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(MSN)   Back in my day when we were bored teenagers we'd go cow tipping, not burning down a house   (msn.com) divider line
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2021-04-12 10:35:48 PM  
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2021-04-12 11:42:23 PM  
Cow-tipping is a good way to get shot.
 
2021-04-12 11:56:40 PM  
Fire has always been a thing subs.
 
2021-04-13 12:08:45 AM  
Those sick bastards.
 
2021-04-13 12:08:55 AM  
Cow tipping:The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.Cows don't sleep standing up. Cow-tipping is a myth.
 
2021-04-13 12:09:53 AM  

ZMugg: Cow tipping:The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.

This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.

Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.

Cows don't sleep standing up. Cow-tipping is a myth.


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2021-04-13 12:10:09 AM  
I'm confused about cow tipping. Society says it should be 20%, but that just makes the cow pissed off.
 
2021-04-13 12:10:14 AM  
And the right wing conservaturds are going to call them Antifa in 3 ... 2...
 
2021-04-13 12:17:12 AM  
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2021-04-13 12:20:04 AM  
The best tip for cows is to never ever get between the mother and her calf.
 
2021-04-13 12:21:10 AM  
So teenagers are now more ethical and less cruel than they used to be?
 
2021-04-13 12:26:21 AM  
Cow tipping = fat waitress.
 
2021-04-13 12:27:47 AM  
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2021-04-13 12:59:22 AM  
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2021-04-13 1:09:19 AM  

ComaToast: I'm confused about cow tipping. Society says it should be 20%, but that just makes the cow pissed off.


Next time your cow-waitress asks if you want milk in your coffee, try just saying "yes" instead of putting the cup under her and leering.
 
2021-04-13 1:57:43 AM  
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2021-04-13 2:19:33 AM  

Drearyx: Fire has always been a thing subs.


Yep.  When I was 13-14 me and my friends liked playing with fire.  The main difference is we were smart enough not to snitch on ourselves.

/ man am I ever glad that social media didn't exist when I was in high school
 
2021-04-13 2:36:09 AM  

FarkingChas: The best tip for cows is to never ever get between the mother and her calf.


Or a bull and his biatches. My wife and got tree'd by a pissed of bull that didn't take kindly to us sitting in his field drinking margaritas and enjoying the wild flowers. farker even came over to our pitcher, snorted, and left a huge snot biscuit in it while we waited him out climbed up a downed oak, out of his reach.
 
2021-04-13 3:03:38 AM  

Neondistraction: Drearyx: Fire has always been a thing subs.

Yep.  When I was 13-14 me and my friends liked playing with fire.  The main difference is we were smart enough not to snitch on ourselves.

/ man am I ever glad that social media didn't exist when I was in high school


Bottle rockets but yeah. Did a lot of stupid stuff at that age but not stupid enough to burn down a house.
 
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2021-04-13 6:34:35 AM  

foo monkey: Cow-tipping is a good way to get shot.


It's also a way to suss out a liar.  No one tips a cow unless they hit one with a truck, and that truck will get f*cked up worse than the cow if it even stays still for the ordeal.

I don't even think it's like snipe hunting or some BS you say to get alone with someone, just an urban legend.
 
2021-04-13 7:17:51 AM  
Kids have always loved to start fires. There are remnants of a couple old hay barns on my family's property that can attest to that. And let me tell you, those kids' parents did not enjoy the hit to their insurance premiums.

As for cow tipping, yeah, its bullshiat. You aren't going to move a cow that doesn't want to be moved without a winch or power equipment.
 
2021-04-13 7:25:09 AM  
But cows sleep laying down.
 
2021-04-13 7:32:34 AM  
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2021-04-13 7:32:36 AM  

foo monkey: Cow-tipping is a good way to get shot.

Cow-tipping is a good way to get shot trampled to death by a slightly annoyed cow.


FFTY
 
2021-04-13 8:02:10 AM  

Quadlok: Kids have always loved to start fires. There are remnants of a couple old hay barns on my family's property that can attest to that. And let me tell you, those kids' parents did not enjoy the hit to their insurance premiums.

As for cow tipping, yeah, its bullshiat. You aren't going to move a cow that doesn't want to be moved without a winch or power equipment.


What if read the cows poetry?
 
2021-04-13 12:13:49 PM  
Really Fark?

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The work I have to do around here...
 
2021-04-13 12:43:40 PM  
Burning things was for Halloween in my youth.

Bridges were a favourite target. If they could find an old man in an outhouse, that is when they did the tipping. More fun than cows.
 
2021-04-13 12:44:31 PM  
Cow sipping.

Stealing milk straight from the source.
 
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