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(Mirror.co.uk)   "Loved my Mother's Day present, but my daughter was very upset about what we are now affectionately calling 'butt hole bear'"   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2021-04-12 1:35:37 PM  
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Hey Chet, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Ribald anal-themed woodworking and craft possibilities?

Actually, I was thinking it was time for lunch, but you do you, Chet.
 
2021-04-12 1:53:27 PM  
Butthole Bear:   I've heard they have dance clubs full of these in certain metro areas.
 
2021-04-12 1:56:39 PM  
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I still can't believe this was a thing.  This cult would be hilarious if they weren't so dangerous.
 
2021-04-12 1:56:54 PM  
Wow. Stop the presses.
 
2021-04-12 1:57:06 PM  
Butt-hole bear?

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2021-04-12 1:59:58 PM  
is this a Jordy Nelson thread again?
 
2021-04-12 2:04:26 PM  
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2021-04-12 2:04:40 PM  
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2021-04-12 2:05:18 PM  
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2021-04-12 2:05:52 PM  
Ya know, I would order one of the original ones (still available?  ha!  not a chance) except I know they will be gone in seconds.
 
2021-04-12 2:08:28 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image 850x639]

I still can't believe this was a thing.  This cult would be hilarious if they weren't so dangerous.


Stuffed with a real American flag! Show your respect for your nation by cramming its most prized symbol inside a bear.
 
2021-04-12 2:08:46 PM  
Also....

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2021-04-12 2:10:26 PM  
Butthole bears approve of butt hole bear
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2021-04-12 2:12:37 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image 850x639]

I still can't believe this was a thing.  This cult would be hilarious if they weren't so dangerous.

Stuffed with a real American flag! Show your respect for your nation by cramming its most prized symbol inside a bear.


Flag Code? What's that?
 
2021-04-12 2:15:01 PM  

Gleeman: Ivo Shandor: Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image 850x639]

I still can't believe this was a thing.  This cult would be hilarious if they weren't so dangerous.

Stuffed with a real American flag! Show your respect for your nation by cramming its most prized symbol inside a bear.

Flag Code? What's that?


Never heard of it. Sounds communist. Are you some kind of commie?
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2021-04-12 2:16:26 PM  
Wasn't "Butthole Bear" the Secret Service code name for Putin during the Trump administation?
 
2021-04-12 2:17:15 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Sounds communist.


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2021-04-12 2:17:41 PM  
That's charmin'
 
2021-04-12 2:17:48 PM  

IDisME: Also....

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Seems unremarkable without lipstick.
 
2021-04-12 2:19:39 PM  
The video that auto-plays after with the woman talking about Google Photos
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2021-04-12 2:22:46 PM  

gbv23: Butt-hole bear?

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Fark is old people
 
2021-04-12 2:23:41 PM  

steklo: Ivo Shandor: Sounds communist.

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Remember when Fark wasn't old people?  I guess that was Y2K...
 
2021-04-12 2:24:09 PM  

GrymRpr: The video that auto-plays after with the woman talking about Google Photos
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Hat trick
 
2021-04-12 2:30:19 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Gleeman: Ivo Shandor: Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image 850x639]

I still can't believe this was a thing.  This cult would be hilarious if they weren't so dangerous.

Stuffed with a real American flag! Show your respect for your nation by cramming its most prized symbol inside a bear.

Flag Code? What's that?

Never heard of it. Sounds communist. Are you some kind of commie?
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That is an outrage!   Who he hell drinks beer through a straw?
 
2021-04-12 2:30:45 PM  

thespindrifter: IDisME: Also....

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Seems unremarkable without lipstick.


Fine.

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2021-04-12 2:36:38 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Who he hell drinks beer through a straw?


Smithtown, NY Circa 1985

My girlfriend at the time would drink beer and those awful wine coolers with a straw. 30 mins later? She was sucking on something else.

yeah..me.
 
2021-04-12 2:40:05 PM  

steklo: Rapmaster2000: Who he hell drinks beer through a straw?

Smithtown, NY Circa 1985

My girlfriend at the time would drink beer and those awful wine coolers with a straw. 30 mins later? She was sucking on something else.

yeah..me.


