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2021-04-12 7:40:42 AM  
Could be worse.
Coulda ragequit.
 
2021-04-12 7:42:53 AM  
He'll be back
 
2021-04-12 8:24:59 AM  
Quitter.
 
2021-04-12 8:35:38 AM  
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2021-04-12 9:01:17 AM  
probably a career-ending wrist injury
 
2021-04-12 9:21:59 AM  
 
2021-04-12 9:23:36 AM  
This feels old or may be a copycat.
 
2021-04-12 9:24:20 AM  
I ain't retiring.
 
2021-04-12 9:25:06 AM  
Yeah, it's all happy fun sexy time at first buddy.

You'll be back.
 
2021-04-12 9:26:02 AM  
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2021-04-12 9:26:45 AM  
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2021-04-12 9:26:47 AM  
Well, we could view the decision as a "more for us" moment. Feeling that it was necessary to make the announcement in the comment section of a trade "organ" might indicate that the choice to walk away was correct in this individual case though.

Go somewhere and be happy.
DNRTFA
Could not care less what any of you jizz-dribbling bandits do.
 
2021-04-12 9:26:50 AM  
People read the comments at a porn site?

/same ones that read Playboy for the articles
 
2021-04-12 9:30:23 AM  
Put a ring on her finger and wait a year or two.  He'll be back.
 
2021-04-12 9:30:28 AM  

morg: This feels old mature or may be a copycat twin.


FTFY
 
2021-04-12 9:37:10 AM  

Christian Liberal: People read the comments at a porn site?

/same ones that read Playboy for the articles


I'll glance them.  It's amazing that:

1)  People have memberships to a free service
2)  What they say like "wow, that was amazing", it's oddly fascinating.
 
2021-04-12 9:38:44 AM  

Christian Liberal: People read the comments at a porn site?

/same ones that read Playboy for the articles


It was 90% articles, there were far better choices if one was not interested in the articles.
 
2021-04-12 9:39:05 AM  
Poor guy.

If he'd found the right person, the one he really loves and who truly loves him, she'd be joining him watching porn. She'd be part of the activity, or tolerant of it, or encourage it. That's what my partner and I have. A healthy, truly in-love couple can enjoy porn together and not feel threatened by the people in the videos.

What he's doing is not "retiring from watching porn because it makes him feel like he's cheating" -- He's likely being told that if he doesn't give up porn, it's "like he's cheating" and she won't tolerate it. Been there, done that, had a spouse who would tear pictures of attractive women out of Rolling Stone and SPIN magazine. I mean, not even porn. When people are so insecure that they can't allow you to look at other people, that's not love. That's possessiveness.

He found someone, I'm sure. And she made her feelings on him looking at other women naked very clear and gave him a choice. And he's obviously going to pick the one in front of him rather than the ones on screen.

But his condescension toward the others was a smokescreen. He's being made to quit. He'll be back in a few months. And hopefully, some day he finds that partner that doesn't make him stop enjoying healthy sexual media and instead of shaming him, joins him.
 
2021-04-12 9:48:03 AM  
Too slow to hit the Wife "Panic" button.
 
2021-04-12 9:49:14 AM  

brantgoose: Too slow to hit the Wife "Panic" button.


Alt+tab malfunction at the worst time.
 
2021-04-12 9:49:18 AM  
His Valentine card
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2021-04-12 9:55:40 AM  

State_College_Arsonist: Put a ring on her finger and wait a year or two.  He'll be back.


Wedding rings are like magic.
Put one on and your wife loses interest but other women seem MORE interested.
 
2021-04-12 9:56:43 AM  

WilderKWight: Poor guy.

If he'd found the right person, the one he really loves and who truly loves him, she'd be joining him watching porn. She'd be part of the activity, or tolerant of it, or encourage it. That's what my partner and I have. A healthy, truly in-love couple can enjoy porn together and not feel threatened by the people in the videos.

What he's doing is not "retiring from watching porn because it makes him feel like he's cheating" -- He's likely being told that if he doesn't give up porn, it's "like he's cheating" and she won't tolerate it. Been there, done that, had a spouse who would tear pictures of attractive women out of Rolling Stone and SPIN magazine. I mean, not even porn. When people are so insecure that they can't allow you to look at other people, that's not love. That's possessiveness.

