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(Folkspaper)   Bodybuilder who is in a throuple with two sex dolls says that his partners have fallen in love with each other. It's not Fark, it's ... it's .... it's .... I have no idea   (folkspaper.com) divider line
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2021-04-12 2:09:28 PM  
Roids are a hell of a drug.
 
2021-04-12 2:10:16 PM  
It's definitely fark.
 
2021-04-12 2:12:09 PM  
Yuri tied the knot with Lola, who has the body of a chicken and the torso of a human.

O_o
 
2021-04-12 2:14:01 PM  
If that kind of stuff wont get you into a mental hospital, what will?
 
2021-04-12 2:23:16 PM  
One of those dolls has a very young looking face on a very small body and frame.
 
2021-04-12 2:26:02 PM  
These are getting so lifelike. Just like every other threesome, once you introduce them to each other, you are out.
 
2021-04-12 2:29:01 PM  
I'm just glad he has his dolls, and he's not dirtying a bunch of human women, with all that disgusting body hair.
 
2021-04-12 4:05:42 PM  
Lars and the Real Girls Who Left Him
 
2021-04-12 4:07:10 PM  
Can someone finally get this man some mental help?

Kinda funny when it was the first doll, but these last few weeks, this poor guy has just been devolving faster and faster.
 
2021-04-12 4:08:31 PM  

Lambskincoat: I'm just glad he has his dolls, and he's not dirtying a bunch of human women, with all that disgusting body hair.


It's kind of weird seeing a bodybuilder with a lot of body hair. Hard to show off definition when you look like Chewbacca.
 
2021-04-12 4:09:08 PM  
I try my hardest not to judge but ... damn.
 
2021-04-12 4:09:16 PM  
I'll take attention-whore nutcase for 400, Alex.
 
2021-04-12 4:09:25 PM  
It's A) fake, B) mental illness, and/or C) a desperate attempt to go viral.
 
2021-04-12 4:09:57 PM  
That's such a beautiful story.  It brought a tear to my eye.  You guys need to leave latex alone!

Both of those dolls were probably imbued with the remains of several millions years of star crossed dino-lovers.
 
2021-04-12 4:10:04 PM  
And now they want children.
This dude's gonna go broke what with kids' clothes, tuition, child support...
 
2021-04-12 4:10:10 PM  
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2021-04-12 4:10:38 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yuri tied the knot with Lola, who has the body of a chicken and the torso of a human.

O_o


Well chickens will be humans and humans will be chickens. It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world.
 
2021-04-12 4:11:08 PM  
Yuri tied the knot with Lola, who has the body of a chicken and the torso of a human.

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2021-04-12 4:11:27 PM  
"...while his old sex doll wife Margo was in repair."

*shudder*
 
2021-04-12 4:13:13 PM  

Murflette: One of those dolls has a very young looking face on a very small body and frame.


It seems that sex dolls come in two flavors: child or Reverse Mermaid.
 
2021-04-12 4:14:41 PM  

Murflette: One of those dolls has a very young looking face on a very small body and frame.


That's probably down to the chicken bit part element
 
2021-04-12 4:15:59 PM  

Murflette: One of those dolls has a very young looking face on a very small body and frame.


Never go in to a doll thread on 4chan.
 
2021-04-12 4:16:13 PM  

IHadMeAVision: Lambskincoat: I'm just glad he has his dolls, and he's not dirtying a bunch of human women, with all that disgusting body hair.

It's kind of weird seeing a bodybuilder with a lot of body hair. Hard to show off definition when you look like Chewbacca.


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"But without large hairy bodybuilder, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs?"
 
2021-04-12 4:17:03 PM  

clutchcargo2002: Murflette: One of those dolls has a very young looking face on a very small body and frame.

Never go in to a doll thread on 4chan.


FTFY.
 
2021-04-12 4:18:19 PM  
Goddammit, Pygmalion...
 
2021-04-12 4:19:52 PM  
 
2021-04-12 4:21:35 PM  
The banner ad I got on that site was WTF and vaguely NSFW:

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2021-04-12 4:22:00 PM  
I'm definitely okay giving this dude more attention than the Tr*mpster dumpster

Bring on the bodybuilder throuple articles!
 
2021-04-12 4:22:16 PM  
Wondering what websites subby visits or stories they follow to get this dropped in their lap?

/NTTAWWT
 
2021-04-12 4:27:13 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yuri tied the knot with Lola, who has the body of a chicken and the torso of a human.

O_o


Photo of the doll in question (possibly NSFW).

I consider myself a fairly sex-positive kind of person, but this guy has issues.
 
2021-04-12 4:27:30 PM  

caffeine_addict: Wondering what websites subby visits or stories they follow to get this dropped in their lap?

/NTTAWWT


Fark?
Seriously, the AI algorithms are probably going nuts with me based on my own quirky (re)searches and links from Fark articles and threads.
All over the place.
 
