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(Politico)   Wealthy Republican donors would rather eat out in Palm Beach than listen to Donald Trump complain at Mar-A-Lago   (politico.com) divider line
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2021-04-11 11:03:15 PM  
One day Mar-a-lago will be empty except for one servant and Trump wandering around the empty dining rooms, smeared in feces with Kleenex boxes on his feet.
 
2021-04-12 2:07:03 AM  

cretinbob: One day Mar-a-lago will be empty except for one servant and Trump wandering around the empty dining rooms, smeared in feces with Kleenex boxes on his feet.


With Melania doing a huge jigsaw puzzle next to a giant fireplace...
 
2021-04-12 2:31:47 AM  
"It was dour. He didn't talk about the positive things that his administration has done."

Not going to count a huge tax break for the rich as positive, and not going to count Obama's Veteran's bill for which Trump tried to steal the credit, so...some sort of legal prison sentencing reform? But Sessions was a shill for the private prison industry so it likely was mitigated for the worse in action.

That's it. That's the lone positive thing that I can recall, and it would have taken 45 seconds to cover in full, and It's not likely that Trump remembers it in any case.
 
2021-04-12 2:46:10 AM  
Y'all rolled in shiat. Y'all are going to live with the stink for some time.
 
2021-04-12 2:49:29 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: "It was dour. He didn't talk about the positive things that his administration has done."

Not going to count a huge tax break for the rich as positive, and not going to count Obama's Veteran's bill for which Trump tried to steal the credit, so...some sort of legal prison sentencing reform? But Sessions was a shill for the private prison industry so it likely was mitigated for the worse in action.

That's it. That's the lone positive thing that I can recall, and it would have taken 45 seconds to cover in full, and It's not likely that Trump remembers it in any case.


Wasn't there sone animal-rights bill that made, amongs other things, dog fighting federally illegal? I believe trumpy signed that one without comnent.

/absolutely the only positive thing from back then that i can sorta remember
 
2021-04-12 2:53:08 AM  

PaulRB: cretinbob: One day Mar-a-lago will be empty except for one servant and Trump wandering around the empty dining rooms, smeared in feces with Kleenex boxes on his feet.

With Melania doing a huge jigsaw puzzle next to a giant fireplace...


Fark is neither of your personal erotica site.
 
2021-04-12 2:55:03 AM  
Sheeeiiittt! All I got to do at a Bernie rally was wave a sign. No wonder Trump's rallies are so popular!
 
2021-04-12 3:00:29 AM  
Did Matt Gaetz headlining the Woman for Trump speech not go well?
 
2021-04-12 3:00:44 AM  

Skeleton Man: PaulRB: cretinbob: One day Mar-a-lago will be empty except for one servant and Trump wandering around the empty dining rooms, smeared in feces with Kleenex boxes on his feet.

With Melania doing a huge jigsaw puzzle next to a giant fireplace...

Fark is neither of your personal erotica site.


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2021-04-12 3:12:58 AM  
MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE (R-Ga.). Someone announced her father was ill and given "only 24 hours to live."

Covid?
 
2021-04-12 3:15:17 AM  

cretinbob: One day Mar-a-lago will be empty except for one servant and Trump wandering around the empty dining rooms, smeared in feces with Kleenex boxes on his feet.


... one day...?
 
2021-04-12 3:19:30 AM  
Instead, Trump used the final night of the retreat to talk about himself, his grievances and how he plans to enact retribution against those who voted to impeach him

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It wouldn't BE a Donnie** Twopeach speech without talking about himself.
 
2021-04-12 3:24:25 AM  

PaulRB: cretinbob: One day Mar-a-lago will be empty except for one servant and Trump wandering around the empty dining rooms, smeared in feces with Kleenex boxes on his feet.

With Melania doing a huge jigsaw puzzle next to a giant fireplace...


For the purpose of this story, the Mar A Lago tennis instructor is referred to as "a jigsaw puzzle."
 
2021-04-12 3:26:10 AM  

Archie Goodwin: It wouldn't BE a Donnie** Twopeach speech without talking about himself.


He's never demonstrated the ability to talk about anything else.
 
2021-04-12 3:26:29 AM  

saturn badger: MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE (R-Ga.). Someone announced her father was ill and given "only 24 hours to live."

Covid?


