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2021-04-12 2:33:14 PM  
As long as we don't see any headlines like "Deer can be killed instantly by Covid" or "Vaccine reduces effectiveness of beer" in the next day or so, it should be smooth sailing.

/half pennsylvanian
//just so you don't think I'm an anti-Pennite
 
2021-04-12 2:35:15 PM  
Don't disappoint Lt. Gov. Fetterman: 
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Or shiat will get all: 
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2021-04-12 2:55:05 PM  
Hurry up and get your shots! The vaccination microchips are being activated on Saturday!
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// Well, THAT RWNJ thinks we're going to be activated. Best to change into clean underwear, just in case.
 
2021-04-12 3:01:08 PM  

mofa: Hurry up and get your shots! The vaccination microchips are being activated on Saturday!
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// Well, THAT RWNJ thinks we're going to be activated. Best to change into clean underwear, just in case.


Well, I'm getting 2nd shot on the 16th ... Been a good run, I guess.
 
2021-04-12 3:09:34 PM  
I hope the rednecks dont get it.

Im vaxxed so they cant give it to me.

This sounds like a good way to skim the old gene pool.
 
2021-04-12 3:12:13 PM  
Looks like I need to put my sister on "Mute" for another 30 days.

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2021-04-12 3:12:17 PM  

mofa: Hurry up and get your shots! The vaccination microchips are being activated on Saturday!
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// Well, THAT RWNJ thinks we're going to be activated. Best to change into clean underwear, just in case.


"Turn me on Dem, Man"

/Too obscure?
 
2021-04-12 3:13:45 PM  
Got my second shot this morning. Now my phone says 5G. Weird.
 
2021-04-12 3:15:07 PM  
Eligibility =/= availability.
 
2021-04-12 3:17:16 PM  
I was disappointed that I wasn't Bluetooth-enabled,
Maybe a few weeks after the 2nd shot.
 
2021-04-12 3:17:41 PM  

kokomo61: Looks like I need to put my sister on "Mute" for another 30 days.


Your algorithm is off. It's:

(81.1-y)/12

Where y=your relative's age in years

Applied with very positive effects* to my aunt and cousin.

*to my mental and emotional health
 
2021-04-12 3:18:32 PM  
I'm not in Pennsylvania, but I did just move my second dose of Pfizer up a few days to this Thursday. Stupid Walgreens had initially scheduled all second doses for four weeks later when Pfizer can be done in three. They won't allow you to even try to reschedule until the day before you hit three weeks after dose one.

Hopefully I'm getting the 5G chips, but I bet they save those for the rich farks and give the rest of us farking 4G!
 
2021-04-12 3:19:31 PM  

FarkinNortherner: kokomo61: Looks like I need to put my sister on "Mute" for another 30 days.

Your algorithm is off. It's:

(81.1-y)/12

Where y=your relative's age in years

Applied with very positive effects* to my aunt and cousin.

*to my mental and emotional health


I can't math today. But you get the idea.
 
2021-04-12 3:23:26 PM  

FarkinNortherner: FarkinNortherner: kokomo61: Looks like I need to put my sister on "Mute" for another 30 days.

Your algorithm is off. It's:

(81.1-y)/12

Where y=your relative's age in years

Applied with very positive effects* to my aunt and cousin.

*to my mental and emotional health

I can't math today. But you get the idea.


I got my 2nd Moderna yesterday. Similar results to before, just stronger. Left arm is sore....and no nausea, but some minor chills (none last time), muscle and joint pain.....and TIRED. It's rare that I've ever been this tired, but twice, I've fallen asleep at the keyboard today.

If things go like last time, I should be perky tomorrow, and safe to attend my daughter's graduation @ UA...even though it's still Alabama.

(Kid gets her 2nd shot next week).
 
2021-04-12 3:23:53 PM  
The old enough to die in the military adult or an old enough to drink alcohol adult?
 
2021-04-12 3:25:36 PM  
Here in MD we can do it today. Just scheduled mine for next week.
 
2021-04-12 3:26:31 PM  

dothemath: I hope the rednecks dont get it.

Im vaxxed so they cant give it to me.

This sounds like a good way to skim the old gene pool.



Yeah that's what we need...more racist hateful people like you...go team
 
2021-04-12 3:28:33 PM  

Chunkybeets: dothemath: I hope the rednecks dont get it.

Im vaxxed so they cant give it to me.

This sounds like a good way to skim the old gene pool.


Yeah that's what we need...more racist hateful people like you...go team


Idiots are not a race.

But its your party, cry if you want to.
 
2021-04-12 3:29:56 PM  

dothemath: Chunkybeets: dothemath: I hope the rednecks dont get it.

Im vaxxed so they cant give it to me.

This sounds like a good way to skim the old gene pool.


Yeah that's what we need...more racist hateful people like you...go team

Idiots are not a race.

