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(BBC-US)   England blasts out of lockdown on Monday, recalls what a first-class hangover is like on Tuesday   (bbc.com) divider line
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2021-04-13 10:11:53 PM  
We'll check in on May 11th
 
2021-04-13 10:12:19 PM  

thealgorerhythm: We'll check in on May 11th


Came here for this, staying at home happily.
 
2021-04-13 10:14:03 PM  

FormlessOne: thealgorerhythm: We'll check in on May 11th

Came here for this, staying at home happily.


My math was off. I should have said May 17th.

I suggest finding a secluded estate to wait it out.
 
2021-04-13 10:14:19 PM  
Prolly got bombed by b1.1.7s.
 
2021-04-13 10:15:41 PM  
So, the last elimination of lockdown in England netted the world B117 in terms of a variant. Can't wait to see what crazy flavor bubbles to the surface after this.

Oh right. B117 is also now the dominant strain here in the US.
 
2021-04-13 10:22:30 PM  
"England blasts out of lockdown on Monday, recalls what a first-class hangover is like on Tuesday"

Wednesday they're sick and Thursday's worse. It's Friday, they're in ICU.
 
2021-04-13 10:53:41 PM  

skinink: "England blasts out of lockdown on Monday, recalls what a first-class hangover is like on Tuesday"

Wednesday they're sick and Thursday's worse. It's Friday, they're in ICU.


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2021-04-13 11:09:50 PM  
The COVID shot doesn't protect against STDs or Boris Johnson. But I repeat myself.
 
2021-04-13 11:55:16 PM  

Znuh: So, the last elimination of lockdown in England netted the world B117 in terms of a variant. Can't wait to see what crazy flavor bubbles to the surface after this.

Oh right. B117 is also now the dominant strain here in the US.


It's technically the f117, now with more stealth.
 
2021-04-14 12:48:00 AM  

Znuh: So, the last elimination of lockdown in England netted the world B117 in terms of a variant. Can't wait to see what crazy flavor bubbles to the surface after this.

Oh right. B117 is also now the dominant strain here in the US.


but muh china virus!
 
2021-04-14 1:21:37 AM  

skinink: "England blasts out of lockdown on Monday, recalls what a first-class hangover is like on Tuesday"

Wednesday they're sick and Thursday's worse. It's Friday, they're in ICU.


Nice. Veeeerrry nice.
 
2021-04-14 1:36:45 AM  
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2021-04-14 6:22:25 AM  
the big hope is that we go back (or forward - depending on your standpoint) to 'normality' on 21st June.
but I have a feeling Doris will once again screw up and have us all back under lockdown shortly after.
I wouldn't trust Doris to get anything right - he hasn't so far. not everyone can get their first vaccination here, let alone their second. so I'm playing the long game. I'm going to continue as I have done for the last 12+  months. and I'm going to plan on stocking up on stuff should that happen (if we don't, it's no big deal. I hate summer anyway, so planning on spending more time indoors works well for me - my eczema likes to flare up badly when the weather is warm, and keeping cool is a priority)
 
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