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2021-04-12 10:05:00 PM  
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2021-04-12 11:04:07 PM  
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2021-04-12 11:12:32 PM  
'Cause Jerry doesn't know
Jerry doesn't know
Jerry doesn't know
Jerry doesn't know
So don't tell Jerry
Jerry doesn't know
Don't tell Jerry


Narrator: Jerry knew
 
2021-04-13 2:21:54 AM  
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2021-04-13 2:33:24 AM  
Jerry has a mental issue.

Brother of man who assaulted PCSO deputies says incident agitated man's mental condition | KATV

Doesn't make police look any better when you compare this with the treatment of melanin enhanced individuals.
 
2021-04-13 3:14:17 AM  
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2021-04-13 6:41:58 AM  
"Jerry Don't DO IT!"

Narrator: Jerry did it.
 
2021-04-13 7:33:27 AM  
After seeing how cops treat the public, I don't even care.

F'em.
 
2021-04-13 7:35:45 AM  
Ah yes.  Just what I need to wake up in the morning.  A cup of strong coffee and a video of plumber butt.
 
2021-04-13 7:38:21 AM  
The blinding power of white man ass has a curiously hypnotic affect on cops. It makes them momentarily forget that they have guns.
 
2021-04-13 7:39:40 AM  
I'm guessing the video Grapher is Jerry's friend but he just left her behind.

But I guess he's used to leaving behinds flapping in the wind
 
2021-04-13 7:41:51 AM  
Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
Youtube LBQ2305fLeA
 
2021-04-13 7:42:17 AM  
And Jerry didn't even pull up his pants before he got in the police car. That driver's seat is ruined forever
 
2021-04-13 7:42:23 AM  
does it also speak to how community policing, where the police actually know people in the community, react differently to people.  Treating them, like, people?

The cops weren't shouting "Duante, don't do it" why? they had no clue who he was.  He wasn't a person, he was a criminal at the start.

Whereas Jerry here is a person we all know and sympathize with hence we don't shoot him outright.

/and he was white
 
2021-04-13 7:42:23 AM  

Brosephus: Jerry has a mental issue.

Brother of man who assaulted PCSO deputies says incident agitated man's mental condition | KATV

Doesn't make police look any better when you compare this with the treatment of melanin enhanced individuals.



Funny how fast the mental health issue comes out now for these incidents, for a certain class.
 
2021-04-13 7:42:41 AM  
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2021-04-13 7:44:18 AM  
Pretty farked up that cops not shooting someone is worse press than if they had.

/what a strange country
 
2021-04-13 7:46:15 AM  
Police aren't equipped to handle being blinded by that level of bleached plumber crack backside. They're used to less reflective skin tones which doesn't cause them to be so blinded where they can't shoot the suspect stealing their police vehicle.
 
2021-04-13 7:47:10 AM  
Don't fark with Jerry the Plumber.
 
2021-04-13 7:48:05 AM  
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2021-04-13 7:48:16 AM  
If the female officer had just taken the opportunity to apply a solid kancho, the incident would have ended peacefully and immediately
 
2021-04-13 7:48:17 AM  
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2021-04-13 7:49:07 AM  
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2021-04-13 7:52:41 AM  
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2021-04-13 7:54:15 AM  
cheeky fellow
 
2021-04-13 7:55:53 AM  
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2021-04-13 7:56:01 AM  

Kelwen: If the female officer had just taken the opportunity to apply a solid kancho, the incident would have ended peacefully and immediately


Naruto - One Thousand Years of Death - English Dub
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2021-04-13 8:01:28 AM  

Kelwen: If the female officer had just taken the opportunity to apply a solid kancho, the incident would have ended peacefully and immediately


She should have used her feminine charms on him.  After all, he already had his pants mostly off.
 
2021-04-13 8:06:47 AM  

Kelwen: If the female officer had just taken the opportunity to apply a solid kancho, the incident would have ended peacefully and immediately


That woman was out of her depth. It is clearly visible in her body language. When you have to restrain a person, one must fully commit
 
2021-04-13 8:12:15 AM  

Brosephus: Jerry has a mental issue.

Brother of man who assaulted PCSO deputies says incident agitated man's mental condition | KATV

Doesn't make police look any better when you compare this with the treatment of melanin enhanced individuals.


Yeah, it's not the restraint police are capable of when dealing with white people that's the problem.  It's that they're incapable of showing any restraint with non white people.
 
2021-04-13 8:12:48 AM  

frankb00th: Kelwen: If the female officer had just taken the opportunity to apply a solid kancho, the incident would have ended peacefully and immediately

That woman was out of her depth. It is clearly visible in her body language. When you have to restrain a person, one must fully commit


Take the keys you d f's.  DNRTFA, if he was stopped for an expired registration why didn't he just get a ticket? He shouldn't have been removed from the car. OTOH, maybe we should shoot everyone, no discrimination and crime would go down.
 
2021-04-13 8:14:07 AM  
The cop did have his gun out at the end of the scuffle so he was probably ready to shoot.  Also, you can easily find stories like this with other races involved.  But yea, let's make it all about race and compare two separate incidents as if they are both 100% accurate representations of all police interactions....
 
