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(The New Civil Rights Movement)   Old and busted: "Congress can't see my taxes 'cause I'm President" You've already figured out the rest of this headline   (thenewcivilrightsmovement.com) divider line
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2021-04-13 5:28:59 PM  
Bust a deal, face the wheel?
 
2021-04-13 5:34:17 PM  
The only thing that ever prevented Congress from having access to Trump's taxes was that Congress never really wanted to access Trump's taxes.
 
2021-04-13 6:29:02 PM  
How long before "I hereby declare that if Congress sees my taxes, that automatically makes me President for life, no takesybacksies"?
 
2021-04-13 6:30:47 PM  
His taxes are "stealth". That means you literally can't see them.
 
2021-04-13 6:40:13 PM  
Those taxes sure have been under audit for a long time.
 
2021-04-13 6:43:51 PM  
It's like soup. I say, "I dipped my balls in there" and no one asks for a taste. Or a second date.
 
2021-04-13 6:44:17 PM  
Why in the flying fark haven't the Mueller report and Trump's taxes been made public yet?

Why in the frippin' flying fark?
 
2021-04-13 6:44:29 PM  
Wait, I think I got it. Is the answer "I'm not president anymore so you can see them now"?
 
2021-04-13 6:45:05 PM  
I'd like to see a parade of federal agents carrying boxes of financial records away from each and every Trump owned business.
 
2021-04-13 6:46:16 PM  
In the linked full report:

They urged the judge, who was appointed by Trump, to dismiss the lawsuit and let Trump pursue whatever remedies he wishes in an appropriate court.

Yeah, he's going to run out the clock on this until he's dead.
 
2021-04-13 6:47:46 PM  

Chariset: How long before "I hereby declare that if Congress sees my taxes, that automatically makes me President for life, no takesybacksies"?


*cycles shotgun* Deal.
 
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2021-04-13 6:51:18 PM  
Hey Fark lawyers:

Is there a slang term in your profession for farking up proceedings to the point they are irrelevant and then asking for them to be closed.  Because McConnell did this same thing with impeachment and Trumpster is doing it here.

You could call it Mitching.
 
2021-04-13 6:52:11 PM  

king of vegas: Why in the flying fark haven't the Mueller report and Trump's taxes been made public yet?

Why in the frippin' flying fark?


Democrats and spines remain inexorably separate.
 
2021-04-13 6:54:32 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: The only thing that ever prevented Congress from having access to Trump's taxes was that Congress never really wanted to access Trump's taxes.


Yup
 
2021-04-13 6:56:03 PM  

king of vegas: Why in the flying fark haven't the Mueller report and Trump's taxes been made public yet?

Why in the frippin' flying fark?


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2021-04-13 6:56:16 PM  

Ragin' Asian: It's like soup. I say, "I dipped my balls in there" and no one asks for a taste. Or a second date.


You need to be less forthright - instead, before serving the soup, ask if anybody is allergic to nuts
 
2021-04-13 6:57:23 PM  
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2021-04-13 6:57:25 PM  

Pinche Mateo: Bust a deal, face the wheel?


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2021-04-13 6:57:42 PM  
I believe we did this one yesterday
 
2021-04-13 6:58:34 PM  

wax_on: Wait, I think I got it. Is the answer "I'm not president anymore so you can see them now"?


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2021-04-13 6:58:53 PM  

Ragin' Asian: It's like soup. I say, "I dipped my balls in there" and no one asks for a taste. Or a second date.


Were they Schweddy Balls?
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2021-04-13 6:59:03 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: The only thing that ever prevented Congress from having access to Trump's taxes was that Congress never really wanted to access Trump's taxes.


Well, that and a criminal in the Treasury. But that's over now.

So yes: what the fark is the problem? "Shall Provide," biatches.

We don't have a criminal oath-betrayer appointed by a traitor in the Department of the Treasury any more. All the House needs to do is ask.
 
2021-04-13 7:01:52 PM  
Remember that thing about me being the POTUS then not being the POTUS? Yeah, forget that one.
 
2021-04-13 7:02:07 PM  
God, I would love to hook that rat bastard pile of shiat up to a high-tension line configured to give him a two second jolt every time he a) lies or b) contradicts himself.
 
2021-04-13 7:04:37 PM  

d23: Hey Fark lawyers:

Is there a slang term in your profession for farking up proceedings to the point they are irrelevant and then asking for them to be closed.  Because McConnell did this same thing with impeachment and Trumpster is doing it here.

You could call it Mitching.


