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2021-04-13 8:34:31 PM  
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2021-04-13 8:35:39 PM  
Worked on Trump apparently.
 
2021-04-13 9:32:08 PM  
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2021-04-13 9:34:54 PM  
Naw, I just didn't want to risk dying alone intubated in some ICU.
 
2021-04-13 9:39:30 PM  
Too bad the nurse from that Blink 182 album cover did not aged well.
 
2021-04-13 9:55:46 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Too bad the nurse from that Blink 182 album cover did not aged well.


Pics or it didn't happen
 
2021-04-13 10:18:01 PM  
Yeah .... Like the people who refuse to take the vaccine would ever consider they could end up with EDS.
 
2021-04-13 10:28:47 PM  
"If you get the vaccine, women will let you f*ck them."  Convince any straight man of that, and you'll have no problem with vaccine hesitancy in men.
 
2021-04-13 10:56:55 PM  

somedude210: fragMasterFlash: Too bad the nurse from that Blink 182 album cover did not aged well.

Pics or it didn't happen


It happened. Prepare to cringe.
 
2021-04-13 11:27:06 PM  

fragMasterFlash: somedude210: fragMasterFlash: Too bad the nurse from that Blink 182 album cover did not aged well.

Pics or it didn't happen

It happened. Prepare to cringe.


Meh, I had way worst
 
2021-04-13 11:30:59 PM  
No, the truth is that if you get the Pfizer vaccine you also get the 5G microchip that lets Pfizer shut your dick off until you get a prescription for Viagra, it's part of a conspiracy between Bill Gates and Pfizer to hook you on pills.  That's also why your inboxes are filled with spam for dick pills.

/s
//let the anti-vax nuts get the 'rona and broken dicks
///3
 
2021-04-13 11:48:05 PM  
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2021-04-14 12:07:09 AM  
I got the Pfizer shot and a four-hour erection.
 
2021-04-14 12:08:50 AM  
The people you're thinking of are already flaccid, that's why they're total pricks. Like many Farkers that I could name...
 
2021-04-14 12:09:09 AM  
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2021-04-14 12:09:40 AM  
I thought Farkers had called this back last May or June? At least I know that it's been brought up more than twenty or a hundred times since then. It's a pretty obvious joke after all. And perfect for our cynical sisters and brothers. :)
 
2021-04-14 12:11:04 AM  

fragMasterFlash: somedude210: fragMasterFlash: Too bad the nurse from that Blink 182 album cover did not aged well.

Pics or it didn't happen

It happened. Prepare to cringe.


"Lindemulder was famously married to Jesse James (yep, that one). The two were engaged in a bitter custody battle over their daughter, Sunny"

Wow, how bad of a mom do you need to be that it's a bitter fight to get the kids away from a dead nineteenth-century bank and stagecoach robber?
 
2021-04-14 12:11:07 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: I got the Pfizer shot and a four-hour erection.


You're just under the time recommended for calling a prostitute. Take two and call me in the morning.
 
2021-04-14 12:13:22 AM  
I'm pretty sure Ben Shapiro's not getting any ass whether his cock works or not.
 
2021-04-14 12:13:48 AM  
So, they may not able to reproduce?...
 
2021-04-14 12:14:22 AM  
Old white men will happily sacrifice their dicks for the glory of the Great Orange One.
 
2021-04-14 12:15:38 AM  

Bertuccio: I'm pretty sure Ben Shapiro's not getting any ass whether his cock works or not.


He already admitted that he's never made his wife wet.

/not sure how he found a wife in the first place
 
2021-04-14 12:16:23 AM  

anfrind: Bertuccio: I'm pretty sure Ben Shapiro's not getting any ass whether his cock works or not.

He already admitted that he's never made his wife wet.

/not sure how he found a wife in the first place


Is there a dating app for finding beards?
 
2021-04-14 12:19:51 AM  

Bertuccio: anfrind: Bertuccio: I'm pretty sure Ben Shapiro's not getting any ass whether his cock works or not.

He already admitted that he's never made his wife wet.

/not sure how he found a wife in the first place

Is there a dating app for finding beards?


OnlyBeards.com

/joke
 
2021-04-14 12:21:54 AM  
PSA:

I received my first Moderna shot yesterday, and I am proud to say that my ding dong still works fine.

/Slight soreness on my left arm.
//So I have that going for me.
///Which is nice.
 
2021-04-14 12:23:03 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "If you get the vaccine, women will let you f*ck them."  Convince any straight man of that, and you'll have no problem with vaccine hesitancy in men.


*Side effects include a whole Fark.comTon of entitled men sniffing around every place they think they might could tear off a piece
 
2021-04-14 12:23:52 AM  
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2021-04-14 12:28:14 AM  

null: No, the truth is that if you get the Pfizer vaccine you also get the 5G microchip that lets Pfizer shut your dick off until you get a prescription for Viagra, it's part of a conspiracy between Bill Gates and Pfizer to hook you on pills.  That's also why your inboxes are filled with spam for dick pills.

/s
//let the anti-vax nuts get the 'rona and broken dicks
///3


You idiot. Now you're going to Viagra emails and ads all the time because you used the word "Viagra" in one of your accounts.

/What a gullible mor- ahhh, crap!
 
2021-04-14 12:29:05 AM  
It's funny because women and african americans are more likely to refuse the vaccine. Great joke subby.
 
2021-04-14 12:30:49 AM  
COVID-19 is an angry, youthful black man?
 
2021-04-14 12:33:15 AM  
These limp dick claims are the same as those used to keep people from toying with the demon-weed back in the day.

What's old is new.
 
2021-04-14 12:34:05 AM  

BafflerMeal: It's funny because women and african americans are more likely to refuse the vaccine. Great joke subby.


