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(Gizmodo)   Sawfish. What? Sawfish. Saw fish? Yes, sawfish. See? HOLY SHIAT SAWFISH. This state, I swear   (gizmodo.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Reproduction, Biodiversity, Species, Shark, Asexual reproduction, Florida Keys, Wildlife Conservation Commission, female smalltooth sawfish  
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2021-04-13 8:28:14 AM  
There fishia
there castle!
 
2021-04-13 8:51:55 AM  
Was it in Jewfish Creek?
 
2021-04-13 9:09:33 AM  
Do you like fish sticks?
 
2021-04-13 9:10:55 AM  
Was subby unaware that sawfish existed?  There's a few different species, a couple in the U.S. and South America, and a few in the Indian Ocean and Australia.  I believe all are endangered.
 
2021-04-13 9:17:44 AM  
Clocking in at 16 feet? WTF kind of stupid wording is that?
 
2021-04-13 9:19:40 AM  
Meh.  I'd be impressed if it was a Circular Sawfish.

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2021-04-13 9:20:36 AM  

MontanaDave: Clocking in at 16 feet? WTF kind of stupid wording is that?


Clocking in at 15 feet 12 inches is better?

Oy vey
 
2021-04-13 9:27:24 AM  

MontanaDave: Clocking in at 16 feet? WTF kind of stupid wording is that?


It weighed in at 16 feet
 
2021-04-13 9:31:32 AM  

dittybopper: Meh.  I'd be impressed if it was a Circular Sawfish.

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It's just a ratfish with a pituitary problem
 
2021-04-13 9:35:07 AM  

1funguy: MontanaDave: Clocking in at 16 feet? WTF kind of stupid wording is that?

Clocking in at 15 feet 12 inches is better?

Oy vey


My manager was angry when I timed in a couple feet late to work.
 
2021-04-13 9:35:46 AM  

MontanaDave: Clocking in at 16 feet? WTF kind of stupid wording is that?


It was bringing home 16 feet.
 
2021-04-13 9:36:30 AM  
And it was stuffed to the gills with uncut cocaine.
 
2021-04-13 9:44:21 AM  
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2021-04-13 9:44:25 AM  
CSB: I was fishing with a guide out of Chokoloskee in the 10,000 Islands area of the everglades. I caught a small (maybe 4 or 5 foot) sawfish shark. I had seen them in large aquarium attractions, but never in the wild. The guide tells me that he has fished the area for more than 25 years on hundreds (maybe thousands) of personal and guided trips and had never seen one caught.
 
2021-04-13 9:48:37 AM  
How do those taste? Probably like sawdust
 
2021-04-13 9:53:01 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: MontanaDave: Clocking in at 16 feet? WTF kind of stupid wording is that?

It weighed in at 16 feet


How many Rhode Islands is that?
 
2021-04-13 9:55:37 AM  

MontanaDave: Clocking in at 16 feet? WTF kind of stupid wording is that?


It's how you measure parsecs when doing the Kessel run.
 
2021-04-13 10:05:53 AM  

dr_iacovone: Do you like fish sticks?


No but your gay
NTTAWWT.
 
2021-04-13 10:12:18 AM  

Seasons I'v Withered: dr_iacovone: Do you like fish sticks?

No but your gay
NTTAWWT.


His gay, what?
 
2021-04-13 10:20:06 AM  
Priests and cannibals, prehistoric animals
Everybody happy as the dead come home
Big black nemesis, parthenogenesis
No one move a muscle as the dead come home
 
2021-04-13 10:30:53 AM  
Don't cancel me, bro

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2021-04-13 10:34:45 AM  

fsufan: CSB: I was fishing with a guide out of Chokoloskee in the 10,000 Islands area of the everglades. I caught a small (maybe 4 or 5 foot) sawfish shark. I had seen them in large aquarium attractions, but never in the wild. The guide tells me that he has fished the area for more than 25 years on hundreds (maybe thousands) of personal and guided trips and had never seen one caught.


Noice!
I have lived and fished here for 70+ years, and only spotted one once. Near Everglades City.
 
2021-04-13 10:42:50 AM  

dittybopper: Seasons I'v Withered: dr_iacovone: Do you like fish sticks?

No but your gay
NTTAWWT.

His gay, what?


Morning drinkig is catching up with me morse code man I was referencing a Southpark flick.
So Sorry if I caused any undue panic.
 
2021-04-13 11:13:30 AM  
"Recreational" fishing like this is why sawfish are critically endangered in Florida
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2021-04-13 11:19:19 AM  
Karen of the Sea

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2021-04-13 11:20:10 AM  
Big fish
Raw fish
Smalltooth
Sawfish
This one has impressive girth
This one can do virgin birth
My, there's a lot of fish on earth!

/update: we regret to inform you that the fish is racist
 
2021-04-13 11:21:23 AM  
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2021-04-13 11:47:22 AM  

mossberg: "Recreational" fishing like this is why sawfish are critically endangered in Florida[Fark user image 850x622]


And the "Bowhunters" are trying to do the same thing to gar right now.

This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2021-04-13 12:37:32 PM  
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2021-04-13 12:39:35 PM  
It would be interesting to know the actual weight, not just that it weighs as much as a horse. I'm an adult. I can handle the facts.

/maybe they'll report the size of the bay where it washed up as the width of six football fields and the distance from Miami as three Rhode Islands.
//miles, feet, kilometers, meters, pounds, whatever, use actual numbers
 
2021-04-13 12:50:46 PM  
Thats a big fish.
 
2021-04-13 2:19:44 PM  
How much fish could a sawfish saw if a sawfish could saw fish?
 
2021-04-13 2:28:33 PM  
A 16 foot fish with a saw for a snout is clearly a species that needs to be transplanted to waters off Australia.
 
2021-04-13 2:51:33 PM  
Sawfish? No, the password is sawedfish, that's s-w-o-r-d-f-i-s-h.
 
2021-04-13 4:23:59 PM  

mossberg: "Recreational" fishing like this is why sawfish are critically endangered in Florida[Fark user image 850x622]


It also explains why virtually every fish restaurant and chip ship uses a 'saw' as decoration (along with the lobster pots, floats, buoys and fishing nets).
 
2021-04-13 4:24:21 PM  
shop, that is.
 
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