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2021-04-11 3:15:47 PM  
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2021-04-11 3:17:27 PM  
Child rape ain't the soul of any nation I ever heard of!
 
2021-04-11 3:20:50 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Child rape ain't the soul of any nation I ever heard of!


But it does seem to be a part of the republican party platform.
 
2021-04-11 3:28:30 PM  
I assume that the feds have long since had enough evidence to get an arrest warrant for Gaetz, so the longer he keeps walking around uncharged the more incriminating evidence that is being uncovered?
 
2021-04-11 3:48:20 PM  
Goddamn I am enjoying every second of this, except the part where a pedophile conman is a sitting Congressman. I suppose it beats having one for a sitting President though, so progress I guess.
 
2021-04-11 3:53:55 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I assume that the feds have long since had enough evidence to get an arrest warrant for Gaetz, so the longer he keeps walking around uncharged the more incriminating evidence that is being uncovered?


Maybe not.  You can't arrest Congresscritters easily, as per the Constitution.  The feds may know he's done the very bad things.  But they will have to get an indictment for a felony in their hands before they lay a hand on him, otherwise Congress will collectively go spare.  Because "knowing" and "proving" are entirely different things, lawspeaking-wise, at lest if you want to put cuffs on a sitting Congresscritter.  Without testimony from someone who saw him balls-deep in a known underage girl (which may include said underage girl), they 'know' but can't necessarily 'prove'.  And as long as he's not actively trying to get middle school strange, they can't really arrest him because of said Congressional semi-immunity.  I would be willing to bet he's being monitored quite closely, since he's the sort of doofus would would try it again just cuz - and then they could arrest him for the straight-up crime he's in the middle of trying to commit (again, I'd put the odds at about 30% he gets caught like this in the next month).

I'd think the feds are trying to establish an ironclad case for a grand jury to indict - and not the ham sandwich indictments but one that is essentially a regular trial in its thoroughness, again for arresting a sitting Congresscritter.  I am also willing to bet that the feds made sure enough of this leaked to (a) try and stop him from trying it again, since everyone is watching, and (b) to see what kind of new evidence he digs up trying to hide it better.
 
2021-04-11 4:28:52 PM  
Firebrand?  He wants to be branded or set on fire?
Either?  Both!
 
2021-04-11 5:43:15 PM  

dionysusaur: Firebrand?  He wants to be branded or set on fire?
Either?  Both!


There's a great scene in the movie "Baby's Day Out" that both my sons loved and always made me cringe. Has to do with one of the bad guy setting his crotch on fire. And now I'm thinking of this for this piece of crap. And grinning broadly. Thank you!
 
2021-04-11 5:58:49 PM  
Gaspedo don't retreat, especially when the battle for the hole of underage girls calls.
 
2021-04-11 5:59:46 PM  
You know how you can tell that Matt Gaetz has a really bad lawyer? Because Matt Gaetz is not shutting his stupid mouth.
 
2021-04-11 6:17:49 PM  

iheartscotch: You know how you can tell that Matt Gaetz has a really bad lawyer? Because Matt Gaetz is not shutting his stupid mouth.


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2021-04-11 6:32:11 PM  
fire·brand
/ˈfī(ə)rˌbrand/

noun
1. a person who is passionate about a particular cause, typically inciting change and taking radical action.

Where does the sex with minors come in?

It's really quit fascinating to get inside the heads fo conservatives. They have really strange views of themselves.
 
2021-04-11 6:44:11 PM  
I just finished watching the documentary on Billy McFarland of the Fyre festival scam fame after another Farker recommended it. He ended up with only six years in Federal prison. This doesn't give me hope that Gaetz's sentence (when there is one) will be harsh enough.

I guess we keep learning nothing about white-boy, white-collar crime. Until sentences are stronger and they get tossed into regular prisons instead of Club Feds, nothing is going to change.
 
2021-04-11 6:44:52 PM  

dionysusaur: Firebrand?  He wants to be branded or set on fire?
Either?  Both!


He misspelled asshole
 
2021-04-11 6:59:59 PM  

cretinbob: dionysusaur: Firebrand?  He wants to be branded or set on fire?
Either?  Both!

He misspelled asshole


That's where to put the branding iron!
 
2021-04-11 7:04:05 PM  

iheartscotch: You know how you can tell that Matt Gaetz has a really bad lawyer? Because Matt Gaetz is not shutting his stupid mouth.


Well, Trump is his hero.
 
2021-04-11 7:45:42 PM  
"Firebrand". Sounds like the kind of guy who gives himself a nickname.
 
2021-04-11 7:46:07 PM  

iheartscotch: You know how you can tell that Matt Gaetz has a really bad lawyer? Because Matt Gaetz is not shutting his stupid mouth.


You can be a good lawyer and have a complete moron for a client.
 
2021-04-11 7:46:34 PM  
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2021-04-11 7:47:57 PM  
Firebrands trailblaze a path. Creeping on young women is farking up every step of humanity's advancement, you complete chocolate covered fark on a stick.
 
2021-04-11 7:48:09 PM  
"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel" - Samuel Johnson
 
2021-04-11 7:49:10 PM  

Paul Baumer: Goddamn I am enjoying every second of this, except the part where a pedophile conman is a sitting Congressman. I suppose it beats having one for a sitting President though, so progress I guess.