Not to mention pretty much every study on it shows ED to be more prevalent in African American men than whites.

Like this one:

https://www.nature.com/articles/ijir2​0​0835
 
2021-04-14 12:34:27 AM  
"Honey, it's not my fault, it's Covid's! Me having my iPad with me in the bathroom an hour ago has nothing to do with this!"
 
2021-04-14 12:35:57 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: These limp dick claims are the same as those used to keep people from toying with the demon-weed back in the day.

What's old is new.


Doesn't smoking anything negatively affect the cardiovascular system?
 
2021-04-14 12:41:43 AM  

Bertuccio: I'm pretty sure Ben Shapiro's not getting any ass whether his cock works or not.


Apparently he brags about his wife being drier than the Sahara Desert.

I'm sure that was the case before COVID too.
 
2021-04-14 12:42:56 AM  
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2021-04-14 12:44:18 AM  
Think of your dick, not just with it.
 
2021-04-14 12:45:40 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: fragMasterFlash: somedude210: fragMasterFlash: Too bad the nurse from that Blink 182 album cover did not aged well.

Pics or it didn't happen

It happened. Prepare to cringe.

Meh, I had way worst


I still have my copy of Hidden Obsessions.

/on VHS
//but no VCR
 
2021-04-14 12:45:58 AM  

Resident Muslim: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: These limp dick claims are the same as those used to keep people from toying with the demon-weed back in the day.

What's old is new.

Doesn't smoking anything negatively affect the cardiovascular system?


Not if you keep in shape, no.
 
2021-04-14 12:46:51 AM  

GrizzlyPouch: BafflerMeal: It's funny because women and african americans are more likely to refuse the vaccine. Great joke subby.

Not to mention pretty much every study on it shows ED to be more prevalent in African American men than whites.

Like this one:

https://www.nature.com/articles/ijir20​0835


"Although, white patients had the highest prevalence of (91%) compared to Black (90%) and Hispanic (81%) patients, this difference was only significant between white and Hispanic patients. No significant difference was found in severity of ED among the three ethnic groups."

Protip: You're allowed to read sources before you cite them.
 
2021-04-14 12:51:57 AM  

The_Sponge: PSA:

I received my first Moderna shot yesterday, and I am proud to say that my ding dong still works fine.

/Slight soreness on my left arm.
//So I have that going for me.
///Which is nice.


Just use your right hand
 
2021-04-14 12:55:30 AM  

fragMasterFlash: somedude210: fragMasterFlash: Too bad the nurse from that Blink 182 album cover did not aged well.

Pics or it didn't happen

It happened. Prepare to cringe.


I'd still hit it.
 
2021-04-14 12:57:16 AM  

anfrind: Bertuccio: I'm pretty sure Ben Shapiro's not getting any ass whether his cock works or not.

He already admitted that he's never made his wife wet.

/not sure how he found a wife in the first place


If he's Orthodox there's a good chance it was arranged
 
2021-04-14 12:59:39 AM  

Bertuccio: GrizzlyPouch: BafflerMeal: It's funny because women and african americans are more likely to refuse the vaccine. Great joke subby.

Not to mention pretty much every study on it shows ED to be more prevalent in African American men than whites.

Like this one:

https://www.nature.com/articles/ijir20​0835

"Although, white patients had the highest prevalence of (91%) compared to Black (90%) and Hispanic (81%) patients, this difference was only significant between white and Hispanic patients. No significant difference was found in severity of ED among the three ethnic groups."

Protip: You're allowed to read sources before you cite them.


Republicans aren't allowed to read science
 
2021-04-14 1:00:45 AM  
This would also be an argument for men neither rich nor old nor White.
 
2021-04-14 1:06:41 AM  

chitownmike: The_Sponge: PSA:

I received my first Moderna shot yesterday, and I am proud to say that my ding dong still works fine.

/Slight soreness on my left arm.
//So I have that going for me.
///Which is nice.

Just use your right hand


I LOL'd.

But if I were left-handed, I still could have fapped with ease today.

/Wonder if shot number two will kick my ass.
 
2021-04-14 1:06:58 AM  

The_Sponge: PSA:

I received my first Moderna shot yesterday, and I am proud to say that my ding dong still works fine.

/Slight soreness on my left arm.
//So I have that going for me.
///Which is nice.


So... You know your penis works
And
Your arm is sore

Thank you for over sharing
 
2021-04-14 1:08:06 AM  

Bertuccio: GrizzlyPouch: BafflerMeal: It's funny because women and african americans are more likely to refuse the vaccine. Great joke subby.

Not to mention pretty much every study on it shows ED to be more prevalent in African American men than whites.

Like this one:

https://www.nature.com/articles/ijir20​0835

"Although, white patients had the highest prevalence of (91%) compared to Black (90%) and Hispanic (81%) patients, this difference was only significant between white and Hispanic patients. No significant difference was found in severity of ED among the three ethnic groups."

Protip: You're allowed to read sources before you cite them.


Leave it to GP to score an own goal.
 
2021-04-14 1:08:39 AM  
Come one, come all, come get injections to protect your erections.
 
2021-04-14 1:13:05 AM  
Yes. I have been saying this. The Covid WAS made in China, in a lab. For a purpose. The same as the Russians made the fluoride for our water. To destroy us. The government is too afraid to tell the truth. Once you are exposed to the virus, it lingers forever. There is no way to completely eliminate it from your body. And it is designed to target everyone except Asians. Especially white men. Over time their sperm count and desire will go down. Then the Chinese will conquer us without a war.

The way to defeat the plan is to wear masks and get vaccinated. Real patriots will try to fight this evil commie plot. Anti-maskers and anti-VAXes are pinko commies helping China to destroy our precious USA.

USA  USA  USA

Gotta spread this truth to the Q-Anon and Alex, et al.
 
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