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(KRNV Reno)   Nevada is betting on June 1st for reopening. Good thing people already given to risky activities don't fly in from all over the country to spend time indoors in the Nevada desert during the summer   (mynews4.com) divider line
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617 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Apr 2021 at 9:50 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-14 9:16:14 AM  
It's stupid to base re-openings on arbitrary dates. Base them on metrics such as infection and vaccination rates.
 
2021-04-14 9:51:19 AM  

bostonguy: It's stupid to base re-openings on arbitrary dates. Base them on metrics such as infection and vaccination rates.


Money uber alles
 
2021-04-14 10:03:38 AM  

bostonguy: It's stupid to base re-openings on arbitrary dates. Base them on metrics such as infection and vaccination rates.


If things are progressing in a predictable manner plans can be made in advance.
 
2021-04-14 10:09:19 AM  
What's the average age of the person going to las vegas, 180? They will probably bring up the percentage of vaccinated people in Nevada.
 
2021-04-14 10:09:44 AM  
I'm already planning on going there in September.
My girlfriend is very excited to go see Morrissey's residency at Caeser's Palace.

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SHUT UP!!!!
 
2021-04-14 10:16:04 AM  

Headso: What's the average age of the person going to las vegas, 180? They will probably bring up the percentage of vaccinated people in Nevada.


I can only assume this is a reference to the 1990s movie Casino and that you have never actually been to Vegas.
 
2021-04-14 10:19:50 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I'm already planning on going there in September.
My girlfriend is very excited to go see Morrissey's residency at Caeser's Palace.

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SHUT UP!!!!


I'll be there in Sept as well.
I go there yearly (cept for last year) to see relatives and work for my cousin's dog rescue.
This year my college football team is playing UNLV. Double bonus.
 
2021-04-14 10:28:03 AM  

Klyukva: bostonguy: It's stupid to base re-openings on arbitrary dates. Base them on metrics such as infection and vaccination rates.

If things are progressing in a predictable manner plans can be made in advance.


Meh. The date will change before then, I predict
 
2021-04-14 10:35:34 AM  

bostonguy: It's stupid to base re-openings on arbitrary dates. Base them on metrics such as infection and vaccination rates.


Or set a date and then make (and communicate) specific plans for how to achieve those metrics. Then if the date approaches and the metrics aren't met, just move the date again.

That's how most of the mask mandates have worked.
 
2021-04-14 10:47:46 AM  

Headso: What's the average age of the person going to las vegas, 180? They will probably bring up the percentage of vaccinated people in Nevada.


Not anymore.  The geriatric crowd mostly goes to their local casinos, now that they are about as easy to find as a Starbucks.
 
2021-04-14 11:44:25 AM  
All these idiots whining about the country reopening.

Yes, you have to go back to your job! Deal with it. The vacation is over! No more free money.

Worried about Covid? Get your damn shot and shut up! Afraid of the shot? Read the science, not Facebook and for damn sure not Fark.

I'm ready for a Vegas trip. Packed, vaxxed and ready to fly. No sympathy for the whiners.
 
2021-04-14 11:45:34 AM  
What about the Brothels? Are they reopening the Brothels?
 
2021-04-14 11:45:36 AM  
I coughed on a man in Reno, just to see him die.
 
2021-04-14 11:47:16 AM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I'm already planning on going there in September.
My girlfriend is very excited to go see Morrissey's residency at Caeser's Palace.

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SHUT UP!!!!


You don't need to go to Vegas to get the experience of seeing Morrissey in concert. Just stand around for several hours outside a karaoke bar before heading inside to watch people badly cover 3 Smiths' songs, yell at someone with a cheeseurger and leave.
 
2021-04-14 12:05:46 PM  

Klyukva: bostonguy: It's stupid to base re-openings on arbitrary dates. Base them on metrics such as infection and vaccination rates.

If things are progressing in a predictable manner plans can be made in advance.


Are things progressing in a predictable manner yet? And by that I mean in a positive direction?
 
2021-04-14 12:17:03 PM  

zgrizz: All these idiots whining about the country reopening.

Yes, you have to go back to your job! Deal with it. The vacation is over! No more free money.

Worried about Covid? Get your damn shot and shut up! Afraid of the shot? Read the science, not Facebook and for damn sure not Fark.

I'm ready for a Vegas trip. Packed, vaxxed and ready to fly. No sympathy for the whiners.


Who's just now going back to jobs? People aren't complaining for that reason.
 
2021-04-14 12:17:32 PM  

Singleballtheory: Klyukva: bostonguy: It's stupid to base re-openings on arbitrary dates. Base them on metrics such as infection and vaccination rates.

If things are progressing in a predictable manner plans can be made in advance.

Are things progressing in a predictable manner yet? And by that I mean in a positive direction?


No, cases have grown for the last 7 weeks
 
2021-04-14 12:18:35 PM  
Looking forward to it. People here are getting vaccinated left and right. By June, everybody here who wants to get vaccinated should be able to get it. The local economy took a huge hit over COVID, and this will help repair some of the damage.
 
2021-04-14 12:57:26 PM  
Yay
You can kiss your prostitutes now
 
2021-04-14 2:20:11 PM  

imauniter: Yay
You can kiss your prostitutes now


And if you look around and can't tell which one is the prostitute, it's you.
 
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