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2021-04-13 8:58:52 PM  
A sodium atom crashes into a chlorine atom. What does the concerned bystander yell out?
 
2021-04-13 8:59:21 PM  
Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.
 
2021-04-13 9:02:34 PM  

Ragin' Asian: A sodium atom crashes into a chlorine atom. What does the concerned bystander yell out?


Fire!
 
2021-04-13 9:02:53 PM  
I would make a sodium joke. But Na.

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK.
 
2021-04-13 9:08:08 PM  

Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.


Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.
 
2021-04-13 9:09:35 PM  
Now that was well played. It's not too often you see such use of the word battery.
 
2021-04-13 9:11:42 PM  

Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.


Buzz Aldrin still available for comment.
 
2021-04-13 9:15:24 PM  

Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.


My buddy is a plumber and I call him corn dodger.

No violent reaction yet.
 
2021-04-13 9:30:22 PM  

Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.


Didn't we have a story of a French chef who came out of the kitchen and beat up a customer for ordering ketchup?
 
2021-04-13 9:31:41 PM  

omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.


Where do you draw the line at where it's ok for adults to assault other adults?
 
2021-04-13 9:32:15 PM  
Mmmmm...a salted and battered fish...
 
2021-04-13 9:33:56 PM  
Hey fry cook, why so salty?
 
2021-04-13 9:35:06 PM  

Resident Muslim: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Where do you draw the line at where it's ok for adults to assault other adults?


I don't think they should.

However years in prison is not the answer.  Unless you think it's working so great here in America. I mean thanks to our draconian legal system we've all but made crime extinct!!🙄🙄🙄
 
2021-04-13 9:39:32 PM  

omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.


Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.
 
2021-04-13 9:41:24 PM  
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A man who makes this for others should only receive thanks and praise
 
2021-04-13 9:42:10 PM  
Sounds very Irish. Fish and chips is one of the Devine foods.
 
2021-04-13 9:44:04 PM  

Mock26: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.


It's a cultural thing. You want to disparage Culture?
 
2021-04-13 9:44:34 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [external-content.duckduckgo.com image 474x553]

A man who makes this for others should only receive thanks and praise


That aint even kind of like what this dude makes.   He throws greasy fish portions and soggy fries into a brown paper sack with salt and vinegar.   You dont even sit down in most chippers.  Just get your grub and go.

/ Fish & Chips:  Serious business
 
2021-04-13 9:45:44 PM  

Resident Muslim: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Where do you draw the line at where it's ok for adults to assault other adults?


It's part of the human condition, and Ireland has refined it to an art for millennia.
 
2021-04-13 9:48:34 PM  

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A man who makes this for others should only receive thanks and praise

That aint even kind of like what this dude makes.   He throws greasy fish portions and soggy fries into a brown paper sack with salt and vinegar.   You dont even sit down in most chippers.  Just get your grub and go.

/ Fish & Chips:  Serious business


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He's the big Mic of the chippies
 
2021-04-13 9:53:09 PM  

thealgorerhythm: Rent Party: thealgorerhythm: [external-content.duckduckgo.com image 474x553]

A man who makes this for others should only receive thanks and praise

That aint even kind of like what this dude makes.   He throws greasy fish portions and soggy fries into a brown paper sack with salt and vinegar.   You dont even sit down in most chippers.  Just get your grub and go.

/ Fish & Chips:  Serious business

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He's the big Mic of the chippies


Im not sure if "Big Mic" is a typo or not, but it works.

I lolzed.
 
2021-04-13 9:54:38 PM  
On the night of February 29.... yeah this thing writes itself
 
2021-04-13 9:58:44 PM  

omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.


Don't drink the milk. Don't eat the green jellow.

The green pasta is OK to keep the strength up.

But yeah, dude mentally snapped.it happens, we all have our tipping point

Had mine in the past, jail did not help. Actually went from Respect and avoid  cops to, I farking hate em, when they played cat and mouse with me trying leave and locking and unlocking random doors for me to leave and laughing at me like I was sub human. Even worse when I was innocent, found legally innocent, but hey we gonna just fark with you so you can't be let out. oh that car tow? You gonna pay for that the phone died while you're inside?

No charge here. Go. (Walk across the street and ask to use the phone for a taxi) nope can't do that! Walk a mile from the jail and find someone decent enough to grab you a taxi and Pay em back via ATM.

And the counciing even if you did nothing wrong.

Fark it. Cops are just whores for the state. I take joy in reminding em they are the socialist money makers with bonuses for their off time.

Took enough days off my time and enjoyed seeing me degraded. I love reminding them they are just prostitutes with a paycheck and able to take away anyone's life with a snap of their fingers.

farking hate thieves and low life's.

