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(Glamour Magazine)   Pete Davidson is dating his celebrity crush, after dating all yours. He's also funnier than you   (glamour.com) divider line
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2021-04-13 3:27:26 PM  
May she find him enormously satisfying.
 
2021-04-13 4:00:21 PM  
He's dating Mary Tyler Moore?

Pretty creepy, even for him.
 
2021-04-13 4:26:57 PM  
this is why MIL pron is so popular
 
2021-04-13 4:27:27 PM  
The 5th Doctor is dating a companion?
 
2021-04-13 4:30:39 PM  
First time he doesn't get his way he'll threaten to harm himself.
It's why Lorne Michaels doesn't fire him.
 
2021-04-13 4:35:05 PM  
I don't care what you say, dude looks jaundiced.
 
2021-04-13 4:52:42 PM  
It's got to be his monster-sized pecker. there's nothing else going for this guy.
I've seen his comedy .. it's ok. He's not hilarious.
 
2021-04-13 4:56:16 PM  
He must have a prehensiled penis.
 
2021-04-13 5:02:01 PM  
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2021-04-13 5:04:26 PM  
Pete may only be 110 lbs, but 10 lbs of that is cock.
 
2021-04-13 5:12:41 PM  
His jaw unhinges and devours clits
 
2021-04-13 5:14:19 PM  
Good luck with that, honey.
 
2021-04-13 5:16:10 PM  
He's dating Elizabeth Montgomery?  Sh*t....what kind of weird kink is this guy into?
 
2021-04-13 5:26:14 PM  
As it is with SNL, this certainly must be generational.

But objectively speaking, guys with serious comedic improvisational chops like Phil Hartman and Darrell Hammond left a lot of room for others to get laughs that they themselves could have easily hoarded in every single sketch. They weren't just takers. In the theatrical sense, they were givers. Folks here involved in film and entertainment will certainly understand how immediate and transactional good, live sketch comedy is.

"I got chunks of guys like you (Davidson) in my stool."

/One-trick pony
 
2021-04-13 5:31:10 PM  
He dated Hugh Jackman? I'm impressed...and kind of curious.
 
2021-04-13 5:35:06 PM  

Billy Liar: I don't care what you say, dude looks jaundiced.


He has an autoimmune disorder. Chron's disease. I'm not a fan boy, but I don't get the hate he receives*

*I don't think he cares
 
2021-04-13 5:36:11 PM  

Wendigogo: He dated Hugh Jackman? I'm impressed...and kind of curious.


My first thought was Ryan Reynolds
 
2021-04-13 5:39:10 PM  
Well damn, didn't Lynda Carter just hit the market?  Dude didn't even let Altman's body get cold.  At least Sally Field is still available.
 
2021-04-13 5:40:43 PM  
Yeah, i don't see the funny. Oh well, more power to him.
 
2021-04-13 5:56:15 PM  
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2021-04-13 5:57:38 PM  
Pete Davidson is dating Jessica Rabbit?
 
2021-04-13 5:57:47 PM  
He killed it on the Bieber roast.
 
2021-04-13 6:13:20 PM  
He's so edgy! Did you know he has tattoos? Mom's not gonna like that!
 
2021-04-13 6:32:38 PM  

Billy Liar: I don't care what you say, dude looks jaundiced.


He isn't yellow. More like classic consumption.
 
2021-04-13 6:54:30 PM  
I still dont understand how this dude got a gig on The Suicide Squad. Didnt he got with a suicide vest to a hollywood studio or did he bang a movie producer?
 
2021-04-13 6:56:35 PM  

lolmao500: I still dont understand how this dude got a gig on The Suicide Squad. Didnt he got with a suicide vest to a hollywood studio or did he bang a movie producer?


They could save tons of money on makeup.
 
2021-04-13 7:00:43 PM  
I still think the funniest thing I've seen him do was in this clip:

Pete Davidson - Coulter
Youtube aDiDQ-vn9Jk
 
2021-04-13 7:12:09 PM  

HanShotFirst: Pete Davidson is dating Jessica Rabbit?


