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(Salon)   Stone awakens to see shadow and flee underground: 6 more weeks of scandals   (salon.com) divider line
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2021-04-13 4:58:43 PM  
When the guy with Nixon on his back wants nothing to do with you, it can't be long 'til you share a bunk with a guy with a snake on his face.
 
2021-04-13 5:15:11 PM  
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2021-04-13 5:22:27 PM  
When the fark are we going to start seeing articles about these shiatbags being arrested and prosecuted instead of...whatever the fark this is?
 
2021-04-13 5:44:53 PM  
C'mon now, where else would Roger Stone get his low rent batman villain sunglasses?
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2021-04-13 5:56:09 PM  
Holy Bat-Politics!  The Riddler wants nothing more to do with Two-Forehead!
 
2021-04-13 5:56:33 PM  
Roger Stone knows he has run out of get out of jail free cards.
I have to admit it's amazing how many he has redeemed.
 
2021-04-13 5:59:17 PM  
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2021-04-13 5:59:34 PM  
Some days shiat won't even stick to your shoe.
 
2021-04-13 6:00:04 PM  
The mother farker should be behind bars.
 
2021-04-13 6:00:28 PM  

hugadarn: Roger Stone knows he has run out of get out of jail free cards.
I have to admit it's amazing how many he has redeemed.


There's a durty Demonrat in office, so he'd have to serve time until a God-fearing, righteous, serial adulterer, Republican was back in the Oval Office.
 
2021-04-13 6:01:23 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: When the fark are we going to start seeing articles about these shiatbags being arrested and prosecuted instead of...whatever the fark this is?


I'm hoping they are building cases against more than just Gaetz. If Greenberg is singing to save his own ass he probably has songs about more than just Fivehead.

Who ever heard of a pimp with just one John?
 
2021-04-13 6:03:48 PM  
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Looks like the cover for The Audubon Field Guide to Assholes
 
2021-04-13 6:04:26 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: When the fark are we going to start seeing articles about these shiatbags being arrested and prosecuted instead of...whatever the fark this is?


You forgot trump erased stone heading for prison with one of his many pardons for the crooks in his circle, if that makes you feel any better.
 
2021-04-13 6:07:26 PM  

Purple_Urkle: C'mon now, where else would Roger Stone get his low rent batman villain sunglasses?
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Seems appropriate they are at a Claire's retail store. His girl must have needed a headband.
 
2021-04-13 6:09:23 PM  

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Looks like the cover for The Audubon Field Guide to Assholes


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2021-04-13 6:14:16 PM  

silo123j: Purple_Urkle: C'mon now, where else would Roger Stone get his low rent batman villain sunglasses?
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Seems appropriate they are at a Claire's retail store. His girl must have needed a headband.


The plot thickens!
This is Steve Bannon's car:
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Those images are real, unlike my Claire's hoax/artist's interpretation of current events.
 
2021-04-13 6:14:47 PM  
Don't give a shiat what stone thinks.

"but attacked the media, as per usual"

Is this the normal way to use this phrase. I would have gone with "as usual" or "per the usual". Seems odd to me.
 
2021-04-13 6:33:06 PM  

Jeff5: AdmirableSnackbar: When the fark are we going to start seeing articles about these shiatbags being arrested and prosecuted instead of...whatever the fark this is?

I'm hoping they are building cases against more than just Gaetz. If Greenberg is singing to save his own ass he probably has songs about more than just Fivehead.

Who ever heard of a pimp with just one John?


My thoughts exactly. Gaetz wasn't his only customer.
 
2021-04-13 6:39:09 PM  

Purple_Urkle: silo123j: Purple_Urkle: C'mon now, where else would Roger Stone get his low rent batman villain sunglasses?
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Seems appropriate they are at a Claire's retail store. His girl must have needed a headband.

The plot thickens!
This is Steve Bannon's car:
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Those images are real, unlike my Claire's hoax/artist's interpretation of current events.


Dude...you not see the breathalyzer ignition interlock just below the yellow circle?
 
