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(Some Fat Guy)   An Oreo and Bacon Waffle Sundae. Because America, FARK YEAH   (bestproducts.com) divider line
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2021-04-14 9:10:30 AM  
Chocolate and bacon together are an aquired taste.
 
2021-04-14 9:12:01 AM  
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2021-04-14 9:48:04 AM  
I'm not exactly skinny these days but IHOPs obsession with cramming 3 days' worth of calories into one meal has always been slightly... Off putting.

Just give me a few pancakes, maybe a side of bacon, hold the gallon of syrup, chocolate sauce, and stripper that shoots glitter out of her... Know what, keep the stripper.
 
2021-04-14 12:48:21 PM  
Can I just have the bacon?
 
2021-04-14 12:55:15 PM  
When you cut the bacon that thick isn't it just called pork belly?

Or would that confuse and put off your average IHOP customer?
 
2021-04-14 1:05:53 PM  
At the risk of sounding elderly, I've had some version of "extreme" pancakes and they just don't do it for me.

Just regular pancakes with shiatloads of butter and syrup are good enough. I don't need a candy bar or whipped cream or cookies or gummy worms or any other shiat that normally doesn't accompany pancakes.
 
2021-04-14 1:09:54 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: At the risk of sounding elderly, I've had some version of "extreme" pancakes and they just don't do it for me.

Just regular pancakes with shiatloads of butter and syrup are good enough. I don't need a candy bar or whipped cream or cookies or gummy worms or any other shiat that normally doesn't accompany pancakes.


I'm even worse.  I don't like sweet pancakes.  I'm on the fence about soft, fluffy ones.

I'll do ONE buckwheat pancake with butter.  That tastes like food to me.

I just don't get why people need to have a pile of diabetes for breakfast.  Man, I sound surly this morning.
 
2021-04-14 3:42:17 PM  
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that's a good lookin' breakfast
 
2021-04-14 6:53:54 PM  

rosekolodny: Smelly Pirate Hooker: At the risk of sounding elderly, I've had some version of "extreme" pancakes and they just don't do it for me.

Just regular pancakes with shiatloads of butter and syrup are good enough. I don't need a candy bar or whipped cream or cookies or gummy worms or any other shiat that normally doesn't accompany pancakes.

I'm even worse.  I don't like sweet pancakes.  I'm on the fence about soft, fluffy ones.

I'll do ONE buckwheat pancake with butter.  That tastes like food to me.

I just don't get why people need to have a pile of diabetes for breakfast.  Man, I sound surly this morning.


Have you tried a big stack of pancakes with maple syrup to cheer up?
 
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