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(CNN)   Nikki Haley (R) in January 2021: "[President Trump] went down a path he shouldn't have, and we shouldn't have followed him [...] And we can't let that ever happen again." Nikki Haley in April 2021: I'll support Donald Trump if he runs again in 2024   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-04-13 4:10:26 PM  
Thanks for that, you goldfish.

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2021-04-13 4:11:07 PM  
"Pence is on the outs? You mean I have a chance?"
 
2021-04-13 4:13:14 PM  
Nikki, he's still not going to sleep with you...
 
2021-04-13 4:16:23 PM  
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2021-04-13 4:19:38 PM  
Stockholm syndrome
 
2021-04-13 4:21:06 PM  

OldRod: Nikki, he's still not going to sleep with you...


For $130,000 he will.
 
2021-04-13 4:25:32 PM  
I'd call her a wind sock, but that would be an insult to something that actually provides useful information.
 
2021-04-13 4:41:24 PM  
Lol. Remember when people insisted we should take her seriously?

Does anybody have a full reckoning of the careers and reputations sacrificed on the altar of Donald Trump? He's like a black hole of hopes, dreams and futures.

Also worth noting: he'll die someday and that's great.
 
2021-04-13 4:42:30 PM  
This could help her.

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2021-04-13 4:42:44 PM  
She was one of the more qualified people in that administration.

Low bar, I know.
 
2021-04-13 4:42:54 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Lol. Remember when people insisted we should take her seriously?

Does anybody have a full reckoning of the careers and reputations sacrificed on the altar of Donald Trump? He's like a black hole of hopes, dreams and futures.

Also worth noting: he'll die someday and that's great.


He better not get a state funeral.  Or, if he does, any public figure worth anything won't attend.
 
2021-04-13 4:43:27 PM  
Such brave, so wow.
 
2021-04-13 4:43:52 PM  
Nikki Haley is a political opportunist who wants to run for president in 2024, and while she likely despises Trump's base, she knows she can't possibly succeed without courting them.
 
2021-04-13 4:44:12 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: I'd call her a wind sock, but that would be an insult to something that actually provides useful information.


"Hey can somebody fluff Paul?"
 
2021-04-13 4:45:07 PM  
Good thing republican sense of right/wrong comes from an all powerful deity that is always on top of them. Can you imagine how unprincipled they'd be if their morality was based on secular principles?
 
2021-04-13 4:45:22 PM  
If you have 2 concurrent "k"s in your name, you have handled at least 15 penises and been nude in front of a cheering crowd.  Possibly all in the same night.
 
2021-04-13 4:45:29 PM  

New Rising Sun: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Lol. Remember when people insisted we should take her seriously?

Does anybody have a full reckoning of the careers and reputations sacrificed on the altar of Donald Trump? He's like a black hole of hopes, dreams and futures.

Also worth noting: he'll die someday and that's great.

He better not get a state funeral.  Or, if he does, any public figure worth anything won't attend.


I'd attend. I'd love to go to his funeral. Oh my GOD would I love to go to his funeral.
 
2021-04-13 4:45:45 PM  
Yeah I don't think Nimrata Nikki Randhawa Haley done thought her clever little plan all the way through. The current iteration of the republican party might not be as welcoming or forgiving as she seems to think they are.
 
2021-04-13 4:46:03 PM  

OldRod: Nikki, he's still not going to sleep with you...


Odds are, he already did and he's not interested in seconds, despite her best efforts.
 
2021-04-13 4:46:25 PM  

Opacity: She was one of the more qualified people in that administration.

Low bar, I know.


Yeah, out of the horde of horribles that make up the GOP, she is among the least horrible.

She's one of a very small handful of Republicans that would not result in me booking a one way flight the hell out of here the minute she won.
 
2021-04-13 4:47:10 PM  
Also Nikki Haley: Help I have no friends.
 
2021-04-13 4:47:29 PM  
Wait, Republicans are lying hypocritical scumbags? Who knew this?

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2021-04-13 4:48:44 PM  
Hayley is from the Graham school of "put your finger up a bunch of assholes and see which one is worth sucking on" school of politics.
 
2021-04-13 4:48:51 PM  
Haley can eat shiat. Not mine, it's too good for her. Some dumpster dog that hasn't had a decent meal in a week or something.
 
2021-04-13 4:49:04 PM  

New Rising Sun: He better not get a state funeral.  Or, if he does, any public figure worth anything won't attend.


Depends on whether or not his family members or close inner circle of devout followers are in positions of power and influence. If so, expect a "Death of Stalin" type situation.
 
2021-04-13 4:50:02 PM  
What a piece of shiat. And she wants to be president? Give it up. No one wants that garbage.
 
2021-04-13 4:50:20 PM  

gilgigamesh: Nikki Haley is a political opportunist who wants to run for president in 2024, and while she likely despises Trump's base, she knows she can't possibly succeed without courting them.


Ding ding ding. This is it. There's no way she seriously thinks that he'll run in 2024. By getting his MAGAt supporters to think of her as an ally this early in the game, she'll have a much easier time getting her name out there as one of his acolytes.
 
