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(Yahoo)   Woman, 23, who only grew one breast says she refused a free boob job because she doesn't need to be "fixed." No, really. She's all right   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-04-12 2:31:20 PM  
My ex had only a slight difference in size, and she was obsessed about getting it fixed.
 
2021-04-12 2:37:58 PM  
She can become a true Amazon if she takes up the bow (assuming she's left handed or learns to fire an arrow left-handed).
 
2021-04-12 2:38:23 PM  

Lambskincoat: My ex had only a slight difference in size, and she was obsessed about getting it fixed.


I think this is normal.  Most people aren't perfectly symmetrical.

that being said, good on the woman in the article.  She's not broken; That's just the way she is.  It would suck finding clothes, but other than that, who cares.
 
2021-04-12 2:42:34 PM  
Teased in school?

People suck. What a bunch of farkin wankers.
 
2021-04-12 2:48:22 PM  
Very subtle subby.

Well done
 
2021-04-12 2:48:40 PM  

labman: Lambskincoat: My ex had only a slight difference in size, and she was obsessed about getting it fixed.

I think this is normal.  Most people aren't perfectly symmetrical.

that being said, good on the woman in the article.  She's not broken; That's just the way she is.  It would suck finding clothes, but other than that, who cares.


It helps that each b00b is quite nice, even if they don't match.
 
2021-04-12 3:11:19 PM  

dionysusaur: labman: Lambskincoat: My ex had only a slight difference in size, and she was obsessed about getting it fixed.

I think this is normal.  Most people aren't perfectly symmetrical.

that being said, good on the woman in the article.  She's not broken; That's just the way she is.  It would suck finding clothes, but other than that, who cares.

It helps that each b00b is quite nice, even if they don't match.


I'm pretty sure coming in first and third in a wet t-shirt contest is a Larry the cable guy joke.
 
2021-04-12 3:23:54 PM  
Ideally, she ends up with someone who has a thing for large AND small beasts, who is incredibly indecisive.
 
2021-04-12 3:24:04 PM  

dionysusaur: labman: Lambskincoat: My ex had only a slight difference in size, and she was obsessed about getting it fixed.

I think this is normal.  Most people aren't perfectly symmetrical.

that being said, good on the woman in the article.  She's not broken; That's just the way she is.  It would suck finding clothes, but other than that, who cares.

It helps that each b00b is quite nice, even if they don't match.


B0ob.

FTFY
 
2021-04-12 3:24:15 PM  

gar1013: Ideally, she ends up with someone who has a thing for large AND small beasts, who is incredibly indecisive.


Breasts. Damn you autocorrect.
 
2021-04-12 3:39:10 PM  
Whoa.

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2021-04-12 3:39:17 PM  
Oh wow a real Amazon. This is the end times.
 
2021-04-12 3:39:43 PM  
I would date a girl with that condition.

One titty is better than the zero titties currently in my life.
 
2021-04-12 3:39:57 PM  
I bet she felt really good getting that off her chest.
 
2021-04-12 3:40:07 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:40:45 PM  
WRONG
 
2021-04-12 3:40:57 PM  
Jesus Christ, woman, fix it
 
2021-04-12 3:41:04 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:42:06 PM  
Nice headline Subby!
 
2021-04-12 3:42:18 PM  
The Unaboob
 
2021-04-12 3:42:18 PM  
Poland Syndrome?  I'd invade it.
 
2021-04-12 3:42:37 PM  
I mean, she's right....
Besides, we're at .6 replacement value. One boob is fine for this phase in human reproductive levels....
 
2021-04-12 3:43:03 PM  
Seems like it would throw off balance. Like having one nut
 
2021-04-12 3:43:18 PM  
"has Poland Syndrome" which also prevents her from working on submarines
 
2021-04-12 3:43:38 PM  
So she doesn't have any boobs left?
 
2021-04-12 3:44:15 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: So she doesn't have any boobs left?


