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(CTV News)   Iran to enrich uranium to 'corinthian leather' levels   (ctvnews.ca) divider line
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2021-04-13 3:17:32 PM  
"Oh, that's rich."

-Nucleardo Montal-Ban
 
2021-04-13 6:52:32 PM  
Israel be like : we dont need to enrich uranium, we already have dozens of nukes!
 
2021-04-13 6:54:30 PM  
Good.   The best thing that can happen in the middle east is the terrorist Islamofascist state of Saudi Arabia and the apartheid state of Israel put correctly in check.   

It's a testament to the Persian people that they have turned check after cheek after cheek.   Americans would not put up with that shiat.
 
2021-04-13 6:54:30 PM  
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2021-04-13 6:56:00 PM  
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2021-04-13 6:56:23 PM  
Well, maybe once they pay the light bill.
 
2021-04-13 6:56:39 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: "Oh, that's rich."

-Nucleardo Montal-Ban


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Yes... Yesss...

 
2021-04-13 6:57:00 PM  
And if Iran keeps this up it'll probably end up like Ceti Alpha 5.
 
2021-04-13 6:59:05 PM  
For those uninitiated in the rites of soft Corinthian leather:
Ricardo Montalban - 1975 Chrysler Cordoba Commercial
Youtube Vsg97bxuJnc
This commercial is the 70s
 
Oak
2021-04-13 7:03:56 PM  
Corinth can suck it.  I demand my leather from Lesbos.
 
2021-04-13 7:10:44 PM  

Oak: Corinth can suck it.  I demand my leather from Lesbos.


Huh, not my first choice of import from there.
 
2021-04-13 7:11:47 PM  
Why wouldn't they?

The logic for developing nukes has been blindingly obvious since Iraq II and Libya.
 
2021-04-13 7:12:19 PM  
If they want nukes, I say we give them some.  Can't we have some delivered in the next 90 mins or so?
 
2021-04-13 7:13:10 PM  
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2021-04-13 7:13:16 PM  
Whale penis ftw.
 
2021-04-13 7:22:04 PM  
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2021-04-13 7:25:44 PM  

bthom37: Oak: Corinth can suck it.  I demand my leather from Lesbos.

Huh, not my first choice of import from there.


The leather is made from left over vaginaplastey scraps.
 
2021-04-13 7:27:08 PM  
....and friends, is it ever supple.
 
2021-04-13 7:31:03 PM  
Oh wait, leg me guess, they're gonna have a bomb in 6 months, right Israel?

6 months is Israel's equivalent of trumpy's 'two weeks'
 
2021-04-13 7:31:29 PM  
I'll give Iran credit, they did advance the art of elemental isotopic isolation.
I require 7Be to stay alive which could only previously be acquired by draining the blood of Lou Gosset Jr.
 
2021-04-13 7:34:42 PM  
You guys are old.
 
2021-04-13 7:34:47 PM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Good.   The best thing that can happen in the middle east is the terrorist Islamofascist state of Saudi Arabia and the apartheid state of Israel put correctly in check.   

It's a testament to the Persian people that they have turned check after cheek after cheek.   Americans would not put up with that shiat.


Ayatollah-like typing detected.
 
2021-04-13 7:37:48 PM  

Mouser: HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Good.   The best thing that can happen in the middle east is the terrorist Islamofascist state of Saudi Arabia and the apartheid state of Israel put correctly in check.   

It's a testament to the Persian people that they have turned check after cheek after cheek.   Americans would not put up with that shiat.

Ayatollah-like typing detected.


The Ayatollah is a hot lonely teenage girl?

shiat, there might be something to Islam.
 
2021-04-13 7:49:18 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: You guys are old.


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/and yes
//yes i am
///threes
 
2021-04-13 7:57:27 PM  
We could have been allied with Iran. Iran could have been our BFFs. But Bush Jr. farked it all up with his axis of evil speech.

Then Obama kind of fixed it with the JCPOA...

