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(Politico)   Matt Gaetz: "I didn't know her age - what was I supposed to do, cut off her leg and count the rings?" NARRATOR: "In reality, the victim used her birth year in her online username Vintage99"   (politico.com) divider line
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2021-04-13 4:42:39 PM  
"I'm a Republican. We don't do math."
 
2021-04-13 4:46:52 PM  
Ignorance of the law (or of the girl's age) is no excuse, son.
 
2021-04-13 4:52:34 PM  
Hope you got your dad's number handy Matt.

Hi Dad - I'm in Jail
Youtube biHJ6S91xBY
 
2021-04-13 4:54:09 PM  
In theory one might cut off a leg to find the assembly date, but I wouldn't recommend it.
 
2021-04-13 4:56:43 PM  
When you don't care, you don't ask.
 
2021-04-13 4:57:45 PM  

ababyatemydingo: Ignorance of the law (or of the girl's age) is no excuse, son.


Not knowing the girl's age might be a defense against the federal 18 USC § 1591 charge, which requires mens rea of "knowingly"; contrariwise, it doesn't seem to matter for a FS 794.05 charge, which appears to be a "strict liability" criminal offense.
 
2021-04-13 5:00:52 PM  

abb3w: ababyatemydingo: Ignorance of the law (or of the girl's age) is no excuse, son.

Not knowing the girl's age might be a defense against the federal 18 USC § 1591 charge, which requires mens rea of "knowingly"; contrariwise, it doesn't seem to matter for a FS 794.05 charge, which appears to be a "strict liability" criminal offense.


If you are in your mid-30s and knocking on girls who there is a possibility they can't legally drink, you are only not "knowingly" because you are actively choosing to be not "knowingly", which is in itself showing "knowingly"
 
2021-04-13 5:12:03 PM  

ababyatemydingo: Ignorance of the law (or of the girl's age) is no excuse, son.


Wasn't there a case where the guy was found guilty even though the girl had a fake ID showing her to be of legal age? Or is that just some urban legend?

/That I read on Fark
//In one of the Gaetz threads
///In the past week or so
 
2021-04-13 5:21:36 PM  
If ages weren't an issue then why were you and Greenberg spending odd weekend hours at the driver's license office, rummaging through piles of expired, surrendered licenses, looking for potential of-age IDs suitable to use for your underage trafficking/statutory rape victims?
 
2021-04-13 5:26:19 PM  

markie_farkie: If ages weren't an issue then why were you and Greenberg spending odd weekend hours at the driver's license office, rummaging through piles of expired, surrendered licenses, looking for potential of-age IDs suitable to use for your underage trafficking/statutory rape victims?


Holy shiat! Is there a link to this, because that I didn't think he could sink any lower?
 
2021-04-13 5:28:49 PM  

SirGunslinger: markie_farkie: If ages weren't an issue then why were you and Greenberg spending odd weekend hours at the driver's license office, rummaging through piles of expired, surrendered licenses, looking for potential of-age IDs suitable to use for your underage trafficking/statutory rape victims?

Holy shiat! Is there a link to this, because that I didn't think he could sink any lower?


https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/​n​ation/county-tax-collector-joel-greenb​erg-rep-matt-gaetz-visited-closed-semi​nole-tax-office-together-on/article_44​b2a975-7dcd-5f15-bf22-71b1c4ba0cf2.htm​l
 
2021-04-13 5:29:23 PM  
Isn't it a conflict of interest for him to pay for her lawyer?  She (presumably) doesn't need a defense so wouldn't this be seen as trying to influence any potential case against him?
 
2021-04-13 5:29:54 PM  
It says something that I searched the article for "rings" because I wasn't sure if he'd have actually said that.
 
2021-04-13 5:29:55 PM  
Now let's talk abut your record, coach...

My record? Why the hell you wanna talk about my record? Man, I paid my debt to society! How was I supposed to know she was thirteen? She looked sixteen to me!
 
2021-04-13 5:30:40 PM  
It's not illegal for a suspect to pay the legal bills of a potential witness against him


Really?  Why not?
 
