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(Twitter)   Mike Lindell announces MyStore, his MAGA answer to Amazon. Next up, MyCar to compete with Detroit's Big Three and MyOhMy to compete with George Takei   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-04-12 3:23:32 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:23:59 PM  
wait - didn't he just launch a Twitter alternative too? Boy, this guy sure has a lot of irons in the fire!
 
2021-04-12 3:25:25 PM  
Coming soon - My Bankruptcy.
 
2021-04-12 3:25:36 PM  

FlashHarry: wait - didn't he just launch a Twitter alternative too? Boy, this guy sure has a lot of irons in the fire!


Gotta wonder where he finds the time and energy. Oh, wait...

/cocaine is a helluva drug
 
2021-04-12 3:26:27 PM  
Next up: MyOcardial infarction.
 
2021-04-12 3:29:12 PM  
That man needs an intervention of some kind.
 
2021-04-12 3:31:02 PM  
I'm waiting for MyIntervention and then MyCommitment. I hope it's soon
 
2021-04-12 3:31:17 PM  
Next he'll be competing against Elon Musk for starships.  He can call it MySpace.
 
2021-04-12 3:33:53 PM  
I have no love for Jeff Bezos but it will be fun to watch pillow guy get destroyed.

/he has to be back on the rock
 
2021-04-12 3:35:22 PM  
Lol that site is just absolutely hideous. It's clear that their market demographic is boomers
 
2021-04-12 3:41:12 PM  
He will welcome workplace Unions?
 
2021-04-12 3:44:05 PM  
Waiting to get off on MyYard, his geriatric onlyfans site.

/went a long way for that
//please clap
 
2021-04-12 3:52:08 PM  

SurfaceTension: FlashHarry: wait - didn't he just launch a Twitter alternative too? Boy, this guy sure has a lot of irons in the fire!

Gotta wonder where he finds the time and energy. Oh, wait...

/cocaine is a helluva drug


Where he finds the money is going to be the more interesting answer.  Especially with that cocaine habit.
 
2021-04-12 3:52:14 PM  

dildo tontine: Coming soon - My Bankruptcy.


MyCourtJudgement
MyBankLevy
MySherrifsHomeAuction
 
2021-04-12 3:52:34 PM  
Wasn't my oh my the horse that Ralpie killed which caused Tony to kill Talkie because horses are beautiful creatures and killing strippers is okay?

I'm not saying Mike has killed strippers but has anyone asked him if he has?
 
2021-04-12 3:52:44 PM  
MyColon shall not be moved by this news.
 
2021-04-12 3:52:51 PM  

dildo tontine: Coming soon - My Bankruptcy.


To be followed shortly by - My Dealer wants his money. NOW
 
2021-04-12 3:53:22 PM  
I totally get it. It's kind of like how a 2x4, Pixie Stix, and four stale bagels is a competitor to Lamborghini.
 
2021-04-12 3:53:25 PM  
I'm gonna laugh and laugh when it comes out that their stock comes from Amazon.
 
2021-04-12 3:53:48 PM  
Albertson's is my store.
 
2021-04-12 3:54:13 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:54:25 PM  
Looking forward to his Kinks fan-store called MySharona
 
2021-04-12 3:54:40 PM  
MyTwelveSteps
 
2021-04-12 3:54:54 PM  

Paul Baumer: Waiting to get off on MyYard, his geriatric onlyfans site.

/went a long way for that
//please clap


It's "get off my lawn" not yard, Paul.

Paul, Paul, Paul.  What a mess you've made now, Paul.
 
2021-04-12 3:55:04 PM  
When does the stock go public??  If it's anything like Amazon, I want in on the ground floor this time!
 
2021-04-12 3:55:22 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:55:31 PM  

FlashHarry: wait - didn't he just launch a Twitter alternative too? Boy, this guy sure has a lot of irons in the fire!


Is that called MyBelch?
 
2021-04-12 3:55:48 PM  
I'm Mike Lindell the political Clown! I do cocaine!
 
2021-04-12 3:55:59 PM  

pueblonative: dildo tontine: Coming soon - My Bankruptcy.

MyCourtJudgement
MyBankLevy
MySherrifsHomeAuction


MyStraitjacket
 
2021-04-12 3:56:37 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Next up: MyOcardial infarction.


Ok if subby had added that to the headline after MyOhMy, instant HOTY winner.

Still subby,

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2021-04-12 3:56:38 PM  
He needs to go to MyRehab.
 
2021-04-12 3:56:42 PM  
One of the reasons Amazon succeeded so well is because they started with infrastructure.  Without the infrastructure you're just another routine store that uses standard delivery options.
 
2021-04-12 3:57:28 PM  
So...um...this is a "revolutionary new platform"?  It looks like every e-commerce site circa 1999.
 
2021-04-12 3:57:39 PM  

pueblonative: dildo tontine: Coming soon - My Bankruptcy.

MyCourtJudgement
MyBankLevy
MySherrifsHomeAuction


MyStruggle
 
2021-04-12 3:58:06 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Paul Baumer: Waiting to get off on MyYard, his geriatric onlyfans site.

/went a long way for that
//please clap

It's "get off my lawn" not yard, Paul.

Paul, Paul, Paul.  What a mess you've made now, Paul.


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2021-04-12 3:58:08 PM  

GanjSmokr: When does the stock go public??  If it's anything like Amazon, I want in on the ground floor this time!


Me too.  Anyone know if you can short sell prior to the IPO ?
 
2021-04-12 3:58:17 PM  
What about MyCrackHouse and MyMethLab?
 
2021-04-12 3:58:45 PM  
I hope it works.  I hope he manages to take a lot of money out of the hands of butthurt rubes.  This takes away from the money they can give to Trump/Republicans, and it will all go to Dominion in the end anyway.
 
2021-04-12 3:58:53 PM  
MyKlindell.
Its right there in the name.
 
2021-04-12 3:58:53 PM  

Paul Baumer: Waiting to get off on MyYard, his geriatric onlyfans site.

/went a long way for that
//please clap


I'm thinking about setying up an Onlyfans where I dress up as a French(Resistance) maid and punch Nazis, how much should I charge?
 
2021-04-12 3:59:05 PM  

Paul Baumer: Waiting to get off on MyYard, his geriatric onlyfans site.

/went a long way for that
//please clap


I thought you're supposed to get off on MyLawn.
 
2021-04-12 4:00:14 PM  
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2021-04-12 4:00:23 PM  
I run an open source intelligence agency/psychic reading service called MyShiatposts.

It's non profit and volunteer.
 
2021-04-12 4:00:48 PM  
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2021-04-12 4:00:54 PM  

Big Floppy Donkey Dick Nixon: Looking forward to his Kinks fan-store called MySharona


That was The Knack.
 
2021-04-12 4:02:03 PM  
"The people are rejecting my product, time to expand!"

Truly he has a dizzying intellect.
 
2021-04-12 4:02:52 PM  
Hmmm... it's not like Amazon has a monopoly on online sales.

He's free to open his own online marketplace, if he wants to, the more places drop shoppers can use to sell the crap they bought in Alibaba, the merrier.
 
2021-04-12 4:03:02 PM  
MyBologna.
It has a first name...
 
2021-04-12 4:03:24 PM  
Won't be getting MyMoney and can kiss MyAss
 
2021-04-12 4:03:43 PM  
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