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(Texas Monthly)   Five bottles of Texan celebrity booze that's worthy of you pouring it down the drain for something way better   (texasmonthly.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Tequila, Bourbon whiskey, ZZ Top, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Billy Gibbons, Agave, pair's new Hill Country distillery, Matthew McConaughey  
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2021-04-11 9:58:38 PM  
Boo, that's not alright alright alright.
 
2021-04-12 2:19:25 AM  
What do Zsa Zsa Gabor, Matthew McConaughey, and the Rock have in common, aside from the fact that each is a perfect answer in the "celebrity dinner guest" debate?

The Rock would probably be a good dinner guest. I don't think I'd want to host the other two.
 
2021-04-12 5:43:28 AM  
Matthew McConaughey has been involved with Wild Turkey since 2016

The result, which launched in 2018, has

"Bourbon is a patient man's game," he adds. "You've got to wait many years for the juice you put down to age properly in that Kentucky climate. Our Longbranch is an eight-year-old Kentucky straight, so the juice I'll be drinking this year was laid down in the warehouse back in 2013.


Ummm... what?
 
2021-04-12 6:03:00 AM  
sorry Subs you lost me at, "Texas celebrity booze."

Gordon Bennett: What do Zsa Zsa Gabor, Matthew McConaughey, and the Rock have in common, aside from the fact that each is a perfect answer in the "celebrity dinner guest" debate?

The Rock would probably be a good dinner guest. I don't think I'd want to host the other two.


agreed.

also, have you seen his new TV programme? the dude just never fails to amaze me.

/we are in Brazil, so we just call them nuts
 
2021-04-12 7:06:49 AM  
That's only one booze where taste is involved. The rest are tequila.
 
2021-04-12 10:24:53 AM  
Got a bottle of the Longbranch for Christmas last year. It came with a free jar of Luxardo cherries. Made for decent Old Fashioneds.
 
2021-04-12 4:58:26 PM  

Thosw: Got a bottle of the Longbranch for Christmas last year. It came with a free jar of Luxardo cherries. Made for decent Old Fashioneds.


The problem with getting a jar of Luxardo cherries is you get spoiled when you goto a bar and get the usual crap cherries.
 
2021-04-12 10:43:48 PM  

FreeLawyer: Thosw: Got a bottle of the Longbranch for Christmas last year. It came with a free jar of Luxardo cherries. Made for decent Old Fashioneds.

The problem with getting a jar of Luxardo cherries is you get spoiled when you goto a bar and get the usual crap cherries.


Which is why I make my own old fashioneds now. And they're pretty damn good if I do say so myself. PB&J old fashioneds are my go-to at the moment.

Getting a $20 jar of cherries for free was a nice bonus.
 
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