2021-04-13 5:35:49 PM  

markie_farkie: SirGunslinger: markie_farkie: If ages weren't an issue then why were you and Greenberg spending odd weekend hours at the driver's license office, rummaging through piles of expired, surrendered licenses, looking for potential of-age IDs suitable to use for your underage trafficking/statutory rape victims?

Holy shiat! Is there a link to this, because that I didn't think he could sink any lower?

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/n​ation/county-tax-collector-joel-greenb​erg-rep-matt-gaetz-visited-closed-semi​nole-tax-office-together-on/article_44​b2a975-7dcd-5f15-bf22-71b1c4ba0cf2.htm​l


Wow, I wouldn't be surprised if they also rooted through foster care records to prey on girls also.
 
2021-04-13 5:41:48 PM  
Are we finally going to see a Republican be forced to resign from something?
 
2021-04-13 5:43:33 PM  
Should have married her, would have been legal to fark her every hour of every day since she was 13.

Yes, a guy like Gaetz marrying a 13 years old and farking her is legal in florida... because JESUS.

/farking pedos, execute em all
 
2021-04-13 5:43:34 PM  
Wonder if he is also some kind of murderer.
 
2021-04-13 5:43:56 PM  
Giggity

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2021-04-13 5:44:40 PM  
I hope they record it when they arrest Gaetz...
 
2021-04-13 5:45:31 PM  

iheartscotch: I hope they record it when they arrest Gaetz...


His reaction in the back of the squad car would make Paris Hilton look like Suge Knight.
 
2021-04-13 5:46:37 PM  
Farking Dem has a pic tossed out showing an inappropriate joke, forced to resign. Multiple thuglicans in on a sex trafficking ring, rally the wagons. Fark this noise. Fark Gaetz. Fark everything that allows this. I'm gonna go watch DODO vids.
 
2021-04-13 5:47:14 PM  
She told me that she was 17. How was I supposed to know she was 17.
 
2021-04-13 5:48:58 PM  
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The whole business is greasy AF
 
2021-04-13 5:48:58 PM  

jasonvatch: "I'm a Republican. We don't do math."


There's a private memo being circulated among certain business leaders and Republican politicians that her username was actually "Vintage09" instead of ninety-nI-*PSAKI BIATCHSLAP*
 
2021-04-13 5:49:00 PM  
Zazz Blammymatazz - Dory McClean Lyrics
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2021-04-13 5:49:16 PM  
Eew,
She was born the year Matt Gaetz was in a movie theater watching Carrie 2 The Rage and learning about sex points games.
 
2021-04-13 5:49:21 PM  

whidbey: Are we finally going to see a Republican be forced to resign from something?


No.
 
2021-04-13 5:49:38 PM  

abb3w: ababyatemydingo: Ignorance of the law (or of the girl's age) is no excuse, son.

Not knowing the girl's age might be a defense against the federal 18 USC § 1591 charge, which requires mens rea of "knowingly"; contrariwise, it doesn't seem to matter for a FS 794.05 charge, which appears to be a "strict liability" criminal offense.


So we should be expecting pics of him at her 17th birthday party to surface?
 
2021-04-13 5:50:48 PM  
Something something, ignorance of the law, something something
 
2021-04-13 5:54:44 PM  
How was he to know? She only showed him her report card and panties?!
 
2021-04-13 5:56:28 PM  

Vacation Bible School: abb3w: ababyatemydingo: Ignorance of the law (or of the girl's age) is no excuse, son.

Not knowing the girl's age might be a defense against the federal 18 USC § 1591 charge, which requires mens rea of "knowingly"; contrariwise, it doesn't seem to matter for a FS 794.05 charge, which appears to be a "strict liability" criminal offense.

So we should be expecting pics of him at her 17th birthday party to surface?


I've got a handful of chips on him sending a photo of him at her 17th birthday party, both of them holding up their birth certificates, and attached to a text message that says "Check out this hot piece of illegal tail. I'm definitely breaking tons of federal laws."
 
2021-04-13 5:56:30 PM  
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2021-04-13 5:57:23 PM  

Bootleg: ababyatemydingo: Ignorance of the law (or of the girl's age) is no excuse, son.

Wasn't there a case where the guy was found guilty even though the girl had a fake ID showing her to be of legal age? Or is that just some urban legend?

