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2021-04-13 9:22:02 AM  
farkin' Eagles.
 
2021-04-13 9:48:30 AM  
I had a really brilliant and witty thing to post in response to this article but...
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2021-04-13 9:49:09 AM  
Remember those times you had weed but no pipe, so you made a pipe out of an aluminum can? No? Me neither.
 
2021-04-13 10:10:47 AM  
If you are worried about absorbing aluminum, start with deodorant. Take your pick on which compound -aluminum formate, aluminum chlorohydroxide, and aluminium zirconium tetrachlorohydrate. Due to the fact that the US is only #44 in the world at Alzheimer's frequency in the population I am going guess that drinking out of cans and using deodorant aren't the cause.
 
2021-04-13 10:22:03 AM  

madgonad: If you are worried about absorbing aluminum, start with deodorant.



I think you mean "antiperspirant".
 
2021-04-13 10:23:14 AM  

elvisaintdead: farkin' Eagles.


I stab them with my steely knives but I still can't kill the beasts.
 
2021-04-13 10:24:22 AM  
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2021-04-13 11:39:18 AM  
I prefer glass bottles so it's going to be some other thing that causes my dementia.
 
2021-04-13 12:06:22 PM  
What if you smoke weeeed out of one?
 
2021-04-13 12:18:30 PM  
Don't most aluminium cans have a thin plastic lining inside them, though? How much aluminium is actually leaching through it into the cans' contents?
 
2021-04-13 12:21:08 PM  
Dale Watson - I Drink To Remember
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2021-04-13 12:44:32 PM  

rat_creature: Don't most aluminium cans have a thin plastic lining inside them, though? How much aluminium is actually leaching through it into the cans' contents?



Yo dawg....
So we put some plastics in your aluminum cans.
 
2021-04-13 1:02:30 PM  

rat_creature: Don't most aluminium cans have a thin plastic lining inside them, though? How much aluminium is actually leaching through it into the cans' contents?


The good news : The aluminum in beer cans is covered in plastic so you won't get Alzheimer's.

The bad news : It's hard to make this joke politically correct, so um, your sex hormones are out of whack.
 
2021-04-13 1:16:50 PM  

Spectrum: Remember those times you had weed but no pipe, so you made a pipe out of an aluminum can? No? Me neither.


School lunch tin foil wrapped around a pencil then kinked at one end to hold the contraband
 
2021-04-13 1:28:35 PM  

H31N0US: Spectrum: Remember those times you had weed but no pipe, so you made a pipe out of an aluminum can? No? Me neither.

School lunch tin foil wrapped around a pencil then kinked at one end to hold the contraband


Aluminum foil, unless you're way older than me. And it vaporizes. We're boned.
 
2021-04-13 2:14:37 PM  

Embden.Meyerhof: madgonad: If you are worried about absorbing aluminum, start with deodorant.


I think you mean "antiperspirant".


You are technically correct.

/the best kind of correct
 
2021-04-13 2:51:27 PM  

rat_creature: Don't most aluminium cans have a thin plastic lining inside them, though? How much aluminium is actually leaching through it into the cans' contents?



The liner is only on the inside, not outside and the lid, where you put your mouth.   Your dirty, dirty mouth.
 
2021-04-13 4:08:26 PM  
We had this thread 2 days ago.  Where were you guys?

The mods have been chewing on foil again!
 
2021-04-13 10:50:34 PM  
I know this is old, but toad humping llamas eating castor oil from a goat's anus, it's not just beer cans you cactus farking worm fondlers.
 
2021-04-13 10:54:15 PM  
I haven't had that Mr. Pibb since 1969!
 
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