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(Yahoo)   Piers Morgan now seeing imaginary supporters on walks in the park. And then everyone clapped for him   (au.news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-04-14 10:36:25 AM  
"He tweeted: "Just went for a walk in the park & received fulsome support from a group of Americans, two Filipinos, an Italian man, a French lady & a Polish woman..."

At least he's spared us the "I don't see color" bullshiat. He has more highly developed skills that let him detect nationality at a glance.
 
2021-04-14 10:44:03 AM  
I went to share this with Reddit's "That Happened" sub when I first saw this yesterday, but it was already on there and near the top.
 
2021-04-14 10:51:14 AM  
Marine Piers...
 
2021-04-14 10:52:49 AM  
Trump Derangement Syndrome is spreading.
 
2021-04-14 10:55:13 AM  
I hear coil whine and smell bullsh*at. I think my cat crapped on the computer again.
 
2021-04-14 11:01:23 AM  

edmo: "He tweeted: "Just went for a walk in the park & received fulsome support from a group of Americans, two Filipinos, an Italian man, a French lady & a Polish woman..."

At least he's spared us the "I don't see color" bullshiat. He has more highly developed skills that let him detect nationality at a glance.


Did they walk up to him and say "Sir, I hate the way the lying media is talking about you?"

/might as well go full Trump, Piers
 
2021-04-14 11:02:25 AM  
Just wait until he hears what the hipsters in coffee shops are saying.
 
2021-04-14 11:05:39 AM  
"Good to have the whole world on my side."

There are no sides. It's not like they fired you. You quit your job. You were a talk show host who could dish it out but apparently couldn't take it, so you had a tantrum and walked.
 
2021-04-14 11:09:24 AM  

jake_lex: edmo: "He tweeted: "Just went for a walk in the park & received fulsome support from a group of Americans, two Filipinos, an Italian man, a French lady & a Polish woman..."

At least he's spared us the "I don't see color" bullshiat. He has more highly developed skills that let him detect nationality at a glance.

Did they walk up to him and say "Sir, I hate the way the lying media is talking about you?"

/might as well go full Trump, Piers


They were huge Fillipinos!  Big strong Fillipinos.  And they had tears in their eyes!
 
2021-04-14 11:16:12 AM  
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2021-04-14 11:26:26 AM  

DecemberNitro: Trump Derangement Syndrome is spreading.


Piers Morgan has been a massive asswipe since..what, the W administration? Maybe even the Clinton admin?
 
2021-04-14 11:29:59 AM  
And and and Jesus took him to get ice cream and King Arthur let him hold Excalibur, and they all had hot coco with Santa at the North Pole
 
2021-04-14 11:36:09 AM  

jake_lex: edmo: "He tweeted: "Just went for a walk in the park & received fulsome support from a group of Americans, two Filipinos, an Italian man, a French lady & a Polish woman..."

At least he's spared us the "I don't see color" bullshiat. He has more highly developed skills that let him detect nationality at a glance.

Did they walk up to him and say "Sir, I hate the way the lying media is talking about you?"

/might as well go full Trump, Piers


It  doesn't count unless they had tears in their eyes when they said it.
 
2021-04-14 11:50:28 AM  
"And then Milly Dower, who's alive and well, approached me and said, 'Thank you ever so much, Mr. Morgan, for holding onto my phone for me and respecting my privacy,' and then she asked me out on a date!"
 
2021-04-14 11:50:30 AM  

Tailspin Tommy: jake_lex: edmo: "He tweeted: "Just went for a walk in the park & received fulsome support from a group of Americans, two Filipinos, an Italian man, a French lady & a Polish woman..."

At least he's spared us the "I don't see color" bullshiat. He has more highly developed skills that let him detect nationality at a glance.

Did they walk up to him and say "Sir, I hate the way the lying media is talking about you?"

/might as well go full Trump, Piers

It  doesn't count unless they had tears in their eyes when they said it.


I swear this is the only reason I clicked on this thread.
 
2021-04-14 12:31:47 PM  
And then he got into a cab with Thomas Friedman and the Third World driver agreed with everything they said!
 
2021-04-14 12:33:52 PM  
And then he went to a hipster coffee shop and all the liberals there were talking about how much they secretly loved Trump
 
2021-04-14 12:51:36 PM  
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2021-04-14 1:18:33 PM  

grumpfuff: DecemberNitro: Trump Derangement Syndrome is spreading.

Piers Morgan has been a massive asswipe since..what, the W administration? Maybe even the Clinton admin?


Born in 1965, started working for Murdoch in 1988.  Either date will do.
 
2021-04-14 2:03:05 PM  

edmo: "He tweeted: "Just went for a walk in the park & received fulsome support from a group of Americans, two Filipinos, an Italian man, a French lady & a Polish woman..."

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2021-04-14 3:18:14 PM  

Fireproof: I went to share this with Reddit's "That Happened" sub when I first saw this yesterday, but it was already on there and near the top.


I was about to jokingly post a link to that subreddit.   Didn't even know it was there.
 
2021-04-14 3:39:33 PM  
The only clap Piers Morgan needs is antibiotic resistant and makes it burn when he pees
 
2021-04-14 4:36:29 PM  
oh yeah? well i went to the park today and everyone told me Piers Morgan is a twat. It was three beavers, a duck and a filipino.
 
2021-04-14 11:35:20 PM  
This is resounding news for people with object nouns as first names everywhere....
 
2021-04-15 4:07:19 AM  
I have no doubt that SOME people told him the country is behind him. But that's because they live in the same bubble.
 
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