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2021-04-14 9:39:00 AM  
I thought he died years ago? Was there another shyster ponzi scheme guy who died in prison? Maybe I'm thinking the Enron guy
 
2021-04-14 9:39:25 AM  

somedude210: I thought he died years ago? Was there another shyster ponzi scheme guy who died in prison? Maybe I'm thinking the Enron guy


It was the Enron guy.
 
2021-04-14 9:41:44 AM  

enry: somedude210: I thought he died years ago? Was there another shyster ponzi scheme guy who died in prison? Maybe I'm thinking the Enron guy

It was the Enron guy.


They all sorts blend together at some point. Like an event horizon of old white grifters and dicks
 
2021-04-14 9:42:32 AM  
Too easy. Dig him up and revive him.
 
2021-04-14 9:42:43 AM  

somedude210: enry: somedude210: I thought he died years ago? Was there another shyster ponzi scheme guy who died in prison? Maybe I'm thinking the Enron guy

It was the Enron guy.

They all sorts blend together at some point. Like an event horizon of old white grifters and dicks


One Enron guy died before they could put him in prison. "Died"
 
2021-04-14 9:45:05 AM  
And Charles Ponzi gets a new bunk buddy in Hell.
 
2021-04-14 9:45:39 AM  
He stole from the rich. RIP to a real one.
 
2021-04-14 9:45:54 AM  
Bernie is dead


OK, time to get ready for a wild weekend.
 
2021-04-14 9:46:02 AM  

somedude210: I thought he died years ago? Was there another shyster ponzi scheme guy who died in prison? Maybe I'm thinking the Enron guy


I think that was Kenneth Lay
 
2021-04-14 9:47:27 AM  
And good riddance to bad rubbish. I kinda hope it hurt while he was dying.
 
2021-04-14 9:50:05 AM  
F*ck you
 
2021-04-14 9:50:05 AM  
Fark you subby.
 
2021-04-14 9:50:41 AM  
Damn it, subby...
 
2021-04-14 9:51:01 AM  
Madoffed
 
2021-04-14 9:51:05 AM  
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Oh wait him........still good.
 
2021-04-14 9:51:09 AM  
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2021-04-14 9:51:17 AM  
10/10 for trolling.
 
2021-04-14 9:51:22 AM  
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2021-04-14 9:51:28 AM  
Subby you f**k, not cool.
 
2021-04-14 9:51:36 AM  

somedude210: I thought he died years ago? Was there another shyster ponzi scheme guy who died in prison? Maybe I'm thinking the Enron guy


Same. I thought he'd killed himself? I guess I'm thinking of someone else.
 
2021-04-14 9:51:39 AM  
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2021-04-14 9:51:44 AM  
Maybe Trump will get his old cell?

/I dare to dream.
 
2021-04-14 9:52:07 AM  
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RIP Bernie
 
2021-04-14 9:52:11 AM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2021-04-14 9:52:24 AM  
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2021-04-14 9:52:48 AM  
Subby you magnificent bastard. Both my eyebrows raised at the headline.
 
2021-04-14 9:52:51 AM  

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came here looking for this.
 
2021-04-14 9:53:03 AM  
As the old saw goes - don't speak ill of the dead, only good.
Good. He's dead.
 
2021-04-14 9:53:18 AM  
Wasn't he trying to get some sort of compassionate release from prison due to health issues?

/not sorry at all he died in prison
//wishing that on some more grifters
 
2021-04-14 9:53:27 AM  
fark with rich people's money?

Die in jail.

fark with poor people's money?

That's a promotion!
 
2021-04-14 9:53:53 AM  
Each of his first direct investors will have to die 4 times each to make back their initial soul.
 
2021-04-14 9:53:53 AM  
Bernie faked his death and is living in the south of France, according to reddit posts
 
2021-04-14 9:54:02 AM  
Jesus H Christ, subby!!!!
 
2021-04-14 9:54:08 AM  
Total Mandela moment. Didn't his son die years ago?
 
2021-04-14 9:54:18 AM  

somedude210: enry: somedude210: I thought he died years ago? Was there another shyster ponzi scheme guy who died in prison? Maybe I'm thinking the Enron guy

It was the Enron guy.

They all sorts blend together at some point. Like an event horizon of old white grifters and dicks


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Oh hi!  What's going on in this thread??
 
2021-04-14 9:54:23 AM  
This is the reading some obituaries with great pleasure thing Mark Twain mentioned?
 
2021-04-14 9:55:10 AM  
The Grim Reaper made off with his life.
 
2021-04-14 9:55:42 AM  
So where are they placing his memorial urinal?
 
2021-04-14 9:55:49 AM  
It's kind of weird how this exposed how incompetent and corrupt the SEC is but none of that was ever brought up again after he was sentenced.
 
2021-04-14 9:56:03 AM  

Oysterman: [imagesvc.meredithcorp.io image 240x320]

RIP Bernie


I miss that guy so much.
 
2021-04-14 9:56:14 AM  

Target Builder: somedude210: I thought he died years ago? Was there another shyster ponzi scheme guy who died in prison? Maybe I'm thinking the Enron guy

Same. I thought he'd killed himself? I guess I'm thinking of someone else.


I think his son killed himself?
 
2021-04-14 9:56:29 AM  
So, a cell just opened up for Trump?
 
2021-04-14 9:56:40 AM  
Mad-offed
 
2021-04-14 9:56:48 AM  
Good riddance to 1/3 of the assholes who destroyed the Mets for a generation.
 
2021-04-14 9:56:50 AM  

Target Builder: somedude210: I thought he died years ago? Was there another shyster ponzi scheme guy who died in prison? Maybe I'm thinking the Enron guy

Same. I thought he'd killed himself? I guess I'm thinking of someone else.


That was his son.
 
2021-04-14 9:57:11 AM  
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2021-04-14 9:57:20 AM  
Today Wall Street mourns a hero.
"We all dream of doing a thousanth of what he did. Such a total screwing-over of everyone - and the profits! It's practically poetic." said one hedge fund manager while cranking a kitting into a pasta machine.
 
2021-04-14 9:57:26 AM  
He almost made off with all that money.
 
2021-04-14 9:57:27 AM  

Oysterman: [imagesvc.meredithcorp.io image 240x320]

RIP Bernie


I don't think that meme will ever die here on Fark. It's been a thing for like 10 years now.
 
2021-04-14 9:57:33 AM  

enry: somedude210: I thought he died years ago? Was there another shyster ponzi scheme guy who died in prison? Maybe I'm thinking the Enron guy

It was the Enron guy.


The Enron guy didn't see the inside of a prison cell. He died while on appeal, also conveniently vacating his convictions.
 
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