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(Daily Star)   "Stick 'em up. This monkey's loaded" (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, India, Robbery, Crime, British Raj, strange case, Theft, Delhi, Monkey  
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2257 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Apr 2021 at 6:39 PM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-04-12 6:07:02 PM  
You still need Trunk MonkeyTM
 
2021-04-12 6:16:23 PM  
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2021-04-12 6:49:23 PM  
I had a nightmare like this once. o_o'
 
2021-04-12 7:00:12 PM  
Wasn't me. Besides, my idea was using ravens and/or crows.
 
2021-04-12 7:02:25 PM  
If they can be trained to clean your bathroom, they can be trained for more insidious purposes.

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2021-04-12 7:05:41 PM  
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2021-04-12 7:06:53 PM  
Does this minkee have a leasence?
 
2021-04-12 7:10:53 PM  
Monkeys, junkies
Funky flunkies
Don't you think
The rickshaw driver knew?
(ook ook ook! eek eek eek! aak aak aak!)

See how they snatch
Like kids playing catch
See how they steal
I'm robbed blind

Meaty monkey meatballs
Simmering in Sasquatch stew
Jumping little primates
Screaming from the rooftops
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your tail grow long

I am the hairy
I am the primate
I am the monkey!
Ook ook aak ook!
 
2021-04-12 7:12:24 PM  
Sounds like something straight out of The Goons. If the monkeys are bothering you, try shouting "THIN"

"THHHHHIIIIIIIIIINNNNN"
 
2021-04-12 7:16:28 PM  
My monkey (jabber) carries a shotgun.
 
2021-04-12 7:17:11 PM  
Do not taunt the dynamite stick up monkey.
 
2021-04-12 7:18:25 PM  
"Loaded Monkey" is the name of my Michael Nesmith tribute band.
 
2021-04-12 7:18:39 PM  
They'll never catch Ajay. He lives with the monkeys now.
 
2021-04-12 7:24:49 PM  
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2021-04-12 7:27:28 PM  
Bad monkey

Peter Gabriel - Shock The Monkey
Youtube CnVf1ZoCJSo
 
2021-04-12 7:28:46 PM  
Monkey Man (Remastered 2019)
Youtube yZJaCqrxCT4
 
2021-04-12 7:48:16 PM  

Thudfark: Does this minkee have a leasence?


"Minkee?"
 
2021-04-12 8:00:31 PM  
Helper Monkey Problems
Youtube 6lx5vjRaLRs
 
2021-04-12 8:04:51 PM  
At least we know who solved the case.
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2021-04-12 8:34:41 PM  
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2021-04-12 8:35:50 PM  

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WTF are you doing in my home?!?
 
2021-04-12 8:39:08 PM  
And so it begins...
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2021-04-12 8:40:50 PM  
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2021-04-12 9:04:39 PM  

Thudfark: Does this minkee have a leasence?


A rare case of the sequel being better than the original movie.

RIP funny man
 
2021-04-12 9:39:20 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Thudfark: Does this minkee have a leasence?

"Minkee?"


Zets wut I sed.
 
2021-04-13 12:03:40 AM  

Eravior: Wasn't me. Besides, my idea was using ravens and/or crows.


Eivor, is that you?!
 
2021-04-13 12:07:32 AM  

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I don't recall that scene.
I've finished the ones they had for the iPad, they were surprisingly well done. Not as good as the original, but better than the last release (cent recall which platform), had the right vibe/humor and puzzles.

Are the old ones available somewhere and are they worth revisiting? Or did they not age well?
 
2021-04-13 2:32:13 AM  

Resident Muslim: Gordon Bennett: [Fark user image image 640x480]

I don't recall that scene.
I've finished the ones they had for the iPad, they were surprisingly well done. Not as good as the original, but better than the last release (cent recall which platform), had the right vibe/humor and puzzles.

Are the old ones available somewhere and are they worth revisiting? Or did they not age well?


They've aged well. Proper classics of the genre. There are special editions with new visuals and voiceover available on Steam and GOG. Alternatively copies of the original can be found with a search and played on modern systems with the free ScummVM interpreter.
 
2021-04-13 5:41:13 AM  
  
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