SCOTUS did that with the emoluments case and also the Twitter case
 
2021-04-13 7:04:54 PM  

wetrat: His taxes are "stealth". That means you literally can't see them.


No, not 'stealth'.  'Stolen'.  'Stolen' is the word you're looking for.

As in 'every nickel of his income was acquired by stealing'.
 
2021-04-13 7:06:34 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: God, I would love to hook that rat bastard pile of shiat up to a high-tension line configured to give him a two second jolt every time he a) lies or b) contradicts himself.


Donnie would look worse than Uncle Owen within 30 seconds!

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2021-04-13 7:06:36 PM  
It would save an awful lot of money, wasted media time, and litigation if the GQP would shorten its never ending list of reasons for why Republicans are exempt from the rule of law to the core fact: 'Republicans are exempt.' It's not as if the outcome would be any different.
 
2021-04-13 7:10:51 PM  

CthulhuCalling: Democrats and spines remain inexorably separate.


totally, that's why they haven't been making end-runs around republican congressional obstruction for the last few months.

oh.. wait. they have been
 
2021-04-13 7:12:40 PM  

Puglio: In the linked full report:

They urged the judge, who was appointed by Trump, to dismiss the lawsuit and let Trump pursue whatever remedies he wishes in an appropriate court.

Yeah, he's going to run out the clock on this until he's dead.


Dubm question.

Given the rather public information that his taxes are crooked as fark, why doesn't the IRS just audit the ever living fark out of him?  I mean one of those nice ones, where you have to produce receits for every cocktail napkin your businesses have ever used.  Ever receit, going back decades.  Every document cross referenced.

Every farking 'anomaly' highlighted....

And nail him to the farking wall on tax evasion.
 
2021-04-13 7:13:22 PM  
Biden should have made a big deal about not releasing his own taxes. Fox/OAN/Newsmax would have crowed about it endlessly, and then Biden could have said "You're right, here they are", or "I'll show mine once Trump shows his".
 
2021-04-13 7:18:49 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: God, I would love to hook that rat bastard pile of shiat up to a high-tension line configured to give him a two second jolt every time he a) lies or b) contradicts himself.


You would need a dedicated nuclear plant to support the power draw.

/It would deliver a constant shock
//Because he can't do 2 seconds with lying
///Even when he's sleeping, he's still lying (works better when saying it versus reading)
 
2021-04-13 7:19:15 PM  
I would love to find out that he wants to keep his taxes hidden because he deducted at least 4 abortions as business expenses within the last 10 years.  That might jam a holy spirit-sized crowbar between Donnie and the Evangelicals.
 
2021-04-13 7:19:56 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: God, I would love to hook that rat bastard pile of shiat up to a high-tension line configured to give him a two second jolt every time he a) lies or b) contradicts himself.

Donnie would look worse than Uncle Owen within 30 seconds!

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I don't know, Aunt Beru is looking pretty hot.
 
2021-04-13 7:21:47 PM  
He's just stalling. Eventually, he'll switch to, "You can't see my taxes because I'm running for president in 2024, and many people are saying, 'Sir, you are definitely going to win, bigly.' Many, many people."
 
2021-04-13 7:32:39 PM  

Aquapope: I would love to find out that he wants to keep his taxes hidden because he deducted at least 4 abortions as business expenses within the last 10 years.  That might jam a holy spirit-sized crowbar between Donnie and the Evangelicals.


The Christians are still completely welded to Congressman Gaspedal. There is absolutely nothing that will make evangelicals turn their back on a Republican.
 
2021-04-13 7:34:47 PM  

GrogSmash: Puglio: In the linked full report:

They urged the judge, who was appointed by Trump, to dismiss the lawsuit and let Trump pursue whatever remedies he wishes in an appropriate court.

Yeah, he's going to run out the clock on this until he's dead.

Dubm question.

Given the rather public information that his taxes are crooked as fark, why doesn't the IRS just audit the ever living fark out of him? I mean one of those nice ones, where you have to produce receits for every cocktail napkin your businesses have ever used.  Ever receit, going back decades.  Every document cross referenced.

Every farking 'anomaly' highlighted....

And nail him to the farking wall on tax evasion.


You've managed to stumble blindly into the very nearly the correct question. The answer might surprise you: they audit him constantly.

The correct question is: What evidence have you seen there that makes you think Trump's taxes are crooked?  Because these are documents he submitted to Obama's IRS for 8 years prior to his presidency. The closest thing I've ever seen to evidence was a statement made by Michael Cohen, a documented liar and who was trying save his own ass from unrelated charges.
 
