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2021-04-14 3:05:35 PM  
Paulina Porizkova celebrated the 40-year anniversary of her first Vogue cover by going "full frontal nude at 56" for the magazine's latest issue.

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Because Instagram has a nudity ban (the platform bans female nipples unless contextualized by breastfeeding, childbirth or "health-related situations" like breast cancer awareness or gender-confirmation surgery), the outlet utilized emojis, although subscribers and newsstand buyers can access the uncensored version.

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2021-04-14 3:09:10 PM  
Huh, I thought this was going to be about Lucie Wilde
/be careful if you google her name
 
2021-04-14 3:52:34 PM  
I'd still hit that.

And so would all the rest of you.
 
2021-04-14 3:57:33 PM  
She doesn't need my approval, but I'll do it anyway.
 
2021-04-14 4:02:09 PM  

FrancoFile: I'd still hit that.

And so would all the rest of you.


I hate to be the pointy-knees guy...but, well, for 56 she looks much older. Mrs. Mel' is older than her, wears zero makeup and does not have the "too much mileage"-look on her at all. Not kidding and not bragging; she and her family apparently have excellent genes is all I can figure since the only excersize either of get is mowing the lawn.

I'm not at all knocking Paulina, either. Heck, she looks like she has more mileage on her than I do and we're about the same age!
 
2021-04-14 4:06:49 PM  
What about this bouncing Czech?
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2021-04-14 4:09:32 PM  
Got cut out of the will.  What will she do next?
 
2021-04-14 4:13:05 PM  

Mr_Vimes: What about this bouncing Czech?
[i.guim.co.uk image 459x459]


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenes​t​rations_of_Prague
 
2021-04-14 4:34:19 PM  

FrancoFile: I'd still hit that.

And so would all the rest of you.


Please don't underline text when talking about possibly attractive women. I just about broke my phone's screen trying to get to the hyperlinked NSFW picture. (.. )
 
2021-04-14 4:48:57 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: FrancoFile: I'd still hit that.

And so would all the rest of you.

I hate to be the pointy-knees guy...but, well, for 56 she looks much older. Mrs. Mel' is older than her, wears zero makeup and does not have the "too much mileage"-look on her at all. Not kidding and not bragging; she and her family apparently have excellent genes is all I can figure since the only excersize either of get is mowing the lawn.

I'm not at all knocking Paulina, either. Heck, she looks like she has more mileage on her than I do and we're about the same age!


Pics or it did not happen.
 
2021-04-14 4:52:34 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: FrancoFile: I'd still hit that.

And so would all the rest of you.

I hate to be the pointy-knees guy...but, well, for 56 she looks much older. Mrs. Mel' is older than her, wears zero makeup and does not have the "too much mileage"-look on her at all. Not kidding and not bragging; she and her family apparently have excellent genes is all I can figure since the only excersize either of get is mowing the lawn.

I'm not at all knocking Paulina, either. Heck, she looks like she has more mileage on her than I do and we're about the same age!


Is she homeschooled?
 
2021-04-14 5:05:47 PM  
I'll just jump right to the punchline here.
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2021-04-14 5:06:00 PM  
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2021-04-14 5:13:32 PM  
'"Thank you for bravely helping us step beyond the narrative life ends at 40," wrote a fan'

I hate fans.  If you're a "fan" I probably hate you for something stupid you have said or will say.

PP is not being brave.  She's done this her entire adult life.  She isn't risking ANYTHING to do this.

NO ONE says life ends at 40, you mutherfarking drama queen.  Shut the fark up.

More pics of PP, please.
 
2021-04-14 5:16:35 PM  
I'll say this much....

I am 42, and within the past two years, I've slept with women over 50.  Granted, they didn't look like tue celebs mentioned in this thread, but so what?  We both had fun.

Life is too short,
 
2021-04-14 5:22:02 PM  
Attractive women are attractive.
 
2021-04-14 5:31:14 PM  

FrancoFile: I'd still hit that.

And so would all the rest of you.