Gaetz is a slacker, Hastert the pedophile at least made Speaker of the House and the Republicans even named a rule after him.
 
2021-04-11 7:49:32 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I assume that the feds have long since had enough evidence to get an arrest warrant for Gaetz, so the longer he keeps walking around uncharged the more incriminating evidence that is being uncovered?


The world we live in, I am sure he'll skate. We had a KNOWN criminal in the White Hosue for four years, and nothing, and still nothing even after he's out.

There is no karma and there is no justice in this country for rich (or perceived rich) white straight (or perceived straight) males...especially those with an R or in a red state.
 
2021-04-11 7:49:32 PM  
"...battle for the soul of our country..."

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/ it's always battles and souls with these stupid assholes
 
2021-04-11 7:50:12 PM  
Snowflake drama queen says what?
 
2021-04-11 7:50:30 PM  
Is Firebrand the new Maverick?
 
2021-04-11 7:51:24 PM  
Firebrand!
Rogue!
Rebel!

Yeah. Right.
 
2021-04-11 7:51:29 PM  
Matt Gaetz may be corrupt, depraved, lecherous, perverted, rapey and creepy, but don't overlook dumb enough to use Venmo for criminal activity.

He's Pussy Grabber People. Ask Donald JOHN Trump.
 
2021-04-11 7:51:46 PM  
Besides pulling stunts like wearing a gas mask...what legislation has he brought forth?

Firebrands tend to actually acomplish things other than calling themselves "firebrands" cause they think it sounds cool
 
2021-04-11 7:52:22 PM  
The future of out country calls for human trafficking, prostitution, drug use, and statutory rape? And you guys thought the next 4 years we're going to be boring!
 
2021-04-11 7:53:39 PM  
He misspelled "sexual predator"
 
2021-04-11 7:54:12 PM  
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2021-04-11 7:54:21 PM  
He's going to self emulate isn't he?
 
2021-04-11 7:54:43 PM  
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2021-04-11 7:55:55 PM  
This is the best reply:

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2021-04-11 7:58:39 PM  

DrD'isInfotainment: He's going to self emulate isn't he?


These both work for Matt Gaetz.
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2021-04-11 7:59:42 PM  

dodecahedron: I just finished watching the documentary on Billy McFarland of the Fyre festival scam fame after another Farker recommended it. He ended up with only six years in Federal prison. This doesn't give me hope that Gaetz's sentence (when there is one) will be harsh enough.

I guess we keep learning nothing about white-boy, white-collar crime. Until sentences are stronger and they get tossed into regular prisons instead of Club Feds, nothing is going to change.


Federal sentences tend to be short with extremely hefty fines, and you don't get out early. So if it's 6 years, you serve 6 years. And I bet the fire festival guy paid like a million in fines. I knew a guy who got caught with a bunch of street signs, which is a federal offense apparently. $200,000.00 fine and since he was underage he joined the marines instead of facing the 2 year sentence.
 
2021-04-11 8:00:05 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Child rape ain't the soul of any nation I ever heard of!


... not even the Vatican?
 
2021-04-11 8:01:22 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Purple_Urkle: Child rape ain't the soul of any nation I ever heard of!

... not even the Vatican?


I thought that soul is fleecing the rubes.
 
2021-04-11 8:02:11 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Purple_Urkle: Child rape ain't the soul of any nation I ever heard of!

... not even the Vatican?


Kinky!

wait

that's a Blazing Saddles quote not...

you know what forget it
 
2021-04-11 8:06:20 PM  
Maybe it is just me but conservatives constantly go on about battle, war, violence.  It is all so very much a part of their lexicon.  They seem to have a fantasy where they are fighting something and the subjects of persecution.
 
2021-04-11 8:10:48 PM  
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2021-04-11 8:13:21 PM  
She's antifa trying to make Trump look bad
 
2021-04-11 8:16:35 PM  

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And in a few years all his potential dates will be reading about him in history books.

For their homework.
 
2021-04-11 8:16:51 PM  
Hunter Biden has the proof that Gaetz is innocent on his laptop. Shame he won't release the data.
 
2021-04-11 8:17:31 PM  
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2021-04-11 8:17:40 PM  
When the battle for the soul of our country calls, put it straight to voicemail. It has nothing constructive to say, believe me.
 
2021-04-11 8:18:54 PM  

Gergesa: Maybe it is just me but conservatives constantly go on about battle, war, violence.  It is all so very much a part of their lexicon.  They seem to have a fantasy where they are fighting something and the subjects of persecution.


THOSE ARE SURVEYORS' MARKS
 
2021-04-11 8:22:47 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Gergesa: Maybe it is just me but conservatives constantly go on about battle, war, violence.  It is all so very much a part of their lexicon.  They seem to have a fantasy where they are fighting something and the subjects of persecution.

THOSE ARE SURVEYORS' MARKS


So you're saying they're.... plumb crazy?
 
2021-04-11 8:23:26 PM  
The "crossing estate lions for immoral porposes" story only works the first day of the child rape annoucement.  It's now getting too old.  Gaetz could have resigned while there was a modicom of humor.  Now he just a felon-in-waiting to see what the FBI has on the menu.  Circulating all the photos of him with every last GOP member of congress is almost done, too.
 
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