He found someone, I'm sure. And she made her feelings on him looking at other women naked very clear and gave him a choice. And he's obviously going to pick the one in front of him rather than the ones on screen.

But his condescension toward the others was a smokescreen. He's being made to quit. He'll be back in a few months. And hopefully, some day he finds that partner that doesn't make him stop enjoying healthy sexual media and instead of shaming him, joins him.


I think you are making an awful lot of very strange assumptions.
 
2021-04-12 9:57:15 AM  
Now he's living on sexual security, until that probably runs out.
 
2021-04-12 9:58:34 AM  

SpectroBoy: State_College_Arsonist: Put a ring on her finger and wait a year or two.  He'll be back.

Wedding rings are like magic.
Put one on and your wife loses interest but other women seem MORE interested.


It also sends out a high frequency pulse to alert all of the exes to start calling you.
 
2021-04-12 10:10:58 AM  
Wife-like typing detected?

/you guys are slipping
//get off my lawn
///all three of you
 
2021-04-12 10:11:49 AM  
I jerked off to his post.
 
2021-04-12 10:17:54 AM  

Christian Liberal: People read the comments at a porn site?

/same ones that read Playboy for the articles


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Really, that old joke needs to be put to bed.

Even back in the day, Playboy nude photos were kind of more tasteful than decent wack material.  Better than the panty section of the Sears catalog, but not better than Hustler and the harder stuff.
 
2021-04-12 10:24:07 AM  

apoptotic: Wife-like typing detected?

/you guys are slipping
//get off my lawn
///all three of you


She wrote that. Or threatened departure if he didn't rewrite it in front of her so he didn't sound so much like a henpecked little biatch.

She wrote that.
 
2021-04-12 10:26:23 AM  
See you soon :)  👐👐👐👐👐👐👐👐
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2021-04-12 10:27:53 AM  
So he got a new step-sister? Did he meet her when she got stuck bent over in a cabinet?
 
2021-04-12 10:28:47 AM  
Question:

Does the username "liljdub1" imply this guy is a Jehovah's Witness? Because as I understand it they take a more dim view on porn than your garden-variety fundagelical, and they think porn is the worst thing ever. (Doesn't stop them from using it of course, they just get mad at the people who make it.)
 
2021-04-12 10:52:33 AM  
Let's give him a hand!
 
2021-04-12 11:02:35 AM  
From my dead, tired right hand.
 
2021-04-12 11:38:00 AM  

apoptotic: Wife-like typing detected?

/you guys are slipping
//get off my lawn
///all three of you


Spouse-like typing detected, agreed.
 
2021-04-12 12:01:08 PM  
Six months tops.
 
2021-04-12 12:45:05 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Warning: some entries on r/pornhubcomments are naturally NSFW


Some of those comments are truly farkworthy....

"WankerTexasRanger"... You know he is here somewhere....

Scrolling the comments...  While lauding the "high class" quality of one porn video's Jazz music. poster concludes... "I did not Cum, I arrived"....  LOLOL
 
2021-04-12 12:47:48 PM  
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2021-04-12 12:57:08 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Warning: some entries on r/pornhubcomments are naturally NSFW



OMg..... BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ObiWansAnal:  "Master Yoda would be ashamed of me"
Three days later
SexiestYodaIAM:  "Ashamed I am not, good taste you have"
 
2021-04-12 1:32:55 PM  
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2021-04-12 1:33:37 PM  
FTFA
the substance of the video is not clear
I Think we all get the idea. And it ain't Mary Poppins
 
2021-04-12 1:51:05 PM  
His new girlfriend probably made him post that after she caught him watching porn.
 
2021-04-12 2:28:05 PM  
Maybe I'm just getting old but damn porn has gotten boring. Maybe it's just a lack of novelty. When you've seen every possible combination of bodies and penetrations of orifices it just loses it's newness.
 
2021-04-12 10:09:44 PM  
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