I kept tapping on the underlined portion of your post thinking it was a link to some full frontal nudity.
Damn you
 
2021-04-14 5:35:02 PM  
What a bouncy Czech might look like:

(This is SFW, right?)

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2021-04-14 5:40:28 PM  
"On the May cover of Vogue CS, the supermodel, who was born in Czechoslovakia and bred in Sweden,"

Do we care where here parents farked?  Where she was raised seems more relevant.
 
2021-04-14 5:44:56 PM  

The_Sponge: I'll say this much....

I am 42, and within the past two years, I've slept with women over 50.  Granted, they didn't look like tue celebs mentioned in this thread, but so what?  We both had fun.

Life is too short,


What you lose in wow you gain in pow
 
2021-04-14 5:47:09 PM  

The_Sponge: I'll say this much....

I am 42, and within the past two years, I've slept with women over 50.  Granted, they didn't look like tue celebs mentioned in this thread, but so what?  We both had fun.

Life is too short,


I just texted my ex who is 50.(well an ex girlfriend from 20 years ago) and asked her to send me a selfie to show off(got her permission) to post. And other than the eye wrinkles she looks exactly the same.

And I were not married I would be after her again.

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2021-04-14 5:47:30 PM  

frankb00th: The_Sponge: I'll say this much....

I am 42, and within the past two years, I've slept with women over 50.  Granted, they didn't look like tue celebs mentioned in this thread, but so what?  We both had fun.

Life is too short,

What you lose in wow you gain in pow


Yup.

And a I'll just say that somw of the best sex I've had  was with the oldest woman I have been with....made me feel like a high school kid being seduced.  Hot damn.
 
2021-04-14 5:48:39 PM  

theflatline: The_Sponge: I'll say this much....

I am 42, and within the past two years, I've slept with women over 50.  Granted, they didn't look like tue celebs mentioned in this thread, but so what?  We both had fun.

Life is too short,

I just texted my ex who is 50.(well an ex girlfriend from 20 years ago) and asked her to send me a selfie to show off(got her permission) to post. And other than the eye wrinkles she looks exactly the same.

And I were not married I would be after her again.

[Fark user image image 850x841]


Even with that bad lighting, she looks great.
 
2021-04-14 5:54:32 PM  

johnny_vegas: Huh, I thought this was going to be about Lucie Wilde
/be careful if you google her name


I actually find her disgusting.

Maybe I'm not red-blooded or American enough but I do not get bigger = better when it comes to breasts.
 
2021-04-14 5:58:22 PM  

The_Sponge: What a bouncy Czech might look like:

(This is SFW, right?)

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/original was not bouncey
//Surprisingly hot for her age
 
2021-04-14 5:59:46 PM  

The_Sponge: frankb00th: The_Sponge: I'll say this much....

I am 42, and within the past two years, I've slept with women over 50.  Granted, they didn't look like tue celebs mentioned in this thread, but so what?  We both had fun.

Life is too short,

What you lose in wow you gain in pow

Yup.

And a I'll just say that somw of the best sex I've had  was with the oldest woman I have been with....made me feel like a high school kid being seduced.  Hot damn.


Some of the greatest memories of my life involve my post-sophomore summer when I hooked up with my English professor for a summer fling.

I was 21 and she was 36 (iirc) with 2 kids who didn't stay at their father's house nearly often enough, IMO.

/it is fun to learn new things
 
2021-04-14 6:00:09 PM  

sleze: The_Sponge: What a bouncy Czech might look like:

(This is SFW, right?)

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/original was not bouncey
//Surprisingly hot for her age


For her age?

BTW, that is Czech porn star Lucie Wilde.
 
2021-04-14 6:01:47 PM  

AquaTatanka: The_Sponge: frankb00th: The_Sponge: I'll say this much....

I am 42, and within the past two years, I've slept with women over 50.  Granted, they didn't look like tue celebs mentioned in this thread, but so what?  We both had fun.

Life is too short,

What you lose in wow you gain in pow

Yup.

And a I'll just say that somw of the best sex I've had  was with the oldest woman I have been with....made me feel like a high school kid being seduced.  Hot damn.