But its your party, cry if you want to.


nice....karma will be at your back door someday
 
2021-04-12 3:31:43 PM  

kokomo61: Looks like I need to put my sister on "Mute" for another 30 days.

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Who wants to break the news to Matt?

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2021-04-12 3:33:54 PM  
I got the J&J vaccine on Saturday morning. I got lucky, real mild headache going to bed that evening and felt fine on Sunday.

/Did much better than my SO who got the same shot a few weeks prior and it hit her like a dump truck the next day.
 
2021-04-12 3:47:15 PM  
I got my shots awhile ago. It doesn't make blow any less effective, and drinking and driving is still easy. So line up
 
2021-04-12 3:49:54 PM  
I've been trying to help friends and family get appointments to get vaccinated. Here in Hillbilly Hollow, demand is way higher than than the supply. With is awesome, but frustrating at the same time.
 
2021-04-12 3:53:25 PM  
I would suggest getting either the  Pfizer or the  Moderna vaccine. I got the jojo vaccine and it felt like I had 24 hour malaria.
 
2021-04-12 3:58:29 PM  
Saturday I got a call "we have extras, can you be here in 30 minutes?" - hopped in the car and got Moderna.

Today i can an invite to make an appt for J&J.  womp womp.
 
2021-04-12 4:01:51 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: As long as we don't see any headlines like "Deer can be killed instantly by Covid"...


Not a chance. They've got herd immunity.
 
2021-04-12 4:04:09 PM  

wild9: I got the J&J vaccine on Saturday morning. I got lucky, real mild headache going to bed that evening and felt fine on Sunday.

/Did much better than my SO who got the same shot a few weeks prior and it hit her like a dump truck the next day.


First shot fine, second shot left me wanting to be dead to the world for 2 days.  Fortunately shot #2 was a Friday and I could just zonk out over the weekend.

Seems to be a good idea to make sure you don't have anything pressing (work or otherwise) in the days immediately after your shots.
 
2021-04-12 4:09:49 PM  

kevinatilusa: wild9: I got the J&J vaccine on Saturday morning. I got lucky, real mild headache going to bed that evening and felt fine on Sunday.

/Did much better than my SO who got the same shot a few weeks prior and it hit her like a dump truck the next day.

First shot fine, second shot left me wanting to be dead to the world for 2 days.  Fortunately shot #2 was a Friday and I could just zonk out over the weekend.

Seems to be a good idea to make sure you don't have anything pressing (work or otherwise) in the days immediately after your shots.


I have been telling others that as well. Told my parents to get theirs staggered so they both wouldn't be bed ridden on the same days if they had any side effects.

/They didn't listen, I had to go over to take care of their chickens haha
 
2021-04-12 4:40:09 PM  

Solty Dog: I've been trying to help friends and family get appointments to get vaccinated. Here in Hillbilly Hollow, demand is way higher than than the supply. With is awesome, but frustrating at the same time.


not easy here in beffird county.
I keep calling and asking around.
 
2021-04-12 4:50:06 PM  

Solty Dog: I've been trying to help friends and family get appointments to get vaccinated. Here in Hillbilly Hollow, demand is way higher than than the supply. With is awesome, but frustrating at the same time.


vudukungfu: Solty Dog: I've been trying to help friends and family get appointments to get vaccinated. Here in Hillbilly Hollow, demand is way higher than than the supply. With is awesome, but frustrating at the same time.

not easy here in beffird county.
I keep calling and asking around.


Vaccine Spotter seems to be keeping track of availability at Pharmacies and Wal-Mart.  Not sure how accurate/up-to-date it is, but it might be worth checking.
 
2021-04-12 4:53:49 PM  

dothemath: I hope the rednecks dont get it.

Im vaxxed so they cant give it to me.

This sounds like a good way to skim the old gene pool.


Won't you be surprised when some redneck incubates a new strain that nullifies current vaccines!
 
2021-04-12 6:17:23 PM  
OK

Actually have my first appointment scheduled for tomorrow.
 
2021-04-13 4:02:20 PM  

kevinatilusa: Solty Dog: I've been trying to help friends and family get appointments to get vaccinated. Here in Hillbilly Hollow, demand is way higher than than the supply. With is awesome, but frustrating at the same time.

vudukungfu: Solty Dog: I've been trying to help friends and family get appointments to get vaccinated. Here in Hillbilly Hollow, demand is way higher than than the supply. With is awesome, but frustrating at the same time.

not easy here in beffird county.
I keep calling and asking around.

Vaccine Spotter seems to be keeping track of availability at Pharmacies and Wal-Mart.  Not sure how accurate/up-to-date it is, but it might be worth checking.


you.
rock
 
2021-04-13 4:13:30 PM  
huge being able to get it, I have a funeral for a friend to attend in June. out of state.
 
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