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2021-04-11 4:49:45 AM  
Use a 2x4.
 
2021-04-11 4:54:37 AM  
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2021-04-11 4:56:25 AM  
Sorry I thought I had another that said "if you dont getting that farking vax."  I chose the wrong one....oh well....I think you know what I meant.
 
2021-04-11 4:57:19 AM  
Use a microwave

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2021-04-11 5:13:29 AM  
Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.
 
2021-04-11 5:15:29 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.


I think I found the vegan anti-vaxer.
 
2021-04-11 5:17:32 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.


This last year and some was all to set the stage for the slaver virus.
Nex pass in a few years will cull a lot of undesirables. 3rd world populations, homeless, the unproductive.
This round the vacineen is free, next will cost a lot and need to be dispensed at regular intervals.
It's a New World coming.
 
2021-04-11 5:18:05 AM  

Claude Ballse: Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.

I think I found the vegan anti-vaxer.


Ignorant sheep.
 
2021-04-11 5:21:28 AM  

Trik: Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.

This last year and some was all to set the stage for the slaver virus.
Nex pass in a few years will cull a lot of undesirables. 3rd world populations, homeless, the unproductive.
This round the vacineen is free, next will cost a lot and need to be dispensed at regular intervals.
It's a New World coming.


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2021-04-11 5:28:08 AM  

Trik: Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.

This last year and some was all to set the stage for the slaver virus.
Nex pass in a few years will cull a lot of undesirables. 3rd world populations, homeless, the unproductive.
This round the vacineen is free, next will cost a lot and need to be dispensed at regular intervals.
It's a New World coming


Troll or blithering idiot?
 
2021-04-11 5:43:22 AM  

anuran: Trik: Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.

This last year and some was all to set the stage for the slaver virus.
Nex pass in a few years will cull a lot of undesirables. 3rd world populations, homeless, the unproductive.
This round the vacineen is free, next will cost a lot and need to be dispensed at regular intervals.
It's a New World coming

Troll or blithering idiot?


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2021-04-11 5:50:50 AM  

whitefangz64: anuran: Trik: Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.

This last year and some was all to set the stage for the slaver virus.
Nex pass in a few years will cull a lot of undesirables. 3rd world populations, homeless, the unproductive.
This round the vacineen is free, next will cost a lot and need to be dispensed at regular intervals.
It's a New World coming

Troll or blithering idiot?

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There is a 3rd option.
 
2021-04-11 6:10:32 AM  
Honestly, I don't know if I care that much. I mean, if we were acting rationally, we would be letting infection numbers dictate the speed of reopening. However, we are surging right now, and there is no change to Biden's July 4th goal. So the reality is unless we fall off a cliff, which I don't think will happen, we are reopening in July.

And by being vaccinated(I got the 1st shot Friday), I won't have to worry about getting COVID. I mean, I could get it, but there is such a small chance of it being anything other than a mild cold after vaccination, it wont stop me from living normally.

So the only way unvaccinated people could really affect me is by clogging up the hospitals, which I also don't think would happen.

And after a year of arguing with these idiots, I don't want to deal with them anymore. So anyone who doesn't get one, I just move on, cause until people start paying me to deal with stupid people, I'm not doing it pro bono anymore.
 
2021-04-11 6:14:59 AM  

Trik: whitefangz64: anuran: Trik: Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.

This last year and some was all to set the stage for the slaver virus.
Nex pass in a few years will cull a lot of undesirables. 3rd world populations, homeless, the unproductive.
This round the vacineen is free, next will cost a lot and need to be dispensed at regular intervals.
It's a New World coming

Troll or blithering idiot?

[Fark user image 200x153]

There is a 3rd option.


Lunatic Qcumbers?
 
2021-04-11 6:18:18 AM  

Trik: whitefangz64: anuran: Trik: Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.

This last year and some was all to set the stage for the slaver virus.
Nex pass in a few years will cull a lot of undesirables. 3rd world populations, homeless, the unproductive.
This round the vacineen is free, next will cost a lot and need to be dispensed at regular intervals.
It's a New World coming

Troll or blithering idiot?

[Fark user image 200x153]

There is a 3rd option.


So, non binary?
 
2021-04-11 6:18:29 AM  

Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.


Vaccines don't work well with children, some elderly and the immune-compromised, so there are some people you should not be giving the vaccine to at all. Especially babies. They rely on their Mother's immunity for the first few months until they develop working immune systems of their own, so no vaccination. Small children don't have to wear masks because they are too small and too immature to use them properly or to obtain a proper fit. They do make plenty of cute masks for the older kiddies. I wonder if I could wear one? I love some of the designs.
 
2021-04-11 6:23:55 AM  
If I were the doctor from the article I think I'd have to tell the antivaxxers to get another doctor. "This is a healthy place. I can't have your family potentially infecting other parents or their children. And there's no point in my treating your family when you won't follow my medical advice. I'll invest that time elsewhere."
 
2021-04-11 6:46:55 AM  
I know a number of people who are not anti-vaxxers in general but are concerned that this batch of vaccines have been "rushed".