2021-04-13 8:31:19 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:


No, farkbot, this is the original tweet:

https://twitter.com/TalbertSwan/statu​s​/1272299068342108165

I don't know why subby posted a second-level retweet.
 
2021-04-13 8:33:26 AM  
I learned from a cop that In their training, video after video of deadly encounters with black people are shown to trainees with the smug tag line "it's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6. From the real world evidence of arrests of actual mass murdering white men it appears that only whites are represented in any of their de-escalation training videos.
 
2021-04-13 8:33:27 AM  

Steakzilla: The cop did have his gun out at the end of the scuffle so he was probably ready to shoot.  Also, you can easily find stories like this with other races involved.  But yea, let's make it all about race and compare two separate incidents as if they are both 100% accurate representations of all police interactions....


So you're saying the white guy might have gotten hurt which is totally comparable to a black guy getting murdered

Even a cop could have made a better argument
 
2021-04-13 8:39:19 AM  
I think we all know a Jerry.
 
2021-04-13 8:43:20 AM  

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Oh damn...
 
2021-04-13 8:44:06 AM  
Yowza, that is way too much blinding arse crack for this early in the a.m.
 
2021-04-13 8:50:15 AM  

Brosephus: Jerry has a mental issue.

Brother of man who assaulted PCSO deputies says incident agitated man's mental condition | KATV

Doesn't make police look any better when you compare this with the treatment of melanin enhanced individuals.


FTA:
"York... would feel bad involuntarily having his brother committed to a mental hospital."

And how are you going to feel when your unmedicated paranoid schizophrenic brother kills a family while fleeing from the cops in a stolen police cruiser?  GTFO with that crap.  Your brother clearly needs psychiatric help and is a danger to himself and others.
 
2021-04-13 8:51:02 AM  
Hey, look!  In a country of 300 million people I can find one white person who got away and I'll use it as a blanket statement about white people.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/5​8​5152/people-shot-to-death-by-us-police​-by-race/
 
2021-04-13 9:04:34 AM  

kukukupo: Hey, look!  In a country of 300 million people I can find one white person who got away and I'll use it as a blanket statement about white people.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/58​5152/people-shot-to-death-by-us-police​-by-race/


https://www.statista.com/statistics/1​1​23070/police-shootings-rate-ethnicity-​us/
 
2021-04-13 9:27:14 AM  

Kelwen: If the female officer had just taken the opportunity to apply a solid kancho, the incident would have ended peacefully and immediately


I am kind of upset that I know what a kancho is.
 
2021-04-13 9:28:13 AM  

kukukupo: Hey, look!  In a country of 300 million people I can find one white person who got away and I'll use it as a blanket statement about white people.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/58​5152/people-shot-to-death-by-us-police​-by-race/


oh goodness a total farknut has spoken!

WHY are the black people whining!?!!1?!

White people are killed by police Too!!!1!1!!1
 
2021-04-13 9:31:54 AM  
I suppose if they got the call knowing he was "mentally ill" they probably didn't feel free to shoot him, but I sure as shiat would have tasered the guy!
 
2021-04-13 9:34:41 AM  

Brosephus: Jerry has a mental issue.

Brother of man who assaulted PCSO deputies says incident agitated man's mental condition | KATV

Doesn't make police look any better when you compare this with the treatment of melanin enhanced individuals.


Like this guy who was on the ground not doing anything.
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Meanwhile white guy who just shot some people can walk right up to the cops and they'll give him a bottle of water.
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2021-04-13 9:37:31 AM  

Hyjamon: does it also speak to how community policing, where the police actually know people in the community, react differently to people.  Treating them, like, people?

The cops weren't shouting "Duante, don't do it" why? they had no clue who he was.  He wasn't a person, he was a criminal at the start.

Whereas Jerry here is a person we all know and sympathize with hence we don't shoot him outright.

/and he was white


And some police unions have been against community policing, often fighting against it when it's suggested.  They prefer to teach their members that it's always "us" against "them", them being anyone who's not a cop.
 
2021-04-13 9:43:02 AM  
A better video:
Watch: Suspect Drives Away in Patrol Car after Attacking Deputies
Youtube u6wp56LNzIE
 
2021-04-13 9:47:27 AM  

frankb00th: Kelwen: If the female officer had just taken the opportunity to apply a solid kancho, the incident would have ended peacefully and immediately

That woman was out of her depth. It is clearly visible in her body language. When you have to restrain a person, one must fully commit


She did check the much longer video i linked
 
2021-04-13 9:47:52 AM  

Latinwolf: Hyjamon: does it also speak to how community policing, where the police actually know people in the community, react differently to people.  Treating them, like, people?

The cops weren't shouting "Duante, don't do it" why? they had no clue who he was.  He wasn't a person, he was a criminal at the start.

Whereas Jerry here is a person we all know and sympathize with hence we don't shoot him outright.

/and he was white

And some police unions have been against community policing, often fighting against it when it's suggested.  They prefer to teach their members that it's always "us" against "them", them being anyone who's not a cop.


This is my opposition to the "thin blue line" flag. They become an independent army, not a member of the public. And as Adama is often quoted, "There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."
 
2021-04-13 9:52:30 AM  

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This might be my favorite obscure reference I've seen in 17 Farking years. You get a smunny and a fave.

/lifetime Twins fan, so quite biased
 
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