Some of the greatest memories of my life involve my post-sophomore summer when I hooked up with my English professor for a summer fling.

I was 21 and she was 36 (iirc) with 2 kids who didn't stay at their father's house nearly often enough, IMO.

/it is fun to learn new things


Niiiice!

Back in 2004, I had a summer fling with woman who was 37...and I was 25 at the time.
 
2021-04-14 6:02:24 PM  

AquaTatanka: johnny_vegas: Huh, I thought this was going to be about Lucie Wilde
/be careful if you google her name

I actually find her disgusting.

Maybe I'm not red-blooded or American enough but I do not get bigger = better when it comes to breasts.


Approves

Goldfrapp - 'Clowns' - Maida Vale, 15 Oct 2013
Youtube PXc_zV2CnaQ
 
2021-04-14 6:03:34 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: "On the May cover of Vogue CS, the supermodel, who was born in Czechoslovakia and bred in Sweden,"

Do we care where here parents farked?  Where she was raised seems more relevant.


I was conceived in Ohio...which is the most fun two people can have in Ohio.
 
2021-04-14 6:04:28 PM  

AquaTatanka: johnny_vegas: Huh, I thought this was going to be about Lucie Wilde
/be careful if you google her name

I actually find her disgusting.

Maybe I'm not red-blooded or American enough but I do not get bigger = better when it comes to breasts.


I'm a fan of large and natural.
 
2021-04-14 6:19:54 PM  

The_Sponge: RogueWallEnthusiast: "On the May cover of Vogue CS, the supermodel, who was born in Czechoslovakia and bred in Sweden,"

Do we care where here parents farked?  Where she was raised seems more relevant.

I was conceived in Ohio...which is the most fun two people can have in Ohio.


Just ahead of Cedar Point.

/Conceived at Cedar Point would be tricky to pull off.
 
2021-04-14 6:21:07 PM  

Mr_Vimes: What about this bouncing Czech?
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Doesn't matter how much you have in the bank, a bounced Czech is a killer.
 
2021-04-14 6:24:45 PM  

AquaTatanka: johnny_vegas: Huh, I thought this was going to be about Lucie Wilde
/be careful if you google her name

I actually find her disgusting.

Maybe I'm not red-blooded or American enough but I do not get bigger = better when it comes to breasts.


They're real.
However, in that GIF she is using her 1 facial expression. When it comes to emoting, she makes Kristen Stewart look like Meryl Streep.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-04-14 6:33:26 PM  
FTFA: On the May cover of Vogue CS, the supermodel, who was born in Czechoslovakia and bred in Sweden, poses in a sheer black body suit with appropriately-placed swan emojis.

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2021-04-14 6:37:19 PM  

433: FTFA: On the May cover of Vogue CS, the supermodel, who was born in Czechoslovakia and bred in Sweden, poses in a sheer black body suit with appropriately-placed swan emojis.

[th.bing.com image 120x120]


Well, when a man and a woman find each other passingly attractive... Well this sometimes happen in Sweden.
 
2021-04-14 6:45:14 PM  

Adam64: Attractive women are attractive.


Attractive women come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and ages.
 
2021-04-14 6:46:13 PM  

Saiga410: 433: FTFA: On the May cover of Vogue CS, the supermodel, who was born in Czechoslovakia and bred in Sweden, poses in a sheer black body suit with appropriately-placed swan emojis.

[th.bing.com image 120x120]

Well, when a man and a woman find each other passingly attractive... Well this sometimes happen in Sweden.


I'd like to know where she was reared, and if it was painful.
 
2021-04-14 7:10:43 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: The_Sponge: RogueWallEnthusiast: "On the May cover of Vogue CS, the supermodel, who was born in Czechoslovakia and bred in Sweden,"

Do we care where here parents farked?  Where she was raised seems more relevant.

I was conceived in Ohio...which is the most fun two people can have in Ohio.

Just ahead of Cedar Point.

/Conceived at Cedar Point would be tricky to pull off.


Heh...good call.

