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(Philly Voice)   After leaving threatening messages for Democratic congresswoman, geriatric human-potato hybrid is... actually arrested and charged? With a misdemeanor, but still   (phillyvoice.com) divider line
    More: Followup, United States House of Representatives, United States Congress, office of Rep. Madeleine Dean, Stephen Cilurso, Montgomery County, Impeachment, United States Senate, United States  
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2705 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Apr 2021 at 7:13 PM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-13 4:30:16 PM  
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I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.
 
2021-04-13 5:53:12 PM  
Potato, or sourdough starter?
 
2021-04-13 6:54:08 PM  
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why are they blowing an industrial fan at him?
 
2021-04-13 7:14:34 PM  

Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.


Either that lighting is wretched or he's dying of liver failure, probably from alcoholism.
 
2021-04-13 7:15:08 PM  

Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.


He's no stranger to State Fair food.
 
2021-04-13 7:15:14 PM  
I deepfaked Patton Oswalt's face on to John Goodman and this is my punishment.
 
2021-04-13 7:19:23 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Potato, or sourdough starter?


As both of those are capable of providing tasty sustenance, I'm going to have to go with "stuffing from an flattened, stained, and saturated bordello mattress".
 
2021-04-13 7:19:28 PM  
Enjoy your enarceration Stephen. You probably gleefully voted for the treatment you're about to get.
 
2021-04-13 7:20:01 PM  
"Cilurso explained he had a drinking problem and that he had a tendency to get angry while watching television"
"After being instructed to stop calling Dean's office, Cilurso allegedly left a voicemail for Dean begging her to let their "relationship" go and to stop harassing him by sending the D.A.'s office after him"Well if it isn't the consequences of his actions.
 
2021-04-13 7:23:47 PM  

Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.


Y'know, I'm well-aware that I'm so far from good-looking that the light from good-looking takes a thousand years to reach me... but why does he have nipples in the sides of his cheeks..?! o_O
 
2021-04-13 7:25:33 PM  

Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.


No that's clearly the Master Control Program that has escaped the ENCOM mainframe.
 
2021-04-13 7:25:40 PM  
Sh#t's been hard on Toad since the Brotherhood of Evil broke up.
 
2021-04-13 7:26:05 PM  

ReluctantLondon: Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.

Y'know, I'm well-aware that I'm so far from good-looking that the light from good-looking takes a thousand years to reach me... but why does he have nipples in the sides of his cheeks..?! o_O


Those are his earlobes... They just both flare out a little at the bottom.
 
2021-04-13 7:27:15 PM  
I skimmed the headline and thought "I didn't think MTG was that old..."
 
2021-04-13 7:28:11 PM  
Dang, yet another bad actor claiming to be a Proud Boy...
 
2021-04-13 7:33:46 PM  

bthom37: Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.

Either that lighting is wretched or he's dying of liver failure, probably from alcoholism.


Wow there, it's just as likely he has Chronic Viral Hepatitis from being such a ladies man.
 
2021-04-13 7:34:19 PM  

WithinReason: bthom37: Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.

Either that lighting is wretched or he's dying of liver failure, probably from alcoholism.

Wow there, it's just as likely he has Chronic Viral Hepatitis from being such a ladies man.


How could I fail to recognize a legendary sex machine such as him?!
 
2021-04-13 7:34:39 PM  

bthom37: Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.

Either that lighting is wretched or he's dying of liver failure, probably from alcoholism.


The alcohol problem was mentioned in TFA. In addition, he is 68.
 
2021-04-13 7:36:38 PM  

baron von doodle: bthom37: Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.

Either that lighting is wretched or he's dying of liver failure, probably from alcoholism.

The alcohol problem was mentioned in TFA. In addition, he is 68.


I will have you know RTFA is for nerds.
 
2021-04-13 7:36:54 PM  

Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.


More like Krispee Creme Supreme amirite? 
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2021-04-13 7:37:25 PM  

red230: "Cilurso explained he had a drinking problem and that he had a tendency to get angry while watching television"
"After being instructed to stop calling Dean's office, Cilurso allegedly left a voicemail for Dean begging her to let their "relationship" go and to stop harassing him by sending the D.A.'s office after him"Well if it isn't the consequences of his actions.


In my younger days I was a moron and I drunk dialed/ drunk texted. No matter how much I had to drink/ drugs taken did I ever threaten any elected official. That's just an amazingly stupid move.
 
2021-04-13 7:41:51 PM  

bthom37: baron von doodle: bthom37: Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.

Either that lighting is wretched or he's dying of liver failure, probably from alcoholism.

The alcohol problem was mentioned in TFA. In addition, he is 68.

I will have you know RTFA is for nerds.