2021-04-13 4:50:24 PM  

gilgigamesh: Nikki Haley is a political opportunist who wants to run for president in 2024, and while she likely despises Trump's base, she knows she can't possibly succeed without courting them.


Remember when she publicly complained, on Twitter, about having to work on a holiday? But I'm sure she's TOTALLY up for the job of president.
 
2021-04-13 4:52:13 PM  
She's going to be so angry and confused when she gets assaulted by a white supremacist.
 
2021-04-13 4:54:25 PM  
Every politician has to be ambitious to succeed but that ambition coupled with a total lack of scruples makes someone unfit for public service. Such a person can win public office but won't work for the public good.
 
2021-04-13 4:54:36 PM  
Lol....that taint isn't going to lick itself.
 
2021-04-13 4:55:03 PM  
HE'S LEARNED HIS LESSON! IT'S TIME TO LET BYGONES BE BYGONES AND GET OVER IT ALREADY!

/When did a little light treason become such a big deal?
 
2021-04-13 4:56:19 PM  

North_Central_Positronics: OldRod: Nikki, he's still not going to sleep with you...

For $130,000 he will.


Actually the "sleeping with you" part is free.  The "shut up and don't tell anyone about it" is where the $130,000 comes in
 
2021-04-13 4:57:16 PM  
Anyone remember how we were repeatedly told that Nikki Haley couldn't possibly be as lousy as an average GOPer simply because she is a woman of color? And that we shouldn't really be so concerned about her policy positions because she must work in favor of women of color simply because she is one?


/*teehee downvote uwu curtsy*
//whoops! let that be yet another lesson to 'identity > intersectionally-matching policy platform' among you
/jeepers how did that brilliant line of reasoning manage to fail?
 
2021-04-13 4:57:30 PM  
Nimrata says what?
 
2021-04-13 5:02:11 PM  
At this point, I have no conclusion to draw other than that the GOP is suffering from something akin to battered-woman syndrome vis a vis Trump.
 
2021-04-13 5:04:16 PM  
Go away, Nimrata.
 
2021-04-13 5:05:23 PM  

Promo Sapien: If you have 2 concurrent "k"s in your name, you have handled at least 15 penises and been nude in front of a cheering crowd.  Possibly all in the same night.


Is that why subby's mom's name contains more consecutive "k's" than Nolan Ryan's scorecard?
 
2021-04-13 5:06:00 PM  
ETTD
 
2021-04-13 5:06:01 PM  

New Rising Sun: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Lol. Remember when people insisted we should take her seriously?

Does anybody have a full reckoning of the careers and reputations sacrificed on the altar of Donald Trump? He's like a black hole of hopes, dreams and futures.

Also worth noting: he'll die someday and that's great.

He better not get a state funeral.  Or, if he does, any public figure worth anything won't attend.


I'd support a 21 gun salute if the guns were cannons and his cadaver was loaded in one of them.
 
2021-04-13 5:06:28 PM  

danvon: At this point, I have no conclusion to draw other than that the GOP is suffering from something akin to battered-woman syndrome vis a vis Trump.


Exactly what it is. Trump won't push democracy "down the stairs" again. If given the chance, next time he'll beat it to death.
 
2021-04-13 5:07:24 PM  
Nikkki Haley wants to run for President?  This a repeat from 2009
 
2021-04-13 5:08:33 PM  

danvon: At this point, I have no conclusion to draw other than that the GOP is suffering from something akin to battered-woman syndrome vis a vis Trump.


It's Old Scratch exacting his payment.  Basically their souls and every last molecule of dignity and self-respect.
 
2021-04-13 5:09:49 PM  
Being a GOP shill must be tough work inside and out. She is an old and tired looking 49. That she was born after the 60s shocks me.
 
2021-04-13 5:10:20 PM  
This is because right wingers are not good people and don't have conventional human morals.

They believe in white supremacy and stigginit and projecting an image, not in being good people. They're the shiat people of filth island.
 
2021-04-13 5:11:15 PM  
I guess she figured out it's going to be harder than she thought to turn tonguing Trump's asshole into a pay for play job at some shiatty think tank, then?
 
2021-04-13 5:12:04 PM  

disaster bastard: gilgigamesh: Nikki Haley is a political opportunist who wants to run for president in 2024, and while she likely despises Trump's base, she knows she can't possibly succeed without courting them.

Ding ding ding. This is it. There's no way she seriously thinks that he'll run in 2024. By getting his MAGAt supporters to think of her as an ally this early in the game, she'll have a much easier time getting her name out there as one of his acolytes.


I know it's a popular theory but don't you think nominating a woman would depress Republican turnout?

I just can't see all the crusty subcultures of that side making a lot of effort to vote for a skirt.
 
2021-04-13 5:13:29 PM  
Ugh, can she hurry up and just go on Brazzers already?
 
2021-04-13 5:16:18 PM  
Unless there are some drastic changes in political parties, if Trump runs again in 2024 he will have the support of Republicans. That's because if he runs again he'll be the Republican candidate. Do people honestly think Republicans will turn their back on their party just because Trump is the candidate? They didn't do that in this last election.
 
2021-04-13 5:20:12 PM  
I will vote for Trump in 2024 if Senator Collins is convinced he has learned his lesson.
 
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