much the same reasons: he hated the women because they would not recognize his presumed greatness, and the men who had formed normal relationships with women, out of simple, envious rage. He makes his motivations fairly clear is his manifesto.
 
2021-04-15 3:43:19 AM  

Lurk Who's Talking: Lurk Who's Talking: As a gay man, when I was younger (long ago & far away, I had Incels approach me. Their really hot, irresistible pick-up line is: "I don't care who gives me a blow job." Identical, at least 3 times. Why don't they just find a glory hole? Then, their imagination can let them have any woman. As Heinlein said, "Virginity is just a correctable aberration of Nature." (Or something close to that.)

Oh, and no, they didn't get lucky with me. Although I had a friend who told me not only didn't he trust me alone with his boyfriend, he didn't trust me around his lawn furniture. But, implying I'm the last resort? Nope. Work on social skills & small talk. Learn how to woo. That's why they're  Incels.


Yeah, good thing you didn't do that, even if they were hot.

You don't want to end your life like the end of American Beauty.
 
2021-04-15 3:50:40 AM  

aagrajag: Resident Muslim: anuran: Claude Ballse: Can't these idiots at least pay for sex to get it out of the way?

There's a wide streak of entitlement I their thinking. They might not be Chad or Tyrone, but they feel the women they want should b have to have sex with them.

This.
The anger they carry stems from this sense of entitlement of sex/relationship they are owed but not given.
Why would they pay for something they are "owed"?
How can that stupid [insert female derogatory word] turn down their advances?! Let alone insult them for asking them to pay for something they are due.

I'm just surprised there haven't been any attacks on "Chads"; handsome, muscular men who get more than their share of women.

Mind you, not all of these Incels are ugly, most are just average, it's just the toxic attitude and accompanying vibe that repel women like bear-spray.

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Mind you, not all of these Incels are ugly, most are just average, it's just the toxic attitude and accompanying vibe that repel women like bear-spray.

Yup, Rodgers was exactly this type: actually quite attractive, drove a nice car, came from a wealthy, successful family, but managed to be utterly repellent.


I have never been what you would call handsome, definitely not rich, not particularly charming, but before I got married I never lacked for a girlfriend for very long. Most of it was probably down to liking women. Not just that part. Or that one either. The whole package. And trying to treat them with the same consideration I would have liked to have. It didn't get me scads of women, but the whole thing worked quite well. And my first girlfriend is friends with my wife. Why should I envy the gods?
 
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