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2021-04-12 9:36:11 PM  
Is that...is that supposed to say "biatch"?
 
2021-04-12 10:30:53 PM  

cretinbob: Is that...is that supposed to say "biatch"?


That's why I always spell-check my treason notes. I don't want to look like a dumbas.
 
2021-04-12 10:40:40 PM  
Meanwhile....
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2021-04-12 10:55:09 PM  

foo monkey: cretinbob: Is that...is that supposed to say "biatch"?

That's why I always spell-check my treason notes. I don't want to look like a dumbas.


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Supposedly it says "You biatch."  Yeah, I'm not seeing it either.
 
2021-04-12 11:12:47 PM  
SIGNED, BLATD.
 
2021-04-12 11:14:32 PM  

Wadded Beef: SIGNED, BLATD.


Look... I know I'm bad with typos.

But I was not at the capital that day.
 
2021-04-12 11:15:07 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: foo monkey: cretinbob: Is that...is that supposed to say "biatch"?

That's why I always spell-check my treason notes. I don't want to look like a dumbas.

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Supposedly it says "You biatch."  Yeah, I'm not seeing it either.


Yeah, um... Bio+td?

Take that, Bio+d!
 
2021-04-12 11:15:26 PM  
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2021-04-12 11:15:51 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: foo monkey: cretinbob: Is that...is that supposed to say "biatch"?

That's why I always spell-check my treason notes. I don't want to look like a dumbas.

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Supposedly it says "You biatch."  Yeah, I'm not seeing it either.


My name is Bigo and I like to get bloto.
 
2021-04-12 11:16:02 PM  

blastoh: Meanwhile....
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He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.
 
2021-04-12 11:16:25 PM  

Public Call Box: [Fark user image image 425x316]


Descent is the highest form of patriotic
 
2021-04-12 11:17:02 PM  
I don't see you, but I definitely see Biatch, fark-style. so he's lazy on his h.
 
2021-04-12 11:18:09 PM  

Three Crooked Squirrels: foo monkey: cretinbob: Is that...is that supposed to say "biatch"?

That's why I always spell-check my treason notes. I don't want to look like a dumbas.

[am21.mediaite.com image 480x644]

Supposedly it says "You biatch."  Yeah, I'm not seeing it either.


I think it does say "biatch", but there's definitely no "you" or biatch without the a. That's pretty sloppy reporting to misquote a note directly above a picture of said note.
 
2021-04-12 11:19:52 PM  

fredmcmurray: I don't see you, but I definitely see Biatch, fark-style. so he's lazy on his h.


yep, just a scratch out and up
 
2021-04-12 11:20:30 PM  
Ah, so he's dumb, racist AND pants on head special.
 
2021-04-12 11:20:52 PM  
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That clearly says "to blave" which, as we all know, means he was bluffing. Case dismissed!
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2021-04-12 11:23:26 PM  
I'll grade his Russian on a curve.
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2021-04-12 11:23:51 PM  

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2021-04-12 11:25:11 PM  

Wadded Beef: SIGNED, BLATD.


Biotol
 
2021-04-12 11:33:19 PM  
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I also wonder who wrote "Hoyer - Clyburn" at the top. A quick google search of Pelosi's handwriting shows she normally writes in cursive. It was probably just an aide that was taking notes. But I am curious anyways.
 
2021-04-12 11:33:21 PM  
Bigo The Crapathian
 
2021-04-12 11:33:23 PM  

omg bbq: blastoh: Meanwhile....
[Fark user image image 425x438]
[Fark user image image 425x333]

He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.


My question is, what would "pulling the coup off" have looked like?

Governments aren't run like capture the farking flag.  Even if they'd have burned the EC ballots and hung Pence..... Then what?
 
2021-04-12 11:34:43 PM  
it's definitely biatch, what's his fark handle?
 
2021-04-12 11:35:03 PM  
I can see the history books now..
Patriots storm Capitol, kill a cop, save the constitution and country with a stun gun and a letter that looks like it was written by a 6 year old.
 
2021-04-12 11:38:21 PM  
What does the face look like as an Insurrectionist before you write a post-it note using (1) a simple formal name, (2) one's own nickname, (3) a common reference for females in one's orbit and (4) three other words comprised of ten letters?

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2021-04-12 11:42:56 PM  
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2021-04-12 11:43:36 PM  

blastoh: omg bbq: blastoh: Meanwhile....
[Fark user image image 425x438]
[Fark user image image 425x333]

He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.

My question is, what would "pulling the coup off" have looked like?

Governments aren't run like capture the farking flag.  Even if they'd have burned the EC ballots and hung Pence..... Then what?


Freedom!!!
 
2021-04-12 11:43:36 PM  

blastoh: omg bbq: blastoh: Meanwhile....
[Fark user image image 425x438]
[Fark user image image 425x333]

He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.