2021-04-12 4:32:10 PM  
Some serious, in-depth discussion going on at the bottom of that "article" too. Not even sure why we need to have a fark thread on this when everything is already covered over there.

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2021-04-12 4:34:07 PM  

Lambskincoat: I'm just glad he has his dolls, and he's not dirtying a bunch of human women, with all that disgusting body hair.


Get over yourself.
 
2021-04-12 4:36:16 PM  
This man's brand of crazy doesn't even register on my give-a-shiat meter anymore. His nipple, otoh, bugs the crap out of me.
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2021-04-12 4:36:16 PM  
As far as I can tell, he's not harming anyone else, so I shouldn't care.  But it still makes me wonder if the dolls are talking to him to this extent, how long before they start telling him to set things on fire?
 
2021-04-12 4:36:21 PM  

IHadMeAVision: Lambskincoat: I'm just glad he has his dolls, and he's not dirtying a bunch of human women, with all that disgusting body hair.

It's kind of weird seeing a bodybuilder with a lot of body hair. Hard to show off definition when you look like Chewbacca.


Have you considered that your absolute horror of hair on a human being could be a personal problem of yours?
 
2021-04-12 4:37:47 PM  
Hmm...

1) Drugs. Lots of them, including steroids. Different types have been known to cause issues with brain and sexual organ development / activity.
2) Extremely lonely; maybe tied to --->
3) Extreme shyness with real women
4) Scared to hurt a real woman. That dude is fawqin' huge.
5) Porn addiction can manifest in many ways
6) The more assholishness possibility that all he wants is a c' dumpster, and he doesn't want a real relationship to work at, he sees women only as sex objects and nothing more; so why not just get a fake one. That's some severe asshole level.
 
2021-04-12 4:48:59 PM  
You know, the human psyche can come up with all sorts of rationalizations to explain away failed relationships, but that is some amazing delusion.
 
2021-04-12 4:51:55 PM  
+ good traps cut, vascularity
- in love with rubber thing
 
2021-04-12 4:53:50 PM  

ElecricalPast: I'm definitely okay giving this dude more attention than the Tr*mpster dumpster

Bring on the bodybuilder throuple articles!


I think that the majority of bodybuilder throuple/plural relationship articles might not be exactly what you are looking for...
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/But, if I'm wrong, I can point you to some websites.
 
2021-04-12 4:58:31 PM  

DecemberNitro: It's A) fake, B) mental illness, and/or C) a desperate attempt to go viral.


I don't know about you, but I don't think 'folkspaper' is the way you go viral.

But definitely A or B.
 
2021-04-12 5:12:52 PM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: ElecricalPast: I'm definitely okay giving this dude more attention than the Tr*mpster dumpster

Bring on the bodybuilder throuple articles!

I think that the majority of bodybuilder throuple/plural relationship articles might not be exactly what you are looking for...
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/But, if I'm wrong, I can point you to some websites.


How many bananas were used to compose that photograph?
 
2021-04-12 5:16:06 PM  
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2021-04-12 5:16:43 PM  

Wile_E_Canuck: As far as I can tell, he's not harming anyone else, so I shouldn't care.  But it still makes me wonder if the dolls are talking to him to this extent, how long before they start telling him to set things on fire?


I read an article a long time ago about schizophrenia and the voices people hear. In a lot of places, the voices are cruel or belligerent, but in some places they say encouraging or playful things. I'd like to think this guy is hearing just the latter, but you never know.
 
2021-04-12 5:20:06 PM  
...why are we paying attention to someone with mental illness that isn't hurting anyone else?  I'd sooner hear about a cat lady that is losing her "housemates" due to neglect.  This is essentially just a dude playing salaciously with his life sized effed up He-Man dolls.
 
2021-04-12 5:21:41 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yuri tied the knot with Lola, who has the body of a chicken and the torso of a human.

O_o


From the single blurry picture in the article, I believe it's a chicken body with a sex doll head...
 
2021-04-12 5:22:58 PM  

Murflette: One of those dolls has a very young looking face on a very small body and frame.


IIRC, sex dolls are all pretty small, for ease of use.
Something about trying to lug around 135lbs of dead weight to jerk off, probably.
 
2021-04-12 5:26:28 PM  
Yeah, you're gonna get kink shamed.

Weirdo.
 
2021-04-12 5:27:38 PM  
This reminds me of when my real doll ran off with my inflatable sheep that had all the extras. Sigh.
 
2021-04-12 5:36:39 PM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yuri tied the knot with Lola, who has the body of a chicken and the torso of a human.

O_o

From the single blurry picture in the article, I believe it's a chicken body with a sex doll head...


In a previous article, I believe this same guy talked about having sex with a chicken. But I forget if it was like...a rubber one or a fleshy one.

Either way - this has been an..evolving story.
 
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