She's such a goddamn rookie. If you're gonna use terminal illness as an excuse to get out of something, you have to make it a "Close Aunt/Uncle", because dying dad only works once.
 
2021-04-12 3:26:29 AM  

saturn badger: MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE (R-Ga.). Someone announced her father was ill and given "only 24 hours to live."

Covid?


Antifa.
 
2021-04-12 3:27:46 AM  

stoli n coke: PaulRB: cretinbob: One day Mar-a-lago will be empty except for one servant and Trump wandering around the empty dining rooms, smeared in feces with Kleenex boxes on his feet.

With Melania doing a huge jigsaw puzzle next to a giant fireplace...

For the purpose of this story, the Mar A Lago tennis instructor is referred to as "a jigsaw puzzle."


And the 'tennis instructor' stopped returning her calls once the checks started bouncing.
 
2021-04-12 3:32:06 AM  

stoli n coke: PaulRB: cretinbob: One day Mar-a-lago will be empty except for one servant and Trump wandering around the empty dining rooms, smeared in feces with Kleenex boxes on his feet.

With Melania doing a huge jigsaw puzzle next to a giant fireplace...

For the purpose of this story, the Mar A Lago tennis instructor is referred to as "a jigsaw puzzle."


Actually, "a jigsaw puzzle" refers to the Mar-a-lago tennis instructor's giant cock. She works it like a Rubick's cube.

/She can't see well.
 
2021-04-12 3:32:58 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: "It was dour. He didn't talk about the positive things that his administration has done."


Doesn't "has done"have the implication that the doer still exists? Versus the simple "did"v which didn't do so necessarily?

Like "Bob has done some great things" kinda implies Bob is still alive, whereas if he were dead you'd say "Bob did some great things"?
 
2021-04-12 3:35:43 AM  
I'd rather drink sewer effluent straight from the intake pipe than eat dinner with that drooling non-entity.
 
2021-04-12 3:40:06 AM  
No acts of strength but plenty of airing of grievances?

Worst. Festivus. Evar.
 
2021-04-12 3:43:38 AM  

Soy Cowboy: stoli n coke: PaulRB: cretinbob: One day Mar-a-lago will be empty except for one servant and Trump wandering around the empty dining rooms, smeared in feces with Kleenex boxes on his feet.

With Melania doing a huge jigsaw puzzle next to a giant fireplace...

For the purpose of this story, the Mar A Lago tennis instructor is referred to as "a jigsaw puzzle."

Actually, "a jigsaw puzzle" refers to the Mar-a-lago tennis instructor's giant cock. She works it like a Rubick's cube.

/She can't see well.


Yet she didn't let her impaired vision stop her from learning how to say "that costs extra" in 6 languages and getting herself an Epstein visa.
 
2021-04-12 3:45:10 AM  

quatchi: No acts of strength but plenty of airing of grievances?

Worst. Festivus. Evar.


No feats of strength? I'll have you know he toddled up a gentle incline for 50 whole feet and only had to stop to catch his breath once.
 
2021-04-12 3:46:07 AM  
Liberals deserve an intelligent adversary to debate our ideas against.

Conservatives have abandoned being our foil and have reframed the debate to be about changing culture.

They rail against SJWs, "safe spaces", woke capitalism, and corporate-Communism. "Trigger warnings" and "Happy Holidays" on Starbucks cups. They hate "snowflakes", "cancel culture", socialism, and "reverse racism". They can't stand all of our virtue-signaling, race-baiting, and otherwise anti-white woke agendas.

None of which really translates into a government platform really. None of it has much to do with politics...

But, that is our foil now. That is what we have now instead of intelligent conservative thought to provide counter arguments to our ideas. People who don't care about governance, but hate some Americans and take a political stance arbitrarily because they think it will annoy them.

And because Trump genuinely OWNS 80% or so of their voting base. This is a feature of American politics for years to come. Donors can't do nothing about it. And Trump will profit off of them.
 
2021-04-12 3:50:38 AM  

Gyrfalcon: I'd rather drink sewer effluent straight from the intake pipe than eat dinner with that drooling non-entity.


I'd definitely accept a dinner invitation just once, solely for the purpose of seeing that cartoonish villain up close, to verify its reality. I'd have upon my face a look of utter incredulity the entire time as he would boast and brag of his imaginary accomplishments, but he would mistake it for an expression of awe and gratitude at being in his august presence.