My question is, what would "pulling the coup off" have looked like?

Governments aren't run like capture the farking flag.  Even if they'd have burned the EC ballots and hung Pence..... Then what?


Let's say the average coup plotter thought they were going to run in there and fight staffers and congresspeople as if they were in an action movie. And get the girl (Donald Trump) in the end. Does that make it better?
 
2021-04-12 11:43:38 PM  

blastoh: omg bbq: blastoh: Meanwhile....
[Fark user image image 425x438]
[Fark user image image 425x333]

He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.

My question is, what would "pulling the coup off" have looked like?

Governments aren't run like capture the farking flag.  Even if they'd have burned the EC ballots and hung Pence..... Then what?


These are the sorts of people who think that capturing a building means they're now running the place. They would have called up the chairman of the joint chiefs and ordered him to declare martial law pending the swearing in of Donald Trump for his second term.

/Yess I'm serious. What else would they have done?
 
2021-04-12 11:46:03 PM  

blastoh: omg bbq: blastoh: Meanwhile....
[Fark user image image 425x438]
[Fark user image image 425x333]

He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.

My question is, what would "pulling the coup off" have looked like?

Governments aren't run like capture the farking flag.  Even if they'd have burned the EC ballots and hung Pence..... Then what?


When Trump sends his people, he's not sending his best. He's sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.
 
2021-04-12 11:47:14 PM  

dsmith42: blastoh: omg bbq: blastoh: Meanwhile....
[Fark user image image 425x438]
[Fark user image image 425x333]

He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.

My question is, what would "pulling the coup off" have looked like?

Governments aren't run like capture the farking flag.  Even if they'd have burned the EC ballots and hung Pence..... Then what?

When Trump sends his people, he's not sending his best. He's sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.


Why would you assume that some are good people? I sure wouldn't.
 
2021-04-12 11:53:51 PM  
yah Biotol to you too asshole!

Trumpers,they're all brain damage.
 
2021-04-12 11:55:35 PM  

cretinbob: Is that...is that supposed to say "biatch"?


And, he has a gub.
 
2021-04-12 11:56:35 PM  
TFA doesn't even quote the note correctly.
 
2021-04-12 11:56:42 PM  

Russ1642: blastoh: omg bbq: blastoh: Meanwhile....
[Fark user image image 425x438]
[Fark user image image 425x333]

He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.

My question is, what would "pulling the coup off" have looked like?

Governments aren't run like capture the farking flag.  Even if they'd have burned the EC ballots and hung Pence..... Then what?

These are the sorts of people who think that capturing a building means they're now running the place. They would have called up the chairman of the joint chiefs and ordered him to declare martial law pending the swearing in of Donald Trump for his second term.

/Yess I'm serious. What else would they have done?


Or be fair to them, the last time any of them pulled that shiat it was the Bundys at the Mehlir National Wildlife refuge and it was basically true considering they all got off scot-free with the exception of the dead one.
 
2021-04-12 11:59:24 PM  

blastoh: omg bbq: blastoh: Meanwhile....
[Fark user image image 425x438]
[Fark user image image 425x333]

He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.

My question is, what would "pulling the coup off" have looked like?

Governments aren't run like capture the farking flag.  Even if they'd have burned the EC ballots and hung Pence..... Then what?


Only they really know.

These are not very smart people and I'm sure they will try to use that as an argument.
"Your honor I consider boogers and lead paint to be a critical part of a healthy diet. QAnon told me magic would happen.
 
2021-04-13 12:04:10 AM  

omg bbq: blastoh: omg bbq: blastoh: Meanwhile....
[Fark user image image 425x438]
[Fark user image image 425x333]

He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.

My question is, what would "pulling the coup off" have looked like?

Governments aren't run like capture the farking flag.  Even if they'd have burned the EC ballots and hung Pence..... Then what?

Only they really know.

These are not very smart people and I'm sure they will try to use that as an argument.
"Your honor I consider boogers and lead paint to be a critical part of a healthy diet. QAnon told me magic would happen.


The constitutional amendments they'd have written would have been gold.

/GOLD Jerry!
 
2021-04-13 12:07:55 AM  
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2021-04-13 12:11:03 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image 482x251]


That can't be real
 
2021-04-13 12:17:50 AM  

ongbok: nakmuay: [Fark user image 482x251]

That can't be real


Yeah, it's apparently from 2014. Here's the original.

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2021-04-13 12:20:50 AM  

ghostfacekillahrabbit: Three Crooked Squirrels: foo monkey: cretinbob: Is that...is that supposed to say "biatch"?

That's why I always spell-check my treason notes. I don't want to look like a dumbas.

[am21.mediaite.com image 480x644]

Supposedly it says "You biatch."  Yeah, I'm not seeing it either.

I think it does say "biatch", but there's definitely no "you" or biatch without the a. That's pretty sloppy reporting to misquote a note directly above a picture of said note.