I've been telling them that the vaccines don't stop infection, just effects, and they're going to be as helpless as the Native Americans to the colonialist smallpox, but that's not been winning hearts and minds.
 
2021-04-11 6:53:24 AM  

Trik: whitefangz64: anuran: Trik: Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.

This last year and some was all to set the stage for the slaver virus.
Nex pass in a few years will cull a lot of undesirables. 3rd world populations, homeless, the unproductive.
This round the vacineen is free, next will cost a lot and need to be dispensed at regular intervals.
It's a New World coming

Troll or blithering idiot?

[Fark user image 200x153]

There is a 3rd option.


You had the lasagna?
 
2021-04-11 7:28:36 AM  
You try using logic, then fear.  If that doesn't work, you stop talking to them - PERIOD.

Until they change their mind.  Shunning works.
 
2021-04-11 7:38:03 AM  

brantgoose: Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.

Vaccines don't work well with children, some elderly and the immune-compromised, so there are some people you should not be giving the vaccine to at all. Especially babies. They rely on their Mother's immunity for the first few months until they develop working immune systems of their own, so no vaccination. Small children don't have to wear masks because they are too small and too immature to use them properly or to obtain a proper fit. They do make plenty of cute masks for the older kiddies. I wonder if I could wear one? I love some of the designs.


Why do they give babies all those other vaccines when they are born then? I'm not a dr or a parent but I listened to my sister in law botch about it.
 
2021-04-11 7:40:08 AM  
My sister said she doesnt need the vaccine, she said her immune system is strong enough and shed be ok.  Said she would wait for the vaccine to be fa approved, even then I doubt shell get it.
 
2021-04-11 7:57:57 AM  

Vtimlin: brantgoose: Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.

Vaccines don't work well with children, some elderly and the immune-compromised, so there are some people you should not be giving the vaccine to at all. Especially babies. They rely on their Mother's immunity for the first few months until they develop working immune systems of their own, so no vaccination. Small children don't have to wear masks because they are too small and too immature to use them properly or to obtain a proper fit. They do make plenty of cute masks for the older kiddies. I wonder if I could wear one? I love some of the designs.

Why do they give babies all those other vaccines when they are born then? I'm not a dr or a parent but I listened to my sister in law botch about it.


I wouldn't worry about your SIL botching that you're not a doctor or parent, even if she frames it in the guise of wasting your potential. I've found a lot of times such people are just wanting somewhere to send their kids to get them out of the house, someone that's proven they can take care of them--while the parent is having the fun you can have whenever you want by not taking on the responsibilities of being a doctor or a parent. Don't fall into that trap!

But I love kids. They're never mine and I can just get up and leave when I've had enough. Don't have to call or pay anybody.
 
2021-04-11 8:11:22 AM  
Hell, I wish I could have gotten mine sooner.  I'm a medical mess and high risk for a lot of reasons, but because what I have is rare as hell it's not on anyone's list so... because fark you that's why.  Finally got an appt. for the first shot on April 16th - and that's the first I could even get.  Had to wait about 3 days after the appointments opened more generally for my new state ID to get here - found out recently that mine had expired early this year.  Oops... with Covid I and all I just didn't notice it had expired - and they're requiring valid ID for vaccination so... sigh.  At least it was only a few days of difference, just damn glad we caught* the ID thing a couple weeks before they opened up vaccinations.

*was a dispensary of all things that pointed it out to me - so I went full Karen and... no actually I said, "Oh shiat, you're right!  Thank you, I gotta get this fixed."

/not gonna argue about which type of vaccine
//not gonna argue about when exactly long as it's soon
///at this point it's pure damage control - fark "Oh well I dunno maybe..." crap
////get it done as soon as they'll give it to you
 
2021-04-11 8:42:02 AM  

Publikwerks: Honestly, I don't know if I care that much. I mean, if we were acting rationally, we would be letting infection numbers dictate the speed of reopening. However, we are surging right now, and there is no change to Biden's July 4th goal. So the reality is unless we fall off a cliff, which I don't think will happen, we are reopening in July.

And by being vaccinated(I got the 1st shot Friday), I won't have to worry about getting COVID. I mean, I could get it, but there is such a small chance of it being anything other than a mild cold after vaccination, it wont stop me from living normally.

So the only way unvaccinated people could really affect me is by clogging up the hospitals, which I also don't think would happen.

And after a year of arguing with these idiots, I don't want to deal with them anymore. So anyone who doesn't get one, I just move on, cause until people start paying me to deal with stupid people, I'm not doing it pro bono anymore.


If we continue to vaccinate people at the rate that we are, we'll have vaccinated damn near everyone that's not a plague rat by July 4th. After everyone that wants the vaccine gets it, what else can we possibly do except return to normal and let the plague rats spread it amongst themselves?

Ditto on the rest of the sentiments though - between The Fanta Menace no longer being an imminent threat and myself/every other smart person in the country getting vaccinated, I'm SO looking forward to going back to not giving a shiat what idiots are thinking, saying, or doing and just living my life.
 
