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(Media Matters)   Greg Gutfeld claims all teachers hate teaching, hate their students, and hate parents   (mediamatters.org) divider line
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2021-04-12 10:39:42 PM  
I bet his teachers hated him
 
2021-04-12 11:14:19 PM  
fark you.

Love, teachers
 
2021-04-13 12:02:37 AM  
Greg Gutfield hates comedy.
 
2021-04-13 2:55:21 AM  
Then it must be that sweet, sweet $alary.  My English teacher's 50-ft yacht literally arrived with male strippers singing O'Captain My Captain, that's how loaded they are.
 
2021-04-13 3:11:41 AM  
He has no idea what "rubber room" means.

Glad to see those reporters call him out on that.
 
2021-04-13 3:12:09 AM  
No. They just hate all the bullshiat that keeps them from actually doing their job. Like a farking pandemic and administrators that are goddamn determined to kill them all as fast as possible.
 
2021-04-13 3:12:14 AM  
'Greg Gutfield claims...'

You can stop there.  Doesn't really matter what comes next.
 
2021-04-13 3:16:40 AM  
That's not quite correct, I'm sure that he loves most teachers that aren't in a union that looks out for their best interests.
 
2021-04-13 3:16:57 AM  
I definitely never hated teaching or my students...
 
2021-04-13 3:17:22 AM  
Oh he was paying attention at that last parent-teacher conference. I could have sworn he was distracted by his phone
 
2021-04-13 3:19:43 AM  

PaulRB: Greg Gutfield hates comedy.


Uhm, phrasing?
 
2021-04-13 3:20:13 AM  
Good grief, can he and Crowder get a room already?
 
2021-04-13 3:21:31 AM  

Smoking GNU: PaulRB: Greg Gutfield hates comedy.

Uhm, phrasing?


Well fark me, quoted wrong post. Please ignore me.
 
2021-04-13 3:23:41 AM  
FFS, I already made more than the average red state high school teacher by the time I got into my first medium-skill job, and we have assholes like this trying to start shiat on top of that. This concerted periodic effort to attack educators needs to stop. We're all literally dumber for it.
 
2021-04-13 3:24:54 AM  
He's only partially wrong. It's not that they hate all of them. Just the ones who don't know how to raise kids and view public school as day care.
 
2021-04-13 3:35:22 AM  

koder: Then it must be that sweet, sweet $alary.  My English teacher's 50-ft yacht literally arrived with male strippers singing O'Captain My Captain, that's how loaded they are.


50' is barely an enhanced FRC. Time to DeVos this shiat and get nine or so 100'+++ boats.

Look, it's not a proper "yacht" unless it's big enough for some awful and horrifically cramped crew living space deep enough and far enough away from you to classify them as morlocks. I don't care how many blue LEDs you have around the hull or how striking your white hull / jet black window contrast is.  If your room is not bigger and nicer than the help's room by several orders of magnitude then it's just a pleasure boat and you're just another member of the crew.  Ask Betsy she'll tell ya.
 
2021-04-13 3:36:27 AM  

Circusdog320: I bet his teachers hated him


The saying goes there are no stupid questions... But there are stupid people and Greg Gutfeld is a prime example.

And for any Gutfeld fans in chat, "prime" in this case is not referring to a cut of meat.
 
2021-04-13 3:40:27 AM  
at least in California, it seems that it's always California that the people are the most pissed off at

Yeah, yeah, yeah. F*ck you and all your kin and all your friends. The pets are okay though.
 
2021-04-13 3:44:26 AM  
Wow!

Greg Gutfled is on the cutting edge of late night comedy.

I fear Cobert's, John Oliver's and Trevor Noah's days are numbered.
 
2021-04-13 3:50:06 AM  
It's not his fault.

Everybody Gutfeld knows hates him so he just assumes everybody hates everybody.
 
2021-04-13 3:53:02 AM  
Greg Gutfield doesn't have children.
 
2021-04-13 3:56:22 AM  
I can't figure out what kind of world these Fox people want.
 
2021-04-13 3:59:01 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Greg Gutfield doesn't have children.


I'll take all the good news I can get.
 
2021-04-13 3:59:24 AM  

pnkgtr: I can't figure out what kind of world these Fox people want.


The Hunger Games crossed with The Handmaid's Tale
 
2021-04-13 3:59:43 AM  

pnkgtr: I can't figure out what kind of world these Fox people want.


Seems to be they want the Old South.. as long as they personally get to be plantation owners, and everyone else doesn't.
 
2021-04-13 3:59:52 AM  
Bill Maher > Greg Gutfeld
 
2021-04-13 4:01:11 AM  

Nullav: FFS, I already made more than the average red state high school teacher by the time I got into my first medium-skill job, and we have assholes like this trying to start shiat on top of that. This concerted periodic effort to attack educators needs to stop. We're all literally dumber for it.


Which is exactly what people like him want. Dumb people are easy to contrl through fear, hatred and propaganda
 
2021-04-13 4:05:55 AM  

pnkgtr: I can't figure out what kind of world these Fox people want.


One that is burning with ammo flying.
 
2021-04-13 4:06:10 AM  
Most teachers like their students... at the start of classes. They develop their adversarial positions over the term.
 
