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2021-04-10 10:41:00 PM  
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2021-04-11 4:15:14 AM  
and McConnell will still stay loyal to him, because that's all the GOP stands for. Republicans first and above everything else.
 
2021-04-11 4:30:08 AM  
That's "disgraced ex-president and former social media influencer" subby.
 
2021-04-11 4:30:54 AM  
Easy solution, they can all farking die a slow, painful, natural death...preferably around cameras and onlookers who just laugh at them.

/would pay to be there when Dotard kicked the bucket and I could tell him...sorry, cannot help and cannot call 911, gotta Tweet
 
2021-04-11 4:31:01 AM  

log_jammin: and McConnell will still stay loyal to him, because that's all the GOP stands for. Republicans first and above everything else.


That's not why. The problem is primaries. If they could get a larger portion of the gop voting he could coast by on apathy and name recognition. At this point, however, they have scared away everyone who would pull them from the ledge.
 
2021-04-11 4:35:00 AM  

OhioUGrad: Easy solution, they can all farking die a slow, painful, natural death...preferably around cameras and onlookers who just laugh at them.

/would pay to be there when Dotard kicked the bucket and I could tell him...sorry, cannot help and cannot call 911, gotta Tweet


I can see that but can you at least make him comfortable with a My Pillow? Under his head or over his face is a choice I will leave up to you.
 
2021-04-11 4:35:02 AM  
Ah, the self-defeating nature of evil.  It turns on itself.
 
2021-04-11 4:35:23 AM  
Apparently being a whiny little biatch is "brutal".
 
2021-04-11 4:35:36 AM  

Original: I hired his wife. Did he ever say thank you to me? No.


I had impeachment inquiries over quid pro quo.  Did I learn anything? No.
 
2021-04-11 4:36:00 AM  
Good point, McConnell never won before Trump came along.
 
2021-04-11 4:42:47 AM  
Trump and Mitch both think the other guy is an asshole.

In this one rare instance they are both right.
 
2021-04-11 4:45:06 AM  
Can't we stop talking about what that drooling non-entity has to say about, well, anything?
 
2021-04-11 4:50:18 AM  
Mitch McConnell - who received treatment from the government for his Polio, to help him along in his life... Where then has sought to deny and attack the foundations of those seeking the same....
 
2021-04-11 4:52:23 AM  

Alphax: Ah, the self-defeating nature of evil.  It turns on itself.


The problem is it often doesn't turn on itself until defeat is nigh, and long after it has done its damage.
 
2021-04-11 4:58:35 AM  
Christ, what a pair of assholes.
 
2021-04-11 5:01:41 AM  

EvilEgg: log_jammin: and McConnell will still stay loyal to him, because that's all the GOP stands for. Republicans first and above everything else.

That's not why. The problem is primaries. If they could get a larger portion of the gop voting he could coast by on apathy and name recognition. At this point, however, they have scared away everyone who would pull them from the ledge.


General elections are an issue for the GOP too.  Best guess, actual reliable GOP voters (when they actually vote) are outnumbered by actual Democratic voters by a solid 2:1 margin overall and a nontrivial margin even in some "red" states.

This means the GOP is relying entirely on gerrymandering, election fraud, and turnout to actually ever win anything anywhere.  The two criminal acts they can do just fine on their own, but there's only one GOP politician in the last two decades who can reliably boost turnout and that is, unfortunately for them, quantitatively only Donald Trump and literally no one else.  Other people have tried to imitate his success and failed.  It's just the one guy.

Especially if HR 1 gets passed and the gerrymandering and criminal fraud angles are mitigated, the Republicans just mathematically need Trump right now, and the only way to get him is through shows of utter, spineless bloot-licking.
 
2021-04-11 5:02:16 AM  

jst3p: That's "disgraced ex-president and former social media influencer" subby.


Excuse me, sir, I think you meant "disgraced, twice-impeached, twenty-six-times-accused pedophile rapist, traitor and former social media influencer." Get it right.
 
2021-04-11 5:05:47 AM  

log_jammin: and McConnell will still stay loyal to him, because that's all the GOP stands for. Republicans first and above everything else.


