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(The Hill)   Drinking game rules need to be set by April 28   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Nancy Pelosi, President of the United States, President Biden Joe Biden Trump, Joe Biden, Democratic Party, joint session of Congress, Speaker Nancy Pelosi Nancy Pelosi, first lady  
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2021-04-14 1:03:53 AM  
"C'mon"
 
2021-04-14 1:36:13 AM  
If Biden sends all of the republicans out to cut a switch, which he definitely should, this could take a while.
 
2021-04-14 3:56:29 AM  
Every time he starts with bullet points.
We'll be on the floor in five minutes.
 
2021-04-14 4:11:19 AM  

detonator: Every time he starts with bullet points.
We'll be on the floor in five minutes.


What a way to spend a Wednesday night!
 
2021-04-14 4:17:56 AM  

rolladuck: detonator: Every time he starts with bullet points.
We'll be on the floor in five minutes.

What a way to spend a Wednesday night!


Maybe we can take a drink to correlate with each bullet point.
 
2021-04-14 4:22:24 AM  
'Hmm.. where's the Republican members of Congress?  Stayed home?  What a great time to pass legislation!'
 
2021-04-14 4:25:48 AM  
It's a trap.
 
2021-04-14 4:28:19 AM  
Alcohol is caveman drugs.

It's 2021, the world has carefully cultivated cannabis strains. Do you?

This concludes my state of the moment address.
 
2021-04-14 4:29:21 AM  
For that matter, if any Republicans do show up, I wonder how many of them will be accused of treason against Trump and threatened with assassination.
 
2021-04-14 4:31:24 AM  
baba booey baba booey Howard Stern penis
 
2021-04-14 5:12:42 AM  
If you hear "malarkey" finish your drink
 
2021-04-14 5:19:28 AM  
My wild center square is Corn Pop. He was a bad dude. 1 in 10mil but there's a chance
 
2021-04-14 5:59:56 AM  
Some GQP jackass:  "YOU LIE!"

Calling it now.
 
2021-04-14 6:03:31 AM  

vrax: Some GQP jackass:  "YOU LIE!"

Calling it now.


Can we fit Marjorie Taylor Greene with a muzzle preemptively?
 
2021-04-14 6:10:14 AM  

AquaTatanka: vrax: Some GQP jackass:  "YOU LIE!"

Calling it now.

Can we fit Marjorie Taylor Greene with a muzzle preemptively?


Only if she consents to it first.  Unlike some people, we can believe in women still having bodily autonomy.
 
2021-04-14 6:36:11 AM  
May need to incorporate camera cuts to members of congress.
- on phone
- dozing
- pulling faces
 
2021-04-14 7:35:17 AM  
Says here that most congressional staff are vaccinated.

I'm stunned by the lack of corruption and string pulling that lead to some staff still waiting.
 
2021-04-14 7:42:32 AM  
Here's the deal
 
2021-04-14 7:42:38 AM  
I'm not sure the drunken bingo card works with a boring, competent, institutional guy as POTUS.

Nevertheless, put me down for:
• malarkey
• "c'mon, man!"
• New Jim Crow
• bipartisan
 
2021-04-14 7:49:39 AM  
Beau
 
2021-04-14 8:03:08 AM  
How much for Bobert getting into a "scuffle" with the Secret Service for trying to bring a AR-15 in?
 
2021-04-14 8:16:09 AM  

TommyDeuce: How much for Bobert getting into a "scuffle" with the Secret Service for trying to bring a AR-15 in?


Put that under 'Free Space'.
 
2021-04-14 8:39:56 AM  
A Republican "boos" Biden
Republicans refuse to stand or clap
Republican hate outburst
Republicans bring Larry the Cable guy, Palin, Parscale, or similar to sit in the front row.
Republican rebuttal is given by Matt Gaetz
 
2021-04-14 8:40:05 AM  

Alphax: For that matter, if any Republicans do show up, I wonder how many of them will be accused of treason against Trump and threatened with assassination.


Let me see if I can find a micron of sympathy for them
 
2021-04-14 8:46:23 AM  

Tanqueray: "C'mon"


Username checks out!
 
2021-04-14 8:46:57 AM  

Alphax: 'Hmm.. where's the Republican members of Congress?  Stayed home?  What a great time to pass legislation!'


And to lock the doors.

"Sorry, security alert."
 
2021-04-14 9:04:12 AM  
Consume one full drink for each interrupting verbal outburst by one or more Republicans during the course of President Biden's address.

If alcohol poisoning results, seek medical care and refugee status in Canada.
 
2021-04-14 9:41:16 AM  

abb3w: Consume one full drink for each interrupting verbal outburst by one or more Republicans during the course of President Biden's address.

If alcohol poisoning results, seek medical care and refugee status in Canada.


What if you're already in Canada?
 
2021-04-14 9:45:07 AM  

RasIanI: What if you're already in Canada?


Seek medical care, then contact your MP to advocate a border wall to try and keep the refugees out?
 
2021-04-14 10:04:01 AM  
$100 says Dumpy will try and get his followers to show up and start rioting. "And I'll be right there with you!"
 
2021-04-14 10:37:21 AM  
If you have "folks" on your card, plan to be black-out drunk within 15 mins.
 
2021-04-14 11:51:53 AM  
If he mentions Hunter, we do a line.
 
2021-04-14 2:58:08 PM  

makerofbadjokes: AquaTatanka: vrax: Some GQP jackass:  "YOU LIE!"

Calling it now.

Can we fit Marjorie Taylor Greene with a muzzle preemptively?

Only if she consents to it first.  Unlike some people, we can believe in women still having bodily autonomy.


What if we tell her a ball gag is actually a CrossFit mouth weight?
 
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