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2021-04-13 6:43:37 AM  
He quarterbacked at Clemson, so she should know he may have a predisposition to getting "massages."
 
2021-04-13 6:57:10 AM  
Wow, those bible school days really warped your perception of reality there subby
 
2021-04-13 7:48:56 AM  
Ahhhhh
His agent is now negotiating for two.
Or , he just negotiated for half what he is going to be worth.
 
2021-04-13 8:14:23 AM  
Married him before he will be wealthy, smart girl. Stupid guy.

If she loves him for reals she would have waited.
 
2021-04-13 8:24:11 AM  
bet she was glad she finished her MRS degree before he was drafted
 
2021-04-13 8:57:30 AM  

kkinnison: bet she was glad she finished her MRS degree before he was drafted


I wish them all nothing but the best however...  I feel this is a Lifetime* event

I remember RG3 getting married in a similar way after the draft, or right before.  Unfortunately he was the type to make his private life rather public so when that split came in a couple years it was really no surprise.
 
2021-04-13 8:59:33 AM  
YOU FOOL!
 
2021-04-13 9:24:25 AM  
Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.
 
2021-04-13 9:32:38 AM  
She looks like a porn actress.
 
2021-04-13 9:41:20 AM  
Bullshiate.  Kendall Jenner a model??  Bullshiate.
 
2021-04-13 9:41:27 AM  

WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.


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This is what he looks like to his wife.
 
2021-04-13 9:42:18 AM  
The reception was held in the shade of his nose.
 
2021-04-13 9:56:46 AM  

lifeslammer: Wow, those bible school days really warped your perception of reality there subby


Wow, your wife leaving you for the copy machine guy at work really warped your perception of reality there poster.

WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.


He looks like a future Karen, but is a six and a half feet tall man.  It's jarring.
 
2021-04-13 10:01:36 AM  
She looks like she is trying to escape in that first picture.
 
2021-04-13 10:08:00 AM  

iamskibibitz: WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

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This is what he looks like to his wife.


You assume the Khans will give him the St. Tebow Johns River.  He's just coming onboard to help them promote their MeekMahan killer, and once he's gotten enough butts in the seats, he'll be sent to Washington.
 
2021-04-13 10:18:55 AM  

iamskibibitz: WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

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This is what he looks like to his wife.


It might play a factor. :)

Then again, if they're happy that means I'm happy for them.

FLMountainMan: He looks like a future Karen, but is a six and a half feet tall man.  It's jarring.


Made me think of Tommy Bowden's old quote concerning his frosh QB, Kyle Parker: "I've watched him practice and I've watched him play (baseball). He's really good looking. If I was a girl, I'd be very interested in him. He wears those tight pants. When you wear loose stuff, you can't tell the definition of a guy's body. In baseball, everything's tight and you can tell he's very well put together."

TOMMY BOWDEN IS CHECKING YOU OUT

All the links I could find to the original story are toast but I remember that, it really happened.

I mean, I get what he is saying about a dude being stacked but that was a weird quote.
 
2021-04-13 10:30:25 AM  

WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.


Mitch Kramer's all groweds up.
 
2021-04-13 10:42:59 AM  

WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.


Every time I see him he reminds me of either a USA women's soccer player or a women's tennis pro. But for the life of me I can't dig up who.

Maybe I need to check hockey
 
2021-04-13 11:18:28 AM  

BlazeTrailer: WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

Every time I see him he reminds me of either a USA women's soccer player or a women's tennis pro. But for the life of me I can't dig up who.

Maybe I need to check hockey


Martina Navratilova?
 
2021-04-13 11:27:15 AM  

johnny_vegas: BlazeTrailer: WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

Every time I see him he reminds me of either a USA women's soccer player or a women's tennis pro. But for the life of me I can't dig up who.

Maybe I need to check hockey

Martina Navratilova?


Nah. Maybe Meghan Duggan? (wish that gave me more of an AHA! though)

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2021-04-13 11:27:26 AM  

BlazeTrailer: WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

Every time I see him he reminds me of either a USA women's soccer player or a women's tennis pro. But for the life of me I can't dig up who.

Maybe I need to check hockey


Nice stereotyping; all lesbians look like dudes to you?

Thats racist, sexist, mysogynyst, um...something...


/It sucks that on NuFark, I have to explain this before it's even run its course because the permanently offended morons that infest this site now will take it seriously and attack.
//Yes, I'm calling him out for stereotyping whilst stereotyping myself.
///That's the joke.
 
2021-04-13 11:28:17 AM  

Dick Gozinya: BlazeTrailer: WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

Every time I see him he reminds me of either a USA women's soccer player or a women's tennis pro. But for the life of me I can't dig up who.

