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(Twitter)   So how's that whole boycotting coke thing going? Oh my   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-04-12 6:13:06 PM  
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2021-04-12 8:53:26 PM  
So apparently you can preorder UFC fights over TikTok. Learned something new today.
 
2021-04-12 9:12:48 PM  
He's pain fully unfunny and clearly has a drug problem, but can we talk about how his veneers make his teeth too big for his mouth?
 
2021-04-12 9:41:47 PM  
I didn't recognize him from the still.

Get some help man.
 
2021-04-12 10:02:51 PM  
This would be tragic if..... wait, not sure if tragic.
 
2021-04-12 10:20:44 PM  
When he ODs, do we get to search his laptop?  Please?
 
2021-04-12 10:22:57 PM  
Someone's been smoking, dope.
 
2021-04-12 11:00:55 PM  
Ok, who told him he's a cool kid as a joke? They need to fix that.
 
2021-04-12 11:04:52 PM  
I guess that Don Jr isn't the only one on coke. That idiot, what's-his-face, is going to fight a pro?
 
2021-04-12 11:06:55 PM  
Meanwhile, Biden's getting mocked for being too conventional.
 
2021-04-12 11:10:27 PM  

foo monkey: When he ODs, do we get to search his laptop?  Please?


Do you REALLY want to see super high Rita Repulsa nude? Also, she's 9 years older than Jr....Dammit...ok fine...she looks ok, for a 52 year old. She's not Sophia Loren, but nobody is beside Sophia.
 
2021-04-12 11:16:57 PM  

iheartscotch: foo monkey: When he ODs, do we get to search his laptop?  Please?

Do you REALLY want to see super high Rita Repulsa nude? Also, she's 9 years older than Jr....Dammit...ok fine...she looks ok, for a 52 year old. She's not Sophia Loren, but nobody is beside Sophia.


You ever look at the undercarriage of a polished up classic car to find rust has eaten nearly all of the frame out?
 
2021-04-12 11:19:50 PM  

edmo: I didn't recognize him from the still.

Get some help man.


No ......let him go, we've paid a lot to see the final episode.
 
2021-04-13 12:05:11 AM  

iheartscotch: foo monkey: When he ODs, do we get to search his laptop?  Please?

Do you REALLY want to see super high Rita Repulsa nude? Also, she's 9 years older than Jr....Dammit...ok fine...she looks ok, for a 52 year old. She's not Sophia Loren, but nobody is beside Sophia.


Don't judge me.
 
2021-04-13 12:50:43 AM  
He looks like a fry cook pulling a double.  What's with the greasy skin, red squinty eyes and verbal effluvia?
 
2021-04-13 1:57:03 AM  
JFC Republicans.

Get some dignity.
 
2021-04-13 1:57:59 AM  
Ewww I got influencer on my fingaaaaaar.
 
2021-04-13 1:58:28 AM  

Sub Human: He looks like a fry cook pulling a double.  What's with the greasy skin, red squinty eyes and verbal effluvia?


Ever seen someone after a few days smoking meth?  You have now.
 
2021-04-13 1:58:50 AM  

iheartscotch: foo monkey: When he ODs, do we get to search his laptop?  Please?

Do you REALLY want to see super high Rita Repulsa nude? Also, she's 9 years older than Jr....Dammit...ok fine...she looks ok, for a 52 year old. She's not Sophia Loren, but nobody is beside Sophia.


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2021-04-13 2:01:06 AM  
Does coke make you squint like that? He looks like he's definitely on something.
 
2021-04-13 2:07:46 AM  
That tweeker is on speed.
He's experiencing "excited delirium" and he's 10 times stronger than a regular human in that emotional state. If a deadly force incident happened, I'm willing to believe based on prior video evidence of Don Jr. that the officer feared for their life. Due to these recurring videos, he's probably dealing out of Mar-a-lago. He's a habitual user and he doesn't have a prescription.
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2021-04-13 2:09:22 AM  
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2021-04-13 2:09:22 AM  
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2021-04-13 2:13:36 AM  

iheartscotch: foo monkey: When he ODs, do we get to search his laptop?  Please?

Do you REALLY want to see super high Rita Repulsa nude?


Yes.

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2021-04-13 2:16:06 AM  
That guy is definitely not boycotting coke...

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... but he definitely should start.
 
2021-04-13 2:16:48 AM  
This is just like the time Donny J was excited about a trip to Columbia and then disappointed that it wasn't an all-you-can-snort buffet and actually a university in New York
 
2021-04-13 2:18:15 AM  
Pretty sure he's just super jelly about Hunter Biden
 
2021-04-13 2:18:52 AM  
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"MY DAD STILL DOESN'T LOVE ME! I NEED MORE ATTENTION!"
 
2021-04-13 2:20:45 AM  
The UFC 15 years ago? Yes.
 