I just gotta see the train wreck up-close. Pre-COVID, I'd have gone to a Trump rally for the same reason: to gawk at some of the worst humanity in existence.
 
2021-04-12 3:51:41 AM  

stoli n coke: quatchi: No acts of strength but plenty of airing of grievances?

Worst. Festivus. Evar.

No feats of strength? I'll have you know he toddled up a gentle incline for 50 whole feet and only had to stop to catch his breath once.


Well, yeah that is impressive for the old fat fiddled fark but he did it with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe the whole time so the entire effort is disqualified.

/Hey, I don't make the rules.
//Well, other than that one.
 
2021-04-12 4:14:49 AM  
Old people complain. Hell I'm not nearly as old as him and all I do is complain. I'm complaining about him complaining. Is this Portal?
 
2021-04-12 4:27:45 AM  
Republicans eating out in Palm Beach sounds a bit fishy
 
2021-04-12 4:29:19 AM  
Evil AND dumb. Yet still somehow rich. Must be that rugged individualism.
 
2021-04-12 4:35:29 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: "It was dour. He didn't talk about the positive things that his administration has done."

Not going to count a huge tax break for the rich as positive, and not going to count Obama's Veteran's bill for which Trump tried to steal the credit, so...some sort of legal prison sentencing reform? But Sessions was a shill for the private prison industry so it likely was mitigated for the worse in action.

That's it. That's the lone positive thing that I can recall, and it would have taken 45 seconds to cover in full, and It's not likely that Trump remembers it in any case.


From the point of view of Republican donors all the regulation slashing that lets them more easily cheat and steal and all those judges that will let them get away with anything are very positive things.
 
2021-04-12 4:51:15 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: "It was dour. He didn't talk about the positive things that his administration has done."

Not going to count a huge tax break for the rich as positive, and not going to count Obama's Veteran's bill for which Trump tried to steal the credit, so...some sort of legal prison sentencing reform? But Sessions was a shill for the private prison industry so it likely was mitigated for the worse in action.

That's it. That's the lone positive thing that I can recall, and it would have taken 45 seconds to cover in full, and It's not likely that Trump remembers it in any case.


had done, MAGAets. past tense. 45's administration is gone and it ain't coming back, no matter how many kraken pillows you buy.

the lone positive thing I can recall is that, after 612 excruciating years, it ended.
 
2021-04-12 4:53:39 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Skeleton Man: PaulRB: cretinbob: One day Mar-a-lago will be empty except for one servant and Trump wandering around the empty dining rooms, smeared in feces with Kleenex boxes on his feet.

With Melania doing a huge jigsaw puzzle next to a giant fireplace...

Fark is neither of your personal erotica site.

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yeah Subby, phrasing.

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2021-04-12 4:55:21 AM  

cretinbob: One day Mar-a-lago will be empty except for one servant and Trump wandering around the empty dining rooms, smeared in feces with Kleenex boxes on his feet.


Nope
In less than 20 years Mar-a-lago will be under water.
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2021-04-12 4:58:55 AM  
Odd how the King of grievance politics can't give a positive speech.
 
2021-04-12 5:19:33 AM  

jook: saturn badger: MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE (R-Ga.). Someone announced her father was ill and given "only 24 hours to live."

Covid?

She's such a goddamn rookie. If you're gonna use terminal illness as an excuse to get out of something, you have to make it a "Close Aunt/Uncle", because dying dad only works once.


It's what entitled teenagers use to get out of midterms at Ivy League unis. Except they use grandparents. That gives them 4 different midterms to get out of.
 
2021-04-12 5:19:39 AM  

Captain Shaky: Liberals deserve an intelligent adversary to debate our ideas against.

Conservatives have abandoned being our foil and have reframed the debate to be about changing culture.

They rail against SJWs, "safe spaces", woke capitalism, and corporate-Communism. "Trigger warnings" and "Happy Holidays" on Starbucks cups. They hate "snowflakes", "cancel culture", socialism, and "reverse racism". They can't stand all of our virtue-signaling, race-baiting, and otherwise anti-white woke agendas.

None of which really translates into a government platform really. None of it has much to do with politics...

But, that is our foil now. That is what we have now instead of intelligent conservative thought to provide counter arguments to our ideas. People who don't care about governance, but hate some Americans and take a political stance arbitrarily because they think it will annoy them.