2021-04-13 4:07:54 AM  

pnkgtr: I can't figure out what kind of world these Fox people want.


Handmaidens Tale. Duh.
 
2021-04-13 4:13:06 AM  
Going by the sample of both my parents, my sister and my wife, all of whom were/are public school teachers and/or professional support staff, it's closer to 50-50.

Half is being delighted at eager young minds going forth into the world, and their small role in it.

The other half is "and that's why we live 30 miles from my job, so I don't cross paths with that (idiot administrator/batshiat parent/litigious advocate/hellspawn student). These FARKING PEOPLE BURN IT ALL DOWN BURN BURN BURN is that wine? Yes, please."

Remote learning has drawn bright lines between the teachers who are superhuman, the ones who aren't tech savvy or have a garbage school IT department but are muddling through best they can, the ones who are oblivious to realities like their students having crappy rural internet service because they're too busy trying to ass-kiss the suits and better-deal themselves into administrative jobs, and the ones who have let the façade drop and are mailing it in.
 
2021-04-13 4:15:45 AM  
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Verily I say unto you, my dad is an asshole and I've had enough of you morons too. ((Maybe I'll just fake my own death and follow The Dead with some hippy chick.))
 
2021-04-13 4:15:54 AM  
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2021-04-13 4:17:27 AM  

pnkgtr: I can't figure out what kind of world these Fox people want.


As far as I've been able to determine, they want the US to adopt the following characteristics:

Isolationist policies, except for trade, which they're hella inconsistent about.
National religion: bumper sticker-level Christianity
Free-market education system
No SSI/Medicare/Medicaid/HUD/SNAP, or any other welfare programs along those lines, because they're socialist and only serve to empower the welfare queen class.
Guided democracy, similar to the small country a few miles west of Alaska
Lower corporate and upper-class taxes
No minorities of any sort
Selective application of the Constitution

Yeah, I'm not even sure I'm reaching much on any of that. This is the kind of shiat the Onion might've considered parody material a little over a decade ago.

It's probably simpler to say they want to bribe the ref to turn the country into a game of Calvinball that always suits their position. Probably more reasonable to say they just want their viewers to be angry at anyone who isn't a Republican.
 
2021-04-13 4:19:34 AM  
Typical Gen Xer
 
2021-04-13 4:37:49 AM  

pnkgtr: I can't figure out what kind of world these Fox people want.


Whatever kind of world that puts them and those like them in charge.
 
2021-04-13 4:43:45 AM  
That's because his teachers failed him for what he thought were sophomoric jokes....told his senior year.
 
2021-04-13 4:43:47 AM  
I would like to say these people need to be stabbed and their bodies disposed off in places where no one can find them, but the simple fact is is that they will be replaced tomorrow by near identical faces.
 
2021-04-13 4:46:30 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Chlamydia > Bill Maher > Greg Gutfeld


FTFY
 
2021-04-13 4:47:53 AM  
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2021-04-13 4:48:01 AM  
What do teachers hate? Being constantly and criminally criticized, demeaned, undervalued, underpaid, and overworked...for a start, but that's a good enough start.
 
2021-04-13 4:49:34 AM  

pnkgtr: I can't figure out what kind of world these Fox people want.


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All white, all white, all white
 
2021-04-13 4:49:53 AM  
Never hated teaching, my students, or tutoring. My job is still essentially tutoring. I even had a couple of parent / teacher conferences to deal with challenging students, and those went surprisingly well.

Administrative and academic politics on the other hand can fark right off.

And keep on farking off.

And when they can't go any further to fark off, they had best find a way to fark off.
 
2021-04-13 4:50:09 AM  
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2021-04-13 5:03:49 AM  

Jiggatron69: Good grief, can he and Crowder get a room already?


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2021-04-13 5:04:54 AM  
Why is anyone giving any air to this pathetic waste of life?
 
2021-04-13 6:09:50 AM  

koder: Then it must be that sweet, sweet $alary.  My English teacher's 50-ft yacht literally arrived with male strippers singing O'Captain My Captain, that's how loaded they are.


My 3rd grade teacher had the best parties with the best ladies:

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Keep teaching, Cap'n.  Keep teachin', wherever you are.
 
2021-04-13 6:10:10 AM  
Republicans hate teachers because they hate their unions first and foremost because GQP hate all unions except for the police ones.

Also there's the thing where conservatives send their kids to college where they are often rid of moronic notions their families still believe as truth.

That noted, GG is more QQ than Pew Pew with his comedic styling.

His schtick is old, predictable and unfunyAF.
 
2021-04-13 6:24:57 AM  
With all due respect (which is absolutely zero), Mr Gutfeld has no idea what he's talking about. I very much doubt he has talked to teachers about their likes and dislikes.  If he did, he might be surprised at what he would learn. But learning doesn't seem to be high on his priority list.
 
2021-04-13 6:50:58 AM  

Flowery Twats: With all due respect (which is absolutely zero), Mr Gutfeld has no idea what he's talking about. I very much doubt he has talked to teachers about their likes and dislikes.  If he did, he might be surprised at what he would learn. But learning doesn't seem to be high on his priority list.


He's a libertarian. Their whole shtick is not understanding how they are making the world worse.
 
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