But most cops in my book are as low as they get.

Respect out the window. Fark them.

Fark they were gonna take me all the way and someone from the DA called me me up and said "you were legally good.... we have the DVD and blood analysis.. they weren't gonna tell you that and void it with us"

I farking hate them all. You're not a brother or sister. You're a paycheck.
 
2021-04-13 9:59:38 PM  

Rent Party: thealgorerhythm: Rent Party: thealgorerhythm: [external-content.duckduckgo.com image 474x553]

A man who makes this for others should only receive thanks and praise

That aint even kind of like what this dude makes.   He throws greasy fish portions and soggy fries into a brown paper sack with salt and vinegar.   You dont even sit down in most chippers.  Just get your grub and go.

/ Fish & Chips:  Serious business

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 474x312]
He's the big Mic of the chippies

Im not sure if "Big Mic" is a typo or not, but it works.

I lolzed.


Movie reference.

Coming to America - McDowells
Youtube djI_ret3S9g
 
2021-04-13 10:01:15 PM  

cyberspacedout: Rent Party: thealgorerhythm: Rent Party: thealgorerhythm: [external-content.duckduckgo.com image 474x553]

A man who makes this for others should only receive thanks and praise

That aint even kind of like what this dude makes.   He throws greasy fish portions and soggy fries into a brown paper sack with salt and vinegar.   You dont even sit down in most chippers.  Just get your grub and go.

/ Fish & Chips:  Serious business

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 474x312]
He's the big Mic of the chippies

Im not sure if "Big Mic" is a typo or not, but it works.

I lolzed.

Movie reference.

[YouTube video: Coming to America - McDowells]


Ah well.  Never saw it.  I still lolzed.
 
2021-04-13 10:05:15 PM  

Ragin' Asian: A sodium atom crashes into a chlorine atom. What does the concerned bystander yell out?


How, ionic?
 
2021-04-13 10:10:20 PM  

cyberspacedout: Rent Party: thealgorerhythm: Rent Party: thealgorerhythm: [external-content.duckduckgo.com image 474x553]

A man who makes this for others should only receive thanks and praise

That aint even kind of like what this dude makes.   He throws greasy fish portions and soggy fries into a brown paper sack with salt and vinegar.   You dont even sit down in most chippers.  Just get your grub and go.

/ Fish & Chips:  Serious business

[external-content.duckduckgo.com image 474x312]
He's the big Mic of the chippies

Im not sure if "Big Mic" is a typo or not, but it works.

I lolzed.

Movie reference.

[YouTube video: Coming to America - McDowells]


The joke:
1. The picture I used
2. A crude way to refer to an Irishman
3. The aforementioned movie

It's a deep battered triple play. Now I want some fried skate.
 
2021-04-13 10:25:44 PM  

Mock26: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.


Sounds like you've never been in jail or have known anyone who has.

These dudes talked shiat and found out. A cut above an eye and one took a nap for a few minutes. Perpetrator should be held accountable but "years" is talking out of your ass since you don't know fark-all about incarceration.  Years means your daughter misses out on her father, it means you lose all your shiat that's being financed and when you come out you're in a much worse (and much more prone to punch mouthy little farks) position than before. How is that rehabilitation? Or are you one of these compassionate folks who see jail as nothing but punishment.

You have zero idea about what you're talking about. Locking up someone for years does not fix anything and since nothing here was overly broken aside from the pride of a couple assholes who thought it was fun to tease a dude just trying to make a dime lighten the fark up.

I wonder how many years in jail you'd land if someone audited your life?
 
2021-04-13 10:41:56 PM  
They didn't really go into why he was so upset. He used to be in a religious order before he started working at the fish and chip shop. The people came in and made fun of him, calling him the fish friar. He was angry and chased them down. When he attacked them he was heard yelling, "I'm not the fish friar! I'm the chip monk!"
 
2021-04-13 11:14:09 PM  
I sympathize with the guy.
When someone serves you codswallop you can't always tuna blind eye.
 
2021-04-13 11:33:52 PM  

omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.


Took the words out of my mouth.
 
Al! [TotalFark]
2021-04-13 11:41:16 PM  

Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.


Top notch idea right there. Let's kick it up a notch and force feed him lead shot, slice his ballsack wide open, then make him swim with hungry piranhas. He punched some mouthy people, so he doesn't deserve a life like you and I, who clearly wouldn't ever strike a person who spoke to us harshly. It matters not that he's already paid restitution to the victims, apologized profusely and honestly to the victims, and paid additional restitution to charity, in addition to also being mandated by the court to pay an additional additional restitution to a different charity. This guy needs to bleed for justice... for decades. Make him an example to society. Feed his children to snakes and burn his family home to the ground. Take up arms against his relatives and defeat his tainted bloodline for all of time. Only if we combat it thusly can the world ever be free from the scourge of fisticuffs.
 