Then Trump destroyed that.

Now Iran is getting nukes.

Republicans are shiat at foreign policy.
 
2021-04-13 7:58:48 PM  
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Mmmmm.... Delicious Yellowcake.
 
2021-04-13 7:59:48 PM  

berylman: For those uninitiated in the rites of soft Corinthian leather:
[iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/Vsg97bxu​Jnc?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1] This commercial is the 70s


...and about that Corinthian leather:

H263 AMR CIF - Corinthian Leather.3gp
Youtube TIYFB7eXrlU


/Grandmother had a '76 Cordoba, green with green Corinthian leather
 
2021-04-13 8:02:43 PM  

lolmao500: Israel be like : we dont need to enrich uranium, we already have dozens of nukes!


Israel admit they have nukes? Never!
 
2021-04-13 8:04:18 PM  
How is this possible? FOX entertainment channel assured me that HitLIARy gave Russia ALL THE URANIUMS! and there was nary a uranium left for anyone else.
 
2021-04-13 8:13:42 PM  
I assume they're at Naugahyde levels right now?

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2021-04-13 8:13:50 PM  
They should buy the Fukushima water and boil it down.
 
2021-04-13 8:14:35 PM  

lolmao500: We could have been allied with Iran. Iran could have been our BFFs. But Bush Jr. farked it all up with his axis of evil speech.

Then Obama kind of fixed it with the JCPOA...

Then Trump destroyed that.

Now Iran is getting nukes.

Republicans are shiat at foreign policy.


I think the best case scenario is Iran somehow nukes itself in their haste to launch whatever mostly finished payload they can cobble together.  I mean the absolute second they have that capability they are nuking Israel and the rest be damned. Guaranteed. Absolutely certain.  Without one speck of doubt. I think we all need to realize they are just f*cking done playing.
 
2021-04-13 8:21:44 PM  

Por que tan serioso: lolmao500: We could have been allied with Iran. Iran could have been our BFFs. But Bush Jr. farked it all up with his axis of evil speech.

Then Obama kind of fixed it with the JCPOA...

Then Trump destroyed that.

Now Iran is getting nukes.

Republicans are shiat at foreign policy.

I think the best case scenario is Iran somehow nukes itself in their haste to launch whatever mostly finished payload they can cobble together.  I mean the absolute second they have that capability they are nuking Israel and the rest be damned. Guaranteed. Absolutely certain.  Without one speck of doubt. I think we all need to realize they are just f*cking done playing.


You honestly think that the Iranian government is suicidal?
 
2021-04-13 8:23:11 PM  
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They're also on the verge of obtaining the Genesis Device.
 
2021-04-13 8:23:35 PM  
If they can keep the Jews away for the light switch.
 
2021-04-13 8:26:18 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Por que tan serioso: lolmao500: We could have been allied with Iran. Iran could have been our BFFs. But Bush Jr. farked it all up with his axis of evil speech.

Then Obama kind of fixed it with the JCPOA...

Then Trump destroyed that.

Now Iran is getting nukes.

Republicans are shiat at foreign policy.

I think the best case scenario is Iran somehow nukes itself in their haste to launch whatever mostly finished payload they can cobble together.  I mean the absolute second they have that capability they are nuking Israel and the rest be damned. Guaranteed. Absolutely certain.  Without one speck of doubt. I think we all need to realize they are just f*cking done playing.

You honestly think that the Iranian government is suicidal?


They said so themselves.
 
2021-04-13 8:28:10 PM  

HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Good.   The best thing that can happen in the middle east is the terrorist Islamofascist state of Saudi Arabia and the apartheid state of Israel put correctly in check.   

It's a testament to the Persian people that they have turned check after cheek after cheek.   Americans would not put up with that shiat.


So...how's working in espionage and psyops? Good pay, good benefits? I've gotta assume it's your first day on the job--you might want to remember that for most Americans, 'Persian' is food and 'Iranian' is the people.

