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(Knewz)   Attorney at bowling alley starts smacking his girlfriend around, another lady steps in and shuts his eye. But he got a spare   (knewz.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Misdemeanor, Arrest, Charleston attorney Pano Michael Dupree, NBC, The Trooper, Chokehold, Resisting arrest, mystery woman  
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2021-04-14 3:32:06 AM  
He's wishing he had split.
 
2021-04-14 3:34:15 AM  
My phone is itchy after visiting that site.
 
2021-04-14 3:39:40 AM  
I've known a few cops like that. Some Farkers, too.
 
2021-04-14 3:39:42 AM  
Attorney-at-bowling is an odd certification.
 
2021-04-14 3:46:06 AM  
To be fair, if you beat your girlfriend, the bowling alley (or better yet, the parking lot) does seem like an appropriate place to do it.
 
2021-04-14 3:46:16 AM  
That asshole is going to sue her. Betcha.
 
2021-04-14 3:54:54 AM  
Great mugshot dewd.
 
2021-04-14 3:56:29 AM  
Never a good cutman around when you need one.
 
2021-04-14 4:03:11 AM  
Should have been "Attorney at bowling alley strikes his girlfriend".
 
2021-04-14 4:09:34 AM  
"A good start."
 
2021-04-14 4:20:55 AM  
I rarely say this but "HOTY" there subby. Is nice.
 
2021-04-14 4:27:25 AM  
I'd love to hear his alibi.
 
2021-04-14 4:27:26 AM  
"police have not publicly identified the mystery woman who KOed Dupree."

Yeah.  'cause nobody saw nothing.  No idea who she was.  Was it a woman?  We've no idea, go away.

/Show up a week later, she'll be the one that everyone is buying drinks for.
 
2021-04-14 4:48:05 AM  

mrspeacock: To be fair, if you beat your girlfriend, the bowling alley (or better yet, the parking lot) does seem like an appropriate place to do it.


"He can drink! He can bowl! He can drink and bowl!"

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2021-04-14 4:49:07 AM  
You got knocked the f* out.
 
2021-04-14 4:53:16 AM  
He really does look like a piece of shiat who'd beat a woman.
 
2021-04-14 4:54:48 AM  
Wish there was video of the KO.
 
2021-04-14 4:54:54 AM  
According to his website, Dupree is a lawyer specializing in criminal defense, personal injury litigation, and general services.

He's the Method actor of lawyers.
 
2021-04-14 4:58:39 AM  
What a turkey
 
2021-04-14 5:00:38 AM  

indy_kid: Never a good cutman around when you need one.


Had to Google cutman, I thought you meant a dude with a knife.
 
2021-04-14 5:01:02 AM  

JuggleGeek: "police have not publicly identified the mystery woman who KOed Dupree."

Yeah.  'cause nobody saw nothing.  No idea who she was.  Was it a woman?  We've no idea, go away.

/Show up a week later, she'll be the one that everyone is buying drinks for.


Yup, this.
 
2021-04-14 5:06:54 AM  
This is the bowling alley lawyer after getting KO'd by a woman:

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This is Mitch Green after a street fight with Mike Tyson:

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If that woman isn't already training to be a boxer or fighter, she's definitely missing her calling in life. She performed some quality work on that left eye.
 
2021-04-14 5:27:38 AM  
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2021-04-14 5:28:12 AM  
I want to slip in "bowling alley attorney" into my resume just to see if it was actually read when I'm getting interviewed.
 
2021-04-14 5:33:32 AM  
The mystery woman interviewed to stop the attorney from hurting his girlfriend
 
2021-04-14 5:38:58 AM  

Trik: Wish there was video of the KO.


That's what I'm shocked about.
 
2021-04-14 5:43:10 AM  
Should be "ex-attorney".
 
2021-04-14 6:00:43 AM  

Wings4Marie: I'd love to hear his alibi.


She was winning!
 
2021-04-14 6:04:06 AM  

ansius: He really does look like a piece of shiat who'd beat a woman.


You would be an excellent jurist!
Judges could just stay home with you around! He LOOKS guilty!!!
 
2021-04-14 6:04:36 AM  

Wings4Marie: I'd love to hear his alibi.


