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2021-04-13 7:37:19 PM  
I still am dumbfounded by the seltzer thing.

Is it that hard to mix vodka and soda?
 
2021-04-13 7:42:28 PM  

FrancoFile: I still am dumbfounded by the seltzer thing.

Is it that hard to mix vodka and soda?


exactly. some bargain basement svedka & seltzer water is the exact same freaking thing.  Not that I want that, because vodka needs tonic water and lime juice. or skip the vodka and use gin like an adult.
 
2021-04-13 7:45:07 PM  

FrancoFile: I still am dumbfounded by the seltzer thing.

Is it that hard to mix vodka and soda?


It's safer at an unfamiliar bar.  You don't know if you're getting 90% vodka in a pint glass or paying $15 for a can of seltzer that was walked by the liquor shelf.
 
2021-04-13 7:52:25 PM  

freakdiablo: FrancoFile: I still am dumbfounded by the seltzer thing.

Is it that hard to mix vodka and soda?

It's safer at an unfamiliar bar.  You don't know if you're getting 90% vodka in a pint glass or paying $15 for a can of seltzer that was walked by the liquor shelf.


Who's been going to 'unfamiliar bars' in the last 14 months?
 
2021-04-13 8:09:45 PM  
I hope it's 8% seltzer and 92% grain alcohol because that's the only way I'm drinking that shiat.
 
2021-04-13 8:14:00 PM  

phedex: FrancoFile: I still am dumbfounded by the seltzer thing.

Is it that hard to mix vodka and soda?

exactly. some bargain basement svedka & seltzer water is the exact same freaking thing.  Not that I want that, because vodka needs tonic water and lime juice. or skip the vodka and use gin like an adult.


The seltzers are malt beverages so it's kind of different.

They're not my thing, but I can see the convenience, especially in states like PA where they can be sold alongside beer and wine.
 
2021-04-13 8:19:00 PM  
I like my seltzer water wild turkey flavored.
 
2021-04-13 8:30:12 PM  

FrancoFile: I still am dumbfounded by the seltzer thing.

Is it that hard to mix vodka and soda?


Portability plays a part.  You can grab a 6 or 12 pack and take it to a party, picnic, boating, hiking, etc. without looking like a raging alcoholic.

/I'll bring my water bottle full of vodka myself but YMMV...
 
2021-04-13 9:09:14 PM  
The larger size and higher ABV is for hood stores and college campuses. Seagram's, Monaco, and Mike's Hard own these areas for their novelty fruit drinks (thot drinks).  Joose(%14) is the one to get if you don't mind waking up next to a rando.
 
2021-04-13 9:59:40 PM  
fark White Claw, but I ain't gonna lie, I like wine in a can.
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TheFoz: Portability plays a part. You can grab a 6 or 12 pack and take it to a party, picnic, boating, hiking, etc. without looking like a raging alcoholic.


I don't think "Porch Pounder" is gonna fool anybody.
 
2021-04-14 7:00:38 AM  

FrancoFile: freakdiablo: FrancoFile: I still am dumbfounded by the seltzer thing.

Is it that hard to mix vodka and soda?

It's safer at an unfamiliar bar.  You don't know if you're getting 90% vodka in a pint glass or paying $15 for a can of seltzer that was walked by the liquor shelf.

Who's been going to 'unfamiliar bars' in the last 14 months?


Believe it or not, White Claw's been around since before covid, and things are going to open again eventually, so...
 
2021-04-14 7:16:50 AM  
Trademark or copyright violation in 3...2...
 
2021-04-14 7:37:37 AM  

FrancoFile: I still am dumbfounded by the seltzer thing.

Is it that hard to mix vodka and soda?


they the new wine cooler doncha know

/welcome to the 2020s
//alcopops
///gonna pop
 
2021-04-14 8:34:40 AM  
So they basically made malt liquor but cheaper.
 
2021-04-15 9:06:59 AM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: phedex: FrancoFile: I still am dumbfounded by the seltzer thing.

Is it that hard to mix vodka and soda?

exactly. some bargain basement svedka & seltzer water is the exact same freaking thing.  Not that I want that, because vodka needs tonic water and lime juice. or skip the vodka and use gin like an adult.

The seltzers are malt beverages so it's kind of different.

They're not my thing, but I can see the convenience, especially in states like PA where they can be sold alongside beer and wine.


No wonder I don't like WC - it's malt liquor.
The only malt beverage I find remotely palatable is Mickeys.  Although I seem to remember the original 4Loco (grape) was ah-ite.
 
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