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2021-04-14 7:27:28 PM  
Subby wrote "musical" and "artist," but article is apparently about something called a Bieber (from hovering the link).
 
2021-04-14 7:33:15 PM  
Hi guys.

The world worked out that I'm a farking prick.

Please forgive me I'm better now

I have Lyme disease now too. Don't ask me to prove it. It's like lupus but ... uhh let's not mention that.

Buy my record

Not at all sincerely

Prickface McBieber
 
2021-04-14 7:47:47 PM  
Huh. Done in one.
 
2021-04-14 8:01:01 PM  
I can't be snarky about anyone who kicks drug addiction. I mean, I'll make fun of his 'music,' but good on him for turning things around.
 
2021-04-14 8:52:07 PM  
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2021-04-14 9:38:54 PM  
I thought it was his fans who were on drugs.

/ only way to make that rubbish tolerable
 
2021-04-14 9:51:59 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: I can't be snarky about anyone who kicks drug addiction. I mean, I'll make fun of his 'music,' but good on him for turning things around.


I can't feel sorry for a little doucheprick who runs laps through his subdivision then crashes his lambo. Kicked a habit huh? I don't believe him.
 
2021-04-14 10:12:54 PM  

NINEv2: AliceBToklasLives: I can't be snarky about anyone who kicks drug addiction. I mean, I'll make fun of his 'music,' but good on him for turning things around.

I can't feel sorry for a little doucheprick who runs laps through his subdivision then crashes his lambo. Kicked a habit huh? I don't believe him.


One can refrain from snarkiness without feeling sorry for someone. Is he lying? I dunno. But if he isn't, then getting clean is in itself a good thing that in no way makes up for being a shiathead in the past.
 
2021-04-14 10:39:27 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: NINEv2: AliceBToklasLives: I can't be snarky about anyone who kicks drug addiction. I mean, I'll make fun of his 'music,' but good on him for turning things around.

I can't feel sorry for a little doucheprick who runs laps through his subdivision then crashes his lambo. Kicked a habit huh? I don't believe him.

One can refrain from snarkiness without feeling sorry for someone. Is he lying? I dunno. But if he isn't, then getting clean is in itself a good thing that in no way makes up for being a shiathead in the past.


A POS human being doesn't stop being an entitled little prick just because he can afford tens of thousands of dollars of downtime at a California resort.
 
2021-04-14 11:28:55 PM  
He's cuter than you, he's younger than you, he's more talented than you, and he's far, far more successful and talented than you.

These are the underlying envies that are driving 99.9 percent of the comments in this thread.
 
2021-04-14 11:43:04 PM  
Demi Lovato's latest album not doing so good?
 
2021-04-15 6:00:57 AM  

CaptainFatass: He's cuter than you, he's younger than you, he's more talented than you, and he's far, far more successful and talented than you.

These are the underlying envies that are driving 99.9 percent of the comments in this thread.


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2021-04-15 7:38:10 AM  
I dunno - he's pretty metal...

Justin Bieber-Baby(Death Metal Version)
Youtube 4bqRpXPy4kM
 
2021-04-15 7:47:42 AM  

NINEv2: AliceBToklasLives: I can't be snarky about anyone who kicks drug addiction. I mean, I'll make fun of his 'music,' but good on him for turning things around.

I can't feel sorry for a little doucheprick who runs laps through his subdivision then crashes his lambo. Kicked a habit huh? I don't believe him.


Remember when he was douching it up and acting all "gang affiliated" with shiatbag Chris Brown?

F*ck this piece of shiat.
 
2021-04-15 7:48:44 AM  

CaptainFatass: He's cuter than you, he's younger than you, he's more talented than you, and he's far, far more successful and talented than you.

These are the underlying envies that are driving 99.9 percent of the comments in this thread.


Project much?

Username checks out.
 
2021-04-15 7:54:27 AM  

CaptainFatass: He's cuter than you, he's younger than you, he's more talented than you, and he's far, far more successful and talented than you.

These are the underlying envies that are driving 99.9 percent of the comments in this thread.


He's also an asshole.
 
2021-04-15 8:05:33 AM  
"It was like I had all this success and it was still like..."
 
2021-04-15 9:21:49 AM  

CaptainFatass: He's cuter than you, he's younger than you, he's more talented than you, and he's far, far more successful and talented than you.

These are the underlying envies that are driving 99.9 percent of the comments in this thread.


Pretty sure I can play more instruments and don't need autotune.
 
2021-04-15 4:27:23 PM  

NINEv2: AliceBToklasLives: NINEv2: AliceBToklasLives: I can't be snarky about anyone who kicks drug addiction. I mean, I'll make fun of his 'music,' but good on him for turning things around.

I can't feel sorry for a little doucheprick who runs laps through his subdivision then crashes his lambo. Kicked a habit huh? I don't believe him.

One can refrain from snarkiness without feeling sorry for someone. Is he lying? I dunno. But if he isn't, then getting clean is in itself a good thing that in no way makes up for being a shiathead in the past.

A POS human being doesn't stop being an entitled little prick just because he can afford tens of thousands of dollars of downtime at a California resort.


No one here is claiming that he isn't an entitled little prick.
 
2021-04-15 6:58:26 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: NINEv2: AliceBToklasLives: NINEv2: AliceBToklasLives: I can't be snarky about anyone who kicks drug addiction. I mean, I'll make fun of his 'music,' but good on him for turning things around.

I can't feel sorry for a little doucheprick who runs laps through his subdivision then crashes his lambo. Kicked a habit huh? I don't believe him.

One can refrain from snarkiness without feeling sorry for someone. Is he lying? I dunno. But if he isn't, then getting clean is in itself a good thing that in no way makes up for being a shiathead in the past.

A POS human being doesn't stop being an entitled little prick just because he can afford tens of thousands of dollars of downtime at a California resort.

No one here is claiming that he isn't an entitled little prick.


Fair enough. But I don't believe the entitled little bastid is above lying about something like this for marketing purposes.
 
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