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2021-04-12 2:24:49 PM  
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2021-04-12 5:55:49 PM  
Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?
 
2021-04-12 6:31:09 PM  
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2021-04-12 7:23:40 PM  

Wadded Beef: Butthead knows


No.

/unless the question is about vendors payments for crimes.  Then yes.
 
2021-04-12 7:24:06 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Wadded Beef: Butthead knows

No.

/unless the question is about vendors payments for crimes.  Then yes.


Venmo.   Jesus auto carrot.
 
2021-04-12 7:24:06 PM  
Desperation is a stinky cologne.  Also I don't' think the kids like it either.
 
2021-04-12 7:24:20 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [Fark user image image 681x440]


What is that, Martin Luther King Sr. knocking at the Lutheran church door?

/to think his inaptly named son would be baptist
 
2021-04-12 7:25:01 PM  
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2021-04-12 7:29:23 PM  
As long as he's already walking around with it, he may as well try Glenn Greenwald's house too.
 
2021-04-12 7:30:15 PM  

Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?


Does he look that smart?
 
2021-04-12 7:30:51 PM  
From Outside Mar-a-Lardo...
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/heh
//Gaspedo isn't Butthead
///Beavis and Butthead are HalfScoop and IMERIC
 
2021-04-12 7:30:55 PM  
"Trump!? Why have you forsaken me!??? Oh right. You're a piece of crap..."
 
2021-04-12 7:31:07 PM  
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2021-04-12 7:32:45 PM  

Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?


Are you kidding? Trump will be president again in February March April May June July August September October November December... Any day now! fwfwfwfwfwfwfwfwfwfwfwfwf
 
2021-04-12 7:35:23 PM  

Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?


If Trump says that Gaetz has been pardoned, then at least 20% of the country will believe that Gaetz has been pardoned.
 
2021-04-12 7:38:27 PM  
Whomever found this photo for the article needs a raise
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2021-04-12 7:39:14 PM  

anfrind: Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?

If Trump says that Gaetz has been pardoned, then at least 20% of the country will believe that Gaetz has been pardoned.


And that matters to the FBI and the Justice Department why?
 
2021-04-12 7:39:34 PM  
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2021-04-12 7:40:43 PM  
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2021-04-12 7:41:20 PM  
Did Gaetz overestimate Trump and think he was loyal to people or did he overestimate his own worth to Trump?
 
2021-04-12 7:43:29 PM  
He wants to get their stories straight.
 
2021-04-12 7:43:35 PM  
Love...I don't like to see so much pain,
So much money wasted,
Not enough for my bail.

And all my instincts,
We ignored,
I believe trump would help,
As if I were his boy,

But he only helps himself,
I learned to late,
I reach out to the deep state,

In trumps eyes,
The light the heat,
The bulging pupils,
Your eyes...
 
2021-04-12 7:43:40 PM  

spongeboob: Did Gaetz overestimate Trump and think he was loyal to people or did he overestimate his own worth to Trump?


Why not both?
 
2021-04-12 7:45:38 PM  
He needs to twirl a sign. I'm sure that'll work out for him much better. .
 
2021-04-12 7:47:14 PM  

anfrind: Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?

If Trump says that Gaetz has been pardoned, then at least 20% of the country will believe that Gaetz has been pardoned.


What are the odds Trump has a bunch of WH stationary and will at some point backdate a pardon and claim with a straight face it is a legit pardon that he issued while president but is only making it public now, but it still counts?
 
2021-04-12 7:54:18 PM  

Captain_Max_Radius: He wants to get their stories straight.


He needs to find out if Donnie One Term remembered to delete the pictures he sent.
 
2021-04-12 7:57:14 PM  
What does he think Trump could do for him?  Even Trump know that once you've paid for sex, there's no taking it back.  Trump also knows how important it is to have your supporters threaten your underage victims into hiding.
 
2021-04-12 7:58:13 PM  

spongeboob: anfrind: Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?

If Trump says that Gaetz has been pardoned, then at least 20% of the country will believe that Gaetz has been pardoned.

What are the odds Trump has a bunch of WH stationary and will at some point backdate a pardon and claim with a straight face it is a legit pardon that he issued while president but is only making it public now, but it still counts?


He's far too stupid for that.

Do Scoopette or Miller owe Gaetz anything?  Not that they're particularly clever, but they probably filled their trunks with whatever they could get their hands on as they headed out the door.

Or maybe Mango Moran could Sharpie over their name on one they printed up for themselves... if GasPedo can find a teenager that looks enough like Scoopette and has a Venmo account.
 
2021-04-12 8:01:19 PM  

Hong Kong Phooey: Whomever found this photo for the article needs a raise[Fark user image image 425x236]


WHOEVER as in the subject of the relative clause. FFS, it's not hard.
 
2021-04-12 8:08:41 PM  
The scary thing is we don't know what Trump was protecting by not letting him in. His reputation? Access to the omelette bar?  There's just too many layers to consider.
 
2021-04-12 8:10:15 PM  

aleister_greynight: [Fark user image 157x399]


No. Consider the people involved. This is the correct lube:

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2021-04-12 8:13:03 PM  
No one know this, Matt.  But when Trump left the White House, he took a bunch of blank pardons with him.  No other president has ever done this and that's what makes him so smart.  He's got all these blank pardons. They're like blank checks, man.  They'll go to his buds and the highest bidders but they're legal.  You need to get down there and have him write one for you.   They have an expiration date.  He'll do it cause he knows you've been on his side.  But if you can slip me 50g, I'll give it to him as a campaign donation - again tots legit.    If you slip me 50,000, the doors will be wife open.  We're talking blanket pardon and record erased.  Just get me 50g.  Half in a briefcase and half in a big sack with $$$ on it.
 
