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2021-04-11 8:14:53 AM  
If they call it the Trumpcine, then you have to take it in the ass.
 
2021-04-11 8:17:36 AM  
I am not even calling it the Anthropocene. Trumpocene is just not on, although he is admitted the fattest and dumbest orange caveman since Fred Flintstone went to a Halloween party as a giant pumpkin berry like in that Ringo Starr movie.
 
2021-04-11 8:25:12 AM  
Sadly for Trumpypants I have just enough of a memory left to remember all the various ways he tried to murder US citizens such as by gutting the overseas pandemic monitoring employees, as some kind of tantrum response to China, and spreading misinformation, by hamstringing the CDC further by insisting they spread misinformation.   You know the rest, no need for me to go on.

Every time he opens his burger hole, he just reminds the world what a giant piece of filthy he is, and just how little regard he has for human lives.
 
2021-04-11 8:34:46 AM  
The dude is responsible for more than half a million deaths in less than a year.

How about we call it the Trump Virus leave the vaceine alone?
 
2021-04-11 9:19:07 AM  
If it will make more Republicans take the shot, go for it. If the 40% of the Marines refusing to be vaccinated feel better because it's called the "Trumpcine," fine. The name nauseates me, but I'm an adult. I can stand it.
 
2021-04-11 10:00:32 AM  
That the hell?  I thought we were renaming the disease after him?
 
2021-04-11 10:01:21 AM  
But then what will I call my smoothie of diet coke, hydroxychroloquine and bleach?!
 
2021-04-11 10:09:57 AM  
If it makes the idiots get vaccinated, call it whatever you want. Call it the Bolsonarisine in Brazil if that will help too.
 
2021-04-11 10:13:25 AM  
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2021-04-11 10:18:12 AM  

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Hmmm...what if Trump insisting on calling it the Trumpcine is the only way to get MAGAts to take the damn thing?

/I like the term "Fauci ouchie" myself
 
2021-04-11 10:28:17 AM  

SurfaceTension: Herb Utsmelz: [Fark user image image 540x474]

Hmmm...what if Trump insisting on calling it the Trumpcine is the only way to get MAGAts to take the damn thing?

/I like the term "Fauci ouchie" myself


At this point I don't give a rat's ass if they take it or not.  I've decided to adopt their creed of "F•ck you, I got mine."
 
2021-04-11 10:49:02 AM  
Shouldn't The Onion articles have a Satire t...

*holds hand to earpiece*

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN'T SATIRE???!!!??
 
2021-04-11 10:54:38 AM  
More proof that Trump has no idea what work is: he'll gladly take credit for the hundreds if not thousands of people who actually did the research, creation, and testing of a vaccine. Saying "we need a vaccine" is not some innovative idea of a genius.

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2021-04-11 11:09:01 AM  
I believe Trump should get the credit for 500,000 wrongful deaths. His inaction and "nothing to see here" shtick killed people.
 
2021-04-11 11:14:44 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: That the hell?  I thought we were renaming the disease after him?


I thought that we already agreed on Captain Trumps....

/ it's a reference to the virus from the book The Stand.

// I really can't recommend anything written by Stephen King because the dude is F-ed up. The Stand has one dude rape another dude using a gun. IT has a cp orgy. The Dark Tower is just a shiatier version of Solomon Cain.
 
2021-04-11 11:21:43 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: At this point I don't give a rat's ass if they take it or not.  I've decided to adopt their creed of "F•ck you, I got mine."


do you know how I know you don't understand how vaccines work?
 
2021-04-11 11:29:46 AM  
This is pure Trump.  He wants credit for the good while avoiding any responsibility for anything bad.  And he gets away with it.
 
2021-04-11 11:30:29 AM  
Also, my fear, is that like so many other things, if Trump puts his name on it it will go to shiatt.
 
2021-04-11 11:35:07 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Herb Utsmelz: At this point I don't give a rat's ass if they take it or not.  I've decided to adopt their creed of "F•ck you, I got mine."

do you know how I know you don't understand how vaccines work?


Spare me your sanctimony.
 
2021-04-11 11:39:09 AM  
Here's a deal, I'll start calling it the "Trumpcine" as soon as you get your braindead followers to take it.
 
2021-04-11 11:39:30 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Herb Utsmelz: At this point I don't give a rat's ass if they take it or not.  I've decided to adopt their creed of "F•ck you, I got mine."

do you know how I know you don't understand how vaccines work?


I am past giving a shiat about kowtowing to MAGAt feelings. Either get the shot or don't, but don't ask me to cater to your dumbass whims to convince you.
 
2021-04-11 11:39:33 AM  
stop giving him attention jfc
 
2021-04-11 11:40:19 AM  
worse troll ever
 
2021-04-11 11:40:36 AM  
Go AWAY!!
 
2021-04-11 11:41:13 AM  
Vaccines are named after the disease so we can call it the Trumpcine as long as we refer to it as the Trump Flu.
 
2021-04-11 11:41:35 AM  

RasIanI: Go AWAY!!


think there will be a day when FARK doesn't post trump clickbait?
 
2021-04-11 11:42:51 AM  
We could just ignore him while at the same time wishing ocular cancer on him and his children.
 
2021-04-11 11:44:53 AM  

unixpro: The dude is responsible for more than half a million deaths in less than a year.