Because that loyalty gets him his power. He'd suck a thousand diseased, malformed orange cocks if it means him staying in power. That is all the GOP stands for. It's why GOP politicians who aren't running for re-election (cause term limits or something) suddenly start sounding reasonable.
 
2021-04-11 5:08:47 AM  

Smoking GNU: log_jammin: and McConnell will still stay loyal to him, because that's all the GOP stands for. Republicans first and above everything else.

Because that loyalty gets him his power. He'd suck a thousand diseased, malformed orange cocks if it means him staying in power. That is all the GOP stands for. It's why GOP politicians who aren't running for re-election (cause term limits or something) suddenly start sounding reasonable.


nail on the head.
 
2021-04-11 5:13:40 AM  
We should wait until after the primaries then remind all the Republicans about how much Trump hates McConnell and all of these other Republicans, and then inform them of the Constitutional Party and it's 100 percent dedication to Jesus and Trump.
 
2021-04-11 5:26:45 AM  
I'm just waiting for the Stormtumpers to Knight of the Long Knives the betrayers.
 
2021-04-11 5:31:32 AM  
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2021-04-11 5:40:20 AM  
There is no doubt that history will remember tRump as the weakest, most spineless failure of a president ever.
 
2021-04-11 5:40:48 AM  

UberNeuman: Mitch McConnell - who received treatment from the government for his Polio, to help him along in his life... Where then has sought to deny and attack the foundations of those seeking the same....


WTF, now I love Polio.

//could've finished the job, though, PoPo...
 
2021-04-11 5:41:45 AM  

OhioUGrad: Easy solution, they can all farking die a slow, painful, natural death...preferably around cameras and onlookers who just laugh at them.

/would pay to be there when Dotard kicked the bucket and I could tell him...sorry, cannot help and cannot call 911, gotta Tweet


"Oh uh no, I'm not tweeting.  I'm um, I'm TEXTING 911.  That's the ticket."
 
2021-04-11 5:42:49 AM  
Oh brother. Get used to Trump whining and whining and whining. The typical question of the narcissistic personality: how could they do this to me! Sure I threw everybody under the bus, including my wife, children and everybody who worked for me, and sure I stiffed all my lawyers, contractors and cities I held rallies in. And I threaten and grift my donors. But I'm special, can't you see that?

And why these Stockholm syndrome infested GOPers continue to kiss the ring is beyond pathetic.
 
2021-04-11 6:00:49 AM  
My impersonation of Donald Trump fighting:

"Pickle - go kick his ass."
 
2021-04-11 6:01:36 AM  

Jim_Callahan: EvilEgg: log_jammin: and McConnell will still stay loyal to him, because that's all the GOP stands for. Republicans first and above everything else.

That's not why. The problem is primaries. If they could get a larger portion of the gop voting he could coast by on apathy and name recognition. At this point, however, they have scared away everyone who would pull them from the ledge.

General elections are an issue for the GOP too.  Best guess, actual reliable GOP voters (when they actually vote) are outnumbered by actual Democratic voters by a solid 2:1 margin overall and a nontrivial margin even in some "red" states.

This means the GOP is relying entirely on gerrymandering, election fraud, and turnout to actually ever win anything anywhere.  The two criminal acts they can do just fine on their own, but there's only one GOP politician in the last two decades who can reliably boost turnout and that is, unfortunately for them, quantitatively only Donald Trump and literally no one else.  Other people have tried to imitate his success and failed.  It's just the one guy.

Especially if HR 1 gets passed and the gerrymandering and criminal fraud angles are mitigated, the Republicans just mathematically need Trump right now, and the only way to get him is through shows of utter, spineless bloot-licking.


I do believe this is true.  Say what you will about 45**, but no one has gotten the GOP voters out in those numbers.

Keep in mind, that he was able to do this by not being a politician, or even a Republican.
 
2021-04-11 6:10:15 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Can't we stop talking about what that drooling non-entity has to say about, well, anything?


Sure, when he stops influencing 45% of our nation's voters. Hitler was arrested and jailed years before his eventual return.
 