/That I read on Fark
//In one of the Gaetz threads
///In the past week or so


Look up Traci Lords
 
2021-04-13 5:57:54 PM  

anuran: Bootleg: ababyatemydingo: Ignorance of the law (or of the girl's age) is no excuse, son.

Wasn't there a case where the guy was found guilty even though the girl had a fake ID showing her to be of legal age? Or is that just some urban legend?

/That I read on Fark
//In one of the Gaetz threads
///In the past week or so

Look up Traci Lords


Actually, don't.
 
2021-04-13 5:58:13 PM  
God damn! 10 minutes of puppers! Makes any day great! Also, fark Gaetz.
 
2021-04-13 5:58:35 PM  

Bootleg: ababyatemydingo: Ignorance of the law (or of the girl's age) is no excuse, son.

Wasn't there a case where the guy was found guilty even though the girl had a fake ID showing her to be of legal age? Or is that just some urban legend?

/That I read on Fark
//In one of the Gaetz threads
///In the past week or so


No that actually happened to Rob Lowe.

He  was not found guilty because he met the girl in a night club where she had shown fake ID to get in. But the GOP villified him.

The girl then tried to black mail him for 2 million and he parents were like"my sweet little child who showed fake ID to get into a night club and have a three way, then stole rob lows wallet and the tape, would never do anything like that."

Gaetz on the other hand, is a rapist piece of shiat.
 
2021-04-13 5:58:35 PM  

SirGunslinger: markie_farkie: SirGunslinger: markie_farkie: If ages weren't an issue then why were you and Greenberg spending odd weekend hours at the driver's license office, rummaging through piles of expired, surrendered licenses, looking for potential of-age IDs suitable to use for your underage trafficking/statutory rape victims?

Holy shiat! Is there a link to this, because that I didn't think he could sink any lower?

https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/news/n​ation/county-tax-collector-joel-greenb​erg-rep-matt-gaetz-visited-closed-semi​nole-tax-office-together-on/article_44​b2a975-7dcd-5f15-bf22-71b1c4ba0cf2.htm​l

Wow, I wouldn't be surprised if they also rooted through foster care records to prey on girls also.


So Gaetz heard about how Epstein and Maxwell acquired girls and stole their business plan?
 
2021-04-13 5:59:45 PM  

whidbey: Are we finally going to see a Republican be forced to resign from something?


Over a sex scandal with an underage girl? Please.
 
2021-04-13 6:00:45 PM  
If ONLY there was a way for women to communicate with men. Maybe something like making sounds with their mouth or something.
 
2021-04-13 6:01:54 PM  
Here is my take.

Gaetz has always been about the young girls.

We are gonna find out that Nestor really is Matt's son who was conceived with Nestor's "sister" when she was 15.

When is why the fake story of Nestor's dead mother, estranged father, etc.  Nestor looks like Matt.

Which also explains why Matt's parents mysteriously supported Nestor and his sister all these years.
 
2021-04-13 6:02:15 PM  
To be FFAAAIIIRRRR

you can put basically anything in a username, I wouldn't focus on this particular detail to prove a point.  kinda mushy.
 
2021-04-13 6:02:57 PM  

Bugerz: Farking Dem has a pic tossed out showing an inappropriate joke, forced to resign. Multiple thuglicans in on a sex trafficking ring, rally the wagons. Fark this noise. Fark Gaetz. Fark everything that allows this. I'm gonna go watch DODO vids.


Talk to Gillibrand.
 
2021-04-13 6:03:13 PM  

NotARocketScientist: If ONLY there was a way for women to communicate with men. Maybe something like making sounds with their mouth or something.


A 17 y/o is not a woman.
 
2021-04-13 6:03:14 PM  
You mean the woman who "doesn't exist"?
 
2021-04-13 6:05:27 PM  

NotARocketScientist: If ONLY there was a way for women to communicate with men. Maybe something like making sounds with their mouth or something.


And the farking white knight shows up.
 
2021-04-13 6:05:36 PM  
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2021-04-13 6:05:46 PM  
"I have nothing to do with any of this and think it is incredibly uncool you are trying to lawyer me up to be a part of it, Joel," he wrote back via WhatsApp. "Not. F---ing. Cool."

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2021-04-13 6:05:52 PM  
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