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(NYPost)   Is that cocaine in your pants, bra, buttcrack, thigh, and arms, or are you just happy to see me?   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Yerlina Lantigua Hernandez DeNova, Smuggling, border agents, customs agents, United States, Illegal drug trade, Dominican Republic  
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2021-04-13 10:33:20 PM  
Reading TFA, if she'd-a stuck to orifices only, she'd-a got away with it no problem.
 
2021-04-13 10:33:33 PM  
A fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
 
2021-04-13 10:35:32 PM  
Mom?
 
2021-04-13 10:38:34 PM  
8 ball in the B-hole.
 
2021-04-13 10:39:53 PM  
Only a 25% orifice utilization?

Lady, you fail as a drug mule.
 
2021-04-13 10:42:22 PM  
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2021-04-13 10:42:31 PM  
Unhappy mule skinner out there somewhere.
 
2021-04-13 10:44:09 PM  
Why on earth would you shove coke EVERYWHERE if you were just going to keep it in your purse?

Purse and purse only, or everywhere AND NOT IN THE PURSE.

I feel like she wanted to get caught.
 
2021-04-13 10:46:43 PM  
Yerlina Lantigua sounds like islands named in Kokomo.

We'll do some blow, we won't take it slow
 
2021-04-13 11:00:08 PM  
$940,000 = 100 pellets x cop math
 
2021-04-13 11:04:43 PM  
"Yerlina Lantigua Hernandez DeNova"

Wasn't that the name of the news reporter on Married With Children?
 
2021-04-13 11:04:45 PM  
Find someone who is so happy to see you you think they have cocaine in their pants bra buttcrack thighs and arms.
 
2021-04-13 11:05:19 PM  
Will need a picture before I decide if I want to do lines of cocaine from her butt crack
 
2021-04-13 11:15:30 PM  
And now here is Glenn Quagmire with a handy visualization of how some of the "pellets" were extracted...

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2021-04-13 11:31:27 PM  
That's why they call me Numb-Nuts.
 
2021-04-13 11:43:21 PM  
In other news, using 3rd party overnight freight couriers has grown to unprecedented levels.
 
2021-04-14 12:39:44 AM  
3 pounds? Isn't that personal use level?
 
2021-04-14 1:30:56 AM  

fragMasterFlash: $940,000 = 100 pellets x cop math


The article I read said "The substance was tested and identified as containing cocaine with an estimated street value of $94,000, according to CBP."

Cop math or Cop reading comprehension?
 
2021-04-14 1:40:17 AM  

prince of peas: fragMasterFlash: $940,000 = 100 pellets x cop math

The article I read said "The substance was tested and identified as containing cocaine with an estimated street value of $94,000, according to CBP."

Cop math or Cop reading comprehension?


Yes, reading comprehension FAIL is a go. Still, over $1900 an ounce for some yayo isn't happening unless she sells it by the hit. Ain't no smuggler got time for that.
 
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2021-04-14 2:04:15 AM  
*llello, not that it matters.  Happens all the time and never matters.
 
2021-04-14 2:09:23 AM  

Resident Muslim: 3 pounds? Isn't that personal use level?


You wouldn't even get a hit off £3 of cocaine.
 
2021-04-14 12:03:26 PM  
Those aren't bags of cocaine. They're just grandma flab.
 
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