"She brought that on herself"

/ that's usually it
// he used to have a girlfriend
/// now he has a reason
 
2021-04-14 6:06:34 AM  
"I went to a bowling alley and a hockey game broke out..."

/ too soon?
 
2021-04-14 6:24:22 AM  
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2021-04-14 6:33:34 AM  
I lime Mystery Women
 
2021-04-14 6:33:57 AM  
like
 
2021-04-14 6:43:13 AM  
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
 
2021-04-14 6:46:28 AM  

Terrapin Bound: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


Mrs. O'Shaunasey ?


I have to say, that bowling alley dude got an "Irish Kiss"..wow...
 
2021-04-14 6:52:09 AM  
Craptastic website, but that's one feel-good story.
 
2021-04-14 7:01:18 AM  
Regarding the attorney's previous arrest: "According to previous reports, Dupree was a passenger in a car with a suspected drunk driver and refused to cooperate with an order to exit the vehicle."
And yet, the cops didn't shoot him. Imagine that.
 
2021-04-14 7:21:02 AM  
Cut me Mick!
 
2021-04-14 7:24:06 AM  
He's a personal injury lawyer. I really, REALLY hope he is too tied up with his own defense to give this hero lady any grief.
 
2021-04-14 7:26:20 AM  

namegoeshere: He's a personal injury lawyer. I really, REALLY hope he is too tied up with his own defense to give this hero lady any grief.


According to the article, the mystery woman was smart enough to disappear once she had achieved her objective, which was to stop the assault as quickly as possible.

A+ for both her effort and execution.
 
2021-04-14 7:27:57 AM  

Trik: Wish there was video of the KO.


No video means the heroine remains untouchably anonymous.
 
2021-04-14 7:33:36 AM  
Sounds like he tracked her down, with the intention of doing her harm, and escaped major legal consequences.  I suspect the girlfriend assisted in that process, as she made excuses that he was unconscious when he pulled out a hunk of her hair.

Domestic violence is horrible and the victims all too often have mixed feelings, strong emotions for their abuser.  No one goes into a relationship thinking "this guy might just kill me, let's go for it."  They go in with optimism, and are treated well initially, with hope for a happy life together.  It's vile when some abuser betrays that hope and trust.

This animal should be behind bars.
 
2021-04-14 7:33:37 AM  

IndianaLiberal: Regarding the attorney's previous arrest: "According to previous reports, Dupree was a passenger in a car with a suspected drunk driver and refused to cooperate with an order to exit the vehicle."
And yet, the cops didn't shoot him. Imagine that.


Came to say this!  And is serving no major jail time for this incident either...
 
2021-04-14 7:46:05 AM  
same dude?

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2021-04-14 7:46:19 AM  

Brosephus: This is the bowling alley lawyer after getting KO'd by a woman:

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This is Mitch Green after a street fight with Mike Tyson:

[insidehook.com image 534x800]

If that woman isn't already training to be a boxer or fighter, she's definitely missing her calling in life. She performed some quality work on that left eye.


Tyson hits like a girl?
 
2021-04-14 7:52:43 AM  

CrossEyed: Trik: Wish there was video of the KO.

No video means the heroine remains untouchably anonymous.


Bowling alley owner pulled the old cop trick and "misplaced" the video.  ;)
 
2021-04-14 8:03:19 AM  

mrinfoguy: ansius: He really does look like a piece of shiat who'd beat a woman.

You would be an excellent jurist!
Judges could just stay home with you around! He LOOKS guilty!!!


What a weird person to white knight.
 
2021-04-14 8:11:22 AM  
Carmine the Bowler's daughter is back, and she's ready for revenge
 
2021-04-14 8:11:27 AM  

holdmybones: mrinfoguy: ansius: He really does look like a piece of shiat who'd beat a woman.

You would be an excellent jurist!
Judges could just stay home with you around! He LOOKS guilty!!!

What a weird person to white knight.


Exactly. He was knocked out with a tuft of her hair in his hand. The evidence here is not obscure.

Also, a 1 punch KO by a mystery woman is pretty impressive, especially when her target was hiding behind the woman he was attacking (at least initially). Good aim, great power.

I didn't even know you could get knocked cold by 1 shot to the eye. Usually it would be the chin...
 
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