2021-04-13 6:43:47 PM  
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2021-04-13 6:45:14 PM  
The fact that so many people close to him are quickly distancing themselves is pretty telling. These people know him best of all. They've likely know what a scumbag he was this whole time, but since he was a scumbag in a super safe district they could easily let it slide. Now that the proverbial shiat is about to hit the fan anyone who knows the score is about to forget who whats his face is, and so far everyone seems to know the score.
 
2021-04-13 6:45:28 PM  

Purple_Urkle: silo123j: Purple_Urkle: C'mon now, where else would Roger Stone get his low rent batman villain sunglasses?
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Seems appropriate they are at a Claire's retail store. His girl must have needed a headband.

The plot thickens!
This is Steve Bannon's car:
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Those images are real, unlike my Claire's hoax/artist's interpretation of current events.


And note the interlock. Bannon claims he gave up drinking decades ago.
 
2021-04-13 6:49:56 PM  
A little late for that, isn't it?

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2021-04-13 6:51:37 PM  
Try and think of what kind of unbelievable piece of shiat you've gotta be for the likes of *trump* and *Roger Stone* to be going "oh.. uh... new phone who dis" when you call.

That's like, the "heroin addict wolfing down steak and corn for dinner every night and birthing a miniature football of corn-encrusted hell that can't be flushed by any toilet known to humankind" of shiats.

Come on, lady justice, gas pedal this pedo's nuts.

Jeff5: AdmirableSnackbar: When the fark are we going to start seeing articles about these shiatbags being arrested and prosecuted instead of...whatever the fark this is?

I'm hoping they are building cases against more than just Gaetz. If Greenberg is singing to save his own ass he probably has songs about more than just Fivehead.

Who ever heard of a pimp with just one John?


This. Dear God... pizzagate wasn't a fabrication, was it? It was projection...
 
2021-04-13 7:20:56 PM  
Punchable as he is, the man is a sharp dresser.
 
2021-04-13 7:29:50 PM  

dopirt: Purple_Urkle: silo123j: Purple_Urkle: C'mon now, where else would Roger Stone get his low rent batman villain sunglasses?
[Fark user image 425x410]

Seems appropriate they are at a Claire's retail store. His girl must have needed a headband.

The plot thickens!
This is Steve Bannon's car:
[Fark user image image 425x566]
[Fark user image image 422x750]
Those images are real, unlike my Claire's hoax/artist's interpretation of current events.

Dude...you not see the breathalyzer ignition interlock just below the yellow circle?


I said it was Steve Bannon's car!!
 
2021-04-13 7:40:08 PM  

erik-k: Try and think of what kind of unbelievable piece of shiat you've gotta be for the likes of *trump* and *Roger Stone* to be going "oh.. uh... new phone who dis" when you call.

That's like, the "heroin addict wolfing down steak and corn for dinner every night and birthing a miniature football of corn-encrusted hell that can't be flushed by any toilet known to humankind" of shiats.

Come on, lady justice, gas pedal this pedo's nuts.

Jeff5: AdmirableSnackbar: When the fark are we going to start seeing articles about these shiatbags being arrested and prosecuted instead of...whatever the fark this is?

I'm hoping they are building cases against more than just Gaetz. If Greenberg is singing to save his own ass he probably has songs about more than just Fivehead.

Who ever heard of a pimp with just one John?

This. Dear God... pizzagate wasn't a fabrication, was it? It was projection...

It was just misspelled. It's #PizzaGætz.
 
2021-04-13 7:42:20 PM  

hugadarn: Roger Stone knows he has run out of get out of jail free cards.
I have to admit it's amazing how many he has redeemed.


You mean convicted felon Roger Stone?
 
2021-04-13 7:49:34 PM  
That's covicted felon Roger Stone.
 
2021-04-13 7:50:16 PM  
I never understood the dream catcher hanging from the rear view mirror.  Why are you prepared to be dreaming when you're supposed to be driving.
 
2021-04-13 9:29:41 PM  

scanman61: hugadarn: Roger Stone knows he has run out of get out of jail free cards.
I have to admit it's amazing how many he has redeemed.

You mean convicted felon Roger Stone?


Indeed....
 
2021-04-13 10:32:29 PM  

sirrerun: When the guy with Nixon on his back wants nothing to do with you, it can't be long 'til you share a bunk with a guy with a snake on his face.


Harry is a law abiding citizen!
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