Maybe I need to check hockey

Nice stereotyping; all lesbians look like dudes to you?

Thats racist, sexist, mysogynyst, um...something...


/It sucks that on NuFark, I have to explain this before it's even run its course because the permanently offended morons that infest this site now will take it seriously and attack.
//Yes, I'm calling him out for stereotyping whilst stereotyping myself.
///That's the joke.


Username checks out.
 
2021-04-13 11:40:14 AM  

FLMountainMan: Dick Gozinya: BlazeTrailer: WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

Every time I see him he reminds me of either a USA women's soccer player or a women's tennis pro. But for the life of me I can't dig up who.

Maybe I need to check hockey

Nice stereotyping; all lesbians look like dudes to you?

Thats racist, sexist, mysogynyst, um...something...


/It sucks that on NuFark, I have to explain this before it's even run its course because the permanently offended morons that infest this site now will take it seriously and attack.
//Yes, I'm calling him out for stereotyping whilst stereotyping myself.
///That's the joke.

Username checks out.


Exactly
 
2021-04-13 11:52:18 AM  
Sideboob in a wedding dress isn't the best look.  She is attractive, though.

Hope they're happy.  Mighty young to be getting married.
 
2021-04-13 11:59:14 AM  

labman: Sideboob in a wedding dress isn't the best look.  She is attractive, though.

Hope they're happy.  Mighty young to be getting married.


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2021-04-13 12:17:27 PM  
Cute couple. Congrats.
 
2021-04-13 12:28:20 PM  
The smell of napalm and jealousy in the morning...I love it.
 
2021-04-13 1:23:08 PM  
McShay and Kiper are updating their scouting reports: "Rocket laser arm, poor decision making under pressure. 3rd rounder at  best."
 
2021-04-13 1:48:23 PM  

Magnus: The smell of napalm and jealousy in the morning...I love it.


Probably a little jealousy but I am more disconcerted with people labeling the woman he dated for 7 years as a gold digger.
 
2021-04-13 1:49:03 PM  
Think they started house shopping in Jacksonville already?

/Could be worse, could have been the Jets if they didn't buttfumble their own tank.
 
2021-04-13 1:58:18 PM  

johnny_vegas: Magnus: The smell of napalm and jealousy in the morning...I love it.

Probably a little jealousy but I am more disconcerted with people labeling the woman he dated for 7 years as a gold digger.


Misogyny is the Incel hangover cure.
 
2021-04-13 1:58:48 PM  

rmyoung87: Think they started house shopping in Jacksonville already?

/Could be worse, could have been the Jets if they didn't buttfumble their own tank.


He's going to play for urban Meyer.  He should be happy, Meyer lets his players get away with murder.
 
2021-04-13 2:09:23 PM  

johnny_vegas: Magnus: The smell of napalm and jealousy in the morning...I love it.

Probably a little jealousy but I am more disconcerted with people labeling the woman he dated for 7 years as a gold digger.


Yeah, it's unreal.  They're lucky to have each other.  He's got a woman that he knows doesn't love him just for money, she's got a man that is about to have an assload of money.
 
2021-04-13 2:22:29 PM  

FLMountainMan: johnny_vegas: Magnus: The smell of napalm and jealousy in the morning...I love it.

Probably a little jealousy but I am more disconcerted with people labeling the woman he dated for 7 years as a gold digger.

Yeah, it's unreal.  They're lucky to have each other.  He's got a woman that he knows doesn't love him just for money, she's got a man that is about to have an assload of money.


This
 
2021-04-13 5:55:23 PM  
They're a cute couple. I wish them the best.
 
2021-04-13 7:29:40 PM  

SafetyThird: They're a cute couple. I wish them the best.


She's definitely cute, though I must be getting old because I had a "should I have a seat over there?" moment.

(though her build doesn't look quite as young)
 
2021-04-13 8:01:04 PM  

BlazeTrailer: johnny_vegas: BlazeTrailer: WoodyHayes: Trevor Lawrence is a weird looking dude.

Every time I see him he reminds me of either a USA women's soccer player or a women's tennis pro. But for the life of me I can't dig up who.

Maybe I need to check hockey

Martina Navratilova?

Nah. Maybe Meghan Duggan? (wish that gave me more of an AHA! though)

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Steffi Graf
 
2021-04-13 8:08:19 PM  

BlazeTrailer: SafetyThird: They're a cute couple. I wish them the best.

She's definitely cute, though I must be getting old because I had a "should I have a seat over there?" moment.

(though her build doesn't look quite as young)


I live in a college town. I have those moments all the time.
 
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