How about we call it the Trump Virus leave the vaceine alone?


Indeed.
Trump Virus Vaccine it is then.
 
2021-04-11 11:45:10 AM  

tjsands1118: But then what will I call my smoothie of diet coke, hydroxychroloquine and bleach?!


i call it Delicious!
 
2021-04-11 11:45:22 AM  
What a MORON

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2021-04-11 11:46:07 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: Giant Clown Shoe: Herb Utsmelz: At this point I don't give a rat's ass if they take it or not.  I've decided to adopt their creed of "F•ck you, I got mine."

do you know how I know you don't understand how vaccines work?

I am past giving a shiat about kowtowing to MAGAt feelings. Either get the shot or don't, but don't ask me to cater to your dumbass whims to convince you.


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enjoy your complimentary South African variant and the lack of community immunity, bad ass.
 
2021-04-11 11:46:18 AM  
Sorry Mango Unchanged, I'm already calling it the Bidenaccine.
Sounds way cooler than Trumpcine. That sounds obscine.
 
2021-04-11 11:47:04 AM  
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2021-04-11 11:48:44 AM  
We're still paying for this

Watch Obama dig into Trump at the 2011 White House Corres...
Youtube HHckZCxdRkA
 
2021-04-11 11:48:57 AM  
Trump Virus Vaccine - now with catmilk!
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2021-04-11 11:48:59 AM  
"I hope everyone remembers when they're getting the COVID-19 (often referred to as the China Virus) Vaccine..."

By only you, almost exclusively. "Come on in. This is my bedroom often referred to as the 'orgasm emporium.'".... Okay... sure.
 
2021-04-11 11:49:02 AM  
I know it's dumb but if it convinces Trumpers to get the shot let him have it.

/at this point anything helps
//Yes the man is responsible for over 500,000 deaths
///Three for our depressing reality
 
2021-04-11 11:49:36 AM  
At first, I wanted to be annoyed at Metamussolini with this.

However, upon second thought, hearing him whine like this and knowing that him not getting ANY credit for the vaccine makes me incredibly happy.

Die bitter and angry, you fat orange chode.
 
2021-04-11 11:49:39 AM  
Nobel Prize nominees are kept under wraps for 50 years so they can't get juice off of it. Trump needs to be treated in the same way but in an opposite fashion. His existence needs to be forgotten right now so his ego gets no oxygen. Banning his stain from social media was a good start.
 
2021-04-11 11:49:48 AM  

edmo: More proof that Trump has no idea what work is: he'll gladly take credit for the hundreds if not thousands of people who actually did the research, creation, and testing of a vaccine. Saying "we need a vaccine" is not some innovative idea of a genius.

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You forget the obvious in that Trump is really, really dumb so he truly believes that the need for a vaccine to fight a pandemic is both an innovative idea and that he had it first.
 
2021-04-11 11:49:51 AM  
Failingest Hasbeen wants H1-B visas to be called Trump Tickets?
 
2021-04-11 11:55:11 AM  
Bidencine has a nice ring. Or, since we're going to name it after someone who had no part in it's creation, Obamacine.
 
2021-04-11 11:55:21 AM  
I'm unfamiliar with this headline.
 
2021-04-11 11:55:50 AM  

iheartscotch: I believe Trump should get the credit for 500,000 wrongful deaths. His inaction and "nothing to see here" shtick killed people.


I remember having a conversation with my mom when Trump was running the first time.  We were confused about how any Christians could be supporting him.  We were positive that he openly and proudly violated 9 of the 10 Commandments right out there in public with no remorse.  The only one we weren't sure of was Thou Shalt Not Kill.  Unfortunately, I think he has all 10 nailed down now for sure.
 
2021-04-11 11:56:06 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Nobel Prize nominees are kept under wraps for 50 years so they can't get juice off of it. Trump needs to be treated in the same way but in an opposite fashion. His existence needs to be forgotten right now so his ego gets no oxygen. Banning his stain from social media was a good start.


Sorry for the threadjack, but what's the point of secrecy if...

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2021-04-11 11:56:37 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: Herb Utsmelz: Giant Clown Shoe: Herb Utsmelz: At this point I don't give a rat's ass if they take it or not.  I've decided to adopt their creed of "F•ck you, I got mine."

do you know how I know you don't understand how vaccines work?

I am past giving a shiat about kowtowing to MAGAt feelings. Either get the shot or don't, but don't ask me to cater to your dumbass whims to convince you.

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enjoy your complimentary South African variant and the lack of community immunity, bad ass.


Truly terrifying.
 
2021-04-11 11:58:30 AM  
We need a Trumpcine. If we could take a shot that prevented us from becoming like Trump I think the vast majority of us would take it.
 
2021-04-11 11:58:41 AM  

DrD'isInfotainment: Sorry Mango Unchanged, I'm already calling it the Bidenaccine.
Sounds way cooler than Trumpcine. That sounds obscine.


I like Bidenaccine. It's the best thing to fight the trumplague.
 
2021-04-11 12:00:38 PM  
All the vaccines or just the American one(s)?
 
2021-04-11 12:00:40 PM  
I don't give a pimple on a rat's ass what the Orange Menace wants. He can EABOD.
 
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