2021-04-13 11:45:38 PM  

Mock26: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.


Unfit for society is someone so farking insecure that he feels to punch down on a working stiff because he felt the overwhelming need to lord it over someone else. Maybe those guys have been doing it for months, years even. Probably started small. Little barbs here and there working their way up.
This time, maybe the guy was in a bad mood. These two assholes show up. Probably double down on the shiat talking because they see he's pissed off. Guy has had enough. Boom. Fist goes off. Thats how it happens. Not because he's scum. Maybe he's just tired of people looking down on him for doing what he loves.
Thats real life and it happens all the time
 
2021-04-14 12:25:05 AM  

omg bbq: Mock26: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.

Sounds like you've never been in jail or have known anyone who has.

These dudes talked shiat and found out. A cut above an eye and one took a nap for a few minutes. Perpetrator should be held accountable but "years" is talking out of your ass since you don't know fark-all about incarceration.  Years means your daughter misses out on her father, it means you lose all your shiat that's being financed and when you come out you're in a much worse (and much more prone to punch mouthy little farks) position than before. How is that rehabilitation? Or are you one of these compassionate folks who see jail as nothing but punishment.

You have zero idea about what you're talking about. Locking up someone for years does not fix anything and since nothing here was overly broken aside from the pride of a couple assholes who thought it was fun to tease a dude just trying to make a dime lighten the fark up.

I wonder how many years in jail you'd land if someone audited your life?


It's disturbing how many people are becoming radicalized all over the world at the same time. We're being wound up tighter by the day. This kind of thinking is a symptom.
 
2021-04-14 1:09:39 AM  

omg bbq: Mock26: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.

Sounds like you've never been in jail or have known anyone who has.

These dudes talked shiat and found out. A cut above an eye and one took a nap for a few minutes. Perpetrator should be held accountable but "years" is talking out of your ass since you don't know fark-all about incarceration.  Years means your daughter misses out on her father, it means you lose all your shiat that's being financed and when you come out you're in a much worse (and much more prone to punch mouthy little farks) position than before. How is that rehabilitation? Or are you one of these compassionate folks who see jail as nothing but punishment.

You have zero idea about what you're talking about. Locking up someone for years does not fix anything and since nothing here was overly broken aside from the pride of a couple assholes who thought it was fun to tease a dude just trying to make a dime lighten the fark up.

I wonder how many years in jail you'd land if someone audited your life?


How about not being such an antisocial fark that you never go to jail?  Literally MILLIONS of people figure that one out.  I'm sorry our system doesn't work for the small few that can't figure out how to live their lives without making everyone else's lives less worth living.  Fark them.
 
2021-04-14 1:43:33 AM  

Priapetic: omg bbq: Mock26: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.

Sounds like you've never been in jail or have known anyone who has.

These dudes talked shiat and found out. A cut above an eye and one took a nap for a few minutes. Perpetrator should be held accountable but "years" is talking out of your ass since you don't know fark-all about incarceration.  Years means your daughter misses out on her father, it means you lose all your shiat that's being financed and when you come out you're in a much worse (and much more prone to punch mouthy little farks) position than before. How is that rehabilitation? Or are you one of these compassionate folks who see jail as nothing but punishment.

You have zero idea about what you're talking about. Locking up someone for years does not fix anything and since nothing here was overly broken aside from the pride of a couple assholes who thought it was fun to tease a dude just trying to make a dime lighten the fark up.

I wonder how many years in jail you'd land if someone audited your life?

How about not being such an antisocial fark that you never go to jail?  Literally MILLIONS of people figure that one out.  I'm sorry our system doesn't work for the small few that can't figure out how to live their lives without making everyone else's lives less worth living.  Fark them.


Small few?

What nation is your Boston in? Not in America. Lol "look everyone it's the SMALL FEW Americans who are in that one single jail we have!!!"

The myth that some of you live is so enticing if it was not unmitigated bullshiat.
 
2021-04-14 5:25:12 AM  

Ragin' Asian: A sodium atom crashes into a chlorine atom. What does the concerned bystander yell out?


hey there!  watch out!
 
Al! [TotalFark]
2021-04-14 11:38:23 AM  

Priapetic: How about not being such an antisocial fark that you never go to jail?  Literally MILLIONS of people figure that one out.  I'm sorry our system doesn't work for the small few that can't figure out how to live their lives without making everyone else's lives less worth living.  Fark them.


A 2017 study estimated that 1% of the US prison population is wrongfully incarcerated, which is about 23,000 people currently.