And because Trump genuinely OWNS 80% or so of their voting base. This is a feature of American politics for years to come. Donors can't do nothing about it. And Trump will profit off of them.


Now faved in real Benjamin Green, like all the good ones.
 
2021-04-12 6:30:23 AM  
I think we all saw this coming. Now, hang this fetid, rotting albatross and make sure it stays around the GOP's neck.
 
2021-04-12 6:38:18 AM  
"It was dour. He didn't talk about the positive things that his administration has done."

Aha! The rare and critically endangered Humorus conservativus makes an appearance. We should study this precious creature before it goes extinct.
 
2021-04-12 7:39:24 AM  
All he had to do was mention the Trump Vaccines. They were developed under his administration, distribution started under his administration. Make Trump Vaccines part of his greatest hits. And I don't even care if he called them the Trump Vaccines if it encourages more Republican men to get them, which they'll only do if Dear Leader tells them to. He can even raise money off of it from these morons. But Trump can't even do that for some reason.
 
2021-04-12 7:46:03 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: That's the lone positive thing that I can recall,


The renegotiation of the inter country postal rates is actually a pretty good thing. The old rates were giving an unfair advantage to companies in China (and other places) who were able to mail items at rates far below what it cost to deliver, with the difference made up by US citizens.

https://www.govexec.com/management/20​1​9/09/us-remain-international-postal-ag​ency-after-securing-more-favorable-dea​l-american-mailers/160182/

But that doesn't cancel out the genocide and rampant theft that are the hallmark of his presidency.
 
2021-04-12 7:46:35 AM  

Smoking GNU: Wasn't there sone animal-rights bill that made, amongs other things, dog fighting federally illegal? I believe trumpy signed that one without comnent.


Probably because it was competing with Donald's secret Bum Fights arena racket.
 
2021-04-12 7:47:01 AM  

killershark: All he had to do was mention the Trump Vaccines. They were developed under his administration, distribution started under his administration. Make Trump Vaccines part of his greatest hits. And I don't even care if he called them the Trump Vaccines if it encourages more Republican men to get them, which they'll only do if Dear Leader tells them to. He can even raise money off of it from these morons. But Trump can't even do that for some reason.


Doing that would be admitting there's something to be vaccinated against
 
2021-04-12 7:52:45 AM  

Catlenfell: Odd how the King of grievance politics can't give a positive speech.


He was a sore winner in 2016 and a sore loser in 2020.
 
2021-04-12 7:53:59 AM  
Suddenly they don't like being the middle slot in a human centipede so much?

But the past seven years told me they loved eating and spouting his shiat.
 
2021-04-12 8:01:56 AM  
He's not likely to give you stuff in return for a seed investment, and NOW you notice what a terrible human he is?
 
2021-04-12 8:02:28 AM  
"It was horrible, it was long and negative," one attendee with a donor in the room tells Playbook. "It was dour. He didn't talk about the positive things that his administration has done."

With how often we find essentially the same quote from different people, it might start to dawn on them that there was nothing positive. Horrible, long and negative was the entire essence of his presidency. They don't realize that this is what sustains the base, they just hate things.
 
2021-04-12 8:04:22 AM  
The fact that they even had to shuttle from the Four Seasons resort where the retreat was being held to Mar-a-Lago for Trump's speech was enough of a sign of fealty to Trump, donors told us.


they were glad that rudy wasn't in charge of booking or they would've ended up at the four seasons alligator safari park
 
2021-04-12 8:18:27 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: The fact that they even had to shuttle from the Four Seasons resort where the retreat was being held to Mar-a-Lago for Trump's speech was enough of a sign of fealty to Trump, donors told us.


they were glad that rudy wasn't in charge of booking or they would've ended up at the four seasons alligator safari park


It's funny that they complain about the shuttle...but they all got on board and did exactly what Trump wanted them to
 
2021-04-12 8:30:46 AM  
it won't be long...

I had a was your friend and was a big baseball player
Back in high school
He I could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool boy
Saw him the other night at this roadside bar
I was walking in, he was walking out
We went back inside sat down had a few drinks
But all he kept talking about was

Glory days well they'll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye
Glory days, glory days


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2021-04-12 8:36:36 AM  
POLITICO Playbook: GOP donors privately pan Trump's 'horrible' RNC speech

Let me know if they ever grow the stones to publicly say shiat. Until then, miss me with all this crap. It means nothing. It's political masturbation.
 
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