2021-04-12 8:18:37 PM  

stoli n coke: anfrind: Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?

If Trump says that Gaetz has been pardoned, then at least 20% of the country will believe that Gaetz has been pardoned.

And that matters to the FBI and the Justice Department why?


It matters if enough members of the FBI and DOJ are part of that 20%.
 
2021-04-12 8:22:57 PM  

Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?


Maybe he thinks that if a crime happened under his term it could be covered by him retroactively?
 
2021-04-12 8:39:45 PM  
Huh, Gaetz was really like a son to Trump
 
2021-04-12 8:40:14 PM  
"Hey Don, you have any of those blank signed pardons left?"
 
2021-04-12 8:43:35 PM  

aleister_greynight: [Fark user image image 157x399]


That's the good stuff.
 
2021-04-12 8:53:26 PM  
Man I hope he takes down everyone he knows by the time he finishes disintegrating.
 
2021-04-12 8:54:01 PM  

anfrind: stoli n coke: anfrind: Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?

If Trump says that Gaetz has been pardoned, then at least 20% of the country will believe that Gaetz has been pardoned.

And that matters to the FBI and the Justice Department why?

It matters if enough members of the FBI and DOJ are part of that 20%.


They started looking into Gaspedo under Barr's watch.

Thing is, child molesters are universally hated.  It transcends race, economic status, and political affiliations.
Hell prison gangs will go "Hands Across America," as long as those hands are eventually beating the shiat out of a chomo.
 
2021-04-12 9:10:31 PM  

stoli n coke: anfrind: stoli n coke: anfrind: Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?

If Trump says that Gaetz has been pardoned, then at least 20% of the country will believe that Gaetz has been pardoned.

And that matters to the FBI and the Justice Department why?

It matters if enough members of the FBI and DOJ are part of that 20%.

They started looking into Gaspedo under Barr's watch.

Thing is, child molesters are universally hated. It transcends race, economic status, and political affiliations.
Hell prison gangs will go "Hands Across America," as long as those hands are eventually beating the shiat out of a chomo.


-i'm not sure we can even count on THAT anymore in 2021 .😢 remember, trump himself beat and raped a 13 YO girl at an epstein party, and somewhere around 20 percent of the adults in this country currently worship him like an incarnate golden god, so........
 
2021-04-12 9:11:12 PM  
If by "boombox" you mean a shoe box filled with old, sweating dynamite, well... then I'm all for it.
All he needs to do is a little jig, or maybe a jog, but that should do it.
 
2021-04-12 9:12:10 PM  

luna1580: stoli n coke: anfrind: stoli n coke: anfrind: Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?

If Trump says that Gaetz has been pardoned, then at least 20% of the country will believe that Gaetz has been pardoned.

And that matters to the FBI and the Justice Department why?

It matters if enough members of the FBI and DOJ are part of that 20%.

They started looking into Gaspedo under Barr's watch.

Thing is, child molesters are universally hated. It transcends race, economic status, and political affiliations.
Hell prison gangs will go "Hands Across America," as long as those hands are eventually beating the shiat out of a chomo.

-i'm not sure we can even count on THAT anymore in 2021 .😢 remember, trump himself beat and raped a 13 YO girl at an epstein party, and somewhere around 20 percent of the adults in this country currently worship him like an incarnate golden god, so........


Well, that was clearly depressing.
 
2021-04-12 9:16:24 PM  

luna1580: stoli n coke: anfrind: stoli n coke: anfrind: Wadded Beef: Butthead knows that Trump can't do pardons anymore, no?

If Trump says that Gaetz has been pardoned, then at least 20% of the country will believe that Gaetz has been pardoned.

And that matters to the FBI and the Justice Department why?

It matters if enough members of the FBI and DOJ are part of that 20%.

They started looking into Gaspedo under Barr's watch.

Thing is, child molesters are universally hated. It transcends race, economic status, and political affiliations.
Hell prison gangs will go "Hands Across America," as long as those hands are eventually beating the shiat out of a chomo.

-i'm not sure we can even count on THAT anymore in 2021 .😢 remember, trump himself beat and raped a 13 YO girl at an epstein party, and somewhere around 20 percent of the adults in this country currently worship him like an incarnate golden god, so........


Barr's father hires Epstein who had no formal education to teach high school and Barr's father wrote a book about teenage sex slaves...
 
2021-04-12 9:18:54 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Just get me 50g.  Half in a briefcase and half in a big sack with $$$ on it.


... or Venmo. Just be sure to label it "NOT FOR PARDON."
 
2021-04-12 9:22:18 PM  
We have been led to believe that Trump roams around Mar-a-Lago looking for adoration, and that any club member can approach him, with the proper effusively worshipful demeanor. So that make it even more hilariously pathetic that Matt is being shunned harder than a naughty Amish.
 
2021-04-12 10:03:30 PM  
From that Twitter thread:
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2021-04-12 10:13:27 PM  
So Matt Gaetz and Don Jr. are pretty much running neck and neck at being icily ignored by Trump.
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How very sad.
But I guess the sign out front shoulda told them, he doesn't go for losers.
 
2021-04-12 10:15:29 PM  
It's not you, Matt, it's me.

Wait, it's you. It's definitely you.
 
2021-04-12 10:20:26 PM  
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2021-04-12 10:46:03 PM  

mofa: From that Twitter thread:
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Now replace the boombox with one of those gaudy golden "Trump" signs they used to hang on buildings.
 
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