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(Twitter)   Wow, this poor Gaetz fellow just can't seem to stay out of the burn unit   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-04-12 2:15:39 PM  
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2021-04-12 2:23:44 PM  
It's funny Matt using the word truth...like he knows  what that means
 
2021-04-12 2:24:55 PM  
I really hope there are consequences for Gaetz beyond getting roasted on Twitter.
 
2021-04-12 2:36:11 PM  
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2021-04-12 2:38:03 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I really hope there are consequences for Gaetz beyond getting roasted on Twitter.


I suspect his intended will not stick around.  Plus, you know.  Legal fees.
 
2021-04-12 2:39:58 PM  

Myrdinn: AdmirableSnackbar: I really hope there are consequences for Gaetz beyond getting roasted on Twitter.

I suspect his intended will not stick around.  Plus, you know.  Legal fees.


Yeah, wow, that is gonna hurt.
 
2021-04-12 2:41:22 PM  

Sin'sHero: Myrdinn: AdmirableSnackbar: I really hope there are consequences for Gaetz beyond getting roasted on Twitter.

I suspect his intended will not stick around.  Plus, you know.  Legal fees.

Yeah, wow, that is gonna hurt.


The egg that is going to be on his face as he gets re-elected 10 times in a row...such shame he'll feel.
 
2021-04-12 2:42:21 PM  
Stop being mean to Matt Gaetz.  Poor guy didn't get a highschool girlfriend until his forties
 
2021-04-12 2:57:43 PM  
I read that as "bum unit," BTW. Not that I can tell if I've even typed that correctly.

Bum BUM BURN. OKAY I NEED TO JUST STAY IN ALL CAPS NOW.
 
2021-04-12 3:02:16 PM  
I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it, but dunking on Matt Gaetz is about this level of difficulty right now:
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2021-04-12 3:02:24 PM  
I hope Gaetz' lawyer got some payment up front.
 
2021-04-12 3:04:26 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:06:35 PM  
Damn.  The real world is pretty harsh.  I bet Gaetz wishes he was back in high school.
 
2021-04-12 3:09:13 PM  

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I'm sure that moron thought that was somehow profound
 
2021-04-12 3:09:58 PM  

blastoh: Stop being mean to Matt Gaetz.  Poor guy didn't get a highschool girlfriend until his forties


He's totally looking forward to his gradeschool girlfriend.  (some day...)
 
2021-04-12 3:10:09 PM  
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Gaetz appears to be running out of gas.
 
2021-04-12 3:11:03 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I really hope there are consequences for Gaetz beyond getting roasted on Twitter.


If things start to get really bad, Republicans might censure him, maybe, if they think get to it!  Now that there is some accountability!
 
2021-04-12 3:12:05 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Damn.  The real world is pretty harsh.  I bet Gaetz wishes he was back in high school.


I wish he was in law school getting gas pedaled.  Again and again.  Like Groundhog's Day/.
 
2021-04-12 3:12:14 PM  
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Here he is in the near future
 
2021-04-12 3:12:47 PM  

IDisME: enry: [Fark user image 425x148]

I'm sure that moron thought that was somehow profound


Do I want to know WTF point he was attempting to make there?
 
2021-04-12 3:13:36 PM  
Say what you will about Gaetz, but he must have a giant dick if he keeps tripping over it like this.
 
2021-04-12 3:15:27 PM  
It sure sounds like he's in a pickle. It would be a shame if he informed on anyone else.

/The real shame is that the crimes took place.
 
2021-04-12 3:15:44 PM  

enry: [Fark user image 425x148]


JFC. Highways are not racist. Really? It's like he's having a contest with himself to be more dumb. Like the racist history of districting, red lining, and where highways are put is WELL KNOWN now. Like the Biden admin just stopped a highway for violating the god damn civil rights act (potentially.)
 
2021-04-12 3:16:56 PM  
It's still amusing that Republicans keep trying to paint one of the world's most jackbooted conservative agencies as a bunch of Democrat-controlled PC police.
 
2021-04-12 3:17:28 PM  
Ya know, at some point in a scandal like this, the smart thing to do would be to just lay low, let your lawyer or whatever PR firm you've hired speak for you.  But Gaetz just insists on digging down even further.
 
2021-04-12 3:18:00 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: IDisME: enry: [Fark user image 425x148]

I'm sure that moron thought that was somehow profound

Do I want to know WTF point he was attempting to make there?


renaming highways is my best guess
 
2021-04-12 3:19:07 PM  
Why is everyone distancing themselves from FIREBRAND MATT GAETZ!

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oh, that's why.
 
2021-04-12 3:19:11 PM  

hammettman: [Fark user image 602x620]

Gaetz appears to be running out of gas.


Try stepping on the gas pedal a few more times just to be sure.
 
2021-04-12 3:19:17 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: IDisME: enry: [Fark user image 425x148]

I'm sure that moron thought that was somehow profound

Do I want to know WTF point he was attempting to make there?