No, only bo.
 
2021-04-12 3:44:23 PM  
Uniboober
 
2021-04-12 3:44:38 PM  
The Superboob
Youtube YKiBCRubRc0

No one ever wants the Superboob.
 
2021-04-12 3:44:44 PM  
"That motherfarker got one big titty and one little titty. They call the b**** Biggie Smalls."
 
2021-04-12 3:45:57 PM  
Paging Brock Samson.
 
2021-04-12 3:46:50 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:47:12 PM  

KC Dutchman: She can become a true Amazon if she takes up the bow (assuming she's left handed or learns to fire an arrow left-handed).


That's what I was thinking.  Archery, without things getting in the way.
 
2021-04-12 3:48:00 PM  
A sampler?
 
2021-04-12 3:48:06 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:48:23 PM  
Over the shoulder boul...
Never mind
 
2021-04-12 3:49:11 PM  
But seriously a D and an A?

Breast of both worlds
 
2021-04-12 3:49:33 PM  
I wonder if it's the calm one or the party one?
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2021-04-12 3:50:10 PM  
As long as she's perky who cares
 
2021-04-12 3:50:38 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:52:17 PM  
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I am sure there's some guy out there that has Polish Syndrome listed as one of his fetishes.
 
2021-04-12 3:53:09 PM  

labman: Lambskincoat: My ex had only a slight difference in size, and she was obsessed about getting it fixed.

I think this is normal.  Most people aren't perfectly symmetrical.

that being said, good on the woman in the article.  She's not broken; That's just the way she is.  It would suck finding clothes, but other than that, who cares.


It also means she doesn't have to deal with potential complications of both the surgery and the implant
 
2021-04-12 3:53:23 PM  
I looked it up on Wikipedia, and one notable case was a 5 year old girl who was fitted with a 3d printed robotic hand (because people with Poland Syndrome often have a tiny webbed hand on the same side as the underdeveloped pectoral muscle).  That's awesome, a robotic hand.  And she uses it for ceremonial first pitches at baseball games.  The world needs more robotic hands.
 
2021-04-12 3:54:55 PM  

Lambskincoat: My ex had only a slight difference in size, and she was obsessed about getting it fixed.


It sounds like your ex needed a robotic hand.
 
2021-04-12 3:55:41 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: dionysusaur: labman: Lambskincoat: My ex had only a slight difference in size, and she was obsessed about getting it fixed.

I think this is normal.  Most people aren't perfectly symmetrical.

that being said, good on the woman in the article.  She's not broken; That's just the way she is.  It would suck finding clothes, but other than that, who cares.

It helps that each b00b is quite nice, even if they don't match.

I'm pretty sure coming in first and third in a wet t-shirt contest is a Larry the cable guy joke.


More like a Leisure Suit Larry joke
 
2021-04-12 3:57:10 PM  
My favorite quote from the article - "What if the bigger boob is the problem and I'm supposed to have two smaller boobs?"
 
2021-04-12 3:57:13 PM  
She looks gorgeous. Good for her.
 
2021-04-12 3:58:15 PM  
I've got a nephew who has three nads & another nephew who lost one in a soccer accident.
This was revealed at a Thanksgiving meal a few years back. We've since instigated a hard TMI rule.
 
2021-04-12 3:59:03 PM  
(Her) I don't want to fix my breast. I like being an inspiration to others  and love shouldn't be all about physical attraction!
(Society) That great! BTW all the men that will ask you out will be average to below average in height, physical appearance and wealth.
(Her) how much was that surgery? Free you say?
 
2021-04-12 4:00:03 PM  

labman: Lambskincoat: My ex had only a slight difference in size, and she was obsessed about getting it fixed.

I think this is normal.  Most people aren't perfectly symmetrical.


The breast over top the heart is almost always slightly bigger, if not always.

I'm sure there's some sort of scientific explanation.  Blood flow maybe?
 
2021-04-12 4:00:08 PM  
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