She's still with Orlando Bloom. I checked.

/Never understand Bloom's appeal. Or facial hair.
 
2021-04-13 7:22:38 PM  
He must be packing some real heat to be pulling the list he has so far. Lord knows it's not because he's funny.
 
2021-04-13 7:38:42 PM  
Though Pete sucks on everything SNL, I think he's pretty good in "The Dirt".
 
2021-04-13 7:45:50 PM  
For a minute, I thought it was about Pete Holmes.

My Worst Best Friend: Chelsea Peretti
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2021-04-13 7:46:23 PM  
A lot of people are funnier than me. And him.
 
2021-04-13 7:51:07 PM  
At this point I assume all his "relationships" are carefully planned publicity stunts, meant to stave off talk about what must be truly disgusting sexual deviancy.

Think "James Franco dates Jenna so everybody stops talking about his body pillows"
 
2021-04-13 8:07:21 PM  
He's also funnier than you

If you consider giving a suck job to Dan Crenshaw funny.
 
2021-04-13 8:09:02 PM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: He must be packing some real heat to be pulling the list he has so far. Lord knows it's not because he's funny.


One doesn't know that upfront, so what does this guy do to generate interest in the first place? Well, unless he whips it out on the first date.

/kidding aside, I guess his reputation precedes him and makes it easy to generate interest from (famous) women.
 
2021-04-13 8:24:13 PM  
Go shove that giant Schwartz into someone who won't break in two. You already ruined Beckensale, and Areola Grande.
 
2021-04-13 8:25:46 PM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: He must be packing some real heat to be pulling the list he has so far. Lord knows it's not because he's funny.


Despite the rumors, the fact that he can't hold onto a woman tells me that he doesn't know how to use what he's got.
 
2021-04-13 10:00:49 PM  

dsmith42: Billy Liar: I don't care what you say, dude looks jaundiced.

He isn't yellow. More like classic consumption.


Consumption was the sexy 19th century disease.
 
2021-04-13 10:05:54 PM  
Doesn't matter how well you pipe the gizinta once your deep rooted personality disorders and substance abuse take over the relationship. The Crohns doesn't help either; the surprise 2AM blood sharts also take their toll on lovers.
 
2021-04-13 11:05:24 PM  

LurkerSupreme: I still think the funniest thing I've seen him do was in this clip:

[YouTube video: Pete Davidson - Coulter]


"Ha ha, good one!"
?

So...he's not funny at all. Thank you for confirming.
 
2021-04-14 12:58:55 AM  

I Like Bread: Doctoral Candidate Zaius: He must be packing some real heat to be pulling the list he has so far. Lord knows it's not because he's funny.

Despite the rumors, the fact that he can't hold onto a woman tells me that he doesn't know how to use what he's got.


Lol. Yes. That's it. A guy who can date well and a lot when he's young must be failing...
 
2021-04-14 2:05:56 AM  
Wish Kate Beckinsale had opened up on why she dropped him like a hot coal so quickly.
Butthole eyes guy has issues.
 
2021-04-14 6:38:04 AM  
Hes about as funny as Brendan Schaub
 
2021-04-14 12:27:27 PM  

Trik: Wish Kate Beckinsale had opened up on why she dropped him like a hot coal so quickly.
Butthole eyes guy has issues.


She said she didn't like the public attention it was getting.  She prefers privacy.
 
2021-04-14 3:33:17 PM  
I can't wait until I never have to see or hear about Pete Davidson ever again.
 
2021-04-14 5:58:37 PM  

Plaster Lion: I can't wait until I never have to see or hear about Pete Davidson ever again.


I heard she was afraid of him.
What you posted is a sanitized publicity release.
 
2021-04-14 8:06:41 PM  

Trik: Plaster Lion: I can't wait until I never have to see or hear about Pete Davidson ever again.

I heard she was afraid of him.
What you posted is a sanitized publicity release.


He does seem...unstable. Shocked that she didn't run screaming as soon as his shirt was off. Those tattoos are some of the worst high school notebook doodling-quality BS I've ever seen.
 
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