2021-04-11 6:11:43 AM  
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"THEY NEVER THANKED ME FOR STUFF I MADE UP! THEY NEED TO BOW DOWN AND KISS MY FEET LIKE ALL THE OTHER SPINELESS REPUBLICANS! WAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
 
2021-04-11 6:22:26 AM  
Dude, McConnell kept your ass from getting turned out of office. He killed measure after measure to question your policies and rein you in. Mitch did more for you than both your sons and a dozen Stevie Millers. If anyone needs to get down on his knees and suck a wizened septuagenarian's thorny c*ck, it's you.
 
2021-04-11 6:30:42 AM  
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2021-04-11 6:32:50 AM  
REALLY wish people would stop shining a light on this petty stupidity.
4 years is fawking enough.
 
2021-04-11 6:47:12 AM  
Their whining about every farking grievance is how you know they're "Alpha" males.
 
2021-04-11 6:49:51 AM  

fastfxr: REALLY wish people would stop shining a light on this petty stupidity.
4 years is fawking enough.


I hate that my apartment is full of cockroaches.
I know, if I leave the lights off, I won't see them.
Problem solved!
 
2021-04-11 6:58:03 AM  
I'm so glad Twitter de-platformed that f*cker and we don't see daily news reports of what he's angry about.
 
2021-04-11 7:09:38 AM  
All I can say is that I'm glad i had to read it 2nd or 3rd hand instead of in its original format.

Trump continues to do harm to the American democratic experiment.
 
2021-04-11 7:28:05 AM  
Is it just me, or do those sound like the words of a defeated traitor to his own people, curled up in a bunker, awaiting discovery and judgment?
 
2021-04-11 7:30:58 AM  
Who gives a fark what that has been says. Move on
 
2021-04-11 7:43:02 AM  
For someone with expensive ass apartments he sure does love letting a lot of interesting people live rent-free.
 
2021-04-11 8:10:24 AM  

Dedmon: Gyrfalcon: Can't we stop talking about what that drooling non-entity has to say about, well, anything?

Sure, when he stops influencing 45% of our nation's voters. Hitler was arrested and jailed years before his eventual return.


Lol Hitler was in his late twenties then. Donald Trump is one year away from the average age of death for white american males. So at best he has maybe 10 years left if he is lucky.
 
2021-04-11 8:27:25 AM  

Dedmon: Gyrfalcon: Can't we stop talking about what that drooling non-entity has to say about, well, anything?

Sure, when he stops influencing 45% of our nation's voters. Hitler was arrested and jailed years before his eventual return.


The difference here is that this asshole will be pushing 80 soon.

/He will probably live into his 90's purely on hate and spite.
 
2021-04-11 8:37:13 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Can't we stop talking about what that drooling non-entity has to say about, well, anything?


Not as long as Republicans continue to genuflect when his name is mentioned, no.
 
2021-04-11 8:39:34 AM  
"He never thanked me for hiring his wife."

Hey, female trumpers, this is what misogyny looks like. He thinks hiring you is a favor he's doing to take the burden of you off your man.
 
2021-04-11 8:51:38 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: "He never thanked me for hiring his wife."

Hey, female trumpers, this is what misogyny looks like. He thinks hiring you is a favor he's doing to take the burden of you off your man.


Oh, and speaking of Mitch's wife..

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2021-04-11 9:09:54 AM  
So, there WAS quid pro quo!
 
2021-04-11 9:15:11 AM  
Were I required to write an obituary for Trump, it would be 3000 words on his life through college, his career as a reality TV personality, and the circumstances of his death.

Undoubtedly, I would be challenged.
"The man is dead. Let's focus on the only thing he was good at."
 
2021-04-11 9:19:33 AM  

log_jammin: and McConnell will still stay loyal to him, because that's all the GOP stands for. Republicans first and above everything else.


It's interesting, though...this is probably McConnell's last term, so there's no upside to loyalty to Trump. He does, however, have complete loyalty to the GOP, otherwise he would spend the next few years (because it may not be six) telling him to go F himself with a pine cone marinated in lemon juice. Sadly, this is what it means to be "politically correct" much in the same way the Macron didn't punch Trump in the face for humiliating him on camera with the whole "dandruff" bullshiz.
 
2021-04-11 9:21:47 AM  
The day Trump dies should be treated as a national holiday.  Seriously, what a terrible, whiny little fark.
 
2021-04-11 9:34:21 AM  
Fark you, Orange Hitler. You need to be silenced:

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