2021-04-13 2:22:25 AM  

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*raises hand*  yes, me too.
 
2021-04-13 2:27:25 AM  
He said pallet of cocaine. Not boycott.
 
2021-04-13 2:40:16 AM  

jook: This is just like the time Donny J was excited about a trip to Columbia and then disappointed that it wasn't an all-you-can-snort buffet and actually a university in New York


You joke about it now, but just wait until he's found one day, unresponsive. You'll seriously look back at your previous comments and realize that you probably should have made fun of him more while you still had the chance.
 
2021-04-13 2:42:45 AM  

chrismurphy: He said pallet of cocaine. Not boycott.


He said "boy, I'd suck cock for some coke", not boycott Coke.
 
2021-04-13 2:44:05 AM  

gas giant: chrismurphy: He said pallet of cocaine. Not boycott.

He said "boy, I'd suck cock for some coke", not boycott Coke.


He clearly said "boy cuck"
 
2021-04-13 2:59:06 AM  
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2021-04-13 3:00:46 AM  

red230: Does coke make you squint like that? He looks like he's definitely on something.


I think he's moved on to speedballs.  he'll be dead in a decade.
 
2021-04-13 3:01:38 AM  

Yeast No 7: JFC Republicans.

Get some dignity.


That's the party they fought for. That's who republicans deeply want to be. This is their true face.
 
2021-04-13 3:02:50 AM  
Someone really needs to help this guy.

I detest him, but it's sad to watch him. He is flailing about like this in front of a national audience, but nobody is intervening.

It's disgusting. Somebody farking help this guy.
 
2021-04-13 3:02:59 AM  
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2021-04-13 3:03:50 AM  

arrogantbastich: iheartscotch: foo monkey: When he ODs, do we get to search his laptop?  Please?

Do you REALLY want to see super high Rita Repulsa nude? Also, she's 9 years older than Jr....Dammit...ok fine...she looks ok, for a 52 year old. She's not Sophia Loren, but nobody is beside Sophia.

You ever look at the undercarriage of a polished up classic car to find rust has eaten nearly all of the frame out?


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2021-04-13 3:09:15 AM  

iheartscotch: foo monkey: When he ODs, do we get to search his laptop?  Please?

Do you REALLY want to see super high Rita Repulsa nude? Also, she's 9 years older than Jr....Dammit...ok fine...she looks ok, for a 52 year old. She's not Sophia Loren, but nobody is beside Sophia.


Halle Berry is 54 and looks like this:

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2021-04-13 3:10:09 AM  
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2021-04-13 3:14:57 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: iheartscotch: foo monkey: When he ODs, do we get to search his laptop?  Please?

Do you REALLY want to see super high Rita Repulsa nude? Also, she's 9 years older than Jr....Dammit...ok fine...she looks ok, for a 52 year old. She's not Sophia Loren, but nobody is beside Sophia.

Halle Berry is 54 and looks like this:

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I would drag my balls across three miles of broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie-talkie.

Full stop.
 
2021-04-13 3:17:17 AM  
It didn't even register that that was Don Jr until I read this thread. He just looked like some random frat boy gone to seed. Is he filming himself at an abandoned Motel 6?
 
2021-04-13 3:19:10 AM  
That dude is a so farking high the weed in my pipe was like...."DAAAAAMMMNNNN".
 
2021-04-13 3:21:24 AM  

red230: Does coke make you squint like that? He looks like he's definitely on something.


Could be a number of drugs.

Any of the ones that cause pupil dilation will cause people to squint.

The most well known are pot and coke.

I might guess this is coke, but he is not aggressive enough to be a coke head.

I am guessing he probably does lines of ritalin or some other form of pill like speed, probably snorts it, acts like it is cocaine because if they are always shallow carbon copies of what they claim.
 
2021-04-13 3:25:14 AM  

Ragin' Asian: It didn't even register that that was Don Jr until I read this thread. He just looked like some random frat boy gone to seed. Is he filming himself at an abandoned Motel 6?


Squinting like that he reminded me of that dude that just smoked pot for the first time and leaned in too close and said "Hey now that I think about it, what if aliens are real?"

And you just smile back, take another hit and get ready for the most rambling incoherent but enjoyable night as they keep squinting at your going, wait if aliens exist, how do we know we aren't in a simulation.

Then you grin, take a hit, and say something like "The Truman Show" was just to brainwash all to think it was ridiculous and we might be living in domes, then take another hit and watch as the new stoner keeps delving deeper and depper into the whatifs of life.

That is what he looks like there. The newbie that tried to keep up with the stoners and just had their 3 gravity bong rip and just realized they have skin.

I might be stoned while I write this.
 
2021-04-13 3:31:54 AM  
He's talking like his teeth are numb.
 
2021-04-13 3:41:05 AM  
Is this family yet vomiting what they think?
 
2021-04-13 3:41:45 AM  
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