Also, the US has the highest prisoner population in the entire world, and even the highest incarceration rate in the entire world. Think of all the shiathole countries out there with giant incarceration rates and prisons all over the place... yeah, we're the top of that list. We throw people in jail for being too poor to pay a fine. We throw people in jail for having a mental breakdown. We throw people in jail for "stealing" food from dumpsters. We throw people in jail for sleeping on the ground in a city park.  We don't throw people in jail if you're wealthy and kill someone driving drunk (James Corasanti), or if you're wealthy and you rape a drunk woman behind a dumpster (noted Stanford rapist Brock Turner.) The criminal justice system in the US is absolutely broken, and you're here saying "just don't go to jail." That's easy enough for most people, but sometimes you're at the bottom of the hill when that shiat gets there, and most of us don't have a daddy that knows the DA (Matt Gaetz.)

Oh, those 3 examples also have 1 other thing in common, which brings up a 3rd point: They're white. Don't be dark skinned in the US and you have a far better chance of avoiding jail. In 2010, white people made up 64% of the population, but only 39% of the prisoner population, while black and hispanic people made up 29% of the population, but 59% of the prisoner population (the black incarceration rate per 100,000 in the US, 2306, is the highest for any demographic in any nation in the entire world.) I have an anecdote that exemplifies the data in my hometown. CSB: Heroin/fentanyl are an issue here, and they busted a couple of white people 2 years ago for supplying doses to a couple people who ended up ODing and dying. Neither one has spent even a single day in jail over this yet, and the woman still has custody of her kids despite being arrested at least 3 additional times since the OD arrest. I have a black friend here in town who spent 6 months in county 15 or so years ago for not paying a $100 fine, and had to fight a years-long battle in the courts to be able to see his kids because he was an ex-con and the system is pretty heavily rigged against black ex-cons. The white drug dealers with rap sheets will walk away with probation for killing 2 people, while the black first offender does time for not paying a fine. That's the US justice system in a nutshell. /csb
 
2021-04-14 1:58:21 PM  

RedVentrue: Mock26: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.

It's a cultural thing. You want to disparage Culture?


If your culture includes beating up people for insulting your profession then your culture is a heaping pile of steaming schitt.
 
2021-04-14 7:25:44 PM  

Mock26: RedVentrue: Mock26: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.

It's a cultural thing. You want to disparage Culture?

If your culture includes beating up people for insulting your profession then your culture is a heaping pile of steaming schitt.


Sure it is, but you don't see ME complainin' about it!
 
2021-04-14 7:40:18 PM  

RedVentrue: Mock26: RedVentrue: Mock26: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.

It's a cultural thing. You want to disparage Culture?

If your culture includes beating up people for insulting your profession then your culture is a heaping pile of steaming schitt.

Sure it is, but you don't see ME complainin' about it!


Maybe if more people complained about it fewer people would find it socially acceptable.
 
2021-04-14 8:04:01 PM  

Mock26: RedVentrue: Mock26: RedVentrue: Mock26: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.

It's a cultural thing. You want to disparage Culture?

If your culture includes beating up people for insulting your profession then your culture is a heaping pile of steaming schitt.

Sure it is, but you don't see ME complainin' about it!

Maybe if more people complained about it fewer people would find it socially acceptable.


Maybe, but I doubt we're going to undo millions of years of survival by complaining about it.
 
2021-04-14 9:33:37 PM  

RedVentrue: Mock26: RedVentrue: Mock26: RedVentrue: Mock26: omg bbq: Mock26: Lock him up for a couple of years. Seriously, anyone who would assault someone over having his career insulted deserves excessive punishment.

Really?
YEARS in jail?  Have you ever spent a week in jail?
You want to lock this dude up for YEARS??
Two grown men ran their mouths and then both got their asses kicked.
Give this guy some community service and move on.
fark your with your "years" in jail bullshiat.

Yeah, years. Anyone who would assault someone over something as trivial as having his job insulted is unfit for society. He is right down there with the scum of the earth who would get in a fight over a sporting event. So fark you with your thinking there is really nothing fundamentally wrong with assaulting someone over a minor insult.

It's a cultural thing. You want to disparage Culture?

If your culture includes beating up people for insulting your profession then your culture is a heaping pile of steaming schitt.

Sure it is, but you don't see ME complainin' about it!

Maybe if more people complained about it fewer people would find it socially acceptable.

Maybe, but I doubt we're going to undo millions of years of survival by complaining about it.


Yeah, because assaulting someone who insulted your career is part of our natural evolution.

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2021-04-15 12:58:03 AM  

Mock26: Yeah, because assaulting someone who insulted your career is part of our natural evolution


Yes. It's a challenge, and our monkey brains want to meet that challenge.

Some people have a really hard time resisting it.
 
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