I was born in late 1978, and Cedar Point obviously existed back then.
 
2021-04-14 7:18:23 PM  
Who? Oh, HER:

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2021-04-14 7:19:08 PM  
In other news, Farkers are unfamiliar with the phrase "born and bred".
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-04-14 7:21:29 PM  

jaytkay: In other news, Farkers are unfamiliar with the phrase "born and bred".


Oh no I get that.  It's just not usually separated in a way that makes it as awkward as TFA does.
 
2021-04-14 7:31:06 PM  

theflatline: The_Sponge: I'll say this much....

I am 42, and within the past two years, I've slept with women over 50.  Granted, they didn't look like tue celebs mentioned in this thread, but so what?  We both had fun.

Life is too short,

I just texted my ex who is 50.(well an ex girlfriend from 20 years ago) and asked her to send me a selfie to show off(got her permission) to post. And other than the eye wrinkles she looks exactly the same.

And I were not married I would be after her again.

[Fark user image image 850x841]


She is gorgeous
 
2021-04-14 7:36:16 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: FrancoFile: I'd still hit that.

And so would all the rest of you.

I kept tapping on the underlined portion of your post thinking it was a link to some full frontal nudity.
Damn you


Honestly, that has to be the most successful troll move on fark for a while, intentional or not
 
2021-04-14 7:39:32 PM  

The_Sponge: RogueWallEnthusiast: "On the May cover of Vogue CS, the supermodel, who was born in Czechoslovakia and bred in Sweden,"

Do we care where here parents farked?  Where she was raised seems more relevant.

I was conceived in Ohio...which is the most fun two people can have in Ohio.


2nd best thing one can experience being in Ohio.

1st being experiencing the act of leaving ohio
 
2021-04-14 7:42:25 PM  

zjoik: The_Sponge: RogueWallEnthusiast: "On the May cover of Vogue CS, the supermodel, who was born in Czechoslovakia and bred in Sweden,"

Do we care where here parents farked?  Where she was raised seems more relevant.

I was conceived in Ohio...which is the most fun two people can have in Ohio.

2nd best thing one can experience being in Ohio.

1st being experiencing the act of leaving ohio


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2021-04-14 7:58:30 PM  

johnny_vegas: Huh, I thought this was going to be about Lucie Wilde
/be careful if you google her name


Worlds most boring porn star.

/or so I'm told
//heard she quit and got those incredible boobs reduced 😩
 
2021-04-14 8:07:25 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: FrancoFile: I'd still hit that.

And so would all the rest of you.

I hate to be the pointy-knees guy...but, well, for 56 she looks much older. Mrs. Mel' is older than her, wears zero makeup and does not have the "too much mileage"-look on her at all. Not kidding and not bragging; she and her family apparently have excellent genes is all I can figure since the only excersize either of get is mowing the lawn.

I'm not at all knocking Paulina, either. Heck, she looks like she has more mileage on her than I do and we're about the same age!


Well then, don't GIS Justine Bateman.

/The Sun don't play games.
//Use sunblock.
///And have the correct genes.
 
2021-04-14 8:16:06 PM  

theflatline: The_Sponge: I'll say this much....

I am 42, and within the past two years, I've slept with women over 50.  Granted, they didn't look like tue celebs mentioned in this thread, but so what?  We both had fun.

Life is too short,

I just texted my ex who is 50.(well an ex girlfriend from 20 years ago) and asked her to send me a selfie to show off(got her permission) to post. And other than the eye wrinkles she looks exactly the same.

And I were not married I would be after her again.

[Fark user image 850x841]


There's something slightly skeevy about this post. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Maybe it's texting a (way back) ex gf to post her picture on an anonymous message board to make some kind of point about hot "older" women.
Or maybe to impress other anonymous online strangers.
Or maybe that you're married and admitted to want to hit that again.

This is a strange f*ckin thread.
 
2021-04-14 8:19:04 PM  

LewDux: Mr_Vimes: What about this bouncing Czech?
[i.guim.co.uk image 459x459]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenest​rations_of_Prague


Too soon, man, too soon.
 
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