Biden's DOT recently stopped construction of a highway in the Houston area because it would adversely affect a significant number of minorities in the area.
 
2021-04-12 3:19:58 PM  
Poor Matt all this bad press, I don't think he'll make it to prom this year.
 
2021-04-12 3:21:27 PM  

Snapper Carr: Ya know, at some point in a scandal like this, the smart thing to do would be to just lay low, let your lawyer or whatever PR firm you've hired speak for you.  But Gaetz just insists on digging down even further.


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/Feel dirty comparing him to Gaetz.
 
2021-04-12 3:24:05 PM  
The only ones who say "the truth will prevail" in the face of overwhelming guilt are the ones who are totally cooked and just delusionalally self-assured they have the full backings of a crooked system to save them.
/Barr can't help ya now
 
2021-04-12 3:24:41 PM  
If Matt was innocent then some Republican would defend him, but nobody wants to be near him.  That should be a clue.
 
2021-04-12 3:24:42 PM  

Snapper Carr: Noticeably F.A.T.: IDisME: enry: [Fark user image 425x148]

I'm sure that moron thought that was somehow profound

Do I want to know WTF point he was attempting to make there?

Biden's DOT recently stopped construction of a highway in the Houston area because it would adversely affect a significant number of minorities in the area.


Ah. Missed that one.
 
2021-04-12 3:25:17 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:25:38 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: It sure sounds like he's in a pickle. It would be a shame if he informed on anyone else.

/The real shame is that the crimes took place.


Ewww.
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2021-04-12 3:29:07 PM  

Ringshadow: enry: [Fark user image 425x148]

JFC. Highways are not racist. Really? It's like he's having a contest with himself to be more dumb. Like the racist history of districting, red lining, and where highways are put is WELL KNOWN now. Like the Biden admin just stopped a highway for violating the god damn civil rights act (potentially.)


"Highways can't be racist. Some of my favorite highways are black!"
 
2021-04-12 3:32:19 PM  

austerity101: Ringshadow: enry: [Fark user image 425x148]

JFC. Highways are not racist. Really? It's like he's having a contest with himself to be more dumb. Like the racist history of districting, red lining, and where highways are put is WELL KNOWN now. Like the Biden admin just stopped a highway for violating the god damn civil rights act (potentially.)

"Highways can't be racist. Some of my favorite highways are black!"


Hitler invented highways and coordinated the design with the skull hats.
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2021-04-12 3:34:44 PM  
Gaetz likes his whiskey like his women.  14 years old and mixed with coke.
 
2021-04-12 3:38:40 PM  

moulderx1: KiwDaWabbit: It sure sounds like he's in a pickle. It would be a shame if he informed on anyone else.

/The real shame is that the crimes took place.

Ewww.
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2021-04-12 3:38:50 PM  

Snapper Carr: Ya know, at some point in a scandal like this, the smart thing to do would be to just lay low, let your lawyer or whatever PR firm you've hired speak for you. But Gaetz just insists on digging down even further.


His PR firm threatened to sue newspapers if they discussed his current "problems" at all.  Hilariously, Gaetz is less damaging to himself than his PR firm is.
 
2021-04-12 3:39:22 PM  
My favorite so far is still:

Biden is in minor Major trouble and Gaetz is in major minor trouble.
 
2021-04-12 3:40:58 PM  
When even the corrupt Trumps won't meet with you...you have indeed crashed a LONG ways down.

When even re-publicans call you corrupt, you are truly the world's a**hole.
 
2021-04-12 3:43:31 PM  
Is your fiancé actually 26 or is she actually two 13-year-olds in one of your trench coats

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/13​8​1430987490349058
 
2021-04-12 3:46:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: If Matt was innocent then some Republican would defend him, but nobody wants to be near him.  That should be a clue.


Having a republican defend you doesn't make you innocent. It means your check cleared.
 
2021-04-12 3:46:57 PM  

dumbobruni: Is your fiancé actually 26 or is she actually two 13-year-olds in one of your trench coats

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/138​1430987490349058


Did you enjoy a nap?
 
2021-04-12 3:57:36 PM  

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She SHOULD be distancing herself, but she's definitely not:

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2021-04-12 4:07:06 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: I really hope there are consequences for Gaetz beyond getting roasted on Twitter.


I do too. But there probably won't be.
 
2021-04-12 4:14:54 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

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From his bio, "Retired mental health counselor"

I retirement also means retiring "First, do no harm."

/Kelso: BUUUUUURN
 
2021-04-12 4:17:08 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: duppy: [i.redd.it image 297x372]

She SHOULD be distancing herself, but she's definitely not:

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Hey, Marjorie, there's more names on the list of women Gaetz is accused of trafficking than there were on the "Letter of Support from the Women of Matt Gaetz's staff."
 
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