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(CP24 Toronto)   Ontario Premier Doug Ford is going to make an announcement today concerning the Canadian Covid surge. But based on the picture of Ford used in this article, perhaps we should be more concerned that aliens who have taken over his body might have something to say   (cp24.com) divider line
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2021-04-12 1:06:16 PM  
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2021-04-12 2:47:49 PM  
LOL, Rob Fords brother....

Why do they keep electing Ford's in Canada?
 
2021-04-12 3:52:49 PM  

dletter: LOL, Rob Fords brother....

Why do they keep electing Ford's in Canada?


Two does not make a trend.
 
2021-04-12 3:53:03 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:54:55 PM  
Sounds like CP24 isn't a big fan of him huh?
 
2021-04-12 3:55:15 PM  
Is he going to claim that COVID-19 is a hoax created by Justin Trudeau?
 
2021-04-12 3:55:32 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:56:19 PM  
Rob Ford crack video released
Youtube WjdTi1r-yRQ
 
2021-04-12 4:02:45 PM  
That headline was nearly Prefect, subby.
 
2021-04-12 4:02:57 PM  

dletter: LOL, Rob Fords brother....

Why do they keep electing Ford's in Canada?


This has to be one of the weirdest political dynasties ever. There's rock bands from the 70s that would have bounced them for having too many behavior issues.
 
2021-04-12 4:04:20 PM  

dletter: LOL, Rob Fords brother....

Why do they keep electing Ford's in Canada?


three if you count Daddy Ford
 
2021-04-12 4:04:30 PM  

dletter: LOL, Rob Fords brother....

Why do they keep electing Ford's in Canada?


The Progressive Conservative Party of Ontario elected Doug Ford to be their party leader.

Parliamentary governments (ie: most of the democratic world) generally don't directly elect their premier or prime minister, we vote for the candidate who will represent our riding at the federal level. The party that wins the most seats becomes the governing party, and their leader becomes premier or PM.

The previous (Liberal) government of Ontario was widely despised, and people voted for their local Conservative MP candidates. The Conservatives won. Ergo, Doug Ford became premier. The only people who directly voted for Ford were the people who live in the riding that he represents.
 
2021-04-12 4:12:40 PM  
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2021-04-12 4:14:56 PM  
Another announcement of an upcoming announcement.

At least they're on the same day this time, that's something, I guess.
 
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2021-04-12 4:19:02 PM  

dletter: LOL, Rob Fords brother....

Why do they keep electing Ford's in Canada?


because there's a lot of stupids who vote.
 
2021-04-12 4:28:11 PM  
Yesterday: Schools will remain open after the spring break.
Today: Schools will be closed after the spring break.

Schools are so safe that we need to close them.

These idiots were told in February that this would happen and did nothing. Now the system is about to collapse (again) and teachers/parents are scrambling last minute changing their plans because Doug Ford couldn't organise a gang bang in a whore house.
 
2021-04-12 4:34:03 PM  
Based on what Canucks I know say about him, an intervention to get him off drugs would be a good start.
 
2021-04-12 4:36:34 PM  
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Dopple those Fingals faster! The Third Wave is endangering my Flav-o-5 facilities!
 
2021-04-12 4:39:55 PM  
Have they cracked the problem?

I'll "boo" myself.
 
2021-04-12 4:40:09 PM  

Glenford: Doug Ford couldn't organise a gang bang in a whore house.


As apt as this is, I could do without the visual. I've always been preferential to "couldn't empty water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom."
 
2021-04-12 4:40:16 PM  

Glenford: Schools are so safe that we need to close them.


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2021-04-12 4:40:39 PM  
Ontario =/= Canada
 
2021-04-12 4:42:46 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Glenford: Schools are so safe that we need to close them.

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That will be the image that defines his tenure.
 
2021-04-12 4:44:35 PM  

Invincible: Glenford: Doug Ford couldn't organise a gang bang in a whore house.

As apt as this is, I could do without the visual. I've always been preferential to "couldn't empty water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom."


Fine. He couldn't organize a piss-up at a brewery.
 