/or, well, specifically: 'Persian' is for when you don't want to admit The Great Enemy Of Iran actually has a culture that's pretty cool
//but yeah, first day, we've all been there. Hope it goes well.
 
2021-04-13 8:37:59 PM  

Porous Horace: Whale penis ftw.


... either i have my browser tabs confused, or
 
2021-04-13 8:40:42 PM  
Sure are ramping up the anti-Iran propaganda these days. Almost like the US war hawks are back in the driver's seat and itching for a fight.
 
2021-04-13 8:46:38 PM  
Every laugh as Iran becomes the world's first nuclear terrorist state. "Nah... never happen... You can't possibly fit an atomic weapon in a shipping container..."
 
2021-04-13 8:47:09 PM  
Net-and-yahoo sabotages Iranian facility. Iranians respond as anyone not stupid would expect.
 
2021-04-13 8:54:37 PM  
This thread should be required reading every time someone wonders "who would have chosen to work at Dachau, Auschwitz, and Treblinka?"
 
2021-04-13 8:59:38 PM  

Por que tan serioso: lolmao500: We could have been allied with Iran. Iran could have been our BFFs. But Bush Jr. farked it all up with his axis of evil speech.

Then Obama kind of fixed it with the JCPOA...

Then Trump destroyed that.

Now Iran is getting nukes.

Republicans are shiat at foreign policy.

I think the best case scenario is Iran somehow nukes itself in their haste to launch whatever mostly finished payload they can cobble together.  I mean the absolute second they have that capability they are nuking Israel and the rest be damned. Guaranteed. Absolutely certain.  Without one speck of doubt. I think we all need to realize they are just f*cking done playing.


They'd probably accidental nuke a passenger jet.
 
2021-04-13 9:02:00 PM  
 
2021-04-13 9:07:07 PM  
And this is all because that orange moran was the biggest f*cking moron to ever set foot in the Oval Office. And, Yes, he was dumber than Forrest Gump and John Kennedy's coconut.
 
2021-04-13 9:48:21 PM  
Some buttholes are a wee too tight on Farkers in this thread.

That's what management said so take it up with them.
 
2021-04-13 10:33:25 PM  

Shakin_Haitian: Por que tan serioso: lolmao500: We could have been allied with Iran. Iran could have been our BFFs. But Bush Jr. farked it all up with his axis of evil speech.

Then Obama kind of fixed it with the JCPOA...

Then Trump destroyed that.

Now Iran is getting nukes.

Republicans are shiat at foreign policy.

I think the best case scenario is Iran somehow nukes itself in their haste to launch whatever mostly finished payload they can cobble together.  I mean the absolute second they have that capability they are nuking Israel and the rest be damned. Guaranteed. Absolutely certain.  Without one speck of doubt. I think we all need to realize they are just f*cking done playing.

You honestly think that the Iranian government is suicidal?


Yes. Full stop.
 
2021-04-14 1:57:02 AM  
The interesting thing about Uranium enrichment is that the higher the level of enrichment of your feedstock, the easier it gets to enrich it to still higher levels. 60% enrichment can become 80% enrichment very easily. And Uranium enriched beyond 80% can be used to build a device.

140 pounds of 80% enriched Uranium worked perfectly in a simple Uranium gun device, the first time it was tested. At Hiroshima. The basic design is so simple that the South Africans were able to build six of them.
 
2021-04-14 3:05:37 AM  

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Ok..That is ..something.... I mean Rule 34 and all sorta something....
 
2021-04-14 4:08:06 AM  

asmodeus224: Oh wait, leg me guess, they're gonna have a bomb in 6 months, right Israel?

6 months is Israel's equivalent of trumpy's 'two weeks'


It's almost as if someone was working very hard for a couple of decades to prevent Iran from having a bomb, isn't it? what a coincidence.
And Iran announcing they'll do something is different from Iran actually doing something as right now they are in "save face" mode which means they'll do and say anything in an attempt to "restore honor".
 
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