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    More: Dumbass, Crime, Thomas Miele, taxi driver, English-language films, Sunbeam Television, Copyright, All rights reserved, pepper spray  
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2906 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Apr 2021 at 5:50 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-13 2:33:55 PM  
What a man, what a man, what a man, what a Methuen man.
 
2021-04-13 5:58:03 PM  
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2021-04-13 5:58:11 PM  
You can now expect some state government politician to introduce a bill to ban pepper spray.
 
2021-04-13 5:58:59 PM  
It wasn't John Winger, I hope.

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2021-04-13 6:02:03 PM  
Homer eats pepper spray
Youtube EDm15yVx-Fs
 
2021-04-13 6:02:59 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: [quickmeme.com image 544x310]


And water is essential to life until you breathe it.
 
2021-04-13 6:03:46 PM  

TofuTheAlmighty: [quickmeme.com image 544x310]


So is mustard gas, you disingenuous bunt.
 
2021-04-13 6:04:16 PM  
* bint
 
2021-04-13 6:14:31 PM  

ZMugg: TofuTheAlmighty: [quickmeme.com image 544x310]

So is mustard gas, you disingenuous bunt.


Sure. And spaghetti grows on vines.
 
2021-04-13 6:14:57 PM  
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2021-04-13 6:16:07 PM  
What does police pepper spray average out to?  5 million Scoville?
I have a vial of pure powdered Capsaicin (16 million Scoville).
I wonder what it would feel like if I took the tiniest piece and flicked it onto my eyeball.
/hmmm
 
2021-04-13 6:23:00 PM  

C18H27NO3: What does police pepper spray average out to?  5 million Scoville?
I have a vial of pure powdered Capsaicin (16 million Scoville).
I wonder what it would feel like if I took the tiniest piece and flicked it onto my eyeball.
/hmmm


Well?  We're waiting...
 
2021-04-13 6:23:06 PM  
Cabbie needs to bring his A game
Stir Crazy - Bar Fight Penis Twister
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2021-04-13 6:27:20 PM  
Pay or Spray

It's like Trick or Treat.
 
2021-04-13 6:27:23 PM  
TFA mentions Abington, Methuen, and Tewksbury. Those are exactly the towns in Eastern Mass where I would expect taxi customers to be pepper-spraying cabbies.
 
2021-04-13 6:28:23 PM  

pheelix: Sure. And spaghetti grows on vines.


Oh, dammit, what did I eat last night?
 
2021-04-13 6:32:27 PM  
only if you add acid
 
2021-04-13 6:36:16 PM  

pheelix: ZMugg: TofuTheAlmighty: [quickmeme.com image 544x310]

So is mustard gas, you disingenuous bunt.

Sure. And spaghetti grows on vines.


Of course not! I grows on trees

BBC: Spaghetti-Harvest in Ticino
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2021-04-13 6:57:17 PM  

C18H27NO3: What does police pepper spray average out to?  5 million Scoville?
I have a vial of pure powdered Capsaicin (16 million Scoville).
I wonder what it would feel like if I took the tiniest piece and flicked it onto my eyeball.
/hmmm


Put it in one of those pressurized powder sprayers.
 
2021-04-13 7:11:39 PM  

ZMugg: TofuTheAlmighty: [quickmeme.com image 544x310]

So is mustard gas, you disingenuous bunt.


Capsaicin is found in food.

https://emergency.cdc.gov/agent/sulfu​r​mustard/basics/facts.asp is synthetic.
 
2021-04-13 7:17:54 PM  
Some batteries have 'a'salt in them. These are simply the facts.
 
2021-04-13 7:25:41 PM  
Ian Crossland, Never Put Salt In Your Eyes
Youtube _83MEuLoz9Y
 
2021-04-13 7:34:59 PM  

C18H27NO3: What does police pepper spray average out to?  5 million Scoville?
I have a vial of pure powdered Capsaicin (16 million Scoville).
I wonder what it would feel like if I took the tiniest piece and flicked it onto my eyeball.
/hmmm


User name checks out.
 
2021-04-13 7:55:19 PM  
His vacuum cleaner business must have taken a real hit for Miele to do this.
 
2021-04-13 8:17:18 PM  

ZMugg: TofuTheAlmighty: [quickmeme.com image 544x310]

So is mustard gas, you disingenuous bunt.


Pretty sure mustard gas isn't made from mustard. It's just called that because it smells like mustard.

ZMugg: * bint


TBH I just assumed you were having trouble pronouncing the letter "c".

/You could have just used "k" instead.
 
2021-04-13 9:27:37 PM  
Methuen, it's like Lawrence sans the whimsy.
 
2021-04-13 10:23:39 PM  

C18H27NO3: What does police pepper spray average out to?  5 million Scoville?
I have a vial of pure powdered Capsaicin (16 million Scoville).
I wonder what it would feel like if I took the tiniest piece and flicked it onto my eyeball.
/hmmm


I grow carolina reapers. I use them for my salsas, and accidentally rub my eyes after cutting them. It took me a decade (to build tolerance), but, now, it's a mere annoyance. That said, pepper spray has other substances in it. If, it was purely organic, and got sprayed, I'd be less then happy, but recover. Also, you have to figure in the velocity and amount being sprayed in one's eyes.
 
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