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2021-04-13 5:49:18 AM  
Huh, so that settles it.  Teslas don't just have the build quality of something made by children, they were actually made by children.
 
2021-04-13 5:55:56 AM  
So what should the command do, uncover the built-in portrait of Elon Musk?
 
2021-04-13 6:23:11 AM  
 This is what happens when you let a psychopath run a company with no one telling him no on anything
 
2021-04-13 8:02:55 AM  

lifeslammer: This is what happens when you let a psychopath run a company with no one telling him no on anything


...He hires programmers, and they occasionally put jokes in the programming when they don't think anyone will ever know?  That just sounds like programmers in general.  I'm no fan of Musk, but this seems really mild for a "this is what happens" reaction.  Besides, it's not like he personally ordered the command be put in.  The guy's a whackjob, but much like Steve Jobs before him, he gets way too much credit for what the company as a whole does attributed to him personally.
 
2021-04-13 8:08:43 AM  
Wile E Coyote or Elon Musk?
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2021-04-13 9:13:29 AM  
1. Find harmless Easter egg in voice-activated product.
2. Write pointlessly pedantic article that not only exposes Easter egg, but then criticizes it as a flawed analogy.
3. Profit!
 
2021-04-13 9:14:09 AM  

Last Man on Earth: lifeslammer: This is what happens when you let a psychopath run a company with no one telling him no on anything

...He hires programmers, and they occasionally put jokes in the programming when they don't think anyone will ever know?  That just sounds like programmers in general.  I'm no fan of Musk, but this seems really mild for a "this is what happens" reaction.  Besides, it's not like he personally ordered the command be put in.  The guy's a whackjob, but much like Steve Jobs before him, he gets way too much credit for what the company as a whole does attributed to him personally.


See "Bill Gates," for, like, the last quarter-farking-century.
 
2021-04-13 9:29:59 AM  
This is just a text to speech quirk, the actual command is "open batthole".
 
2021-04-13 9:30:30 AM  
I would do something like this. I drop nonsense in technical specifications all the time. That way, if I don't get a phone call asking WTF, I know the contractor hasn't read the document. Sometimes tiny genitals show up in AutoCAD files from time to time, too. Gotta have fun.

This is pretty funny though. I like it.
 
2021-04-13 9:48:12 AM  
 
2021-04-13 9:51:37 AM  
This anal fetish stuff has gone too far.
 
2021-04-13 10:01:31 AM  
Hey, I just saw a L&O:SVU rerun last week where this was a plot point...

(Seriously, a woman was drugging rich, powerful, talented men and using an electric prod to collect semen samples)
 
2021-04-13 11:08:43 AM  
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2021-04-13 11:54:19 AM  
Need a touchup for your Tesla butthole?
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2021-04-13 11:56:39 AM  

Boojum2k: Need a touchup for your Tesla butthole?
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At the Taint Store?
 
2021-04-13 11:57:07 AM  
One of these days, some Tesla programmer is going to add something for shiats and giggles that inadvertantly causes some catastrophe. If you want to do this sort of thing as programmer, go make video games. If you're writing software for vehicles, medical or industrial equipment, you do what's in the requirements so that it can be included in reviews and testing.
 
2021-04-13 12:43:43 PM  
FormlessOne:
2. Write pointlessly pedantic article that not only exposes Easter egg, but then criticizes it as a flawed analogy.
 
2021-04-13 1:16:37 PM  
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2021-04-13 2:50:06 PM  

slantsix: I would do something like this. I drop nonsense in technical specifications all the time. That way, if I don't get a phone call asking WTF, I know the contractor hasn't read the document. Sometimes tiny genitals show up in AutoCAD files from time to time, too. Gotta have fun.

This is pretty funny though. I like it.


Today I had to make "that overlay" that tells visitors they need to accept cookies if they want to watch an embedded YouTube video. I went with <div class="hungry-for-cookies">...</div>.
 
2021-04-13 3:00:12 PM  
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2021-04-13 5:39:12 PM  

Promo Sapien: FormlessOne:
2. Write pointlessly pedantic article that not only exposes Easter egg, but then criticizes it as a flawed analogy.


"...some folks, y'just cain't reach."
 
2021-04-13 8:38:17 PM  
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2021-04-14 1:14:14 AM  

lifeslammer: This is what happens when you let a psychopath run a company with no one telling him no on anything


TBF, if I were programming a siri type voice command system, there's gonna  definitely be something tied to the word butthole.  It's practically mandatory
 
2021-04-14 2:42:50 AM  
Some time back I interviewed with a company that is working on self-driving cars and is NOT Tesla. The lead engineer was an officer in the Airborne. One of the things he took away from that job was accountability. 'Chute packers would periodically take one of the parachutes they'd packed and jump with it. Kept them sharp. At his current job when code is merged it's downloaded to a car. The programmer who wrote it gets into the passenger seat, and the car takes itself for a spin. Betting nobody skips unit tests or hand-waves exception handling.
 
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