2021-04-11 9:28:40 AM  

anuran: Trik: Sean VasDeferens: Was this article written by vaccine companies.  There's NO REASON to give a child a drug that has ONLY been approved for emergency use, meaning the person will likely die so give them the drug anyway.

This last year and some was all to set the stage for the slaver virus.
Nex pass in a few years will cull a lot of undesirables. 3rd world populations, homeless, the unproductive.
This round the vacineen is free, next will cost a lot and need to be dispensed at regular intervals.
It's a New World coming

Troll or blithering idiot?


Why not both?
 
2021-04-11 9:30:53 AM  

Publikwerks: Honestly, I don't know if I care that much. I mean, if we were acting rationally, we would be letting infection numbers dictate the speed of reopening. However, we are surging right now, and there is no change to Biden's July 4th goal. So the reality is unless we fall off a cliff, which I don't think will happen, we are reopening in July.

And by being vaccinated(I got the 1st shot Friday), I won't have to worry about getting COVID. I mean, I could get it, but there is such a small chance of it being anything other than a mild cold after vaccination, it wont stop me from living normally.

So the only way unvaccinated people could really affect me is by clogging up the hospitals, which I also don't think would happen.

And after a year of arguing with these idiots, I don't want to deal with them anymore. So anyone who doesn't get one, I just move on, cause until people start paying me to deal with stupid people, I'm not doing it pro bono anymore.


Yep. In hawaii the local government has basically said there is no turning back. There are still some restrictions, but enforcement is non-existent and honolulu is wide open.
 
2021-04-11 9:31:49 AM  
I quit bothering.

All I can do is enforce my own personal boundaries...like you will NOT stand closer than six fix to me without a mask.  Will. Not.
 
2021-04-11 9:33:12 AM  
Boy...butterfingers this morning
 
2021-04-11 10:05:55 AM  

Vtimlin: My sister said she doesnt need the vaccine, she said her immune system is strong enough and shed be ok.  Said she would wait for the vaccine to be fa approved, even then I doubt shell get it.


My sis didnt believe in the covid. Until it killed her.
 
2021-04-11 10:18:47 AM  

sleze: You try using logic, then fear.  If that doesn't work, you stop talking to them - PERIOD.

Until they change their mind.  Shunning works.


I'm afraid I had to do just that with my oldest daughter. She works in a restaurant that isn't adhering to capacity limits and she refuses to get vaxed. She politely asked me to respect her wishes, and I said sure. As long as you respect mine.

She doesn't drive and relies on me occasionally for transportation. I told her I can no longer be in enclosed spaces with her. Not only will this make her scramble to get to work, the rides to safe family visits are gone.

Hate to do this, but I'm not going to put up with her nonsense.
 
2021-04-11 10:37:08 AM  
Crunchy white moms?
 
2021-04-11 11:46:38 AM  
As an essential worker in the food distribuition chain with a bunch of medical conditions and living in one of the hotshots that's supposed to be getting prioritized for the rollout of this thing, it's driving me utterly bonkers that I'm still not able to book a vaccination appoint on the regions website. I've been tempted to just go hang out at the mass vaccination site just down the street from me around closing time to see if they have any leftovers - don't care which one they have.

/Canadian
 
2021-04-11 11:59:16 AM  
How to speak to someone who's hesitant to get vaccinated

Like any other petulant child.
 
2021-04-11 12:20:33 PM  
Point out that you've had your shots and nuffin starngy haass heppnd toot yous/
 
2021-04-11 1:21:21 PM  
now way am i getting the 5g injected into me
 
2021-04-11 1:44:01 PM  
Want your government benefit or travel on a plane? Prove that you are vaccinated.
Antivaxxers are part of the plague of stupidity. Qanon is just part of the spectrum.
 
2021-04-11 3:06:06 PM  
Tell them there's a depopulation agenda against the unvaccinated.
 
2021-04-11 3:22:21 PM  

some_beer_drinker: now way am i getting the 5g injected into me


LOL.  The 5G morons really crack me up.  Your cell phone has to be charged every single day (at least).  How in the world would a 5G chip stay charged long even to track you doing anything?
 
2021-04-11 4:22:34 PM  
Simple choice. The mineshaft or the vaccine.
 
2021-04-12 2:05:13 AM  

lilbjorn: some_beer_drinker: now way am i getting the 5g injected into me

LOL.  The 5G morons really crack me up.  Your cell phone has to be charged every single day (at least).  How in the world would a 5G chip stay charged long even to track you doing anything?


Your body is a big battery and scientists want to power gadgets with it

/not a conspiracy nutter, but you asked
 
2021-04-12 4:51:37 AM  

Vtimlin: My sister said she doesnt need the vaccine, she said her immune system is strong enough and shed be ok.  Said she would wait for the vaccine to be fa approved, even then I doubt shell get it.


I would recommend staying far away from her and keeping her away from the sick, the elderly, and the immunocompromised if you can.
 
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