2021-04-12 4:44:35 PM  
Knew this reminded me of something, took awhile to remember what...
https://youtu.be/dk_RAH6Ryok?t=384
/ Old game, but one of the classics...
 
2021-04-12 4:49:55 PM  
Jesus Christ, I didn't think anybody could look more frightening than Ex-President Useless Asshole.

Is Ford being sodomized with a cattle prod?
 
2021-04-12 4:50:13 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Sounds like CP24 isn't a big fan of him huh?


But so much of their digital assets and javascript are are loaded from ctvnews.ca.
 
2021-04-12 4:52:20 PM  
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2021-04-12 4:56:50 PM  
Is that even his final form?
 
2021-04-12 5:06:00 PM  

Glenford: Invincible: Glenford: Doug Ford couldn't organise a gang bang in a whore house.

As apt as this is, I could do without the visual. I've always been preferential to "couldn't empty water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom."

Fine. He couldn't organize a piss-up at a brewery.


Not even at a buck a beer? Surely you jest.
 
2021-04-12 5:07:45 PM  

Invincible: Glenford: Invincible: Glenford: Doug Ford couldn't organise a gang bang in a whore house.

As apt as this is, I could do without the visual. I've always been preferential to "couldn't empty water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom."

Fine. He couldn't organize a piss-up at a brewery.

Not even at a buck a beer? Surely you jest.


Any beer that costs a buck would taste like piss, so maybe?
 
2021-04-12 5:12:21 PM  
Hmm.. constricted pupils in the presence of bright studio lights....
 
2021-04-12 5:13:15 PM  

good_2_go: Ontario =/= Canada


Yeah the real action is in Flin Flon.
 
2021-04-12 5:16:40 PM  
Fark Dougie, fark the Cons, and fark every dipshiat redneck and spoiled suburbanite who voted for this galloping calamity of a party.
 
2021-04-12 5:18:58 PM  

Bondith: Fark Dougie, fark the Cons, and fark every dipshiat redneck and spoiled suburbanite who voted for this galloping calamity of a party.


Meanwhile on reddit, the mouth breathers are blaming teachers, unions and Trudeau. They're delusional.
 
2021-04-12 5:24:52 PM  

dletter: LOL, Rob Fords brother....

Why do they keep electing Ford's in Canada?


Can't get a Chevy into Parliament, I guess
 
2021-04-12 5:41:23 PM  

Glenford: Invincible: Glenford: Doug Ford couldn't organise a gang bang in a whore house.

As apt as this is, I could do without the visual. I've always been preferential to "couldn't empty water out of a boot if the instructions were written on the bottom."

Fine. He couldn't organize a piss-up at a brewery.


He couldn't organize a three man race to a five-hole outhouse...
 
2021-04-12 5:58:33 PM  

dletter: LOL, Rob Fords brother....

Why do they keep electing Ford's in Canada?


Same reason Quebec likes the name Trudeau.
 
2021-04-12 6:05:50 PM  
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2021-04-12 6:23:41 PM  
Doug Ford looks like two people wearing the same Rob Ford costume for Halloween
 
2021-04-12 6:31:25 PM  
Oh my, laughter is the best medicine but falling off the chair isn't so much.
 
2021-04-12 7:47:09 PM  
Why can't we us an apostrophe appropriately?
 
2021-04-12 7:50:02 PM  

Salmon: Why can't we us an apostrophe appropriately?


Because its they'res
 
2021-04-12 7:51:38 PM  
Salmon
Why can't we us an apostrophe appropriately?



Come on man, we? us?  Choose ONE.

Then find a verb.

:P
 
2021-04-12 8:37:49 PM  
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2021-04-12 8:45:42 PM  
There's a reason why some Ontarians refer to him as Drug Ford, just as his late brother was Blob Ford.
 
2021-04-12 9:13:50 PM  

Ignoramist: dletter: LOL, Rob Fords brother....

Why do they keep electing Ford's in Canada?

three if you count Daddy Ford


Four, with their nephew who's a councillor.
 
2021-04-12 9:17:10 PM  

good_2_go: Ontario =/= Canada


Ontario = 0.4 Camada
 
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