2021-04-13 7:40:31 PM  
Throw the Orange Turd in jail already.
 
2021-04-13 7:48:34 PM  
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2021-04-13 7:50:18 PM  

WalkingSedgwick: Aquapope: I would love to find out that he wants to keep his taxes hidden because he deducted at least 4 abortions as business expenses within the last 10 years.  That might jam a holy spirit-sized crowbar between Donnie and the Evangelicals.

The Christians are still completely welded to Congressman Gaspedal. There is absolutely nothing that will make evangelicals turn their back on a Republican.


The evangelicals will be looking for tips so they can do it and not get caught
 
2021-04-13 7:50:23 PM  

king of vegas: Why in the flying fark haven't the Mueller report and Trump's taxes been made public yet?

Why in the frippin' flying fark?


Need a few REAL patriots to step up, a la the Pentagon Papers.

/Panama Papers didn't seem to rustle anyone's jimmies.
 
2021-04-13 7:51:10 PM  

king of vegas: Why in the flying fark haven't the Mueller report and Trump's taxes been made public yet?

Why in the frippin' flying fark?


Or...

Why has he not been indicted for the two offenses that the Senate failed to convict on?

I mean, seriously...  Those were not just impeachable offenses.  Those were actually criminal, and indictable.

Every day that they let this shiat slide is another day that there will be even less support for it.  Every day that he gets to make speeches, encourage donors, be "the head of the party".  And he IS the head of the party, by the way.

And I cannot fathom ANY REASON at all for why they have not acted.  Don't say it's about respect for the office.  Because that's an insult.  And don't tell me to be patient.  This should have happened on January 21st.
 
2021-04-13 7:52:30 PM  
There were never any tax returns. When the got the boxes labelled Trump's Best Tax Returns, they opened them to find to there were only phone books in them.
 
2021-04-13 7:56:27 PM  
Maybe the real tax returns were the friends we made along the way?
 
2021-04-13 8:11:32 PM  
You don't have to file taxes if you don't have any income.
 
2021-04-13 8:13:19 PM  
He's the kid that would move the pieces around the board when playing battleship as a kid...
 
2021-04-13 8:23:12 PM  

GrogSmash: Puglio: In the linked full report:

They urged the judge, who was appointed by Trump, to dismiss the lawsuit and let Trump pursue whatever remedies he wishes in an appropriate court.

Yeah, he's going to run out the clock on this until he's dead.

Dubm question.

Given the rather public information that his taxes are crooked as fark, why doesn't the IRS just audit the ever living fark out of him?  I mean one of those nice ones, where you have to produce receits for every cocktail napkin your businesses have ever used.  Ever receit, going back decades.  Every document cross referenced.

Every farking 'anomaly' highlighted....

And nail him to the farking wall on tax evasion.


There's a few, somewhat sad reasons they don't do this.

Despite some farkers trying to turn it into "nothing to prove it so nothing to investigate", most likely there is fire with this much smoke.

The IRS doesn't put the screws to him like he does your local LulaRoe salesperson on Facebook working out of her home for the same reason they don't do it to most corporations: it costs a farkton of taxpayer money and these jokers all are willing to litigate the fark out of every line and request until the IRS either settles for pennies on the dollar or drops the investigation entirely.

45** has used this 'sue and stall' tactic his entire life, and we got a full eyeball of it when he used the DOJ to run the same play for him over and over.

There's plenty of corpses to dig up. The questions are now: who's got the shovel and who pays for labor?
 
2021-04-13 8:25:55 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: God, I would love to hook that rat bastard pile of shiat up to a high-tension line configured to give him a two second jolt every time he a) lies or b) contradicts himself.

Donnie would look worse than Uncle Owen within 30 seconds!

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Yes, yes he would.

What's your point?
 
2021-04-13 8:55:00 PM  

Kazan: CthulhuCalling: Democrats and spines remain inexorably separate.

totally, that's why they haven't been making end-runs around republican congressional obstruction for the last few months.

oh.. wait. they have been


Despite having a majority in the House, Senate, and a Dem sitting in the White House, Democrats only do end runs when Republicans aren't going to cry too much and send a strongly worded letter to Pelosi.
 
2021-04-13 9:11:25 PM  

CthulhuCalling: king of vegas: Why in the flying fark haven't the Mueller report and Trump's taxes been made public yet?

Why in the frippin' flying fark?

Democrats and spines remain inexorably separate.


The important thing is that you get to feel smug without contributing anything.
 
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