At this point I don't think anyone will be surprised that this is my problem with this article.

"'Nancy, Bigo was here, you biatch.' Those are the words of the defendant (using his preferred nickname)

farking no it wasn't.  You could have used "apparently" which would be a lie or "our editors have attempted to guess", or even  "Hey Nancy Bigo was here [unclear]" without the punctuation because he used none or:

"Hey Nancy
Bigo
was
here
Blatd [sic]"

There was NO punctuation, is the most egregious point here.  I would have accepted: "Nancy, Bigo was here, you biatch.' Those are the words the defendant claimed he attempted to write, although he left out an entire word, spelt another word incorrectly, and used whitespace for punctuation like many inferior programming languages do"
 
2021-04-13 12:22:23 AM  
Well. The card says, "Moops."
 
2021-04-13 12:22:58 AM  

recondite cetacean: and used whitespace for punctuation like many inferior programming languages do"


You.  I like you.
 
2021-04-13 12:25:59 AM  

blastoh: omg bbq: blastoh: Meanwhile....
[Fark user image image 425x438]
[Fark user image image 425x333]

He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.

My question is, what would "pulling the coup off" have looked like?

Governments aren't run like capture the farking flag.  Even if they'd have burned the EC ballots and hung Pence..... Then what?


Trump thought he had the SC Judges. He didn't and it wouldn't have been enough without military support. He must have thought he had that too. I'd look through top Pentagon people 'cause someone must've told him he had support if he pulled this off.
 
2021-04-13 12:35:22 AM  

JudgeSmails: yah Biotol to you too asshole!

Trumpers,they're all brain damage.


So I googled "biotol" cos bored and the first hit was a company that makes hand sanitizer.

Pretty sure that's not what he was going for there.
 
2021-04-13 1:03:03 AM  
Bigo? Anyone with the nickname Bigo is a clear and present danger to any normal society.
 
2021-04-13 1:10:55 AM  

dsmith42: blastoh: omg bbq: blastoh: Meanwhile....
[Fark user image image 425x438]
[Fark user image image 425x333]

He's farked.

I'm still at a loss to comprehend why someone would do this but only at half measures. If you pull the coup off you're a hero. If you falter and they regain the initiative you're forever a goat. Don't be the goat.
I can only guess they were assuming the police would help them or let them past. Fat chance.

My question is, what would "pulling the coup off" have looked like?

Governments aren't run like capture the farking flag.  Even if they'd have burned the EC ballots and hung Pence..... Then what?

When Trump sends his people, he's not sending his best. He's sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people.


Actually, he is sending his best.  His best is horrible and stupid.
 
2021-04-13 1:16:19 AM  

recondite cetacean: There was NO punctuation, is the most egregious point here. I would have accepted: "Nancy, Bigo was here, you biatch.' Those are the words the defendant claimed he attempted to write, although he left out an entire word, spelt another word incorrectly, and used whitespace for punctuation like many inferior programming languages do"


What is spelt?
Spelt is an ancient grain widely recognized for its many health benefits. Triticum spelta, the scientific name for spelt, is a hardier and more nutritious cousin to modern wheat (Triticum aestivum). Some taxonomists classify spelt as a parent of wheat.
 
2021-04-13 1:26:18 AM  

KodosZardoz: Bigo? Anyone with the nickname Bigo is a clear and present danger to any normal society.


The "t" at the end is silent? Maybe he's French...
 
2021-04-13 1:27:18 AM  

recondite cetacean: ghostfacekillahrabbit: Three Crooked Squirrels: foo monkey: cretinbob: Is that...is that supposed to say "biatch"?

That's why I always spell-check my treason notes. I don't want to look like a dumbas.

[am21.mediaite.com image 480x644]

Supposedly it says "You biatch."  Yeah, I'm not seeing it either.

I think it does say "biatch", but there's definitely no "you" or biatch without the a. That's pretty sloppy reporting to misquote a note directly above a picture of said note.

At this point I don't think anyone will be surprised that this is my problem with this article.

"'Nancy, Bigo was here, you biatch.' Those are the words of the defendant (using his preferred nickname)

farking no it wasn't.  You could have used "apparently" which would be a lie or "our editors have attempted to guess", or even  "Hey Nancy Bigo was here [unclear]" without the punctuation because he used none or:

"Hey Nancy
Bigo
was
here
Blatd [sic]"

There was NO punctuation, is the most egregious point here.  I would have accepted: "Nancy, Bigo was here, you biatch.' Those are the words the defendant claimed he attempted to write, although he left out an entire word, spelt another word incorrectly, and used whitespace for punctuation like many inferior programming languages do"


He released an audiobook version if anyone is confused by his common clay handwriting.

https://twitter.com/allmattnyt/status​/​1346962889115103232?s=21
 
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