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2021-04-13 7:49:53 PM  
They guy may be a moron, but it still isn't very professional to used a shooped image in the article.

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2021-04-13 7:51:25 PM  
Hmm. kind of what I thought he would look like.
 
2021-04-13 7:52:12 PM  
Only two tweets, but they are doozies. NSFW
 
2021-04-13 7:55:02 PM  

loveblondieo: Only two tweets, but they are doozies. NSFW


You sure thats him?
 
2021-04-13 7:59:37 PM  

WithinReason: loveblondieo: Only two tweets, but they are doozies. NSFW

You sure thats him?


Sorry, I would not want to impugn that lovely and erudite man's character.
 
2021-04-13 8:27:34 PM  
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2021-04-13 8:42:22 PM  

Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.


Oh please he couldn't be that much of a

Oh

JFC
 
2021-04-13 9:07:02 PM  

baron von doodle: red230: "Cilurso explained he had a drinking problem and that he had a tendency to get angry while watching television"
"After being instructed to stop calling Dean's office, Cilurso allegedly left a voicemail for Dean begging her to let their "relationship" go and to stop harassing him by sending the D.A.'s office after him"Well if it isn't the consequences of his actions.

In my younger days I was a moron and I drunk dialed/ drunk texted. No matter how much I had to drink/ drugs taken did I ever threaten any elected official. That's just an amazingly stupid move.


Getting drunk\high doesn't make you violent. Aggressive, sure, sometimes, but unless you're willing to hurt someone already, you're not going to. I've been out of my head six ways to Sunday--I've never hurt a soul I didn't fully mean to, and it's not because I'm some magical saint, it's just because I'm not sitting there looking for an excuse.

/I don't remember if Why Does He Do That covers it or not, but 'I was drunk\high\on painkillers' is a common excuse abusers give. Funny how being in an altered state of mind never breaks their stuff, or gets in their way, or inconveniences them, and they don't stay and clean up the mess.
 
2021-04-13 9:49:45 PM  

Vacation Bible School: Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.

No that's clearly the Master Control Program that has escaped the ENCOM mainframe.


Holy crap!  You're right!

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2021-04-13 9:59:58 PM  

It'sMorphin'Time: baron von doodle: red230: "Cilurso explained he had a drinking problem and that he had a tendency to get angry while watching television"
"After being instructed to stop calling Dean's office, Cilurso allegedly left a voicemail for Dean begging her to let their "relationship" go and to stop harassing him by sending the D.A.'s office after him"Well if it isn't the consequences of his actions.

In my younger days I was a moron and I drunk dialed/ drunk texted. No matter how much I had to drink/ drugs taken did I ever threaten any elected official. That's just an amazingly stupid move.

Getting drunk\high doesn't make you violent. Aggressive, sure, sometimes, but unless you're willing to hurt someone already, you're not going to. I've been out of my head six ways to Sunday--I've never hurt a soul I didn't fully mean to, and it's not because I'm some magical saint, it's just because I'm not sitting there looking for an excuse.

/I don't remember if Why Does He Do That covers it or not, but 'I was drunk\high\on painkillers' is a common excuse abusers give. Funny how being in an altered state of mind never breaks their stuff, or gets in their way, or inconveniences them, and they don't stay and clean up the mess.


Alcohol/ drugs are not an excuse. Though I will agree that most simply amplify who you are. If you were a violent person before you absorbed chemistry, you will be more violent, etc.

The Marvel movies and shows (canon in the MCU) admit that in the effect of the supersoldier serum. Super evil, you get Red Skull. Super good, you get Steve Rogers.
 
2021-04-13 10:02:32 PM  

Slide10000: Vacation Bible School: Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.

No that's clearly the Master Control Program that has escaped the ENCOM mainframe.

Holy crap!  You're right!

[Fark user image image 425x241]


Tron, iirc. Nice.
 
2021-04-13 10:03:35 PM  
Super douche, you get the "new" Captain America.
 
2021-04-13 10:22:37 PM  

ReluctantLondon: Diogenes: [media.phillyvoice.com image 308x374]

I thought the Kree Supreme Intelligence would be greener.  And less dumb.

Y'know, I'm well-aware that I'm so far from good-looking that the light from good-looking takes a thousand years to reach me... but why does he have nipples in the sides of his cheeks..?! o_O


I don't know, and I don't want to know.
 
2021-04-13 10:24:32 PM  
Muh freeze 🍑
 
2021-04-14 5:28:47 AM  
TFA said nothing about threats, subby. Thumbhead was arrested for harassment. He kept calling her office after the local cops told him to stop bothering the Congresswoman, so he doesn't have much of a defense.

Al least he seems to have enough self-awareness to realize he's an asshole. Not enough to stop being one, but ... baby steps.
 
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