Not just you
 
2021-04-12 2:41:49 PM  
Is there a way to see what the hell they are talking about without watching a video?
 
2021-04-12 2:41:50 PM  
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2021-04-12 2:42:05 PM  
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2021-04-12 2:48:35 PM  

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Woooooow...
 
2021-04-12 2:59:38 PM  

cwheelie: Not just you


So i've heard. Thanks.
 
2021-04-12 3:00:32 PM  
Did I miss Mother's Day?

*checks calendar*

Oh thank farking god.
 
2021-04-12 3:03:54 PM  
Well, I guess I'm never going to see the butt hole Bear Because the air the key before and kept recycling and then it went to a different video. That's one great website. Thanks so much for linking us to it.
 
2021-04-12 3:04:51 PM  

MythDragon: Is there a way to see what the hell they are talking about without watching a video?


Schmerd1948: Well, I guess I'm never going to see the butt hole Bear Because the air the key before and kept recycling and then it went to a different video. That's one great website. Thanks so much for linking us to it.


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2021-04-12 3:13:26 PM  

Gleeman: Ivo Shandor: Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image 850x639]

I still can't believe this was a thing.  This cult would be hilarious if they weren't so dangerous.

Stuffed with a real American flag! Show your respect for your nation by cramming its most prized symbol inside a bear.

Flag Code? What's that?


It's like the hankie code but with flags.
 
2021-04-12 3:33:48 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Ivo Shandor: Gleeman: Ivo Shandor: Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image 850x639]

I still can't believe this was a thing.  This cult would be hilarious if they weren't so dangerous.

Stuffed with a real American flag! Show your respect for your nation by cramming its most prized symbol inside a bear.

Flag Code? What's that?

Never heard of it. Sounds communist. Are you some kind of commie?
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That is an outrage!   Who he hell drinks beer through a straw?


My friend Leon, back in the '70's.
 
2021-04-12 3:34:33 PM  

fiddlehead: [Fark user image image 580x580]


Something something glazed donut something.
 
2021-04-12 3:38:05 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: My friend Leon, back in the '70's.


Yes. Back in the day, it was said that drinking booze with a straw got you drunk faster. I don't know if there's any truth to that but if the GF wanted to drink her wine cooler with a straw, I got her a straw.
 
2021-04-12 3:43:12 PM  
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2021-04-12 3:47:55 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Rapmaster2000: [Fark user image 850x639]

I still can't believe this was a thing.  This cult would be hilarious if they weren't so dangerous.

Stuffed with a real American flag! Show your respect for your nation by cramming its most prized symbol inside a bear.


I honestly if I saw that thing I'd assume it was a kitschy parody of the guy, not an homage. I remember GWB "toys" that would say "Put food on your family" and shiat like that.
 
2021-04-12 3:50:46 PM  

IHadMeAVision: I remember GWB "toys" that would say "Put food on your family" and shiat like that.


I had a quote-a-day desk calendar.
 
2021-04-12 3:59:55 PM  

steklo: Smithtown, NY Circa 1985


I'm not sure what this particular detail was meant to convey but it's certainly evocative of bad hair, badder accents, and a route 25 used car lot.
 
2021-04-12 4:04:21 PM  

IHadMeAVision: I'm not sure what this particular detail was meant to convey


Whenever I write a CSB I try to include the town. You never know who you might meet that was from there or something.

Route 25 used car lot?

Thanks for the chuckle....
 
2021-04-12 4:19:36 PM  

IDisME: Also....

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2021-04-12 5:09:26 PM  

orbister: IDisME: Also....

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Moms everywhere are going to love these! Thanks for the tip.
 
2021-04-12 5:11:41 PM  
Welcome to Fark, here is your cat...

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2021-04-12 5:13:14 PM  

orbister: IDisME: Also....

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The things I do around here....
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2021-04-12 5:55:30 PM  

baxterdog: orbister: IDisME: Also....

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Moms everywhere are going to love these! Thanks for the tip.


The only person I know who would really appreciate one of these for her kitchen - a very elegant, upright person - already has one ...
 
2021-04-12 8:49:17 PM  
WTF, 45 comments and no dog butt Jesus?
 
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